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Mordor (Dixie, Union parody)
Away back East in the land of traitors,
Cave trolls and fell-beast riders,
Right away, come away, right away, come away.
Where Sauron's king and orcs fight battles,
Gondor's boys will win the battles,
Right away, come away, right away, come away.
.
Then we'll all go East to Mordor
Away, away,
Each Mordor orc must understand
That he must mind his crazy Steward,
Away, away,
And we'll all go East to Mordor.
Away, away,
And we'll all go East to Mordor.
.
I wish I was in Isengard,
I'd make that wizard traitor roar,
Right away, come away, right away, come away.
We'll put the Uruks all to rout.
And all the Ents will whip them out,
Right away, come away, right away, come away.
.
Then they'll wish they were in Mordor,
Away, away,
Each Mordor orc must understand
That he must mind his crazy Steward,
Away, away,
And we'll all go East to Mordor
Away, away,
And we'll all go East to Mordor
.
Oh, may our Gondor flag still wave
Forever o'er the free and brave,
Right away, come away, right away, come away.
And let our motto ever be -
"For Gondor! (and for Rohan too)!"
Right away, come away, right away, come away.
.
Then they'll wish they were in Mordor,
Away, away,
Each Mordor orc must understand
That he must mind his crazy Steward,
Away, away,
And we'll all go East to Mordor
Away, away,
And we'll all go East to Mordor
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