Please note all the racism said in this fanfic by Kitsuna is just her character. I am personally anti-racist! ;) ENJOY!
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Fuse and Happy: Next Generation!
That night after revealing your secret to Lucy and flying through the skies the two of you said your goodnights and you went into your room. You changed into your babydoll style lingerie which was a lime green with white lace short nightgown with matching silk panties. You plopped into bed and stared up at the ceiling and sigh. "...long night...but still...I don't feel tired..."
You then heard the sound of your iphone 6 plus beep. You dig in the breast pocket of your babydoll and pull out your iphone and click on the instagram app seeing the latest update. You slowly widen your eyes seeing a somewhat blurred picture of slihouettes flying across the twinkling night sky. The post only had 2 likes. You looked at the name who posted it and rolled your eyes.
TinkerGreen:(Me: Evergreen) This is PROOF that fairies DO exist! They r such beautiful nd elegant beings! How I wish 2 b lik them ^^
You were shocked at how Evergreen much have spotted you and Lucy flying across Magnolia at night...and how bad of a picture she captured.
MiraMira: Lol dnt b silly Ever! Fairies havent ben around 4 yrs! ^^
TinkerGreen: I SAW them! Lok at this pic I took!
EnchantedLegion:(Me: Freed) Dear Evergreen please don't make such silly assumptions this late at night!
You rolled your eyes at how Freed didn't bother to shorten his texts and continued reading.
TinkerGreen: Im NOT lying! I saw them! FAIRIES! They exist!
ShooterGuy212:(Me: Alzack) Tell it 2 som1 that cares Evergreen! Lol!
TinkerGreen: THEY'RE REAL! THE FAIRIES!
ShooterChick212: If you dnt mind som of us r tryin to get som sleep! :p
DrinkerGurl: Yea Ever u interrupted my drinkin time! Ur gona get it big time!
Evergreen: I am telling the TRUTH! I SAW FAIRIES!
TsunaLuv: GO 2 BED!
Your message ended up getting 20 likes in agreement.
Evergreen: U GONA MAK ME?!
TitaniaScarlet200: SLEEP! OR ELSE!
You smiled seeing how Evergreen out of fear didn't bother to respond out of fear of Erza's wrath. You gave Erza's small post a like to thank her.
TsunaLuv: Good night Erza! ;)
TitaniaScarlet200: Goodnight! :)
The next morning Lucy scratched your right ear and you both went to the bathroom and bathed with together in the seperate gold tubs. You assumed Fuse had inplanted a underwater camera inside of Lucy's tub which would explain why he didn't bother to shower that morning. As you and Lucy bathed you turned to her. "Hey Lucy?" "Yes Kitsaleeja?" She asks. You sweatdropped at how she just called you by your real name...and without saying it with the accent. "Uh...I know you know my secret and all but...you don't have to call me that...'Kitsuna' is fine" You said. "Oh! Ok! Sorry!" Lucy said. "It's ok..." You said. "So what's up?" Lucy asked.
"After our bath why don't you start making contracts with some of your new spirits from the Platinum Keys?" You asked. Lucy smiled. "Yeah that's a great idea!" She said. You nodded and went back to scrubbing your teal hair which you were finally comfortable with washing alone since Lucy knew about your secret.
You both soon left the bath and got dressed. Lucy was in a navy blue cropped shirt and a hotpink jean miniskirt and ribbon. You wore your normal outfit. You watched as Lucy looked at the multiple Platinum Keys you had given her. "Wow...I don't know where to start!" She said excitedly. "You can just work with two for now...no pressure! Why not start with Gate of the Ultimate Hedgehog?" You asked as you applied your Magical Wig. "Ok!" Lucy said. You watched as she took the key with the emerald symbol and pointed it out.
"I call upon the in the world of the Celestial Spirits! I be con you to my side at once! Pass through the gate!" Lucy said. Magical aura then surrounds her. "Open! Gate of the Ultimate Hedgehog...Shadow!" Two emeralds then sprouted into the room out of nowhere followed by a blackish-reddish blur which did a little spin dash in the air in place and soon landed on his feet now holding the emeralds. It was revealed to be Shadow the Hedgehog who had black fur and red streaks with white fur on his chest along with golden rings on his wrists and legs wearing only hover shoes.
