~ Only 10 or so chapters left! I know this sounds mean, but I hope you're sad.
If you weren't sad, that would make me a failure at answering your asks.
…
You're sad, right?
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WE'VE PASSED 300 REVIIIIEEEEWWWWSSSS *slaps pizza on my face and screams unintelligible words*
Soundtrack: "Magnet" sung by Gero and Faneru (Go look up this video! If you find the one that has the dialogue, you'll laugh until your stomach won't let you anymore! XD)
dear Luffy,
if you could bring back Ace, but only if you agreed to have sex with him as soon as he's alive, would you? And, yes. he would actually WANT to have sex with you as soon as he's back.
Dear Sanji,
If a girl fell in love with you, but will only go out with you if you quite smoking, would you stop? or would you reject her?
Dear Zoro
if you were in a situation where you had to choose between your booze (like, say, 150 tankards full) or your swords(all 3 of them), which would you pick?
Dear Robin
if you could only find the Rio Poneglyph by joining another crew, which acts in any way you want them to, would you?
Dear Nami
can I borrow your Navigation books? i'll even pay for them.
Dear Chopper
why are you so freakin' adorable?
Dear Brook
if seeing Laboon again meant that you would have to give up music, would you still want to see him?
Dear Franky
what would you do if you met the most manliest man to ever exist?
phonenix
Dear phonenix,
(Luffy: Uh… I…)
(Me: I think you've just asked him something that is going to result in inner brain turmoil)
(Luffy: *weird electric crackle sounds come from his head and smoke comes out of his ears* Ah…..)
(Sanji: OF COURSE I WOULD STOP~! :3 *heart eyes*)
(Zoro: Obviously I would choose my swords.)
(Robin: *frowns* I'm-!)
(Luffy: *suddenly stops smoking and tackles Robin* NO! NOBODY IS TAKING ROBIN!)
(Nami: *sighs* If you loose one, you'll be paying me back 300%.)
(Chopper: A-Adorable? What are you talking about, you jerk? *blushing and dancing*)
(Brook: Of course! As long as I could at least play one last song for him, or at least play the recording I have for him.)
(Franky: *blank faces* O_O …)
(Me: I'M THE MANLIEST!)
(Luffy: NO, I'M THE MANLIEST!)
(Sanji: I'M MANLIER THAN YOU'LL EVER BE, LUFFY!)
(Zoro: Tch! Obviously I'm manlier than all of you.)
(Sanji: *growls*)
(Luffy: *pouts* Nuh-uh.)
(Me: *spins in weird circles* I'LL ACCEPT THAT AS LONG AS I CAN BE THE SECOND MANLIEST~!)
(Zoro: Uh… Sure.)
(Me: YAY!)
From: gamelover41592
thank you now for some laughs
Dear straw hats,
read the mini-buggy adventures
Dear gamelover41592,
(Me: OH, OH! YEAH! *pulls out my laptop and the Buggy adventures episode*)
(Everyone: *watches the episode*)
(Luffy: *laughing* So that's what happened to him!)
(Nami: I wish he would've actually died.)
(Brook: How harsh! Yohoho!)
(Franky: *crying loudly at Buggy's crew's weird devotion*)
(Usopp: D: WHAT'S WITH THAT WEIRD LION?)
(Zoro: I can't believe he almost got eaten by a giant bird.)
(Robin: Actually, it's not that surprising at all.)
(Chopper: O_O …)
(Sanji: This Buggy guy is a complete idiot. -.-;)
(Me: … Hey, is your 41592 a zip code or something? Where'd that even come from? That's a really random number.)
From: DS
Oi Zoro I just wanna ask, if Robin is sword(katana) what kind sword(katana) she is?
Answer that if you strong enough Zoro
And Robin, if Zoro is book what kind book he is?
Well you must answer that too Robin
Dear DS,
(Zoro: Ah… Probably a lighter one for speed. I don't really know. That woman's too mysterious.)
(Robin: Hmm, I would say he's most likely a book about samurai or something similar.)
