Bonding
" Tina! Let's do something! Just us girls! Ooh Mother-Daughter Spa Day! Let's go to Hair Barrel. We'll get Mani-Pedi— YES!—No just us girls, Gene " Linda said.
" I'm a girl " Gene insisted.
" No you're not Gene " Bob denied, shaking his head.
" TELL THAT TO MY VAGINA! " he yelled.
My Jealousy Noises
" Gene, you can't go. I need someone to help me with the restaurant since the girls are ditching "
" But why can't I go? I LOVE spa days " he complained.
" It's for Tina "
" Oh "
" Yeah... So help me here "
" I'd... rather not. Bye!" he walked away
" Gene! Get back here!"
" No "
" Gene! "
" Dad? I think we're breaking up" Gene said, pretending to have bad reception through the glass.
" Fine, bye Gene " Bob replied, picking up the phone.
I still have one employee...
" Hey phssh Jimmy Jr. " Gene whispered from under a table. " Let's go somewhere just us "
" OK Andy cover my shift" Jimmy jr. replied, shoving his dish tub into his younger brother's arms.
" I'm Ollie " Ollie yelled.
" OK I don't care who. I'm leaving! " Jimmy jr. declared, storming out of the restaurant via the back door. Gene quickly followed the strawberry blonde.
" I care, Ollie " Andy said, hugging his twin.
"Thanks, Andy " Ollie sighed.