Wow, I've been updating pretty fast lately. 'And yet you haven't updated your Halloween story in months.' Shut up hand! How dare you! You're my hand! You shouldn't have such treasonous thoughts against me! 'I can be as treasonous as I want!' Oh, it's on now. So, enjoy the next chapter of Attack of Giygas while I wrestle my own hand.
Chapter 24: So Much Crap Happening, Part Dos
The villains grouped together on one of the Great Sea islands. Upon getting there, they awaited for some minions to arrive through the plot holes. After a few minutes, several groups of minions appeared: some Boos, a handful of WarioWare fans, a group of Pig Mask soldiers, and a lone Darknut because Vaati believed that he just needs a single Darknut to kick everyone's asses and 'convince' people to join him. Now that everyone was gathered, there was one question left: where do they go from there?
"Hmm... Maybe we should have brought boats." commented Pichu, looking at the vast waters.
"You think?" said Porky.
"We have some of the Pig Mask ships to use as vehicles... I suggest that we break off into groups." said Mewtwo.
"Who died and made you king?" muttered the Darknut, to the nods of pretty much everyone else.
"I have the most experience with leadership. After all, I managed to control these freaks for so long." said Mewtwo, pointing at Pichu (who seemed to be muttering ways to kill Pikachu) and Dr. Mario (who was drawing a diagram of a body in the sand and was performing surgery on it). Everyone but Porky agreed with him.
"I have my own army! I outrank you!" yelled Porky.
"Yeah? Well get bent." said Mewtwo, simply to see Porky's jaw drop. "Vaati, Darknut, Nook, head to the West. King Boo, Pichu, Boos, go East. Ashley, Porky, Lucas, Pig Masks, look South. And Ridley, Dr. Mario, and WarioWare geeks, you can go North."
"What are you going to do Mewtwo?" asked Pichu.
"I realize that most of us will have no idea where we're going. At night, I'll light this tree on fire, so you people could follow the light and smoke back here." said Mewtwo. Everyone openly nodded and prepared to go. The WarioWare fans and Dr. Mario immeditely jumped onto poor Ridley.
"Let's go! We'll be like those video game heroes!" stated a WarioWare fan.
"Yes! Mush! Go fly you biological freak of nature!" said Dr. Mario.
"I can make do without the insults." muttered Ridley before taking off and flying North, to who know's where. Porky approached Mewtwo, looking worried.
"Are you sure I have to go with... them?" said Porky.
"Yes. I thought other children and your own soldiers would work well for you." said Mewtwo honestly.
"I'm fine with my underlings, but not... them." This time, Porky pointed at Lucas and Ashley, who were deep in coversation. "Ashley is crazy as hell, and Lucas... I don't want that insane brat near me!"
"Get over it." said Mewtwo. Porky sighed and walked back to the rest of his group.
"...and that's precisely why you should listen to me and me only." finished Ashley.
"Wow... I'll never think about girls and door-to-door salesmen the same way as I did before ever again." said Lucas, nodding. He turned to face Porky and he forced a smile on his face. "Hello Porky."
"H-Hey Lucas. No hard feelings about the whole ruining your life thing. Does this mean you won't... you know, hurt me?" asked Porky nervously.
"Maybe." said Lucas vaguely, which arguably scared Porky more than if Lucas had said no. One of his Pig Mask soldiers lead him into one of the Pig Mask ships, with the other two children following after him with cheerful creepiness. Meanwhile, the Boos were once again asking their king about what they were actually looking for, but to no avail.
"I told you guys, I really have no idea! Hell, I only pay attention for about 50... sometimes 40 percent of the time." said King Boo.
"Hey King! We don't have all day! We have Pikachus to kill and lives to ruin!" stated Pichu, standing at the entrance of one of the Pig Mask ships. He moved out of the way to let the ghosts and their king enter. Over with Vaati and friends, they were realizing that they had absolutely no idea how to pilot the Pig Mask ship (all the ships that Vaati piloted had in the past had something like manuals inside).
"...Anyone know how to fly this thing?" asked Vaati.
"My guess is as good as yours, sir." answered the Darknut.
"...This thing doesn't seem to have a manual or instructions." noted Tom Nook after scouring the inside of the ship. "But we should at least try, right?" Vaati and his minion nervously agreed and entered. The Pig Mask ship rose up... and then it suddenly lurched toward the West, corkscrewing as it continued to fly forward, much to the horror of the people riding inside. Soon, everyone departed the island, leaving Mewtwo all by himself. He sat down for a bit to relax... and then it hit him.