Luffy's sister:Dear Brook
I love your song "New World". Has the crew heard it yet?
Dear Author
If you really want to join the crew why not just say to Luffy that if he let's you join his crew you will give him meat? It could work.
Dear Luffy
Hey Luffy! Tag your it!*tags Luffy and runs away from him* YOUR NEVER CATCH ME BROTHER!*laughs while running away*
Dear Luffy's sister,
(Brook: Yes, they have!)
(Usopp: *gives him a thumbs up*)
(Me: REALLY?! :D *makes magical meat appear* Luffy, if you let me join, this'll be yours~)
(Luffy: *eats the meat at lightning speed anyways*)
(Me: *sulks*)
(Luffy: D: *runs after you, tackles you, and bites your head* You'll never get awaaayyyy~!)
(Chopper: AHHHHH! SHE'S BEEN BIT! SHE'S BEEN BIIIIIIIIIIT!)
Dear, Zoro
ZoLu ZoLu ZoLu! Love it, Zoro! Kiss Luffy Please,anywhere!
Dear Sanji
SanLu SanLu SanLu! Heh.
Dear Luffy
Tell Zoro to kiss you! It's important! If he doesn't, he'll die! Or you can just run up to him, and kiss him. Also, ask Zoro, and Sanji what sex is. And ask them if they'll show an example with you!
From: AikahisakatuHogo-sha
Dear AikahisakatuHogu-sha,
(Zoro: *makes a face like he's sick* That's just gross.)
(Sanji: *face turns blue and he runs to the galley*)
(Luffy: Uh… WAIT, HE'LL DIE?!)
(Zoro: NO WAIT I WO-!)
(Luffy: ZORO, KISS ME SO YOU DON'T DIE!)
(Zoro: *backs up to the railing* I WOULD RATHER DIE!)
(Luffy: *pouts* But I don't want Zoro to die! … OH YEAH! Hey Zoro, what's sex?)
(Zoro: *turns blue*)
(Sanji: *walks out of the galley wiping his mouth* I think I'm fine now…)
(Luffy: *looks from Zoro to Sanji* Hey Sanji! Will you show me an example of se-!)
(Zoro: STAHPPPPPPPPPPPPPP! *jumps into the water*)
(Luffy: ACK! ZORO! *jumps into the water after him*)
(Sanji: IDIOT! *jumps in after Luffy*)
(Me: *staring at where they were* … *shrugs* Oh well.)
Samurai Jack:Dear Brook
I just learning how to play a violin. Could you give me some pointers.
Dear luffy
If you had the ability to get Sabo to sail under your banner. Would you.
Dear Sanji
No hard feelings, but it was you who threatened me by saying you were going to kick me. I just did what I did as self defence.
Dear Zoro
I Just read chapter 778. I can't believe how strong your secret technique has become.
Dear Samurai Jack,
(Brook: *hands you a book* This should just about cover most of the basics! :3) I know absolutely nothing about violins except that they have strings…
(Luffy: OF COURSE! :D)
(Sanji: *sulks* You didn't have to go that far…)
(Zoro: *grins* I know, right?)
(Me: So arrogant!)
(Zoro: He said it first…)
(Me: … So strong! And muscle-y! *starts drooling*)
(Sanji: Oh come on! How is this fair?! *cries*)
From: Sanji's fabulous brother's twin sister,
Dear Straw Hat crew,
Since my more-fabulous-than-Sanji-but-not-as-fabulous-as-me brother is busy practicing for his bongo match against his male lover/enemy Alejandro, I am the one to return Zoro. Don't worry, all they did was watch "The Princess And The Frog" (Zoro cried at the end)
Dear brother-that-never-knew-of-our-existence Sanji,
Don't worry, All-Blue is real once we consider a manga's typical plot development. My brother said that mainly to test your resolve and also for the lolz.
Dear Nami,
You should bonk Luffy after every 15 minutes because history dictates that he must've screwed something up by then.
