AN: asdfghjkl I watched the new Episode of Hetalia Season 5 and oh my God!
My Italy is so in character with the newish Italy. I mean you have to admit he is cuter and more ditzy in Season 5…but who cares I am happy!
My Italy is in character yay! And so is my Germany~ How sexy was Germany in the lab coat ffff and nyaaa when he was picking the flowers~ so pretty
Fangirling over go watch it! And read this chap o3o
Warning: Fluff…and stuff honestly I dunno where I'm going with this one but no smut.
Chapter 24: AntiHolic (GerIta Hetaloid)
Germany looked up from his book to see Italy walking around the bedroom and looking at himself in the full sized mirror, he wondered why Italy was wearing heels. "Italy...vhat are you doing?"
"Hm? I'm practising."
"For a pageant? Vhat the Hell are you practising for?" Germany asked raising an eyebrow.
Italy giggled and stuck his butt out "No silly~ I'm practising to teach Elfi how to walk in heels."
"And she couldn't ask Miss Hungary?" Germany sighed.
"Nope! Miss Hungary is on a date with Romania!" Italy walked again his eyes bright "Do I look sexy?"
Germany raised the book so he could hide behind it "J-ja…"
Italy giggled and read the cover which said 'How to cope with over protective Italian Brother-in-laws.' "Is Romano still being a dick?"
"Vhen isn't he?" Germany muttered "I don't mind it so much, I just vant to know how to avoid situations that could end badly."
"Here's one solution that works every time." Hungary smiled walking in "Keep a tomato with you at all times and make sure he hasn't got a gun."
Germany nodded "Ja I suppose so…." His face turned bright red seeing what Hungary was wearing.
She was wearing a dark red corset that made her breasts press together in an impressive cleavage; her skirts were of dark red velvet with black lace underneath. She wore knee length PVC boots. "How do I look? Do I look Gothic enough?"
Germany hid behind the book again. Italy bounced up to her almost breaking his ankles "Oh you look so pretty!"
Hungary giggled and looked down to see Anaztazia looking up at her "Ma! Are you going to see the scary man again? Gilbertra said he's a vampire."
"That's silly." Hungary smiled. "He isn't."
"Take this anyvay!" Anaztazia held out a silver cross "I vant you to wear it!"
Hungary rolled her eyes and did so "Fine but you do know what she says isn't all true."
Anaztazia shook her head "Doesn't matter! She says she saw him bite someone!"
Hungary smiled and walked downstairs "Okay then where is she?"
"Vith Daddy." Anaztazia ran forwards and leapt on Prussia who groaned.
"Dammit kid vatch the baby!" He placed a hand on his bump protectively.
Anaztazia blinked "Sorry. Is the baby doing well?" she placed her hands on his bump.
"Ja it's fine." Prussia smiled "Me und Austria are going to see vhat the baby is soon."
"Oh wow! I hope it's a boy!" Anaztazia giggled "I already have a schwester!"
Prussia nodded "Ja I know I have a daughter so I would love a son."
"Two." Austria said sitting on the arm of Prussia's chair.
"Huh?"
"You have two daughters not 'a' daughter." Austria said smiling as he petted Anaztazia's hair.
Anaztazia sighed "Daddy…vhy do I have to stay with Ma? Vhy can't I stay with you both?"
Prussia ran his hand through his hair "I don't love your Mutter…"
"But you must of done once right? Mommies and daddies can't have babies unless they love each other very much right?"
Prussia swallowed and looked at Austria who cupped her face "Your Vater was in love vith your Mutter…but I am a horrible man and stole him away from her."
Prussia shook his head "Nein that's not true!"
Hungary smiled "Austria~ silly man I love you~" she kissed Austria's cheek "Not that fool."
Prussia scowled "Likewise bitch also vhat the hell are you vearing!"
Hungary scowled back "Shut up."
Anaztazia pulled on Hungary's skirt "Ma if you love Mr Austria then vhy isn't he my Vater?"
Hungary looked at her and smiled "I wish he was…"
Austria looked at her and pulled her into a hug "Elizaveta…"
Prussia looked at them and ran upstairs to his room feeling his tears overflow.