How the hell do you make fire again? Do you rub sticks together or...
"Things were so much easier when Roy was here." thought Mewtwo out loud.
Pit lead the trio deep into the GAG headquarters, telling them how it came to be founded, as well as the odd tales he had heard out at sea. What should be monstrous enemies gave friendly waves to Pit. Most of GAG was made up of monsters, but that's mainly because the human/hylian population was a whole lot less than the population of even the smallest groups of creatures.
"So, what have you been doing other than anticipating Giygas' appearance?" asked Meta Knight.
"Oh, we've been... hang on, we're here!" said Pit. He stopped in front of a room that's labled 'Interrogation' and opened it. Samus was calmly sitting in a chair, sipping coffee. Her eyes widened upon seeing the trio. At first, they thought that Samus was just surprised to see them. But then they realized that Samus seemed to be glaring at them. What did they do wrong? It's not as if they stole her space... ship... oh.
"Hey Samus." laughed Pikachu nervously. "Are you still angry about-" Samus sprang into action, kicking Pikachu in the face, sending him into a wall. Meta Knight was too surprised to react to Samus pointing her arm cannon at him. She fired a missile, blowing it up in the small knight's face and also sending him straight into a wall. Fox tried to step away, but Samus grabbed him by the shirt and then punched him in the face several times before dropping him to the ground.
"Justice has been dealt." said Samus. Then, as if she wasn't the one who beat them up, she offered a hand, "Need help getting up?"
"Samus, do you really need to solve all your problems with violence?" asked Pit. Indeed, Samus' rampant violence was about the only thing Pit disliked about her.
"Yeah... that was completely uncalled for." groaned Meta Knight, getting up.
"Sorry. But if I don't enforce my solutions with violence, how will I know that they won't do it again?" said Samus. She pulled Pikachu and Fox up. "Speaking of which, where did you leave my spaceship?"
"...Some... where... Please don't punch me again." whimpered Fox.
Hey guys." greeted another voice in the room. The trio got up and looked at the table Samus was sitting at and gasped upon seeing who was sitting opposite of her: Young Link, who was tied up in the chair. "Can you please leave? We're still doing this interrogation thing."
Samus growled. "Shut up. How can you act so casual about this? Were you acting this way when you were murdering Snake?"
"I didn't murder Snake, and I'm always acting so easy-going." said Young Link.
"Wait, Snake's dead?" said Pikachu.
"Yep." confirmed Pit.
Meta Knight recalled the universal laws concerning live systems. "Doesn't this universe have fairies or Heart Containers to revive him? That could clear things up, with a direct testimony from him."
Samus's voice was quiet. "For some reason, all of the fairies are gone. From fountains to pots... We've asked people about their disappearance, but all they talk about is a raccoon..."
Ganondorf was pissed. He, the great king of evil, was being forced to do grocery shopping at this stupid store called Nookington's! How dare they make him do that? Granted, it would ensure him a great meal for dinner, but it still bothered him.
"Hmm?" Ganondorf noticed a shelf filled with a new product: Nookington's Fairy Drink: "As effective as a mushroom or 1-Up!" Curiously, he examined the packaging of one of the bottles and then saw the small print:
WARNING: May or may not contain fairy innards. Answer depends on whether you believe in fairies or not.
"..."
Ganondorf put the bottle away and continued his shopping.
"Amazing." said Vaati, looking at a fairy bottle Tom Nook gave him and his Darknut. "How did you catch a fairy already?"
"Let's just say that I've been planning ahead, for the benefit of our dimensional conquest and my store." said Nook darkly.
"...they say that a raccoon has been popping around the Great Sea from time to time, hunting fairies at masses. At first I assumed that my informants were all wackjobs, but..." said Samus, uncertain.
"Samus ma'm sir witch!" greeted Slimesy, appearing in the doorway.
"For the last time, just call me Samus and I'm not a witch. What is it now?"
"We need you and Pit for something." said Slimesy, leaving. Samus got up and followed him. Pit glanced at the others before leaving as well.
"Stay here! Don't release Young Link!" warned Pit, closing the door behind him. Meta Knight, Pikachu, and Fox turned to look at Young Link, who was faintly smiling.
"Meta Knight, you have to help me out." said Young Link. Meta Knight rose his eyebrows while Fox and Pikachu were simply offended.
"Why do you need specifically him? What about us?" said Pikachu.