Dear Luffy,
How can you consider yourself pirate king when you don't even have the proper attire?! Where is your eyepatch? Your hooked hand? The peg leg? And don't even get me started on the parrot! Do this and you will be one step closer to becoming pirate king!
Dear Ussop,
I know what you did last Tuesday. I knoooooow.
P.S: I'm MORE fabulous!
Dear Sanji's fabulous brother's twin sister,
(Sanji: O.O …)
(Usopp: Wait… You… Pfft! *starts laughing*)
(Chopper: Why are you laughing?)
(Nami: *also starts laughing* You cried at the end of 'The Princess and the Frog'?! XD)
(Me: Hehehehehehe…)
(Zoro: *turns red* I DID NOT!)
(Luffy: *gasps* ZORO TURNED INTO A TOMATO! AAHHHHHHH!)
(Zoro: I DIDN'T DO THAT EITHER!)
(Sanji: -.- ~~~ … HAI, SISTER-CHWAN~!)
(Nami: Yeah, that sounds about right.)
(Luffy: *pales* D: I NEED A NEW WARDROBE!)
(Nami: AS IF I'LL PAY FOR THAT! *bonks Luffy on the head so much he looks like a Luffy cloud with a body*)
(Usopp: Wut.)
(Me: AHMM FABULUSSS TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOO~ :3)
From: Ikaros Light
Hello guys, I'd back! And I have lots of questions with me. If I'd repeat someone's question,
Sorry. I haven't following them for a while.
Dear Chopper,
If you could choose any of the Devil Fruits to eat, which one would you choose? (Aside of Ope Ope fruit)
Dear Brook,
Which one do you like most? Blues or jazz? ( and no Skull jokes please)
Dear Sanji,
What is your eye COLOR? They are looking black, but sometimes it looks like dark blue.
Dear Usopp,
If you could choose any of the countries in the Earth, which one would you choose?
Dear Franky,
Are any of your internal parts made of metal? If your answer is yes, which one?
Dear Nami,
It is still raining. Do you have any sunny balls or something? ( with a desperate voice)
Dear Luffy,
I can control dreams. ... Just kidding. But a OC of mine can. Is that cool ?
Dear Robin,
You could be a good minerologist. Do you like crystals?
Dear Ashlielle,
what is your favourite part of Saki?
Dear Zoro? What kind of man would you fall in love? (a friend of mine wanted me to ask it, so please answer)
That's it for now. Thanks.
Dear Ikaros Light,
(Me: YYYYAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYY~!)
(Chopper: Whaaaat? Why would I eat another fruit? That would kill me!)
(Robin: I think he means, if you ate a different fruit.)
(Chopper: Umm… Maybe… Uh… One that would give me endless cotton candy? :3 *cute sparkles emit from random space around Chopper's adorable head*)
(Brook: I like all music! But, I think jazz would have to be better for me. The Blues are too blue! Yohohoho! MUSIC JOKE! :D)
(Everyone: *facepalms*)
(Sanji: It's blue. :D)
(Usopp: Uh… Countries? Don't you mean islands? Or oceans? Wut?)
(Me: I think he means the Earth I come from…)
(Usopp: Umm….)
(Me: Just say Japan. Japan is awesome.)
(Usopp: Japan, sure.)
(Franky: Nah. I had to fix a bit, but nothing is entirely replaced.)
(Chopper: *pales*)
(Nami: *gives you an umbrella*)
(Me: Lucky! I would rather have some rain than all of this stupid snow everywhere… :P)
(Luffy: Why would you wanna control someone's dreams?)
(Me: Hehehe… *imagining evil ZoSan plots*)
(Zoro/Sanji: *suddenly shudders*)
(Robin: Crystals are rather beautiful.)
(Me: Uh… It's hard for me to say, because she's basically a more hyped up me…. Maybe, her freakin' awesome red eyes! :D Or the fact that she can hold against a fight with Zoro and still have Sanji for defense if she says anything that makes Zoro start trying to chop her up. :3)
(Zoro: What? That little brat can't do anything to-!)