Austria looked up and sighed "I vunder vhat's wrong with him?"
Hungary smiled and dried her eyes carefully so as to not smudge her makeup. "Who knows it's Prussia." She pulled Anaztazia into a hug "Now don't go bugging your Vater."
She nodded "Okay Ma…"
Gilbertra walked in and poked her Father "Vater…vhy are you crying?"
Prussia wailed "Your Mutter loves Hungary!"
"I love you Vater!" Gilbertra said happily "I von't leave you!"
Prussia sniffed and looked at her "You're cute kid…"
Gilbertra grinned happily "I'll marry you!"
Prussia burst out laughing "You can't marry me! I'm your Vater!"
"So?! Mutter von't so I will!" Gilbertra looked determined and deadly serious which made Prussia laugh more.
Prussia pulled her into a hug "You know how to cheer up your Vater."
Gilbertra giggled happily and nuzzled him "Yay."
Austria looked at Hungary "So vhy are you dressed like zis?"
"Hm? Oh I'm going on a date with Romania."
Austria smiled "Zat's good."
Hungary nodded giggling.
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Germany looked down at Italy who had fallen asleep next to him on the sofa his head in his lap. He stroked his hair gently, he loved him when he was asleep he looked so beautiful. He bent down to kiss him but he froze hearing Italy's soft mumble "Germany…"
"Hm?"
Italy opened his eyes they looked serious "Do you love me?"
"Ja of course." Germany smiled.
"Yay." He said softly "Can you promise me something?"
Germany blinked and nodded "Ja anything…"
"Will you always remember me?" He asked closing his eyes again.
"V-vhy, are you dying?" Germany laughed a little.
"No…" Italy giggled softly "I'm fine~ I just want you to remember me before I had my ugly scars…remember how beautiful I was." He looked saddened.
Germany stood up making Italy fall heavily on the couch "Feliciano! Listen to me!" Italy looked up with tears in his eyes. "You are not ugly! You have alvays been beautiful! And you alvays vill be!" he knelt down and unbuttoned Italy's shirt enough to show his tummy. "You have these scars but they are far from ugly." He smiled at him "You know vhy?"
"N-no…" Italy shook his head.
Germany smiled and softly kissed a long pale scar going across his stomach near his pelvic bone "Because this vun is the scar that brought our beautiful daughter into the vorld. I look at it und see your bravery and dedication to be a wonderful Mutter and you are vun." He kissed the next scar a little further up and going diagonally across his tummy under the navel "And this vun shows me how much you love me and how much you are willing to do anything for me. You had your womb out just so we could stop worrying about you getting pregnant again."
Italy looked at him and bit his lip "I-I…I think I'm going to cry…" he muttered.
Germany looked up "Vhy?"
"Y-you're so nice to me!" Italy wailed and threw his arms around Germany almost knocking him to the floor.
Germany smiled and held him "You dummkophe." He kissed his hair and gently squeezed him to his chest. Italy wailed happy tears in his chest.
"Oy Fratello!" Germany looked up from over Italy's shoulder to see a pissed off Italian standing in the doorway a scowl on his face.
"O-oh Romano…" he blushed letting go of Italy.
"Why is he crying?" Romano scowled "Did you hurt him?"
Germany shook his head "No it's nothing…"
Italy sat up and rubbed his eyes "No silly Fratello he was making me feel better."
Romano rolled his eyes "I guess so. Anyway I'm here to drop Marcus off. Me and Toni are going to get a scan."
"Oh! Can I come?!" Italy bounced up and patted Romano's bump "Please?"
Romano shrugged "Why not?"
Elfriede toddled in holding Celio, her arms around his chest like a doll "Mama! I have Celio! He wanted you." She placed the toddler down on the floor.
"Mama." Celio said softly holding out his arms to him. He gave him the stoic look of his Father.
Italy giggled and scooped him up "Can we take Celio? He's very good."
"Fine." Romano nodded grabbing Italy's hand "Kiss your damn potato bastard bye."
