Hi guys, chapter 25 with five new rules where Bruce tries a leather jacket, almost immediately noticing the effects of leather on girls and it seems Miss Mathis can't hold it either LOL


#121. I'm not allowed to hide Bruce's clothes and lend him some of my leather jackets. No matter how gorgeous he would look and that it would be a nice little push for our BatCat relationship

"Selina, I can't find any of my suit jackets," Bruce says worriedly. I can't go to Wayne Enterprise looking like this." Cue pointing over to his sweater.

"Don't worry, B. I've got the perfect solution for you!" Selina cries gleefully, strolls out the room and heads upstairs to her room. Quickly she returns with one of her leather jackets, holding it up for Bruce to see. "Come on, put it on!"

A few seconds later, Bruce and Selina both standing in front of an mirror, grinning madly. "I do look cool with it, aren't I?" Proud look as he inspects himself.

"Yeah, you look gorgeous. No lie." Suddenly Alfred joins them, looking bewildered at the 'new' Bruce.

"I'm ready, A!" Bruce says, straightening the jacket and heading over to the front door. "I'll be waiting in the limo!"

"I am so proud," Selina sniffles, blinking a tear from her eye as she leans onto Alfred. "They grow up so fast, don't they."

When she looks up to share a proud look with Alfred, she's met with looks of anger.


#122. I am not allowed to take Bruce to Gotham while he's wearing a leather jacket. Not even if it makes myself popular being beside him (street girls like you smell easy target miles away, with or without leather)

"Alfred would freak out if he finds us here," Bruce says worriedly as he and Selina saunter down the stairs of the Flea building.

"Don't worry, kid. Alfred won't find us here," Selina says, stepping into the hallway, walks across it and into the crowded room. "This is called the Flea. It's like the mall for street kids without the crappy music."

"I'm still not sure about this," cue pointing at his leather jacket, looking worriedly.

"You look bad-ass," Selina replies over her shoulder as the walk across the large hallway. "No lie."

"Hey, Cat!" a soft voice says from a corner and Selina looks over, noticing Ivy walking from the shadows toward them. "Hi Bruce, didn't recognize you, wearing that leather jacket and all. It makes you look hot, doesn't it, Cat?"

"Yeah, it does," Selina replies, cue showing her dominance by interlocking her hand with Bruce's as the billionaire slowly turns red. "But, if you don't mind, B and I have to go!"

And with that, still holding Bruce's hand, she trails off and shouts are heard from all over the room as they head to the door.

"Hey, Cat! Who's the hottie?"

"I certainly want a piece of that boy."

"Cat, can we do sharesies?"

"Hey, spunky!"

"You never get bored with me, sweetie!"

"I love you, Bruce!" Ivy quickly runs off when Selina spins around, causing Bruce to spin as well.

"SHUT UP, ALL OF YOU! CAN'T YOU SEE HE'S MINE?!"


#123. I am not allowed to go with Bruce to Wayne Enterprise, wearing a leather jacket. Not even if it's funny to see Miss Mathis reaction

"Greetings!" Selina charges into the boardroom where all the board members were about to start with their meeting. "You're probably all wondering why I gathered you all here today?" And with that, the young cat-girl takes a seat, twirls it around one time while sitting in it before placing her feet onto the table, staring into shocked faces. "Well, that's that then. Any questions?"

One board member slowly rises his hand up and Selina gives him the 'permission to speak' look. "Who are you?"

"CAT! Next…. Yes… you." Cue pointing over to Bunderslaw.

"How did you get in here?" the man asks, glaring angrily.

"Through the door, like anyone else, duh. Any other questions? Yes, you." Mathis.

"How did you manage to get past security?" the woman asks suspiciously.

"I knocked them all out!" All board members eyes grow wide. "I'm kidding, but you should have seen the look on your faces because you all looked ridiculous." Selina stands up from her chair, heaving herself onto the board table and sits down, wrapping one foot underneath her. "I'm here with B."

"Who?"

"You know, B?" the board members share a confused look and Selina rolls her eyes. "Bruce Wayne! He wanted to show me around and so far, I'm impressed. You must be so proud of yourselves, owning a company like this," cue thumbs up. "Don't get too attached, though. Bruce will being running this on his own in no time!"

Bunderslaw, clenching his teeth; "And where is young Mr, Wayne?"

"Oh, don't you worry. He's fine," Selina snorts. "I showed him yesterday how to pick-lock a safe and he wanted to try it for himself so, when I charged in here, Bruce went into some guy's office to pick-lock his safe. I think the guy's name is Sid Bunderslaw." Cued unimpressive shrug; "Don't really know who that is and don't care either."

All board members rush from their seats toward Bunderslaw's office with Bunderslaw in front. They all bump into him as he freezes into his office doorway, staring at Bruce, wearing a leather jacket and a huge grin on his face.

"Oh, hi, Cat!" Bruce greets Selina who walks in as second last, cue proudly smirking at Bruce. It was Miss Mathis who came in last, eyes grow wide in shock as she spots Bruce. A few seconds later, the woman lies stretched out onto the floor. Fainted.


#124. No matter how necessary it seems, I am not allowed to be with Bruce in Sid's office, rubbing myself against Bruce so our leather jackets rub against each other

"I practice and practice, but I still can't open these stupid thing?" Bruce says with pouty face. Selina smiles, walking over to him.

"Here, let me help you." And with that, Selina stands still behind Bruce, holding his hand, moving it gently toward the lock. Bruce slowly turns red, feeling Selina's body against his. All board members, except Mathis, who's still unconscious, slap their foreheads tiredly.

Suddenly the room is filled with leather against leather noises as Selina rubs her body against Bruce's. Her leather jacket rubbing against his, rhythmically. Bruce even turns more red.

"I knew I would find you here!" Alfred charges into the room and over to the children. "What do you think you're doing?" and with that, Alfred grabs Selina's ear and drags her out. Bruce quickly follows.

"What did it look like, old man," Selina scowls between whimpers of pain. "Doesn't that bulge in Bruce's pants explain enough?" Cue dreamy sigh as she starts imagining how it would look if his pants had been leather too.


#125. I am not allowed to frolic with Bruce in the back of the limo

"You should wear leather every day," Selina giggles, pushing Bruce gently onto his back, stretched out on the back seat. A half moan, half chuckle escapes from Bruce's lips.

Another burst of 'Selina laughter' echoes through the limo, making Alfred peek annoyed into the rear view mirror, just in time to see Selina sitting herself down onto Bruce's stomach, pinching his arms beside him. Slowly she leans forward, leaning in to kiss Bruce.

That's when Alfred hits the break so suddenly, Selina tumbles over, hitting her forehead against Bruce's.

"Alfred!" Selina groans angrily, rubbing her forehead and so did Bruce. "For once, can't we just have some fun?"


So, should I do more Bruce in leather? Just let me know.

Also some idea's I like to share with you and I would like to know if you guys would be interested in reading it; I wanted to let Bruce steal Ivy's bag, but I can't stop wondering what's in that thing beside plant seeds. If you have some funny item idea's let me know:D Also I wanted to use some other characters like Barbara, Clyde, Reggie, Jason Lennon (maybe) so let me know if you like that idea and or maybe have some idea's how Selina annoys them LOL Requests with the already used characters are fine as well, feel free to share:D