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BaconBaka's Bites: Happy Halloween, everyone! Here's a special treat for you guys!

This episode, we talk to the recent vote offs!

On a stage somewhere in the Playa de Losers, Jedrek was introducing the latest episode of All Lettered Out… In Kagura's voice?

"Welcome, Audience-Kun and Chans, to another episode of All Lettered Out!" Jedrek says in a perfect Kagura impression as the audience cheers! "As you know, I'm Jedrek!" Ellie rode in with her broomstick.

"And I'm Ellie!" Ellie said. "We had a lot of wild episodes of Dictionary! From being chased by a wall of spiders, to Isaac hooking up with Whitney, they were all memorable!"

"But, we're here to talk to the most recent vote-offs…" Jedrek said, as he gets hit by a rock. "OW!"

"Awww… I wanted to aim for his bread box…" Danny said, holding another rock. A swift kick from Nuva bought him down to the floor.

"Sit down, Danny…" Nuva replied.

"Yeah, they're about to start up the first interview!" Jeanette said.

"First off, he's a mechanic! He built a robot… And that was about it." Ellie said. "Give it up for Francis!"

Francis came out, as the audience clapped in approval.

"Thanks for having me." Francis said, as there were some sounds going on the roof.

"The heck was that?" Jedrek questioned.

"Heck, even I'm not sure…" Ellie replied.

"Well, Gina did say she had some business to do…" Francis said.

Meanwhile, on the roof, Gina was staring down a human-like person, wearing an eye patch, and a futuristic outfit.

"So, this is a nice place here, Gina!" The eye-patched person said. Gina starred him down.

"Why now, Geelbrox?" Gina questioned.

"Well, just to toy with you, that's all!" Geelbrox replied.

"Well, time to show you what this toy can do!" Gina shouted out, as she ran towards Geelbrox…

"Must be nothing in particular… Anyways, why Total Drama Dictionary, Francis?" Jedrek questioned.

"Well, to fix stuff. I did want to tinker with Chef's Motorcycle, though… Just to make it slightly faster, though." Francis said.

"Cool… Second question… What would you had done if you won?" Ellie questioned.

"Simple… Get more stuff to fix… I could had opened up my own Fix-It shop." Francis responded.

"Okay, sounds cool. Last question! Would you like to see who set you up the stink bomb?" Jedrek said.

"Sure. I thought it was Alec, but he said he didn't stink bomb me when I asked him before I left." Francis responded.

"Well, okay…" Jedrek said, as he pressed a button, lowing a flat screen down for everyone to see.

At the Dock, where Francis' challenge was taking place, Selena took out what appeared to be a stink bomb. Laying it near an air hose, she lit the stink bomb, and ran off.

"Selena? It's time for your challenge!"

"Oh, boy…" Selena said in disgust.

Francis was in shock. It was really Selena that lit the stink bomb?

"What that cheater…" Francis said in disgust.

"That's not all; she even managed to injure two fellow campers." Ellie replied.

"Ugh… I really hope she gets her just desserts someday." Francis said.

"Anyways, to forget all this, wanna look at some fanmail?" Jedrek replied.

"Sure!" Francis said, hoping to get his mind off Selena.

Ellie walked back, and took out two envelopes.

"Fraid you only have two… Sorry, hon." Ellie said.

"It's okay. At least I have fans." Francis replied.

"Okay, here's what the first letter said." Ellie said, as she began to read the letter.

Francis

Even though you didn't do much, I'm a fan of you! I hope you do good garage work, someday.

Bill.

Francis thought for a moment. "Where have I heard that name before?"

"Anyways, wanna read the second one?" Ellie said.

"Sure. Bring it on!"

Dear Francis

Sure, Selena may have knocked you out via a stink bomb, but you are still the bomb!

Zoey and Louis

Jedrek giggled at the last name. "Pillz here!"

"Anyways, Francis, take your seat!" Ellie said, as Francis went to the bleachers.

"So, shall we introduce our next guest?" Jedrek replied.

"Certainly. She's 16 years old, she has a giant robot, and she invented the air conditioned kotasu, please welcome Gina!" Ellie shouted, as the ceiling cracked a little. Shortly thereafter, Gina and Geelbrox fell through the ceiling, Gina landing on Geelbrox.

"Nice fall, bud?" Gina sneered at Geelbrox.

"-BLEEP- you!" Geelbrox yelled out.

Ellie and Jedrek were shaking their heads. "Chris is so gonna kill us."