Italy giggled again and looked at Germany "Kiss kiss." Germany blushed and kissed his cheek. "No here." Italy tapped his own lips.
Germany sighed and kissed him on the lips "You fool."
Romano rolled his eyes "Goddammit come on!" he grabbed Italy's arm and pulled him out the House.
"Goodbye Luddy!" he called happily.
Germany smiled a little and looked down at his daughter who looked back "Where's Mama going?"
Germany pulled her onto his lap "Your Mutter is going with your uncle to get a scan."
"But uncle Gilbo is upstairs annoying Aunty Austria." Elfriede said blinking.
Germany nodded "Ja but he's with your other Uncle."
"Oh! Uncle Lovino?" Elfriede asked.
"Ja who else do you have?" Germany laughed.
Elfriede giggled "I know." She looked outside "Vati I'm bored."
"I know, vhere is your cousin?" Germany smiled "It's usually your Mutter who plays with you."
"Can you play with me Vati?" she asked.
Germany smiled and nodded "Ja okay."
Elfriede looked excited "Come on Vati! Let's go!"
Austria looked at Prussia who was rolling around on his bed laughing "Look! Look! I roll!"
Austria smiled "You're an idiot." He shook his head "Do you vant anyzing?"
Prussia looked up happily "Ja! I vant apple pie!"
"Apple…pie?" Austria rolled his eyes and nodded "Fine I vill be right back."
"Yay!" Prussia cheered. Gilbertra giggled and poked her Vater's bump. "Hey." He pouted.
Gilbertra giggled and did it again "Vater vhy doesn't the baby kick again?"
"Hm? I dunno she's lazy." Prussia grinned.
"It's a girl?" Gilbertra asked.
"Probably it seems all us Germans can do is produce women. I mean I gave Austria and Hungary a girl and Ludvig gave Feli a girl soooo…ja…"
Gilbertra looked thoughtful "Vhy didn't you give Mutter a boy?"
"It's not that easy." Prussia grinned "Trust me."
Gilbertra smiled "It can't be that hard! Spain gave R…Romana a boy."
"You mean Romano and ja I know. The bastard." Prussia scowled.
"Language and why do you vant a boy so much? Vhat's wrong with our Mädchen?" Austria stated.
Gilbertra stretched and looked up at her Mother "Mutti! Is that pie?"
"Yes but it's not yours it's your Vater's." Austria said he gave him his apple pie.
Prussia looked happy and took it "Yay! Thanks Prinzessin. I love you so much."
Austria blushed "I-I love you too…"
Gilbertra pressed her ear to Prussia's bump "It's making weird sounds Mutti. Like growly noises. Is the baby angry?"
"Nein I think zat's your Vater's stomach." Austria smiled. He then watched Prussia tear apart the pie and eat the inside. "Vhat are you doing?"
"Eating pie." He said.
"Nein you are only eating the filling…if you were going to do zat, zen I vould of just given you the apple filling in a bowl." Austria scowled.
Prussia grinned and continued eating. Gilbertra looked up in shock "The baby kicked me!"
"Ja it'll do that." Prussia mumbled through the filling.
Austria rolled his eyes "So vhat do you think our baby is?"
"Probably a girl again." He muttered.
Austria smiled "You don't know zat."
Prussia nodded "Maybe." He wiped his mouth and placed the plate down "Danke that was so good!"
"You left the pastry!" Austria scowled. "Vhat a vaste! Vould Franz Josef the-"
"Ja ja ja!" Prussia sighed waving a hand "Ja I know. It von't be a vaste. Gilly? Do you vant this?"
"Ja!" Gilbertra took the pie pastry and ate happily.
Austria face palmed "Mein Gott vhat haf I done to deserve zis?"
"You have been a bad man in your past." Prussia smirked "Not giving me your Silesia region, marrying Spain and hurting my feelings, marrying France and breaking my heart, then you married Hungary but you didn't go with me. That hurt you know. You opened your legs for everyone but me…"
"Zat is a lie! I have lost count of the amount of times you would sneak in my room and haf sex vith me while I vas married!" Austria said folding his arms.
