Relevance (Previously Titled: 100 Pieces of Relevance)

by Rosa Clearwater

And by pieces we really mean the semi-frequent drabbles mixed in with the fluffy ficlets, the pieces that entrench themselves in lugubrious angst, and the oneshots that try to masquerade as something other than Crack!ficlets. Aka, what do you get when you mix bunnies, angst, crack, synchronicity, and the rain?

25. Mustache

"I can't believe they actually thought you were a man."

"It's all in the mustache, sweetie."

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"Why won't you let me kiss you, Sam?"
"With that monstrosity still on your face?"

"... What if I told you I actually didn't mind it?"

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"Miss Shaw, I'm afraid I cannot help you in this regard. Miss Groves is entitled to make her own decisions, even ones with which you disagree."

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"Don't even think about involving me, Root."

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"Did you really have the Machine orchestrate a Number that required me to shave off my mustache? That's so sweet, Sameen!"