Me: Hello there. Y'know, after every time I publish a new chapter I start on the next one immediately after. That's how dedicated I am with my story guys. So, good reviews. Nice reviews... REVIEW! I'm like, obsessive about reviews, I'm not even kidding.
Fang: Don't need to tell me that. I have to listen to you moaning about not having reviews everyday!
Me: meeph.
Fang: Uh- What?
Me: Oh, it's a secret language that me and my friends made up when we were bored. 'Meeph' means shut up.
Fang: Oh?
Me: Yup. 'Niggler' means hello. 'Lullah' means goodbye. 'Shatte' means okay. 'Luglu' means stupid. 'Hum' means I. 'Kikert' means you. 'Gumi' means girl. 'Gumoo' means boy. 'Oppoo' means great. 'Nignoo kikert' means how are you. 'Puttoo' means wow. 'Weereepo' means awesome! 'Loluyo' means damn. 'Juju' means think. 'Fee' means are. 'Uk' means on. 'Ku' means no. 'Hee' means yes. 'Nussy' means annoying. 'Saani' means pretty/beautiful.
Fang: Wow. That's really interesting. *pretends to snore*
Me: MEEPH! Kikert luglu gumoo!! SHATTE?! Y'know, we spoke like this the whole day at school and ended up having to go to the headmaster. It was hilarioso.
ENJOY THE NEW CHAPTER!
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Previously: (Jasmine's POV)
As quick as lightning, Max went behind the little girl and held her hands together yelling at me, "Jasmine, Get me the duct tape!"
I nodded, completely confused, what was going on with Max and Angel?
Something told me that I'd be finding out soon.
Iggy's POV
What the f*** was going on?!
Ella's POV
What the hell was going on?!
Fang's POV
What the f*** was going on?!
Jasmine's POV
What the hell was going on?!
Dr. Martinez's POV
What on earth was going on?!
Jeb's POV
Ah, Maximum...
Jasmine...
Nudge...
Jasmine...
The flock...
Jasmine and Fang...
Ari...
Jasmine...
Itex...
Jasmine...
Dr. Martinez...
Jasmine...
What on earth was going on?!
Gazzy's POV
What was Max doing with my sister?!
What was going on?!
Ugh, I need to fart...
Angel's POV
Aw, shoot.
Now I'm busted.
Max's POV
Shoot.
Crap.
Shit.
Fuck.
MINCE MEAT!
TURTLES!
BLUEBERRY PIE AND COOKIES!
Ugh, how could I not have seen it?!
Angels clone?! When did this even happen?!
Damnit. Now I had to find Nudge and Angel!
I was totally losing my touch. Not only had I just lost two of the youngest in my Flock, I had lost them in the same day!
"Jasmine! Where's that duct tape?!" I yelled, agitated.
"I've got it, it's just a little stuck. One sec" She called from the kitchen.
Fang sighed and went into the Kitchen to help her. Ooohhhh.
She came in, blushing slightly (eh?), with the duct tape and handed it to me.
I swiftly tied Angel ll's hands together, behind her back.
"Care to explain why you're tying up the youngest of your Flock, Max?" Jeb asked.
"Yeah! Why are you tying up my sister?" Gazzy demanded.
I sighed, "She's not your sister, Gazzy. She's a clone. Angel ll to be specific"
Everyone gaped at me.
"Whauhyouhuhsureowwhyhenmyhuhgodnoohohno" is what I heard.
That's what it sounds like when everyone talks at the same time. Let's break it down, shall we?
"What?" asked Gazzy.
"Huh?" asked Jasmine.
"Are you sure?" Jeb asked.
"Huh?" asked Ella.
"How? Why? When?" asked Jasmine.
"My god" Said Mom.
"Huh?" Fang asked.
"Oh no. Oh no!" Ella said.
"QUIET!" Jas yelled at the top of her voice and everyone immediately hushed.
We both shared an understanding smile.
"WHERE'S MY SISTER YOU BITCH!" Gazzy yelled at the angel clone.
Everyone stared at him, Fang chuckled. Iggy chuckled. Jasmine chuckled. Ella giggled.
Finally everyone was laughing their heads off. Except for me, Gazzy, Jeb and Dr. Martinez (who, may I add, was in some sort of state of shock.)
Well, it's not every day you hear a ten year old bird kid call their so-called bird kid sister (who is actually a clone) a bitch.
Humph.
"Where did you learn that word gazzy?" I asked him.
"Oh, Uh- I heard Iggy say it when you took the last of our bombs" he said, looking slightly nervous, probably wondering if I'll bite his head off.
Believe me I was thinking of it. But to Iggy instead.
HOW DARE HE! AND INFRONT OF HIS (SORT-OF) LITTLE BROTHER AS WELL!
Oh he was gonna get it. I turned to him, so angry my teeth were actually bared.
The colour in his face drained away, he backed up a little, nearly tripping over one of Magnolia's chew toys.
Somebody coughed from behind me, "Shouldn't we deal with this after we find Angel and Nudge? Now we know that it was Itex that took her, we have something to look for" Jasmine said.