"Hey not my fault you find me irresistible." Prussia smirked.
Austria folded his arms "You dummkophe."
"You know you're kind of a slut…" Prussia said idly playing with Gilbertra's hair.
"How?" Austria scowled forgetting their daughter was there within earshot of the conversation.
"You have been through the BTT, went with England, Switzerland, and Hungary maybe more. Probably West too right?" Prussia smirked.
Austria blushed heavily "No! I haf never been with your Bruder! He is like a son to me zat is disgusting!"
Prussia burst out laughing "Man you fall so easily for my bait! Also you didn't deny the others."
"B-because…they're true." He muttered.
Prussia smiled "Ja but you still cheated on them with me all the time. You loved me right?"
Austria nodded "Of course I did."
Gilbertra blinked and looked up at her Mother "Mutter…vhat's a slut?"
"H-huh?"
"Your mom." Prussia stated.
Austria blushed and slapped him around the head "Zat is not true! Don't say that in front of her!"
Gilbertra smiled "So vhat is it?"
"A slut is someone who sleeps with other people sveetheart." Austria said softly.
"Ohhh vell I sleep with Elfriede am I slut?" Gilbertra asked innocently.
"Of course not~" Prussia grinned "You're not like your mutter he can't keep his legs closed."
Gilbertra looked at Austria he was sitting with one leg bent up and one down off the bed. "I see vhat you mean."
Austria's cheeks flushed bright pink "D-don't you start!" he closed his legs though which made Prussia laugh.
"Kesesese even our baby says you can't keep your legs closed!" he cackled.
Austria stood up huffily "I-I'm going to clean!"
"Aww Prinzessin no! Come back!" Prussia called out getting up.
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Germany looked up hearing the front door open "Italia? Is that you?"
"Si!" Italy ran in giggling "It was such a fun time! Fratello's baby was moving!"
Germany smiled "Oh that's nice."
Marcus came running out of nowhere his hair a little dust covered. "Mama!"
Romano smiled and scooped him up with difficulty "Hey there Markey." He nuzzled his son happily "What happened to your hair?"
"Huh? Oh me and Gilbertra were playing!" Marcus said happily.
Germany looked around "Vhere's Celio?"
"Celi…Oh no!" Italy's eyes widened "Oh nooo! I must have left him somewhere!"
Germany looked at him in shock "Vhat?!"
"I-I don't know where I put him!"
"You lost our child." Germany said his face darkening.
"I-I think so." Italy trembled.
"You idiot! Honestly Italia you can be so…so THICK! Why are you so stupid?!" Germany yelled. Italy started crying which made Romano angry.
"Hey don't yell at my Fratello you damn potato eater."
"Shut up you stupid bastard!" Germany snapped "You're just as bad as him in fact you're worse! You're probably the most stupidest, the most selfish person I have ever met!" he yelled. "You hate your Bruder falling in love why? Because that means someone else is getting attention other then you! You hate me because Italy kept talking about me instead of admiring you well I'll tell you something there is nothing admirable about you! In fact I admire Spain for having to put up with you! That man deserves a fucking medal or a knighthood for putting up with such an arrogant, selfish, self-centred fucker like you."
Romano stood there in shock before he finally started crying. Italy wailed harder "L-Luddy please!"
"Gott verdammit! I thought I would hate Italians after having to put up with you lot through two wars! But you know vhat?! I fucking love Italy! And if you can't cope with me loving your Bruder then get the fuck out of mein house!" Germany growled.
Romano wailed "Sh-shut up! Y-y-you damn b-bastard!"
Austria walked downstairs "Vhat's going on?"
"And you!" Germany yelled rounding on him "You're just a free-loading fucking noble vhen there is NOTHING noble about you! You spread your legs for anyone. You cheated on your two husbands and wife with my Bruder time and time again but when he begged you to be with him in between you always said nein. You just loved the idea of having people flock around you because it makes you feel beautiful. You may be beautiful on the outside but you are disgusting in. You have the worst personality ever and your voice is like nails on a chalk board! Not only have you NEVER left my house even though you are no longer annexed, you have moved in your gott damn children too!"