(Saki: *words echo over the Sunny* More lost than my grandmaaaa~~~!)
(Zoro: I'LL KILL HER!)
(Me: *bonks Zoro on the head* ANSWER YOUR ASK ALREADY!)
(Zoro: *glares at me and then looks at his ask* D: WAT. NONE. ESPECIALLY NOT ANYONE ON THIS SHIP.)
(Me: *giggles evilly* Are you sure~? I do believe I'm not the only one that watched you try to-!)
(Zoro: *shakes me and throws me in the aquarium room* She wasn't saying anything important. Don't mind her.)
*Ignores Sanji*
*Gives Nami a suitcase*
Here you go Nami, since you asked so nicely I'm going to give you the promised 100,000,000 beri plus another 50,000,000 beri.
Sincerely Vergil Leonidas.
Dear Vergil Leonidas,
(Sanji: I'LL KILL HIM!)
(Me: *bursts out of the aquarium room and falls on the deck* . )
(Sanji: *suddenly starts kicking Zoro* DON'T DO THAT TO AUTHOR-CHWAN OR I'LL KILL YOU TOO!)
(Zoro: Ha! As if you could kill me.)
(Luffy: *around his food* NO! No killing each other!)
(Nami: *drooling on her money in happiness*)
Gia:Hey zoro. Date Masamune (from Sengoku Basara) wants to fight you. And he said that if you were as strong as everyone says, he might even consider using all six of his swords on you, which is considered an honor, I guess. What do you say?
Nami, Usopp won a one billion berri lottery. What's your reaction?
Dear Gia,
(Zoro: *shrugs* As long as he comes to me.)
(Nami: *stares intensely at Usopp*)
(Usopp: *sweats nervously* Y-You can have the money!)
(Nami: *hugs Usopp* Ya know, you're my beeesssst friend~! :3)
(Usopp: *sweatdrops* Yeah, yeah.)
From: The Utterly Fabulous Z
Ashlielle! Something crazy happened! So I was playing OP Treasure Cruise (fantastic app by the way) and I had enough gems to do a 'rare recruit' for my crew... And I was hoping for someone awesome like Robin, but my luck apparently hates me and I got Mr. 2 Bon Clay. Save meeeeeee from the weirdness that is a man in a swan dress!
Sanji… Wh-when I d-do s-something o-out of th-the o-o-ordinary and ch-ch-character, the st-st-stutter h-happens. *clears throat* Okay. I think I'm good. *thinks about OOC act last chapter* Wait… *slaps self across face* Yep. I'm good. Anyways, what's your favorite type of milkshake? I absolutely adore orange-cream!
Chopper! Favorite color of cotton candy? Yellow, pink, or blue? All three? Eleven days… my nose still hurts. *glares at havarti2* You jerk. All because your DS got totaled and I ACCIDENTLY had the volume on.
Robin! Yay! *starts braiding* Do you know how to dance? Could you teach me how to dance, if so?
Usopp. *flicks nose* Why. Is. Your. Nose. So. Distracting?
Luffy! Guess what! The other day I had bacon for the first time in TWO YEARS! How does that make you feel? How long is the longest amount of time you could go without meat?
Brook: Hello! Why aren't skeletons fond of workouts? It's because they'll never be body builders! *casually thinks- I made that up just now*
Zoro! I looked up Marimo and it's actually a ball-shaped seaweed! Thus Sanji is pretty much calling you Seaweed-Brain! What're you going to do about it other than fight? *casually inserts Percy Jackson reference*
Nami and Franky! Hello! I don't have a question for you, so I'm saying hi instead!
Dear Utterly Fabulous Z,
(Me: XD I like Bon Clay! He's so cool! :3 OH! That reminds me of something that happened to me! I was playing One Piece: Pirates Carnival on the Gamecube in my room with my little sister, and I won a mini game… Somehow that turned into a fight over who was the manliest between us. It was rather hilarious, if I do say so myself~)
(Sanji: Ah… Maybe… Vanilla Mint? I don't really know… I've tasted a lot of flavors.) I honestly have no clue, and Vanilla Mint seems to fit Sanji-kun, ne? :3
(Chopper: Pink! :3 :D Oh, do you need some pain reliever? O.O Are you gonna be okay?)