"No offense, but Pikachu, you're untrustworthy, and Fox, you're just an idiot. Sorry." apologized Young Link.
"Hold on, what do you need me to help you with?" asked Meta Knight.
"I didn't kill Snake. The other Link is here, and he's on Giygas side. I saw him kill Snake and I tried to fight him, but then GAG came and mistook me for trying to kill Link, and that I killed Snake. Falco and Jigglypuff tried to vouch for me, but since they were in Giygas' clutches, Samus thinks that they were brainwashed!" explained Young Link.
"Falco and Jigglypuff is here?" asked Fox excitedly.
"Just Falco. They didn't catch Jigglypuff. She's trying to look for the secret in my place." Young Link sighed. "Look, Meta Knight, I need you to clear my name and prove that Link was the one who really killed Snake. Please? Besides, do you have any proof that I'm actually evil?"
Meta Knight recalled the time that they confronted the Melee cast, and he remembered that Young Link was not among them. "Well, no."
"Then can you help? Please? Pretty please? Pretty please with-"
"Of course I will. While I'm not entirely sure who the villain is, rest assured, I will search for the truth." said Meta Knight.
"Thanks! You're the best! Now, can you..."
"I'm not untying you." said Meta Knight. Young Link groaned in disappointment.
"What will we do then?" asked Pikachu.
"I don't know about you, but I need to go catch up with Falco buddy!" said Fox, leaving the room happily.
"Pikachu, can you try looking for Jigglypuff? You two can work together to look for the secret." said Young Link.
"Do you know how large the goddamn ocean is? It's not as big as the Mario world, but still." said Pikachu.
"Well, I did get a hint. 'You should turn to your parent for knowledge and advice.' Make of that what you will. I have no idea what the hell it means." said Young Link. Pikachu nodded and left the room. Samus then came back in the room, looking at Meta Knight.
"Where is Pikachu going to?" asked Samus.
"He wants to go and find the secret." said Meta Knight innocently.
"Oh. Well in that case... he could borrow one of our submarines if he wished." said Samus. Meta Knight nearly tripped and fell upon hearing that.
"What? This universe actually has submarines?"
"I was just as surprised as you are."
"Finally! A town!" gasped Ridley, spotting Windfall Island. Tired of his annoying company, the instant he got to the pier, he just dumped them off his back.
"Wow! It really does look like the way it does in the games!" said an awe-inspired fanboy.
"Too bad I'm going to destroy the peace." said Dr. Mario, taking out a medical saw that the doctor definitely didn't use for medicine. Then, to Ridley's horror, the WarioWare fans too were brandishing weapons. Spending a few weeks in a universe ruled by Ashley had clearly unhinged them.
"It's a shame. Maybe we should take some pictures before we trash the place?" suggested the same fanboy.
"No... They already noticed our weapons anyway." stated a fangirl plainly, noting a villager panicking at the sight of them. Without a moment of hesitation, Dr. Mario and the fans ran toward the village, with the intent to murder everything in sight. Ridley just stayed where he was, having no interest in slaughtering people for no reason.
He then concluded that the WarioWare universe must be filled with complete psychopaths.
"I apologize for anything they do!" yelled Ridley over the screams and maniacal laughter. "...I think I'm going to get a donut." He then ignored the slaughter and flew off to search for a donut place, which most likely does not exist.
"...So, what's your name?" Vaati asked the Darknut after several minutes of nothing but flying (they eventually got things under control).
"My name is George the Darknut, leader of the second regiment of Hyrule monsters!" said the Darknut in a fearsome voice.
"What kind of mighty warrior name is George?" asked Tom Nook.
"What kind of name is Tom Nook?" asked George.
"Touche."
Suddenly, Vaati was very quiet, staring out of a window. "What's wrong sir?" asked George.
Vaati pointed out the window, in pure and utter confusion. "What the hell is that thing?" George and Nook looked at where he was pointing at to see a stupid totem pole on a small island in the middle of nowhere.
"First rule of video games: If it's weird, it's probably important." said Tom Nook. Vaati nodded and piloted the ship toward the odd structure.
"Porky? May I have a word with you?" asked Lucas.
"Yeah.. but please say it in front of everyone, where people can see you." gulped Porky.
"Oh that's fine." said Lucas. "You know, ever since Ashley took me in, I've been learning a lot about the state our reality is: a sad, sad place. No love and peace can fix it, no matter how deluded I am. I'm even thinking of ditching the name PK Love and replacing it with PK Death. How does that sound?"