Austria looked shocked "How dare you?"
"How dare I?" He growled.
Prussia walked downstairs blinking "What's happening?"
"Ugh! And you! You should be dead by now but you're too arrogant to leave the fucking face off the Earth and you're so damn annoying I would kill you myself if you weren't my Bruder!" Germany snapped.
Prussia started crying "You want t-to kill meee? B-but I'm your Bruder!"
"SHUT UP!" Germany roared. It made the three cry more though…so he stormed out the house.
He muttered to himself and walked on and on. Once he got to a children's playground he had calmed down and guilt had filled him. He loved his Bruder of course he wouldn't kill him…and to be honest Austria was there for him when he was upset. And he hurt his little Italy…even when he had promised himself on the day of their wedding he would never do that again. Well…he didn't feel a lot of guilt for Romano…after all he had been taking shit from him for years. He felt a little satisfied about that.
"Vati…" Germany blinked and looked up; he saw a small figure on the swing set. He looked up with his large golden eyes which sent more waves of guilt through Germany.
"Celio…?"
"Vater…" Celio leapt down and ran up to him. Germany picked him up he could see the boy's eyes were red like he had been crying.
Germany smiled "How did you get here?"
"I kept walking and I remembered this place…but I couldn't remember how to get home from here…" he mumbled.
Germany nodded "Ja…so vant to go Home?"
Celio shook his head "Nein…I vant to play. You play with Elfriede a lot…"
"Ja I do…" Germany smiled "Okay then we can play for a while." He pulled Celio into a hug he remembered feeling him kicking and moving around in his stomach and blushed softly. He loved carrying Celio for Italy. He walked Celio over to the swing set "Okay then let's play."
Germany set him down and smiled "Go on then."
Celio smiled and gripped the bars "Vati…"
Germany pushed him lightly. Celio looked happy he never made much of a sound but his smile said it all.
"Germany! Germany don't leave me!"
Germany looked to see Italy running and holding his side up the hill, he rolled his eyes Italy was never one for running. "Italia vhat are you doing here?"
"Germany." Italy panted. He leaned over to rest his hands on his knees to catch his breath "I-I…l-love you. Please don't leave me!"
Germany sighed "I'm not leaving you I wish you would just think sometimes. I found Celio."
Italy looked up "Celio!" he rushed up to the boy and hugged him tightly "Mama is sorry he's such a failure."
"You're not…" he muttered awkwardly patting his Mother's shoulder.
Italy nuzzled him still crying. Germany sighed and placed a hand on Italy's head "Feli…"
Italy looked up at him "Luddy I'm sorry."
Germany shook his head "It's okay I still love you." He pulled him into a kiss. "Let's play with our son."
Italy giggled and wiped his eyes "Ve~ Okay!"
Celio smiled and walked off happily to the swing set again. Germany smiled and scooped him up to put him in the swing. Italy giggled and sat on the other swing, he kicked his feet happily. Germany smiled and pushed Celio gently "Push me too Luddy!" Italy called out. Germany nodded and did so.
Celio giggled as he went a little bit higher, Italy went the highest though. He looked like he was totally happy as Germany pushed him more. Celio looked up and watched his Mother; Celio smiled watching how high he could go. He knew it wasn't safe. "Luddy! I'm gonna jump! Catch me!"
Germany's eyes widened "Vhat?! Vait!" He rushed to the front and held out his arms as Italy leapt off the swing while it was high in the air. He grunted softly as he caught the small Italian. Italy giggled and looked up at him. Germany blushed and plopped him on the floor and walked over to his son to play with him some more. Italy stayed where he was and watched them play, he smiled happily.
"Celio! Jump Mama will catch you!"
Germany looked at him uncertainly "Nein he should vait until it stops."
"No! I promise." Italy said "Please you never have faith in me…I won't let our baby get hurt."
"And yet you left him behind where he could have gotten kidnapped or worse." Germany stated.
Italy looked sad "I wasn't focusing then I can do this I promise."