(Robin: I actually do. I guess I could… *smiles*)
(Usopp: *growls* I GOT THIS NOSE FROM MY MOTHER!)
(Luffy: *jaw drops* FOR THE FIRST TIME IN TWO YEARS?! I feel so sorry for you T^T)
(Sanji: He can only go an hour without meat before the withdrawal symptoms begin, and after a whole day he starts getting a fever.)
(Nami: Sanji-kun…)
(Sanji: *laughs nervously* Okay, I was kidding. It's a day before the withdrawal and a day and a half before he starts getting sick.)
(Brook: XD *laughs so hard his stomach hurts – except he doesn't have a stomach to begin with! :D*)
(Zoro: -.- ….. I DON'T HAVE A SEAWEED BRAIN!)
(Sanji: If not a seaweed brain, than a muscle head with NO brain.)
(Zoro: Why you…!)
(Me: *tackles Zoro* LET'S ALL BE FRIIIIEEEEENNNNNDDDSSSS~!)
(Nami/Franky: *waves*)
(Franky: Yo!)
*rofls* Poor Sanji. XD Iva-chan would approve...
Luffy and Robin,
What would you two do/feel if the One Piece was the Rio Poneglyph? :P
Luffy,
Depressing question, but a question nonetheless. If you got to Raftel only to find that there was a government ambush there and you lost all your Nakama, but then your friends within the goverment (I.E. Garp, Coby, Helmeppo, and even SmokerTashigi, etc) betrayed them for you and offered you a chance to go back in time and relive your life for a second chance, would you?
From,
Cece
Dear Cece,
(Sanji: T^T Stahp dis tortuuurrrreeeee)
(Luffy: … Will there be meat, too? *hopeful face*)
(Robin: I would be rather pleased, myself… *smiles*)
(Luffy: D: WAT WHY WOULD THAT HAPPEN?! OF COURSE I WOULD DO IT!)
(Everyone: *blushes*)
Robin
Why is a raven like a writing desk?
Luffy
When you hear the word Dango, what do you think it is?
Nami
What do you do with a drunken sailor
What do you do with a drunken sailor
What do you do with a drunken sailor
Early in the morning?
Everyone
Bees? o.O
This question was brought to you by Dango!
Dear Dango-san,
(Robin: … I'm not sure I understand.)
(Luffy: MANGO! :D)
(Nami: Give him a cup of coffee and make him go on watch if it's too cold outside for me to do it.)
(Everyone: Wat? O.o)
(Me: DANGOOOOOOOOOOOOO! :D *random dancing syndrome takes over*)
Alexander:Dear Straw Hats, beside one piece which anime is your favorite and which character from that would you want on your crew?
Now to answer your question about Dante; he's a half demon whose father, Sprada, betray his kind to save humans after falling in love with Eva Dante's mom and they have twin sons Vergil and Dante but things go bad after Sprada disappear then demons come and kill Eva and Dante gets seperated from Vergil thinking he's dead leaving him with great sadness. Now he's a demon hunter saving the world from demons. He's tall, wears a red coat, has white hair, has claymore called rebellion, and has two handguns call ebony and ivory. He's always calm, never takes his opponents seriously even if the opponent is powerful. Loves to make his opponents mad. He has weapons called devil arms that are created by defeating a demon and they give them their soul. He can also slow down time or freeze it, depend on the opponent and can make clone of himself and has transformation called devil trigger. Alexander
Dear Alexander,
(Me: *derp faces*)
(Luffy: …. I'm confused.)
(Usopp: *explains it to Luffy again*)
(Luffy: Ohhhh~! So the guns are hunting a man named Dante who has anger issues?)
(Everyone: No….)
(Me: No, no, he uses the guns!)