"Not just yet!" Gina said, taking out some kinda machine, and aimed at the pieces of ceiling on the floor. Afterwards, the ceiling was fixed like nothing ever happened.

"Well, you made an appearance." Ellie replied, as Gina shot Geelbrox with a shrinking machine, and she picked him up and stored him in a jar or some sort.

"Thanks. Now, then…" Gina started to reply.

"Well, what about that awesome robot?" Jedrek said.

"Oh, Xavitron-Z?" Gina questioned. "Built it with my own two hands! Been interested with robotics since I was five!"

"Cool… Starting out since you were five?" Ellie said.

"Yeah… Would you believe I was into Barbie up until that point? It all happened one day…" Gina began to say…

A young five year old Gina was a bit lost, going to the bathroom during Recess.

"Where's the dang bathroom?" Gina questioned, as she looked in the gym. But instead of a gym class, she saw a presentation about robotics, and how they can help the future.

"Cool…" Gina said as she opened the door, and ran up to the robot, and gave the robot a hug.

"What? I never taught the robot how to hug…" The presenter said. "How you managed to do it, I'll never figure out. What's your name, little girl?"

"Gina Applesure." Gina said, having difficulty saying her last name.

"Well, I'm sure you have a bright future ahead!" The presenter said.

"I wanna know more!" Gina replied.

The presenter giggled. "Well, young Gina, why don't you have this!" She said, giving Gina a book titled "Robotics: How, Why, When, and Which."

"Cool…" Gina smiled at her new book.

"And that's how I got into robotics and inventing stuff!" Gina said.

"Girl power all the way! Anyways, wanna read some mail from your fans?" Ellie replied.

"Sure!" Gina said.

"This'll be entertaining. Who would be some –BLEEP- fan?" Zero muttered.

Ellie grabbed an envelope, and opened it.

Gina

You rock! How do I be like you?

Yuka

"Well… Just finding stuff around the house to fix up will do!" Gina answered Yuka's question.

"Anyways, we have time for one more letter…" Jedrek said out loud, as he reached into the envelope. It was in some kinda alien language that no one bothered to translate.

"Eh, just some alien junk mail." Gina said, as she shrugged her shoulders.

"…Alien junk mail?" Ellie questioned herself.

"Uh… Maybe I should take my seat, now." Gina replied, as she took a seat in the Losers Gallery.

"Okay… Our next contestant takes out bugs, and managed to win the first hook-up of the season, here's Xander!" Jedrek shouted out loud, as Xander came out with applause.

"Gnarly to be here, man!" Xander replied.

"Thanks. Anyways, why exterminating bugs?" Jedrek questioned.

"Because it's what I wanted to do! I managed to keep the island and the Isle pest free!" Xander answered.

"He's right. I did see a drop of spiders, recently." Jeanette replied.

"That's cool. Second, why Omelette?" Ellie questioned.

"Well, she's awesome, she kisses cutely, and she managed to destroy a giant armada of spiders. That's groovyness in my book!" Xander said, as he smiled.

"Third… Your thoughts on getting eliminated by Selena?" Jedrek said, as Xander frowned.

"Selena? Well, she showed her true colors to me! She's nothing more than a bitch!" Xander shouted.

"Lastly, before we move on to the mail, anyone you want to win?" Ellie said.

"Obviously Omelette, but I'm also rooting for Hannah, and Isaac as well." Xander answered.

"Anyways, we got some fanmail for you, Xander! Wanna look at some?" Jedrek said, taking out an envelope.

"Sure!" Xander answered.

"Ahem…"

Dear Xander:

My house is filled with PlatinumFish! How do I get rid of them?

Xander was a bit confused, but thought up something.

"Well, I heard bleach-soaked sugar is the way to go! But make sure to keep it away from children's hands. It not be cool if they ate that sugar…" Xander said.

"Unless the kid was stupid. Hahaha…" Danny interrupted. Ellie instantly put a spell on him, and he transformed into a desk fan.

"Well, that was weird…" Jedrek replied.

"Had to shut him up." Ellie answered.

"I'm gonna take a seat now…" Xander said, as he went to the bleachers.

"Right… Anyways, our next guest enjoys cartoons, yoga, and is so cool! Give it up, for Candace!" Ellie said, as she came out to applause.

"Namaste!" Candace said right back.

"Okay, first off, what kind of cartoons do you like?" Ellie said.

"Oh, all kinds! Muppet Babies, Smurfs, Wacky Races… All the awesome ones!" Candace answered.