"Nein…if a dog or a cat comes out of a bush then you will be distracted and then Celio will be badly hurt. He's fine." Germany said.
Italy looked down sadly "You never have faith in me…"
Germany sighed "It's not that I don't have faith in you…it's just I know vhat you're like."
Italy shook his head "I know…I-I can't help it."
Germany looked down at Celio who was looking at him mother with a sad look "Mutti…"
"S-si?" Italy looked up.
"Promise to catch me?" Celio asked.
Italy nodded "Si I promise!"
Celio looked at his Father "Push me higher Vati."
Germany sighed and looked into those golden eyes again despite looking exactly like his Mother he was the complete miniature version of Germany in his thoughts and actions and right now his eyes were full of determination and will power that Italy had never had in his eyes unless he was cooking a new pasta dish. Germany sighed and nodded "Vell okay." He pushed his son a little higher and as soon as he was at an acceptable height for Germany to remain calm, he leapt off the swing.
Italy held out his arms happily, there was a brief moment when Germany hadn't thought he had caught him but he did. Italy cradled his son in his arms happily "Ve~ I have you."
Germany let out his breath "I thought you had dropped him then…"
Italy giggled "No silly I told you, you need more faith in me. I would never let my baby get harmed."
Germany nodded "Ja I know."
Italy gave Celio a little nuzzle before looking up at the sky "It looks like it's going to rain…"
"Ja…we should go home then I can apologize to mein Bruder and Austria." Germany sighed "Come on."
Soon enough they all arrived at Home. Austria was sitting on the couch a moody look on his face. He had his arms folded and one leg crossed over the other. Germany saw him and blushed a little "Austria…I have something to say to you."
"You said enough." Austria said huffily.
"Ja…I'm here to apologize for vhat I said." Germany said looking down "I never meant all the things I said…"
Austria smiled "Apology accepted but you should apologize to your Bruder too."
"I will where is he?" Germany looked around.
"In his room." Austria said sighing.
Germany walked upstairs to see his Brother curled up on his bed. "Bruder…I'm sorry." He said walking in "I…love you. You know that."
Prussia looked up excited "Ja? You do?"
"Ja of course! You raised me dummkophe." Germany smiled.
"Oh West! I knew you didn't vant to kill me!" Prussia struggled off the bed and hugged Germany roughly "I love you my baby brother!"
Germany blushed "Ja ja…" he muttered patting Prussia's back awkwardly.
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A few days later Austria and Italy were going out to go buy some baby things for Prussia's new baby. Italy smiled cutely at his daughter "Be a good girl and look after your Daddy." He petted her hair.
Elfriede giggled she was holding her Brother's hand "Si I will be a good girl!"
"I know~" Italy giggled he nuzzled her and happily walked out the door. Austria was in the middle of telling his daughter a list of rules when Hungary and Italy dragged him out the house.
Elfriede looked up at her Father, Germany smiled and looked down at her "So vhat shall we do?"
Elfriede giggled "Makeover!"
Gilbertra latched onto Germany's legs from behind "Ja let's make over you and Vati!"
Germany smiled a little nervously "Sure…vhy not?"
Prussia waddled up to them "So vhat's going on?"
Germany rubbed the back of his head "Err…it seems we're having a makeover…"
"Kesesese! Cool!" Prussia cackled.
Gilbertra cheered happily and dragged him away "Come on Vati you will look so pretty!"
"I bet." Prussia grinned happily he waddled off with his daughter. Germany shook his head his Brother was so big already he was only six months gone.
Elfriede held out her free hand, the other still clutching little Celio's. "Come on Vater."
Germany took her hand "Okay then…"
Elfriede giggled and dragged him over to where her cousin and uncle had gone off too.
Germany walked in the room to where Prussia was sitting on a large soft cushion that had the colours of the Prussian flag on, he had his hand in Gilbertra's little one. She was painting his nails giggling "I'm gonna do them pink Vati!"
"Awesome only I can pull off pink Kesese." Prussia laughed happily.
Germany rolled his eyes "Vater?" Elfriede poked her Father's hand "Sit down I want to make you over too."
