Disclaimer: This one was requested by Hammers279 who wanted a One Shot where Henry gets spanked by Killian. For this to work, I've had to base it in the aftermath of Season 6 where Emma and Killian are working aside each other as Cops. There is a bit of conflict between Emma and Killian as well but just so I could make it all better. Happy New Year to you all as well!

Warning: Spanking and language. Don't like, don't read.


It had been a long day! This morning when they got into work Emma and Killian had been having a huge argument with each other which had resulted in them not talking to each other. Hook had never believed David on how grumpy Emma could be on her period but now he was learning. She had snapped at him for almost everything, including when he was joking with her or playfully not doing what she asked.

They were now in the station and Emma was giving Killian the same silent treatment as her mother used with David while in Neverland. How did Dave put up with this for so long?

"You couldn't hurry up and get that paperwork done soon!" Emma snapped.

"Aye, Love," Killian said and then waited for Emma to turn round. Women can't half be fussy, can they?

Thinking that was a big mistake! Unfortunately, he made the mistake of saying it out loud, as well as thinking it, and as you may have guessed, Emma went mad. Emma was now working in the main part of the office while Killian was stuck in the smaller part of the office. Luckily, she had no longer finished shouting at him when the phone went off.

"Hello?" Emma answered. "A thief's just stolen something from Mr Gold? He's heading towards the town line? Yes... Yes; I'll be there straight away. Thank you, buy!" she then put it down again.

Her eyes went straight to where Killian was now looking sheepishly over at her.

"Are you going to tend to this thief or should I?" Killian asked, using a similar tone as he had seen David using.

"Since you doing what I ask has proved impossible I think I would be better tending to the thief! You can stay here and work on that paperwork and think about doing what I say, understood!?"

"Come on, Love. That's not fun!"

"Understood!?" Emma repeated, slightly madder.

"Aye, Love," Killian answered, slightly defeated.

Emma took a deep breath in and then rushed out before slamming the door shut. Killian's only response was sighing and looking back down on his work. Great, now you've done it! One hour later and nothing much had changed. Emma still wasn't back and Killian was still sitting where he was an hour before. At the minute he'd hardly got through any of it and it was only five pages in. Just then the phone rang and Killian got up and walked over to where it was on the desk in the main part of the office.

"Hello?"

"Hello. I am phoning from Storybrooke H_."

"Who the bloody Hell is this?" Killian said, uncontrollably.

"Let me remind you to control your language while discussing these matters, sir!" The voice said.

"Who the Hell are you to tell me what to do!"

"Sir_," a rattle was heard at the other end of the phone and then a different, more familiar voice was heard.

"Killian?"

"Snow? Who was that!?"

"Henry's headmistress! He's got in trouble here for starting a fight with a group of first graders and is being sent home early."

"Why are you telling me this? What have they done to him!?"

"You're going to have to go and get him!"

There was a long silence. I could go over and collect Henry but I'll be getting myself into trouble as well with Emma who is super happy today.

"Emma's out at the minute but could you wait until she gets back?"

"No Killian! You married my daughter, you're going to have to deal with everything she has, understand?"

"You've asked Regina?"

"Of course I have! This is why I'm asking you to come over so let me repeat the question: am I understood?"

Killian paused for a second, lowered the phone, and lifted it up again when he knew he had a more positive answer.

"Aye, Mate; I'll be there straight away."

Killian put the phone down and walked back into the office to get his coat. Seriously Henry Mate; why did you have to make today even worse? He then grabbed his phone and the keys to the car before rushing out, but without closing up. It was then that he drove off.

...

Storybrooke High

A few minutes had passed by the time Killian arrived at the school. The traffic had been mental on the way over and while he was happy to do this so Snow's teaching wouldn't be disturbed, he was aware he would still have to dodge Emma. Luckily, by the time he'd arrived, he'd managed to avoid the Yello Bug completely which would mean he'd be in less trouble with her than he probably already was.

After parking, he rushed into the school and went straight to the main office. Looking back into his younger days, Killian could remember Liam having meetings with his school tutors and it got even worse if he had messed up their classes. Henry, please tell me you haven't got yourself in trouble like Snow said! I know from personal experience that's not a good idea! As Killian got closer to the office, he noticed how a couple of chairs were pushed out and in front of one of them was Henry's schoolbag. Within a few more steps Hook saw that there was a reason as to why Henry's schoolbag was where it was and that was because he, his friends: Ava and Nicholas, and girlfriend: Violet were all outside the office. (He walked over to them and looked straight at Henry).

"Henry, what happened, Lad?"

"Oh, it's you," Henry answered.

"Henry, what's wrong?"

"Nothing! Everyone here just overreacted and I don't need to worry about what happened today! Aren't you meant to be at the station anyway?"

"Aye, Lad, that I am but I got a phone call that said you got in trouble here today and then Snow came on and made me come over here."

Henry scowled at what he heard and it was just then that a woman who looked much older and who Killian recognised as the person he was talking to on the phone earlier walked out.