"I don't like where this is going." said Porky.
"Using love and peace to fix your problems is pointless. It will never solve anything. Only violence will. Ashley has taught me that. She's truly opened me eyes." Lucas leaned in front of the scared boy's face. "You've been a huge thorn in my side... so I must fix the problem. I must kill you. And kill you. And kill you. And.."
"OH MY GOD!" screamed Porky. He ran over to Ashley and grabbed her by the shoulders, shaking her. "ASHLEY! YOUR DAMN CRAZY BOY WANTS TO MURDER MY ASS!"
Ashley calmly turned to Lucas. "Is this true Lucas?"
"...Yes... If it makes you unhappy, then I'll stop trying to kill him..."
Porky expected Ashley to tell Lucas off. Instead, she smiled and handed Lucas her favorite knife.
"Here, this is a prefered murder weapon." To make things worse, Ashley gave Lucas an encouraging pat on the back. "Just return it to me. You know how I like to stab you with that knife."
Porky, horrified, turned to his soldiers, who were just watching the entire time. "YOU GUYS! MAKE SURE HE DOES NOT KILL ME!" He glanced at Ashley. "AND MAKE SURE SHE DOESN'T DO ANYTHING EITHER! THEY'RE F***ING INSANE I TELL YOU!"
Gosh! Language!
"SHUT UP! IF YOU WERE DOWN HERE, YOU WOULD BE PANICKING TOO!"
"Do you have any idea where you're going?" Pichu asked King Boo, who was piloting their ship.
"Nope." answered the ghost king.
"First chance I get, I'm deserting." said a Boo, not even trying to sugarcoat it.
"You guys are lousy servants." said King Boo.
"Well you're a lousy king!" yelled one of the Boos.
The king hung his head in shame. "Touche."
Pikachu walked around the GAG base, trying to find his way back up. However, he clearly didn't know which way the staircases was, and, somehow, he feels as if he went down a few floors in the process despite not going down any stairs. He looked around for anyone to ask them directions, but no one seemed to be around. But then, he noticed a room with a red glow coming from it.
"Hello, what's this?" Pikachu said, curiosity getting the best of him. He opened the door...
...and saw Giygas staring back at him.
"Don't open that!" yelled Pit's distant voice. The angelic boy came in front of Pikachu, light bow in hand and fires it in Giygas' face, injuring it. He then closed the door, taking out a key and making sure that the door remains locked.
"Pit." said Pikachu, breathing heavily. "Please tell me why you have Giygas in one of your rooms."
"It's not the real Giygas. Just bits of him." said Pit.
Pikachu sighed. "Okay, I'm confused, and the readers probably are too. So explain."
"Well.. you see, some parts of Giygas has been drifting away from him and into... plot holes... or whatever and they end up in various universes. Sometimes some pieces of Giygas come to this universe, looking like fluffy red cotton candy. When we first found out about them, we've been hunting these pieces down and experimenting on them."
"And... what has that accomplished?"
"It... drove some of our test subjects crazy, but it proves to the skeptics here that Giygas is a real threat, so there's that."
"Uh-huh." said Pikachu, glancing at the door. "And what were you guys trying to accomplish?"
"We're trying to reverse engineer it." said Pit, as if it was the most obvious thing in the world.
Pikachu narrowed his eyes. "Are you serious?"
"Yeah. These bits of Giygas isn't pure evil... it's just an evil gas. We're trying to learn it's chemical make-up so we can reverse-engineer it into... something good?"
Pikachu sighed. "Do you people have any idea how science works?"
"Not really, but everything has an opposite, and if we try reeeally hard enough, we could turn this into something good!" said Pit, in a triumphant, ethusiastic tone.
"And that's gotten you nowhere so far." said Pikachu.
"...No. But if we keep trying, we can succeed in reverse-engineering this!"
"Reverse-engineering something made of pure evi... I'm sorry, evil gas. ...Yeah, good luck with that." said Pikachu. "So, why did you come here other than saving me from your failed science experiment?"
"Oh, well, GAG wants to offer our services in helping you get the secret." offered Pit.
"Really? What do you have to offer?" asked Pikachu.
"For one, we have a submarine..."
"Falco! Buddy!" yelled Fox. He opened up a room that had a cell in it. Sure enough, Falco was being kept there. "Yo Falco! It's me, Fox!"
Falco got a startled look on his face. "Fox? Is it really you?"
