A/N: I don't own PJO.
Tratie at Camp Half Blood: At Camp Half Blood, Travis Stoll and Katie Gardner have been dating.
Aphrodite: Yay! I always waited for my children to write articles!
Athena: Oh, great. Why must you clog up the newspaper with your pointless articles? And who decided for this article to go to the forum for discussion?
Aphrodite: It was a vote, Athena. And this was the winner.
Athena: You'd say, there was an election. Not, it was a vote.
Aphrodite: I don't care.
Drew Tanaka: Of course this one won! I wrote it!
Lacy: I helped.
Drew Tanaka: I wrote it.
Lacy: I wrote paragraph two.
Drew Tanaka: Lacy, honey, that was the most terribly written paragraph I've ever read.
Piper McLean: It was better than all of yours, Drew. And also, you only wrote one paragraph. I wrote one, and Lacy wrote one, and...most of the cabin.
Drew Tanaka: Piper, hon, seriously, stop taking all the credit. Just because you're...cabin leader now doesn't mean you can say you did everything.
Piper McLean: Drew, I'm not taking all the credit. I'm handing out the credit equally. You're just jealous that our paragraphs were better than yours.
Drew Tanaka: Piper, if I was cabin leader, you'd be so sorry that -
Piper McLean: Can I remind you of something? You're not cabin leader. I am.
Lacy: A very good thing.
Drew Tanaka: Piper, hon, you'll never convince me to follow you. Look what you've done to the cabin. You've thrown away its moral, its purpose, its -
Travis Stoll: Wait. Tell me I misread that article. Tell me my dyslexia was acting up.
Connor Stoll: You didn't! You really! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Katie Gardner: Really. Really, Travis?
Travis Stoll: What? You believe that?
Katie Gardner: You told them we're dating? What's up with that? And they actually believed you?
Connor Stoll: Wishful thinking, huh, Travis? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!
Travis Stoll: I never told them anything! Why they'd think that, I don't know!
Drew Tanaka: It's obvious! You prank her!
Travis Stoll: I prank everybody! I even prank Chiron! Do you think I'm in love with him?
Drew Tanaka: Hmm. Travis...Chiron... Good idea, hon, never thought of it.
Travis Stoll: Hey! Wait! I -
Lacy: Would it be "Triron" or "Chavis"?
Piper McLean: Ha. I prefer Chavis, Lacy. Ha.
Travis Stoll: Don't play along with them!
Connor Stoll: So, Travis, you and Katie? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Travis Stoll: Hey, they're just saying that because I prank her! That is not enough evidence!
Lacy: And also, when you prank her, she's always, like, "Travis, that's mean! Stop it!" She doesn't, like, bust your head.
Drew Tanaka: "Stop it, Travis! I love you! I'm going to grow flowers in your window and pretend it's because I'm mad at you!"
Travis Stoll: Well, that is true, she did grow flowers in my window...
Katie Gardner: Because I was angry!
Drew Tanaka: Uh-huh. Hon, there's no hiding it.
Aphrodite: Don't deny the call of love! You may be the daughter of Demeter, but you're in my territory now!
Demeter: What? Huh? Aphrodite, why'd you call me?
Aphrodite: What? You don't know?
Demeter: Know? Know what, exactly? The only thing I care about right now is that group in the south who burned all those fields! How could they? That was fertile ground! It held so much life! It's like killing a child! Before it has a chance to shine!
Aphrodite: Demeter, no one cares. But surely you read the article.
Demeter: Hades! No one cares about your silly article! They burned the fields! How could they do such a horrible thing? I spent the morning mourning!
Connor Stoll: You said morning twice.
Demeter: Grieving, then! The poor field! They burned it! How could they be so cruel?
Aphrodite: Demeter, you really should read the article. It has to do with your daughter. Katie.
Demeter: Katie? Is she all right? Did you give her a potion, Aphrodite?
Aphrodite: Potion? Um...no. She wandered into my realm quite willingly, actually.
Demeter: Your realm? What...
Aphrodite: Read the article!
Katie Gardner: It's not true! Don't believe a word you read!
Demeter: At Camp Half Blood...Travis Stoll...Katie Gardner...WHAT?
Katie Gardner: It's not true!
Demeter: Of all people, Katie! That no good son-of-a-Hermes! Did you see how he trashed my cabin?
Katie Gardner: Not true! It's a lie!
Demeter: A...lie? Oh. Good! Those children of Aphrodite!
Katie Stoll: Yeah. They "drew conclusions" from "evidence".
Demeter: Aphrodite, kindly keep your spawn under control.
Aphrodite: They're very under control.
Demeter: Not!
Aphrodite: They are so under control!
Demeter: Not even worth arguing, Aphrodite.
Aphrodite: I'll give you a makeover!
Demeter: I'll stop giving you flowers for your perfume!
Aphrodite: You wouldn't dare! I'll make your flowers smell bad!
Demeter: I'll grow those bad-smelling flowers in your cabin!
Aphrodite: I'll make your hair smell bad for all of eternity!
Demeter: I'll -
Athena: Um, can you two stop it?
Demeter: I dare you to fight me, Aphrodite! Your children are spreading lies about mine! I dare you, Aphrodite! My fountain! Right now!
Aphrodite: I will win!
Demeter: We'll see about that!
Hephaestus: They're really gone. They both just logged off.
Athena: Wow.
Katie Stoll: Look what you did. All because of your silly article.
Lacy: *Giggles*
Katie Stoll: What?
Lacy: Your username.
Katie Stoll: Oh. Leo, I heard what you did. I know it's you. Please change my username back.
Leo: Aw, come on.
Katie Gardner: It's not funny.
Leo: Hey, I changed it!
Katie Gardner: Good.
Hephaestus: Well, if the matter is resolved, I guess it's time to shut this down.
A/N: Ideas, anyone?