"Henry Mills; you can come in now!"

Henry got up, lifted his bag up and walked into the office, followed by Killian. When they got in they were offered seats in front of the desk and Killian began to realise how Liam used to feel when he had to do this. At least I know how you used to feel Liam.

"Henry, do you want to explain what happened today?"

There was no answer.

"This morning after our first two classes Henry, Violet, Ava and Nicholas waited for when the first, second, and third graders were walking past and then wrestled with them."

"Henry Daniel!"

Henry's mouth opened and he went further back in his chair a bit. Killian had never shouted at him like that.

"Th, they talked me into it," Henry tried to help himself.

"Anyway, when I caught them they all tried to blame it on other students and then started to smart mouth after I tried to deal with them."

"Just wait until we get home young man!" Killian silently warned.

"Therefore, I've had to take some serious action. As for Henry, he is in Detention this week, and next week he will be suspended. Today is obviously different because he's being sent home early. Henry; here's all the work you'll be missing today. I want half of it done for tomorrow and all of it has to be done by the day after tomorrow."

"Yes, Miss," Henry said as he took the work and put it in his schoolbag.

"That's us finished in here and Henry; I'll see you again tomorrow."

Killian and Henry got up and walked out of the office. You could tell Henry had originally planned on staying back and having some fun with his friends but he didn't get a chance because Killian dragged him straight past. Soon, they were out by the car and the first thing Henry noticed was the door to the back of the car opening.

"In!" Killian said sternly before going round to the front and Henry obeyed.

...

A few minutes had passed and they were back at the house. The ride back though was even more complicated as it was on the way over. Though he now had to deal with his stepson who had managed to get into trouble, Killian was aware now that he left the office open and Emma would probably be even madder than she was earlier. In fact, while he was driving back to the house he did a double take because he thought he saw the Yellow Bug with a very pissed off Emma driving it. This didn't change anything because although he knew she would be grumpy when she got home, he knew he still had to deal with Henry. I may be in for getting shouted at when Emma gets home but at least I'll have sorted one thing out.

When they got home they went into the house and Killian closed the door loudly behind them. Henry went straight over to the tv and picked the controller for his X Box up.

"No! Put it down!"

Henry's reaction to this was picking the other remote up and turning the game on anyway.

"Henry! I told you to put that down!"

"Whatever," Henry mumbled.

Killian went silently mad at this. I will not put up with such disrespect young man! This was enough to make him storm over to Henry and unplug everything right in front of him.

"I will not put up with so much disrespect, son!"

"Whatever! You can't tell me what to do!" Henry yelled.

"Excuse me?"

"Whatever! Just fuck off! You don't have the right to tell me off about something I did at school!"

"Don't talk to your father like that!" Killian scolded.

"You're not my father!" Henry snapped and Killian turned him around.

"Henry Daniel Mills; don't use this attitude with me, young man!"

"Like you ever did anything different!"

"That isn't what this is about!"

"Yea right. I asked Liam when we were in the Underworld what you were like and he said he was called to meetings with your teacher at least once every month."

He was obviously going to bring that point up.

"Don't try to change the topic! Now, as for today, why did you do what you did today?"

"They talked me into doing it!"

"So you followed when you knew it was wrong?"

"Whatever! I wasn't the one who should be blamed!"

"Who's idea was it to wrestle the younger students?"

Henry paused. Now I'm stuck! I was able to get myself out of this so far but now it's harder!

"Um, uh, eh, um, I."

"So let me repeat the question: what was the role you had in what happened today?"

"Fine! Know what, whatever! I started with the idea to wrestle them and led everyone else to follow it!" Henry said with attitude and like he didn't care about what happened.

Killian looked at him with disappointment.

"Go to your room!"

"What!?"

"Go to your room!"

"No! You can't tell me what to do!"

"Henry Daniel; last chance! Lose the attitude!"

"Whatever! You're not my father so you can't tell me what to do! I didn't fucking do anything wrong anyway so_." Henry stopped when he felt himself being turned around and then a hard smack was felt across his butt and then he was turned back again. "Hey!"

"Go to your room or there will be much more of that now!"

Henry was still shocked at what happened and although he didn't want to fall back on his view on what happened, the seriousness in Killian's voice was something he hadn't heard before and he didn't want to test it. Then he turned and ran up the stairs before slamming the door.

Killian walked back towards the sofa and slumped back into it. Liam, I may not have understood what you were saying back in the day but I'm sorry. Having listened to what Henry was saying now I know exactly how you must've felt when I would've acted like that. Good job with payback, brother! Everything in the house went silent for a while and Killian found himself drifting off to sleep for a bit. It was only a while later when the door to the house closed abruptly and when he opened his eyes he saw it was Emma.

"Welcome home, Love!"

"Don't even start with that!" Emma shouted as she brought the unfinished paperwork out of her bag and she slammed it down on the table. "Want to explain to me why this isn't done and I arrived back at the office to find it open!"