"Yeah! I'm right here!" said Fox, waving his arms, hoping to catch the bird's attention. After several seconds of silence, Falco finally realized that Fox was waving his arms and growled.
"Fox, hate to be the bearer of bad news... but I've gone blind." said Falco.
"Oh my god, really? Quick, how many fingers am I holding up?" asked Fox.
"What is that supposed to prove?"
"I'm not holding any fingers! I tricked you! ...OH MY GOD YOU'RE SERIOUS!" cried Fox, wrapping his arms around Falco. "Don't worry buddy! I'm here for you!"
"Stop hugging me. Before the yaoi fangirls know." Falco shivered, which was enough to get Fox to back off.
"So, they got you locked up in here?"
"Yeah. Stupid paranoid Samus. She thinks Giygas brainwashed me and thinks that I'm in cahoots with Young Link."
"Cahoots?"
"Yeah, cahoots. But Young Link's innocent! Jigglypuff and I know that! That bastard Link is lucky that there's no fairies around for Snake so he can testify against his back-stabbing ass." grumbled Falco.
"Where is Jigglypuff though?" asked Fox.
"Well, the day those GAG douchebags came, we were planning to go to the Eastern Fairy Island to see if there were any fairies there. I bet Jigglypuff's heading there right now." said Falco.
"Oh thanks! I'll pass it on to Pikachu!" Fox prepared to leave Falco but then turned to him and said, "Where's ROB? Wasn't he with you guys?"
Falco decided to preserve his friend's happiness. "Oh. He's somewhere better now."
"...yes, I don't need any help." Link said to himself. Meta Knight was spying on him, wondering who he's talking to. "No! Only when it's necessary! Go away!" Link stopped talking and continued on to his walk. Meta Knight decided to finally reveal himself.
"Link." greeted Meta Knight, approaching the swordsman with caution just in case he turned out to be villainous.
"Hey! Meta Knight! Glad to see you here! Are you here to join GAG?" asked Link.
"No." Meta Knight glared at him. "I've been asked by Young Link to prove his innocence, and he claims that you're the bad guy. No offense to you."
"Oh that's fine. Just leave that crazy kid to his delusions." said Link.
"Link, I need to check your belongings."
"Okay. But you won't find a paper labled 'Evil Plan to Destroy GAG from the Inside Out While Everyone's Too Pre-Occupied by Snake's Death and Young Link'." joked Link. It wasn't actually a joke (just not on paper), and he definitely planned to destroy GAG while everyone's in a frenzy, but Meta Knight assumed that it was sarcasm. Link dropped all of his items, including his amulet, thinking that Meta Knight wouldn't think much of it. Meta Knight pat him down, searching for additional items but found nothing.
On the floor lay: Link's sword, his shield, some bombs, a bow and arrow, a hookshot, gloves, the amulet, some bottles, a bottle with a blue fairy in it, and a wallet full of rupees.
Meta Knight picked up the amulet. "What's this?"
"I got it from some treasure-hunting. You see those pendants those Bokoblins wear? It's sort of like that." said Link. Meta Knight shrugged and examined the fairy in a bottle.
"I thought there was some sort of fairy shortage." noted Meta Knight.
"I've always had it with me." said Link. Meta Knight could feel that he was telling the truth.
"...Why can't we use this to revive Snake?" asked Meta Knight. Link froze.
"Well... I got this fairy a long time ago! I'm attached to it, so forget it!" snapped Link. He took the fairy from Meta Knight's hands and then went back to smiling. "Will that be all?"
"...Oh yes. That's fine." said Meta Knight. Link nodded and started to pick up his things. Meta Knight walked away from him, smirking all the while.
He now knows that Young Link is innocent.
Tingle Island
Vaati, George, and Tom Nook looked baffled at the totem. While it was already baffling to begin with, it was being rotated for some reason by two brothers. Vaati looked up and then gasped upon seeing the Tingle head on the top of the totem.
"Oh no..." said Vaati very quietly.
"What is it?" asked Tom Nook.
"No more talking. Just back away to the ship very slowly. Don't make any more noise." whispered Vaati. They tried to do just that... unfortunately, Geoge's heavy armor was clanking.
"I'm sorry sir." apologized George.
"GASP!" yelled a voice. Yes, he yelled 'gasp'. Lots of people yell "GASP!" in my stories. A certain green clothed man poked up from near the top of the totem. "It's a fairy!"
"Who's that guy?" asked Tom Nook.