"What's up Shadow? How's faker doing?" You asked smiling. Shadow turned to you crossing his arms glaring. "Hmph...!" You smirk at him. "Haven't changed a bit I see!" "Wow! A humanoid hedgehog!" Lucy said surprised. Shadow slowly turned to her training his glare on her which seemed to make Lucy nervous. "Um...hello..." Shadow's red eyes slowly softened. "Maria...!" He said. Lucy looked confused. "Mari who?" Shadow slowly walked up to Lucy and hugged her legs. "Maria...I made a promise to you and I will furful that promise...as a Celestial Spirit..." He whispered. You sadden a bit at that. 'Aww...he still think's about his previous owner Maria who was also a Celestial Spirit...poor guy...' You thought.
"Uh...who are you talking about?" Lucy asked confused. Shadow gasped opening his eyes and looked up at the confused Lucy relising that she wasn't Maria. He turned to the side. "I'm sorry...you just remind me of someone I knew..." "Who...?" Lucy asked. Shadow said nothing for a moment and then got on one knee. "My name is Shadow...you have chosen me to be your spirit and I am very greatful! To show my gratitude, I am at your command!" He said looking up at Lucy who sweatdropped at his dramatic-deep and serious demeanor. "Uh...ok...let's work out our contract..." (Me: Shadow: Sonic the Hedgehog Series)
After working out the contract Shadow was sent back to the Celestial Spirt World and Lucy then pulled out her next Platinum Key. She then made her 'calling at once speech' and got ready. "Open! Gate of the Star Warrior...Kirby!" A pink blobbed oozed around the ground coming together creating a flat pancake that bounced up and down a few times eventually forming a pink puffy circle which popped on two red round feet, stubby arms and a cute little face.
"Poyo!" Kirby said. "Hi Kirby!" You said. "Poyo poyo!" Kirby said. "Awww you are just the cutest!" Lucy said. She then picked up Kirby and hugged him. "Poyo!" Kirby cried. Lucy smiled. "Ok! Lets work out your contract!" The moment Lucy put Kirby down he ran towards Lucy's room. "Hey! Where are you going Kirby?" Lucy asked as she chased after him. You followed only to see Lucy starring in horror at how Kirby had somehow tipped over the fridge making all the food fall out. You watched as he sucked up a watermelon. This was his habit. You smirked at the anime blue faced Lucy. "Isn't he a keeper?" Lucy's eye twitched. "Just what I need...another Natsu..." (Me: Kirby: Kirby Series)
After working out the contract you and Lucy then headed to the newly rebuilt guild and sat at the bar where you told Lucy a few secrets. "I see...so Celestial Spirits served as Royal Subjects in your kingdom?" Lucy asked. "Yes..." You said. "So that's how you know them so well!" Lucy said. "What are you two whispering about?" A voice asked. You both turned seeing a smiling Mirajane behind the bartender area. "Oh uh...nothing..." You said. "Yep! Nothing at all!" Lucy said nervously. "Hee hee! Oh c'mon! I can keep a secret! You can tell me anything!" Mirajane said happily. You sweatdropped with Lucy. "Uh...well..."
"FAIRIES! I SAW THEM LAST NIGHT!" You heard. "Evergreen calm down!" A guildmate said. You all turned seeing Evergreen standing on a table. "I'm telling you! I saw them last night! I have a picture on Instagram of them flying I tell you!" Evergreen cried as she showed everyone a pic on her iphone which had a tinkerbell case. Gray looked at the image. "Looks more like two ravens to me!" He laughed. Evergreen growled. "I saw them! They were flying...like this!" Evergreen then did a silly demonstration of a fairy flying and ended up falling off the table earning laughter from the entire guild.