For Heaven's sake! I forgot about that!

"Love_."

"Don't Love me! How about answering the question!?"

"Henry got in trouble at school!"

"What?"

"It was around half an hour after you left when I got a phone call from his school and was talking to whatever she's called. Snow took over the conversation when something else happened_."

"What do you mean by something else happened?"

This is going to be a bit harder to explain.

"I may have sworn at her and accused her of hurting Henry."

"You can't be doing that in this world!"

"Anyway, Snow explained how Henry had been involved with wrestling a group of first, second, and third graders and when I got there I saw that he was with Nicholas, Ava and Violet. They've decided to put him in Detention for a week and he's Suspended next week. He was sent home early today and when I tried to talk to him about it he started using attitude. I sent him to his room before you came in and, um."

"What happened?"

"I may have smacked him," Killian said nervously.

Emma sighed in at that. This is what I was fearing would've been the end of the story.

"Was it just a slap or what David has done to both of us in the past?"

"Just a slap."

"What was the gist of what he was saying?"

"He kept on using attitude and saying whatever, lied about what happened and said he had nothing to do with it when he had indeed started it, swore at me, and told me I didn't have any right to tell him what to do because I'm not really his father."

"In that case, fine. I think he deserves a spanking." Emma gave permission for what her son was going to get.

"Right. So when are you going to go up?" Killian asked.

"I'm not going up! Since you found out about all of this and dealt with Henry earlier I think it's only fair if you deal with him."

"Oh, um, are you sure?"

"Yes!"

Killian took that as his cue to go upstairs and deal with Henry. However, just as he had got over to them Emma shouted something over to him.

"We'll be having our discussion when you're finished up there!"

Killian nodded and then headed on up.

...

Henry felt like he had been in his room for ages! It had actually just been half an hour but he didn't feel any different than he had earlier. I may have just been imagining that but did I hear Mom's voice down there? A couple of moments later there was a knock on the door and Henry screamed come in, knowing fine well what punishments in this family are like. Killian walked in as soon as he heard Henry grant permission but when he came in, the boy turned away from him.

"Lad, are you ready to talk about this now?"

"Whatever! I don't have to have any discussions!"

"Have you at least tried to lose the attitude?"

Henry turned around with a lot of anger in his eyes.

"There's nothing wrong with my attitude!

"Henry, don't make this worse for yourself! You shouldn't have wrestled those kids earlier or led your friends into doing something that was a bad idea! Nor do you get cheeky with me! If I tell you to do something, you do it!

"Whatever! As I said earlier you're not my father so you actually can't tell me what to do!"

"That's it! I left you up here to think about what you did but that obviously hasn't worked!"

"What's that supposed to mean?"

"I'm going to have to smack you!"

"No! Please! I'm sorry!" Henry cried.

"I used to say the same thing to Liam when I was a lad. Get up and let's get this finished with!"

"No!"

"Excuse me?"

"Killian, please don't do it."

"If you do it now it won't be too bad."

It took a moment but Henry nodded and got up. Once he saw Henry was up, Killian went over to the side of the room, grabbed the chair and pulled it over. He then sat down and motioned his eyes to Henry so he would come over. Henry came over as soon as he saw that and when he was standing in front of the chair, Killian lowered him over his knee.

Smack smack smack smack smack

"OW!"

Smack smack smack smack smack

Smack Smack Smack Smack Smack

"OW! P, PLEASE STOP KILLIAN! IT HURTS!" (Henry was now in tears).

SMACK "It is supposed to!" Killian smacked him with each word.

"You don't wrestle young children who can't defend themselves, lead your friends into the same this, lie about what happened to make it easier for you, do something that I have told you not to, or use attitude and sware at me! To say I am disappointed in you today is an understatement and you are in big trouble, Henry Daniel Mills!" (each smack also came down with every word that was spoken).

Smack smack smack smack smack

Smack smack smack smack smack

"P, P, PL, PLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASE STOOOOOOOOOOP! Henry cried, struggling to breathe.

Smack smack Smack SMACK SMACK

"I'M SORRY, I'M SORRY!"

Smack smack smack smack, smack smack smack smack.

Killian lifted Henry off his knee and put him back on his feet so he would be in a better position that he was. It was then that Henry felt he needed comfort for what just happened and when he went over to where Killian was now standing, they both hugged each other. It was really wrong for me to do all that today.

"I'm sorry," Henry cried and Killian ruffled his hair.

"It's ok, Mate. It's ok."

They then stepped back from each other and Killian's eyes narrowed back down to Henry who got the feeling he was still in trouble.

"Since you did more than being disrespectful today, you have more than just one punishment. For doing what you did in school today, your X Box thingy is getting taken away as is technology! As for everything else, including that, you're grounded for two weeks! You can stay here for the rest of the night as well, Lad!"

Henry nodded.

"I understand, and sorry, Killian."

"That's fine, Lad! You're forgiven."

Killian started to walk out and Henry passed him his phone on the way past. There were no more problems for the rest of the night.