T'Slash: Hey everyone sorry it's been a while since I have updated. College has decided to kick my ass as I got four tests next week so I might update this sooner rather than later if all goes well. That and my sister visited today so I was SUPER happy to see her.
Disclaimer: I do not own Star Trek if I did…I would have too much fun.
I killed this song with Ophan aka MirrorFlower. It was a lot of fun! I hope you all enjoy this. Some notes all Terry Kaly Aki
Drunk Truths
Chapter 25: Double Trouble
"Oh no," Jim groaned, watching as Kaly and Aki made their way onto the stage. Kaly grabbed Terry's arm and pulled him up the stairs behind her, either ignorant of or ignoring his protests. If Jim had to guess he would say she was just ignoring him.
"Hi everyone!" Kaly and Aki said together, smiling brightly as they held their microphones, Kaly making sure to keep a tight on Terry just in case he decided to run. "We've had some good songs tonight we both have to say and decided to throw our own…mix in."
"I even have another one after this!" Kaly said happily, discretely looking at McCoy.
"And I got one for after Kaly's!" Aki said, bouncing.
"We decided to sing this after that…trouble with the tribbles," Kaly said, smirking as she felt something move in her pocket.
"That we had no hand in we will add," Aki said, just as the beat started up.
"Bullshit! It was all you two! How many times do I have to tell you two, no pets of yours are allowed on my ship!" Jim yelled over the music, glaring at the two as they just smiled.
Prepare for trouble
Make it double
Prepare for trouble
Make it double
Terry smirked as Kaly finally released his hand only to pull out a small Tribble. Kaly laughed as Jim's face turned white and then a dark red.
"Trouble is putting it mildly," McCoy said, sighing as he shook his head at the two, visibly batting Jim, though that wasn't new for the two of them. How Terry kept them in line without going insane he would never know.
"They were always like this…I am almost sad to say," Pike said, zooming in on the two, making sure to capture Jim's face first.
We are the evilest rogues of all time
Creators of a grand design
I'll be the planner
I'll be the executor
I'll be the minion…of mischief
Prepare for trouble
Make it double
Prepare for trouble
Make it double
"Well at least they admit they are evil. Admitting it is just the first step," Uhura said, smiling at the Tribble in Kaly's hand, watching as she took care not to crush or hurt it in any way.
"How does Terry keep sane?" McCoy asked Pike.
"Years of experience. Though he may be faking sanity…not even I know. But I know he is the only one who will ever be able to handle those two. Though he does help them every once in the while…like right now," Pike said, looking at the three as they smiled on the stage, moving to the beat.
To protect this universe from strife
To unite all people's within our ship
To announce the evils of truth and love
To extend our reach to the universe beyond
Aki, Kaly
Devil Twins blast off at the speed of warp
Surrender now or prepare to die
That's true
Kaly and Aki stepped forward one at a time to say their lines. Jim just glared at the two, knowing they were joking.
"Devil Twins'?" Scotty said before laughing. "Tha describs them perfectly!"
"Hahaha, it does," Sulu said, laughing with the rest of the crew.
Devil Twins rocken
Talkin' trouble, walkin' trouble
Double trouble, big trouble
Gonna follow you
Devil Twins rocken
Talkin' trouble, walkin' trouble
Double trouble big trouble
Gonna follow you
We're gonna capture Bones and Scotty
McCoy spat out his drink, looking up at the stage in shock. Capture him? Why? Why would Kaly want to capture him? Scotty had almost the same reaction, only he fell out of his chair, blushing slightly as he looked up at the two.
Kaly and Aki blushed, looking down and cursing themselves for adding that part of the song in. Terry looked over at his two friends, smirking as they saw their faces. Happy that Pike was getting this all on film…he may be able to use this as blackmail against Kaly one day.
We're Devil Twins and we fight for what we want,
For mayhem, and madness, and hot guys
I'm so gorgeous
I'm always the brain
You're just the players in our master plan
Kaly plucked up her courage, winking at McCoy as she said hot guys. Both Aki and Terry sighed but nodded when she claimed to be the brain of the group.
"Mayhem and madness, I do believe that is an accurate description of Kaly, Jim," Spock said, speaking up for the first time since the two had started their song.
"It is for what they cause…I'm just surprised that Kaly has a thing for Bones and Aki for Scotty. Now it makes since as to why Kaly always hated Chapel," Jim said, looking up at Kaly and Aki, trying to figure out how he had missed this, his two childhood friends falling in love.
"It was not difficult to figure out," Selek said, eyes twinkling as he looked over at McCoy, almost smirking at the blush on the man's face.
Devil Twins roken
Talkin' trouble, walkin' trouble
Double trouble, big trouble
Gonna follow you
Devil Twins rocken
Talkin' trouble, walkin' trouble
Double trouble big trouble
Gonna follow you
We're gonna capture Bones and Scotty
Kaly and Aki laughed, moving to the beat, holding their free hands up as guns pretending to shoot both McCoy and Scotty much to the crew's amusement.
"You aren't upset about this Uhura?" Jim asked, looking at her reaction to her ex.
"Nah, if Aki can catch him and get his attention away from the Enterprise more power to him," Uhura laughed, tapping her foot to the beat.
We're always gonna get it
No one can deny us
We can cause a mutiny in the ranks
We'll have you believing
Truth can be deceiving
Do unto others' is our Golden Rule
"They do have a point Jim," Pike laughed, watching as the two grinned evilly as Jim before going back to the beat of the music. "They could cause a mutiny."
"I just hope the Admirals don't take the song the wrong way," Jim said, sighing as he saw some of his less favorite Admirals glaring at him.
"If they do they have to go through me," Archer said, moving to stand besides Pike. "Those two may be the Devil Twins but they wouldn't harm the Enterprise or you. They are loyal…if in a weird way."
"Weird doesn't even begin to cover it," Jim whispered.
"This could be our best idea yet," Aki said, grinning as he saw the looks of Scotty and McCoy faces.
"Even Jim doesn't get it, Aki," Kaly laughed, making sure to speak away from the microphone.
"Would you two stop talking? The songs starting again," Terry reminded the two. They grinned before jumping right back into it.
Devil Twins roken
Talkin' trouble, walkin' trouble
Double trouble, big trouble
Gonna follow you
Devil Twins rocken
Talkin' trouble, walkin' trouble
Double trouble big trouble
Gonna follow you
We're gonna capture Bones and Scotty
Devil Twins roken
Talkin' trouble, walkin' trouble
Double trouble, big trouble
Gonna follow you
Devil Twins rocken
Talkin' trouble, walkin' trouble
Double trouble big trouble
Gonna follow you
We're gonna capture Bones and Scotty
Devil Twins roken
Talkin' trouble, walkin' trouble
Double trouble, big trouble
Gonna follow you
Devil Twins rocken
LOOKS LIKE WE'RE BLASTING OFF AGAIN!
Kaly and Aki yelled the last part, laughing as the stage shot them into the air before they landed perfectly back down on the stage. The crew went wild while some Admirals glared at the two, they just maturely stuck their tongues out at them before Aki and Terry turned to Kaly nodded to her. She smiled nervously as they left the stage, leaving her all alone up there.
Now for the hard part, Kaly thought, looking over at the glaring Chapel.
T'Slash: hahahathat was soo much funnier than I thought it would be! I hope you all enjoyed this chapter I had fun with it. Please review and tell me what you thought!