These first two lines were a prompt that I found on Pinterest. I fell in love and I really had to write something with it.
So, this is it! My first only dialogue fic.
I hope you enjoy it!
"If we die, I'm going to spend the rest of our afterlife reminding you that this was all your fault!"
"Great, i wouldn't mind having company while being a ghost… Especially, your company, trouble!"
"Can you shut up? I'm dying over here!"
"You're whining, not dying. This is a party. Have fun, mingle, make some friends!"
"Are you trying to make me choke to death in my own drink?"
"If that makes you stop complaining, yes, I am…"
"I'm so close of killing… This was the worst idea you ever had."
"I thought that my worst idea was giving you a potted plant…"
"That is a close second…"
"It's a plant! Stop being a drama queen…"
"If you call me drama queen one more time, I swear I'll hit you with my tensen so hard that you'll wake up in another dimension!"
"Great, at least no one will be complaining there…"
"You're an ass…"
"You're troublesome! We HAVE to be in here! This is a diplomatic ball, we are diplomats. This is supposed to help strengthen the bonds between diplomats and their villages. It's a nice thing…"
"I slept with you at least six nights per week. You saw me naked this morning. Our bond is pretty strong, thank you very much!"
"It could be stronger…"
"Really? Right now? Don't even start!"
"You're too stressed out, woman. Breath. Have a drink. Talk to people. Dance with me."
"I hate these stupid, posh events. These are for shallow people parade around with flashy dresses and cocky smiles, talking about empty nonsense. I grew up in these. And I hate every minute of them. Besides, my shoes hurt my feet…"
"So, take them off!"
"Are you insane? I can't be in here barefoot! I'm Suna's princess and one of the Alliance's diplomats…"
"That isn't posh at all…"
"This floor is disgusting!"
"Such a princess…"
"I'll kill you! I swear!"
"Come on, dance with me! I'm bored!"
"Go take a nap!"
"Don't tempt me…"
"You wouldn't dare!"
"Do you want to bet on it?"
"Stop, we need to endure this… You're supposed to be my date…"
"Actually, I have my own invitation, I could bring anyone I wanted too…"
"You're annoying the life out of me…"
"So, dance with me, keep me entertained…"
"If you behave properly, I can think of a couple of ways to entertain you… Later!"
"See? That's the spirit! Come on, only… 2 hours to go…"
"Oh for Kami sakes… Still 2 hours?"
"Yup, and another hour of speeches and congratulations and yadda-yadda…"
"I bet my brothers are dying of boredom…"
"Actually, your middle brother run off with some girl from the Mist an hour ago. And your little brother is over there, peacefully talking with the Hokage…"
"WHAT? Are you kidding me? That traitor…"
"Let the guy be… He's not even in a relationship… He isn't doing anything wrong…"
"He should be here, suffering just like me!"
"We can run away secretly too…"
"I have to give a speech…"
"In 2 hours…"
"People will notice…"
"They are wasted. They wouldn't notice if their arms were cut off…"
"We are an important piece of the Alliance, we should behave accordingly…"
"There isn't a non-confraternization rule…"
"Stop tempting me…"
"Says the girl with the belly-deep cleavage…"
"It's not that big!"
"It is. I love it, by the way…"
"Don't be a pervert…"
"I'm being appreciative…"
"You're being annoying... Come on, let's dance…"
"Finally!
"This was your plan all along, isn't it?"
"You know me too well…"
"I hate you!"
"I love you too!"