I stared at her. Who died and made her leader?
"Uh, sorry" She muttered, looking embarrassed at y expression
I was surprised to find Fang glaring at me.
Oh, so now everyone loved Jasmine did they? Huh?! Well, whatever! I mean, who was the one that had saved their scrawny butts more that once?! ME! Who was the one that made sure they were even a degree comfortable?! ME!
And then they prefer my twin sister! If that's appreciation then I'm Madonna!
"I'm sorry Max, I just thought it would be best" Jasmine said.
I realised I just said everything I thought out loud. Fang was looking absolutely murderous. Crap.
"I'm sorry too Jas. Just a little tired" I said, weakly smiling at her.
"Are you guys insane?!" Gazzy burst out, "You're sitting here, afraid of hurting each other's feelings while Nudge and my sister are out there kidnapped by the mad scientists and their hounds of hell!"
I looked at everybody, they looked at me expectantly.
Well, I was the leader. I was supposed to have a plan. Unfortunately, my brain –which was taunting me with tempting pictures of my bed- was not working very well at the moment.
So, I did what Maximum Ride has never done before. I asked for help.
"Any suggestions oh brilliant sister of mine?" I turned to Jas.
She looked at me, surprised and then grinned at me.
"Why not? Well, I think we should start with interrogating the little girl here, don't you agree?" She said, half smiling, as only Jas can do in a situation like this.
Honestly, she's the most laid back person I have ever met.
I nodded, "Excellent input, sis"
She grinned again and then turned to Angel ll, "During this interrogation you must speak the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth. Otherwise we'll have to use our secret weapon"
"And what's that?" Angel ll asked, glaring at all of us.
"Gazzy's digestive system" Jasmine said shortly, trying hard to hold back laughter.
"Fine" Angel ll said, eyeing Gazzy.
"Where's Angel?"
"I don't know"
"Like hell you don't know!" Gazzy yelled at her.
"Hush gazzy. Why don't you know?" Jasmine asked.
"Encase something like this happened to me"
"Who took her?"
"You already know"
"Answer the question"
"Itex. Whitecoats. The director himself"
"Okay. Good, you're doing well so far. When did you replace Angel?"
"I am Angel"
"The real Angel"
"Saturday"
Ah, so when we first met Jasmine. The fight in the Mall parking lot.
Jas turned to me, "What day is it today"
"Um, it's Tuesday morning" I answered.
"Okay, so you've been here three days. What were you supposed to do here?"
"Help them capture you easily. Lure you into a trap"
"Me me or the whole flock?"
"Well, mostly they wanted you but the flock would be a bonus"
"Uh huh. What did they want me for?"
"They wouldn't tell me"
"Are you sure? Gazzy's bodily gas is waiting..."
"Okay, okay. It was something to do with the re-evolution plan"
"Right, okay. What was my role in that?"
"They wouldn't tell me. I think they knew this would happen"
"Glad they don't underestimate us so much nowadays. Actually, no, I'm not glad. We got away with so much back then when they underestimated us" Iggy said.
Ella smiled at him.
I think she forgot that he couldn't see.
I also think she realised this because she took his hand and lifted it to her face to show him. He smiled back down at her.
"Quiet guys. Okay clone person, where's Nudge?"
"Port Cona"
"What's that?"
"It's a new school they built in Florida"
"How come they told you this, knowing that I would be asking you these questions?"
"Because this was the trap I was talking about"
"How come you're telling me this? Now we're just not gonna go"
"You don't have any choice," The clone said, "Part of the Flock is there whether you like it or not. You either go there and save her, facing the odds that you might get captured or you leave her there facing the odds where you might get captured somewhere else, with one less of your Flock to fight with"
"She has a point, we can't leave her there Max" Ella said.
"No need to tell me that. I would never do that to one of my Flock"
"Then it's settled, we're going to Florida, right?" Jasmine asked.
I nodded, "Grab your backpacks guys, high school's gonna have to wait. The flock is on the move"
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Me: have you noticed how long all of the Chapters are now?
Fang: Yeah.
Me: That's me being a wonderful writer.
Fang: uh huh.
Me: Yep. RRRRRREEEEEEEVVVVVVIIIIIEEEEWWWWWW! Remember that little chat I had with you guys about the amount of review's I was getting? Yeah, you know what I'm talking about. Please can I have at least six reviews?
THANK YOU! A couple of shout out's before I go.
A shout out to BookWormGirl: I'm sorry it's a little confusing (I sometimes get confused myself! ;)) I didn't know It took so long for them to respond to the scream, sorry. Remember, in the last bit of the flash back, Fang and Jasmine are ten year olds, that's the year Jeb takes Fang and the Flock, the other kids that were with them are the flock. But they're unconscious. I think I missed that out. Again, V. Sorry. I don't remember Max saying in the actual books that she knew the Flock in the school. Let's just say she didn't for the good of the story.
A shout out to StalkerOfFang and DarkMax1996: You guys are regular reviewers and I think you guys are awesome! Seriously, keep it up. To see someone reviewing is to know that they are really cool people.
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