"It's someone who's even more annoying than you." shuddered Vaati. He then whispered one word. A word that many people in Hyrule/Great Sea feared: "Tingle."
Windfall Island
"Are they done yet?" Ridley asked to himself, chewing on a donut. Yes, he actually found a donut place. Shut up.
An explosion sounded as smoke rose into the air.
"Okay, that's a no."
Great Sea
Porky nervously glanced over his shoulder to get a good look at Lucas, who was still staring at him.
"Don't worry Porky. I'm not going to kill you yet, in this small space." said Lucas. "If any blood were to get on Ashley, I would have to lick it off of her."
Porky rose his eyebrow and grinned. "You have to lick it off of her?"
Ashley blushed. "I thought it would be a fitting punishment..."
"Suuuure..."
Ashley turned to Lucas. "First chance you get. Stab his fat guts out."
"As you command~"
"OH GOD."
Great Sea
"I say that we're lost." said Pichu.
"Well I say shut the hell up." said King Boo.
"Seriously sir, I think we'd be better off if that electric rat fellow drove this thing." suggested one of the Boos.
"Yeah? Name one reason why he should drive."
One of the Boos looked at the various screens. "For one, we seem to be going Southwest instead of East..."
Immediately afterward, the Boos and Pichu staged a mutiny. King Boo was easily overtaken and tied up, leaving Pichu in command of the ship. Pichu ended up being a better leader in his five hours of leadership than King Boo ever was in his entire lifetime.
Northern Triangle Island
Mewtwo smashed his head repeatedly into the ground. It's already been a few hours, which he has spent trying to light a practice fire... and he has succeeded at nothing at all.
"How does Roy make it look so easy!" yelled Mewtwo.
Diamond Steppe Island
Pikachu was amazed to see that they actually had submarines in the Wind Waker universe. Sure, it was primitive, but it was still pretty impressive. It was easily concealed, so it was somewhat better than Fox's Arwing (which pikachu didn't know how to pilot), which would undoubtedly attract attention by anyone in a 20 mile radius. Pikachu got a crew of a few ChuChus (including Slimesy and Goobley) and a handful of Moblins to accompany him.
"So... does this need gas to run?" asked Pikachu.
"No, slurp. What's gas?" asked Goobley.
Yes, this was definitely an impressive feat.
"Hey! Pikachu!" said Fox. He came up from GAG's secret entrance and ran over to Pikachu. "Pikachu, I have something important to tell you!"
"Yeah?" Fox leaned in to his ear.
"Go to Eastern Fairy Island. Jigglypuff might be there." said Fox. Pikachu nodded and went toward the submarine. Before he could get in, he turned to Fox.
"What are you going to do?" asked Pikachu.
Fox thought about it. "I know! I'll help Pit and those scientists with the reverse-engineering thingy! They'll appreciate my help!" He jumped back down the secret entrance, leaving Pikachu, who was shaking his head, as he knew that this wouldn't end well. Without futher ado, he jumped into the submarine and was ready to set sail... or... swim... or... something.
"Samus. A moment of your time?" asked Meta Knight. Samus sat behind her desk (which she filled with weapons to make her desk job more appealing), looking at him. Her Bokoblin bodyguards took out their weapons, but Samus glanced at them, which was a signal for them to put it away.
"Yes, what is it?" asked Samus.
"Samus, I'm here to prove that Young Link is innocent." said Meta Knight. Samus sighed.
"You got roped into that? I thought you were less gullible than that." said Samus. Meta Knight raised his eyebrow, wondering when he was gullible. He shrugged this off to continue the conversation.
"Oh, but I know that he's innocent."
"Oh yeah?"
"Throw a trial in front of everyone in GAG. I'll prove it to all of you." said Meta Knight.
"...Hmm... Fine. But why do we need everyone attending?"
"To make sure Link does not escape of course." said Meta Knight.
To be continued...
This is the last chapter you have to figure out the location of the secret! The next chapter will have another hint... as well as the answer, making the hint sort of pointless. WHATEVER. Besides, it could be solved with just this one hint and a list of Great Sea Islands.
What did Meta Knight find that would show Young Link's innocence? Will Tom Nook continue to accidently ruin people's lives in the name of his store (Capitalism, ho!)? What will Tingle do? Will Lucas get away with murdering Porky? Will Mewtwo know how fire works? Am I going to ask a ridiculous question? Will Pikachu find Jigglypuff? Find out in the next chapter!