He nodded a little uncertainly but took his seat next to his Bruder. Prussia grinned "We're gonna look so pretty."
Germany shook his head "You dummkophe."
Prussia cackled softly as Gilbertra painted his nails hot pink.
Germany blushed a little as Elfriede took out a nice pale pink colour "Vater can I paint your nails?"
"Err…I guess so…" he muttered.
"Yay!" Elfriede giggled happily she painted his nails.
Celio sat down on his Father's lap and watched.
Italy and Hungary walked down the road happily chattering about babies and dates and things. Anaztazia was playing with her DS completely ignoring them all. Austria was reading the receipt and trying to work out how he could have made it cheaper. "The baby will be so spoilt." Hungary giggled.
"Not so spoilt…" Austria muttered "It's too much money."
Hungary laughed "You always have been cheap."
Italy giggled and looked over at Austria who blushed "Oh shut up you two."
Italy smiled "It's okay~ have you and Big Brother Prussia had sex yet?"
Austria blinked and smirked "Nein Prussia is pregnant due to immaculate conception."
"H-huh?" Italy looked confused.
Hungary laughed "Roddy there is no need to be so mean~ I think he meant have you two had sex while he is preggers."
Austria smiled and nodded "Ja of course we have. We had sex when he was a little showing but not lately."
Italy looked at him worried "I think my Brother is going to have complications with this new baby…"
Hungary blinked at him "What do you mean?"
"I-I mean the birth…like I had stuff happen I think he will too." Italy looked down "But maybe I'm being silly."
"Ja you are." Austria smiled "I think you're just worried because you both are not due together like you were before."
Italy nodded "Si maybe. So are you two going to have sex soon?"
"W-what is it with you und sex? A-and I don't think this is something ve should discuss in front of Elizaveta's daughter!" Austria blushed.
Italy giggled "I'm curious silly~"
Hungary laughed "So am I. And she's not paying attention anyway. So are you two going to have sex?"
Austria looked away "M-maybe. I mean Prussia has often asked…but…I'm scared I will be unable to control myself…"
"How so?" Hungary asked curiously.
"W-well…I like him pregnant he's…he's far more loving and cute."
Hungary giggled "So I see." She kicked the gate open which made Austria complain. "It's not your gate silly it's Germany's. And the only person who has a right to complain is his wife who I don't hear complaining." She giggled.
"Nein that's because he's playing with zat damn cat." Austria said.
Italy was playing with a fat Russian Blue that had blue eyes the colour of her Master's. The cat rolled over on the wall revealing her fat tummy. Italy giggled "She's so cute~"
Austria shook his head the cat was called Engelein she purred and playfully batted Italy's hand. Gino, Italy's cat came trotting down the wall meowing happily at the sight of his owner. Italy cooed "Hello there Kitty~" he scooped him up and nuzzled him lightly.
Hungary smiled "Come on you lot we have to put the shopping away."
Austria too had a cat called Klein Meister and Prussia's cat Fritz was around somewhere. He entered the door and heard giggling coming from the room. He looked puzzled "I wonder vhat those two are up to."
Hungary nodded "Me too."
Italy walked in holding the two cats in his arms. "Let's go see!" he bounced off down the hall.
Hungary giggled "Germany loves animals~ three dogs and a cat."
"Ja und he's taken in our cats too." Austria smiled "I think he was more happier about taking those in zen us to be honest."
Hungary giggled again and held Austria's hand to walk down the hall following Italy. Italy cooed softly at the doorway "Uwaa you look so cute Luddy!"
Austria popped his head in curiously and burst out laughing. Hungary looked too and laughed. Prussia and Germany were sitting on the floor with nail polish on their nails and bows in their hair to match their nails. Prussia had small ponytails all over his head with hot pink bows in them and his nails were a vivid colour. Germany had a cute light pink bow slide in his hair and two little pony tails at the back of his hair. Shyly he hid his face in his hands. Italy giggled and hugged him; Germany blushed more and kept his face hidden. Prussia laughed "He does look cute huh?"
Italy giggled happily. Austria laughed "Oh mein Gott vhat do you look like?"
