Word of the day: Bifocals

Pairings: Mizumachi/Sena/Unsui

"Ne, Unsui-san, why does your brother wear sunglasses even when it's not sunny?"

Unsui blinked. "Why do you ask?"

"It's been bugging me recently," Sena admitted, looking to the older boy away from her textbook. "I don't understand why Agon-san insist on wearing those glasses even in indoors. Does he have poor sight?"

"No," Unsui said, now looking thoughtful. "To tell you the truth, I have no idea. Ever since our second-year in middle school, Agon started wearing sunglasses out of the blue. I think it was meant to impress girls."

"I don't find wearing sunglasses to be impressive," Sena said frankly.

"Well, from what I learned throughout my young days, girls have different tastes."

"Unsui-san, I feel bad for you."

He raised an eyebrow. "Why?"

"If Agon-san didn't come up with the trend of sunglasses, then I'm sure that it would be more fitting on you."

"I doubt that," he replied, but smiled.

"No, really!" she insisted. "I can imagine you with those glasses already. Very refine and suiting." Then she started to giggle.

Unsui snorted amusingly. "Perhaps."

"What do you think, Mizumachi-kun?" Sena turned her attention to the tall boy who was concentrating deeply on a problem. It was funny seeing such a strained and serious expression on the usually goofy and cheery boy.

He looked up, confused. "What?"

"Why do you think Agon-san wears glasses?"

"Well it's pretty obvious why," he snorted.

She raised an eyebrow. "Really?"

"Yeah! Obviously he's an alien trying to disguise his lazar beams by concealing them with these super tech-high shades that was meant to be indestructible!"

"…Uh…I'm sure that he's not an…alien, Mizumachi-kun."

"Then what other reasons are there to explain those bifocals?"

Unsui rubbed his temple. "Why are you here again?"

Mizumachi tapped his chin in thought. "I dunno. Hey! Wanna go down Santa Lane on my wheelchair again?"

The remaining groaned.