"Like any of the ones with –BLEEP- boobs?" Zero questioned.

"No. I do NOT condone that kind of toon!" Candace replied.

"Second… Is there a cartoon you won't touch with a 39 and a half foot pole?" Jedrek questioned.

"Well… If they make a Twilight cartoon, I would want it dead, and burned to cinders." Candace answered.

"Heck yeah!" Jeanette replied.

"And finally, what would you do for a Klondike Bar?" Ellie said.

"Well, those things melt super-fast. I say eat it, and deal with a headache!" Candace said.

"Okay… Now, it's letter time!" Jedrek replied, as he took out a letter, and read it to Candace.

Candace! Candace! Candace! Candace!

Phineas and Ferb are Audino Grinding!

?

Candace was a bit confused. "Audino?"

"Err… Let's move on." Ellie said, as she took out a letter.

Candace!

I'm a fan of cartoons as well! But who would win in a fight? Starscream, or Rainbow Dash?

Billy

"Well… If you want my honest opinion… I gotta root for Rainbow Dash." Candace answered.

"I gotta go for the gnarly Rainbow Dash, myself." Xander replied.

"Pfft… No one can –BLEEP- beat Starscream!" Zero shouted.

"Anyways, care to take a seat next to them?" Ellie said.

"Sure!" Candace said, as she walked to the bleachers.

"Okay, our final guest of the evening is a shiny hunter, and adores Megaman, please give it up, for Ugra!" Jedrek shouted out loud,

The audience clapped as Ugra took to the stage. He was walking with a limp, due to his injury.

"Nice to be here!" Ugra said.

"Pfft… Megaman-loving DORK! Why don't you marry him?" Peter shouted out loud.

"Why don't you shut up?" Jeanette said, with very rare anger in her voice.

"Okay… First, what's with the shinies?" Jedrek replied.

"Well, I just adore them, that's all. I have a good collection of them back at home." Ugra answered.

"Okay… Second off, is it true you perfect-ran Quickman? I don't think even Tina could do that…" Ellie said.

"Completely 100% true!" Ugra replied. "Though… It took a while."

"And finally… Wanna know who put the nail there?" Jedrek said.

Ugra was silent all of a sudden. "Yeah. Please roll the footage."

"Okay…" Jedrek said, as he pressed a button, and a TV came rolling down. The TV showed Selena burying the nail, just so Ugra could step on it. The audience booed at the response.

"That CHEATER!" Ugra replied. "Well, nothing that can be done about it now…"

"Anyways, I have a way to cheer you up… Fanmail?" Jedrek said.

"Sure!" Ugra smiled.

Jedrek opened the first letter, but it was more of fanart than mail. It showed what Ugra looked like as a dragon.

"I gotta admit, this is pretty good." Ugra said, looking at the drawing.

"Here's the second letter!" Ellie said, as she began to read it out loud.

Ugra

I bet you can't beat me! Not even with the Leaf Shield!

This Item No. 2's going nowhere, pal!

Why don't you BLOW OFF?

Airman

Ugra smiled. "Well, I'll take your challenge on anyday."

"And finally…" Jedrek said, as he opened the last letter.

Ugra!

You're awesome!

Shame you didn't go far, but I'm still rooting for you!"

"Eh, kinda pointless now, since I'm out." Ugra said.

"Well, hope your foot heals soon!" Ellie said, as Ugra took off to the bleachers.

"Well, there you have it! We interviewed everyone that has been voted off so far… Who will be next? Until then, this is Ellie…"

"And I'm Jedrek!"

"See ya next time!" They both said in unison, as everyone started to pile out.

Meanwhile, at a huge mansion…

A couple with a rich air about them and surrounded by various animal statues were currently talking to someone.

"Right. So that albino mongoose and rainbow-colored snake is where?" A man replied.

"Some Summer Camp. It's where the hit show Total Drama Dictionary is being held." Another man replied, as he turned on the TV. It was currently showing Isaac and Whitney's hookup. But they were shocked at who appeared on the screen.

"So, that's where that bratty sneak disappeared off to!" A woman said.

"What should we do?" The second man said.

"Set course for that island. It'll take a couple of days to get prepared, but… for now, we'll deal with our daughter…" the first man said. "She'll know never to –BLEEP- with a Mophairer!"

And the interviews are over! Man, those type of chapters are tough! Hope I get the hang of it!

NEXT TIME: There's a twist in the game, the campers get presents from home, and someone gets DISOWNED!

BaconBaka OUT!