(Luffy: *frowns* We already have a sniper! Why would we need another one?)
(Usopp: *blushes*)
(Me: I haven't really shown them any anime shows… But I think… Uh… I don't know how to ever answer that question after having watched so many anime shows myself . )
Dear Nami
Or should I call you Lawna? (Think about it) If you couldn't navigate one day who would be best for the job?
Dear Luffy
Would you like to meet Jack Frost? If you don't know who he is, he makes snow and loves fun.
Dear Zoro
Do you think you can conjure lightning with your swords?
Dear Sanji
Have you ever heard of a man that goes by the name of Quagmire?
Dear Chopper
The cold never bothered you anyway huh?
Love Cole D. soul
Dear Cole D. soul,
(Nami: Um, what? I don't get it… Probably Robin would be best for the job, since she's pretty smart. Even if she didn't know how to, she'd be able to, but she's traveled on her own on the Grand Line before, meaning she's probably the most experienced of all of us in that area, other than myself.)
(Luffy: YEAH! :D)
(Zoro: Maybe? I don't think so…)
(Sanji: No, no I have not.)
(Chopper: Wut?)
(Me: *cackling in the background*)
From: evanthecrafty
Aw yes! I'm up to date on One piece! Now I have to wait a week before the next episode ;(
Dear Luffy
What did you think of Goku and Toriko in that special episode?
Dear Author
Is Ceaser still on the ship?! *Hears crying in the background*
Dear Zoro
I saw you, yeah, when you were laughing at Pico's high pitched voice
What's that? It's time for...THE WHEEL OF PAIRING! *Loud and wild audience whoops and cheers*
Today's Pair is...*Spinning noises*
Zoro Sanji
Ah yes! The beautiful relationship of two men! (though I'm not into that)
Next, our final spin of the day! Drum roll please!
_
Law Luffy
Uh, are you kidding me? Two in a row? WHO THE HELL WROTE TODAYS SCRIPT? I QUIT! *Throws down just and stomps at it, runs away crying*
Dear evanthecrafty,
(Me: Ah know dat feel, mah bro peep *puts on my cool sunglasses*)
(Luffy: They're both really cool! :D But I wouldn't wanna hang out with them, cause they eat so much so there's less food.)
(Me: … No, I made him and the other guests disappear for story reasons. *whispers* They're on Kamabakka Island…)
(Sanji: *le gasp*)
(Zoro: Ehh… Ehehe... *remembering his voice*)
(Sanji/Nami/Chopper: Huh?)
(Me: YAAAAAAY~!)
(Zoro/Sanji: *suddenly falls over*)
(Chopper: AHH! They're starting to have the stage 2 version of the Yaoi disease! They just pass out to avoid hearing more about it!)
(Luffy: … WHERE'S LAW?!)
(Everyone: Nuuuuuuuuu~ Not Luffy toooo~)
Shea:To Robin: Did your mother knew that you are a devil fruit user?
To Zoro: Do you want to train with Rayleigh someday?
To Luffy: Do you know your grandma?
To Usopp: What does Heracles face looks like behind the mask?
To Nami: Too bad you haven't draw the map of Dressrosa
Dear Shea,
(Robin: … I'm really not sure. I don't think so.)
(Zoro: He's not a swordsman, so no, not really. Maybe for a bit of Haki training, but that's probably it.)
(Luffy: Ah… *picks his nose* Nope…. T^T I wanna see Lawwwww~)
(Me: Ah~ So he's the mopey type, ne?)
(Usopp: The mask… He never took it off in front of me. D: NOW YOU'VE MADE ME CURIOUS! WHY DIDN'T I ASK WHAT WAS BEHIND THE MASK?!)
(Nami: *holds up a rolled paper* Robin got one for me :3)
~ Finally dooonnnneeee! It's late, my eyes are dying from staring at the screen in the dark, and my fingers are hurting because I popped them awkwardly. Curse my double jointed-ness.
PICKLES. PICKLES EVERYWHERE.