A/N: Hope you enjoy this. I honestly am not really a fan off Britney Spears.
Also I saw the Smurffs the other day and it was amazing! Neil Patrick Harris was amazing in it as well :P
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Disclaimer: I do not own GLEE.
Kurt Hummel likes let's get Britney Spears to perform at McKinley High homecoming assembly
Kurt Hummel: Really? We can't do Britney? This sucks!
[Rachel Berry, Finn Hudson, Quinn Fabray and 6 others like this]
Artie Abrams: Yo, Spears is fierce, yo.
Brittany Pierce: No she isn't. I don't like her.
Kurt Hummel: Why no Britney, Brittany?
Brittany Pierce: My name is Brittany S Pierce and it makes be sad that I won't be as famous as her.
Santana Lopez: Of course you will hun.
Brittany Pierce: Why does everyone love Britney so much?
Kurt Hummel: This club regularly pays tribute to pop culture and Britney Spears IS pop culture.
Noah Puckerman: She's hot.
Artie Abrams: Preach.
[Mike Chang likes this]
Tina Cohen-Chang: Excuse me Mike?
Mike Chang: Not as hot as you though!
Tina Cohen-Chang: Awwe :) Asian kiss?
Mike Chang: Asian kiss!
Santana Lopez: OH GOD. Not this again.
[Artie Abrams, Kurt Hummel, Mercedes Jones and 2 others like this]
Quinn Fabray: It's cute.
Santana Lopez: No it's sickening.
Tina Cohen-Chang: Whatever.
Kurt Hummel: Wow, I can't believe little miss perfect Rachel has cavities.
[Quinn Fabray, Noah Puckerman, Mercedes Jones and 5 others like this]
Finn Hudson: So did Brittany and Artie.
Brittany Pierce: I don't brush my teeth. I rinse my mouth out with soda after I eat. I was pretty sure Dr. Pepper was a dentist
[Kurt Hummel, Finn Hudson, Santana Lopez and 10 others like this]
Mercedes Jones: *facepalm*
Kurt Hummel: Wow, what changed Britt?
[Artie Abrams, Finn Hudson, William Schuester and 3 others like this]
Brittany Pierce: I had a Britney Spears fantasy and she said I'm better than all of you and I know it's true. It's Brittany Bitch. Is Carl a cat?
Santana Lopez: No Britt and you do deserve it!
Brittany Pierce: I know.
Rachel Berry: Excuse me, but Brittany the solos are mine. We all know I'm better than you.
Santana Lopez: Oh shut it dwarf.
Kurt Hummel: Really? The dentist gives you fantasies about Britney?
Santana Lopez: Yea, it's pretty sweet you should try it.
Artie Abrams: Yea for sure.
Rachel Berry: Made me better.
Finn Hudson: Is that possible? :)
Rachel Berry: :)
Santana Lopez: No! You guys are as bad as Asian fusion!
[Mike Chang and Tina-Cohen Chang like this]
Kurt Hummel: Gah,Mr. Schue is so damn uptight!
[Mercedes Jones, Quinn Fabray, Artie Abrams and 3 others like this]
Santana Lopez: I like this Kurt.
Brittany Pierce: Me too!
Noah Puckerman: That was pretty impressive man.
Kurt Hummel: Uh thanks?
Quinn Fabray: I want to do Spears too. is kind of freaking out about it.
Kurt Hummel: Yea.
Noah Puckerman: Hey is the principal's office fun?
Kurt Hummel: You would know.
[Santana Lopez, Quinn Fabray, Finn Hudson and 9 others like this]
Noah Puckerman: True. But you're never in there.
Kurt Hummel: No I'm not.
Santana Lopez: I still like bad boy Kurt.
Brittany Pierce: Sexy.
[Rachel Berry, Quinn Fabray, Mercedes Jones and 2 others like this]
Finn Hudson: Not again…
Kurt Hummel to Artie Abrams: Not to be mean, but how are you supposed to play football?
Artie Abrams to Kurt Hummel: I'll usually just sit out. I can still play if someone pushes me, no one will come after me then.
Kurt Hummel to Artie Abrams: Right…
Artie Abrams to Kurt Hummel: Why did you quit football? You were amazing!
Kurt Hummel to Artie Abrams: Not my thing.
Artie Abrams to Kurt Hummel: Cheerios?
Kurt Hummel to Artie Abrams: Nah not anymore. I couldn't stand wearing the same outfit that much. I need my outfits not the cheerios uniform. I'll stick to Glee.
Artie Abrams to Kurt Hummel: Oh okay cool.
Kurt Hummel: YES FINALLY! WE CAN DO BRITNEY! TOXIC!
[Santana Lopez, Artie Abrams, Tina Cohen-Chang and 10 others like this]
Noah Puckerman: This is going to be awesome. Everyone is going to be turned on and the girls will want some of the Puckasauras.
Santana Lopez: I'm sure they will want some of me.
Noah Puckerman: In your dreams
Kurt Hummel: Really? You guys are talking about who is going to get more sex? That's gross. Stop.
Noah Puckerman: Come on Hummel, I'm sure some guys will want you.
Burt Hummel: Okay! Noah guy. That's enough, I'm sure Kurt knows not to have any and I don't need to know this stuff.
Kurt Hummel: Ugh. This is embarrassing.
[Noah Puckerman and Santana Lopez like this]
Kurt Hummel: So Sue pulled the fire alarm and now we aren't allowed any more Britney. This sucks.
[Santana Lopez, Tina Cohen-Chang, Mike Chang and 4 others like this]
Artie Abrams: Damn right it does.
Mercedes Jones: Yea, it was fun to watch everyone freak out.
Burt Hummel: Good. I don't like that Britney she has a bad influence. Don't want Kurt having sex.
Noah Puckerman: He probably will soon.
Kurt Hummel: NOAH! Will you stop it!
Burt Hummel: …
[Noah Puckerman likes this]
A/N: Thanks for reading! Reviews are amazing and lovely. They are like the Diet Coke to my Chris Colfer.