Author Note: Unless anyone has more ideas- just two more bonus chapters. Yes I am updating them fast because I love writing these. I promise the next bonus chapter, and especially the one after it will be longer.
~CWA

Bonus Chapter 2 – The Second Reason Why Data shouldn't be given energy drinks

Data:

I continued to laugh. Ember raised an eyebrow,
"Are you drunk?"
"…Pffttt…No…. I had an energy drink," I bounced up and down. She paled,
"Who the hell gave you that?"
"I found Ghostwriter's stash," I cheered.

"Like you need anymore energy," she mumbled.

I just laughed and laughed and bounced and bounced.

000

I went to visit the Observants- well visit wasn't exactly the right word. Visit would imply that I was wanted. I was defiantly not wanted especially since I was a bit 'sugar high' so to speak. Actually, I was sure it didn't matter if I was on a sugar rush or not. I was sure that the Observants just didn't want to see me anyway.

I poked them repeatedly.

"Poke. Poke. Poke."

"Will you quite the childish nonsense?"

I looked at them shocked,
"I'm not childish!"

I grabbed the French bread,

"~le poke."
"You're over five hundred years old and have a child! Why don't you act like it!?"
"Cause," I said in my 'duh' voice, "Then it would be too boring! Ohhhh shiny!"

I poked the Observants head,
"Did you know your head shines like a fishbowl?"

000

I poked Ghostwriter.

"Hey hubby."
"Did you have sugar again?"
"Pfft…no. It was an energy drink."

Ghostwriter hanged his head,
"I knew I should've hidden that stash," he muttered, "Good thing Anna's with Clockwork."

I giggled and started to poke him.
"What are you doing," he sighed.

I continued to poke him.
"You're so squishy."
He chose to ignore me. Then he opened a laptop (one I got him for Christmas actually) to find his 'special' desktop background. I laughed as he blushed and stuttered. The 'special' desktop background in question was a picture I had found of a sexy lady that was naked. I did it as a prank so I would see his reaction and it was worth it. He was blushing and stuttering so much he fell of his chair.

"Geesh, you'd think you've never seen a naked lady before."
He was still blushing. I poked him,
"And to think, I actually had sex with this thing."

"Thing," he protested, "I'm not a thing."
"I'm not talking about you," I stuck out my tongue. He blushed,
"That is highly inappropriate!"
"We had sex," I said dryly, "can't get more inappropriate than that. Oh," I said cheering up, "I think we should have another kid!"
"What," he said his voice getting higher, "Wh-what?"
"Not now, you idiot," I laughed, "but later. Yeah, later sounds good."
"Do I have a say in this?"
"Nope," I said popping the 'p.'