This one's from chbi-excel. Thanks for the letter! Jeez, you really enjoy teasing poor Romano, don't you?
Disclaimer: Oh, if only, if only...
'Sup Romano!
Yo! It's America again! How's it hanging? (You'll most likely say something all moody and pessimistic to this. Pfft. I know you well, huh?) Aaannnyyyways. To my point. I have decided something; I'm going to ask Iggy out on a date. Although, really, with the fact you're still in denial about your OWN boyfriend you arent probably the best to ask this of...but oh well. You're-what does Kiku call it?- Tsundere! Like Iggy. So you should know how he'd like to be asked out. How did spain do it with you?
You-totally-know-Spain's-your-hero...among other
Iggy's Hero,
America
P.S. Why should I call him anything but Iggy? Does Spain call you anything but Lovi? I thought not.
My question is why the fuck you know me so well. We never hang out. Ever. Which is definitely a good thing...
Wow, America. Took you long enough; I was getting worried that you're just as dense an idiot as Spain. And I'm not in denial about anything; I don't like him that way, dammit! B-but if you really wanna know, try and do something you've never done before. Be. Subtle. Don't have a fucking spaz attack like normal and be all, "Hey Iggy, let's go on a date!1!1one". Have some tact for once in your life.
And Spain's never asked me out, dammit! Why does everyone automatically assume-? Ugh. I need some Advil and Nyquil, desperately. I mean, just because we've gone out to eat a few times doesn't mean that- ... Oh. Well FUCK. """orz
Really wants to kill you and himself right now,
Romano
P.S. At least call him Arthur once in a while. I have a feeling hed like it better than your stupid nickname. Or, even Artie would be better. Fricking idiot... Also, stop bugging Ireland, he's getting pissed.
Um... Wow, I've got a lot of letters to do now. ^^;;; But that doesn't mean stop sending them in! If someone would send in one as England, that's be great. I kinda wanna how it would go. XD