Prussia grinned "Don't you think I look awesome?"
Hungary smirked "That's one word for it."
Austria smiled "The wrong one."
Prussia cackled softly "All I need is a dress and you will worship me Roddy~"
Austria saw Hungary's eyes light up "No." he said putting a hand on her arm.
"Aww you're no fun." She pouted.
Prussia reached up "Hey bitches help me up!"
"Bitches?" Hungary flicked him in the forehead knocking him on his back "For your rude mouth you can be a turtle."
"N-no! This isn't fair!" Prussia whined trying to sit up.
Austria laughed again and took his hands "I will help you up if you apologise."
"I-I'm sorry!" Prussia pouted he was going a little red in the face.
"That's better." Austria helped him up into a sitting position again and Hungary took his other hand and pulled him to his feet.
Germany was still hidden in embarrassment. Italy giggled and looked over at Prussia "Hehee you're so silly Big Brother Prussia."
Prussia grinned and nuzzled Austria "Kesese I know!"
Austria smiled and picked up Gilbertra who giggled softly "Doesn't Vati look awesome?"
"Ja." Austria smiled "Vhat vould you like for dinner?"
"Food!" Gilbertra chirruped.
"Cake!" Prussia cheered.
"Nein…" Austria sighed.
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Germany looked up as he heard Italy ve'ing Berlitz was lying at his feet on the bed fast asleep, Blackie the Doberman was chewing on a bone and the old German Shepard Aster was fast asleep by the door. "Italia? Vhat are you doing?"
Italy stumbled in again decked in high heels "Practising again." He tottered over to Germany "Look! Do I look pretty?"
Germany blushed "I already said ja last time."
Italy giggled and stuck his butt out "Ve~ I like wearing heels I'm so much taller!"
Germany laughed "But I like you little."
Italy giggled cutely and lay on the bed "Why?"
"Because you…um…fit nicely in my arms." Germany mumbled.
Italy kicked his legs "Yay! That makes me happy!"
Germany smiled and stroked his hair "You're so silly Feli."
"Siii~" Italy giggled "Luddy I love you."
"I-I love you too." Germany smiled shyly.
There was a knock on their door and a small figure stood in the doorway. He was wearing an all in one feetie pyjamas with a little dog on the front. "Vati…" he mumbled "I had a nightmare." Celio looked up sadly, his cheeks tear stained. He was holding onto his stuffed dog's ear that trailed behind him pathetically "I peed the bed…"
Italy scooped him up "My poor baby!" He kissed his cheeks and nuzzled him "Mama will go change you and your Padre can go change your bed si?"
"Ja…" he muttered.
Germany smiled "It will be okay Celio." He walked off to go changed his bed. He was glad he invested in those safety pee mattresses that you had to put over the bed mattress. (AN: we have 'em in Iggyland dunno if you have them elsewhere…) He could hear Italy talking happily to Celio who seemed to be talking back but his answers were very shy and quiet.
Germany came back in "Okay your bed is done." He looked around to see Celio tucked up beside Italy who was now in just one of Germany's t-shirts and cuddled up in bed.
"Ve~ come snuggle with us Luddy~" he smiled patting the bed.
Celio looked shyly down "Can I sleep here Vati…?"
"O-oh Ja. If you're still scared of the nightmare then it's okay. I used to sleep vith mein Bruder vhen I had one." He smiled softly. "So it is fine." He climbed into bed with them and gently kissed Celio's head. "Goodnight mein Klein Prinzen."
Celio yawned happily and snuggled closer to his Father. Germany smiled and kissed his hair and snuggled down to sleep too. Italy cooed softly and shuffled up on the other side of Celio and held him too. "Buono Notte." He mumbled.
"Guten Nacht." Germany smiled.
AN: I'm sorry if there are still mistakes. My internet is up the crapper so I couldn't preview it before I posted it like I usually do.
Usually when I upload a document erases words or fucks up the sentences. Even when I recheck it three times on word. So if there are any words missing and such then that is not me because I have proof read this…
Anyway thank you and please Review~