"Poor thing! She still believes that fairies are flying around Magnolia! She probably hit her head" Mirajane said. You and Lucy leaned towards each other. "Hey uh...let's try not to fly around together for awhile...it's attracting a bit too much attention..." You whispered. "Yeah I agree..." Lucy whispered. "Listen up everyone!" Mirajane annouced. You each turn to her. "We're taking on job requests again! Starting today! You have to excuse the mess under construction but at least you can get back to work!" The entire guild then cheered at her message. You smiled. "You sure know how to brighten up everyone's day Mira girl!" "Thank you!" Mirajane said as she scratched your right ear.
"Have you seen Loke?" Lucy asked. "Oh don't tell me you've fallen for the resident playboy!" Mirajane said smirking. "Heh! Every white girl does!" You laughed. "It's not like that!" Lucy cried. "It's just that he was the one who found my keys! I just wanted to thank him" Lucy said. "Sure I'll let him know when I see him" Mirajane said. "So we're spirits mad when you dropped your keys?" Mirajane asked. You widen your eyes. "Oh my GOD! I felt SO bad for this girl!" You said pointing at Lucy. Mirajane turned to you. "Huh? Why?" "At first I didn't know what was going on but I was asleep last night and I had whipping! I RAN to go see what was up in Lucy's room and I saw Aquarius whopping on poor Lucy's ass! MM! Made her poor butt glowing red! I ran back cause I was scared!" You explained.
"Is that true Lucy?" Mirajane asked turning to her. Lucy put her hands on her glowing butt. "Thinking about it makes my butt sting..." You heard the sound of ice magic forming and turned to see Gray behind Lucy. "I could cool it for you..." He said. You raise an eyebrow. "You need help..." "Yeah and that sounds more like sexual harassment to me..." Lucy said. Happy and Fuse flew over. "Lucy can you show us how red your butt is?" Happy asked. "Yeah...I want to document it for future pleasures..." Fuse said grinning as he held and iphone. "YOU'VE CROSSED THE LINE!" Lucy shouted. You turn to Fuse. "I'm telling Garnett you just said that!" Fuse widen his eyes. "NO! DON'T! He cried.
You watched how Natsu emitted flames in his hand. "How do you think she'll react if I make her butt sting even more?" He asked grinning at Happy and Fuse. "WHO ARE YOU THE DEVIL?!" Lucy asked. You glared at Natsu. "Sheka hulja maka fi ja, riki ta ka kluka...vija nuka na jija!" (Me: 'If we was in the kingdom right now, and I saw you say that to someone...I would have sent you straight to the guillotine') Natsu put out his flame and looked at you in confusion raising an eyebrow. "What did ya say?" You ignore him and told Mirajane to make to some Rabbit Blood to drink.
A barrel was suddenly sent flying knocking over Natsu to the ground. "Naka ylah huja! Ding ding dlah!" You said. (Me: 'That's what you get for trying to sexually harass a white girl! You sexy idiot!') Gray looked at you confused. "What did you say?" "WHY DON'T YOU TELL THE OTHERS HOW YOU FEEL?!" You heard. You all turned to see Erza confronting Laxus. Next to him was Electabuzz. (Me: Electabuzz: Pokemon Original Series) You rolled your eyes at how they were together. "I can't think of a better pairing than those two...ugh I hate Electabuzz..." You muttered. "What's going on?" Gray and Lucy asked in unison. "Hey children? Shut up and listen!" You said as you watched Erza and Laxus. You were surprised that neither Lucy or Gray retaliated after your comment and just stared at the situation.
"I have no problem telling them what I think of em..." Laxus began. "This guild is filled with nothing but LOSERS and WEAKLINGS!" He then turned back to Jet and Droy. "Especially the two of you morons! You were Phantom's personal punching bags! You know I'm glad I never bothered to learn your names..." Jet and Droy stayed silent not knowing what to say. Electabuzz laughed at that. You sympathized feeling their shame of not being able to stand up for themselves but kept in inside of you to yourself.
Laxus then turned to Lucy. "Which brings us to the worst of them all! The rich little princess wannabe wizard! This was YOUR fault!" You slammed your barrel of rabbit blood hard onto the table and walked over to Laxus who grinned at you. "Hey baby-" "-Say that again!" You interrupted. "What?" Laxus asked. "TELL ME to MY FACE that it was all Lucy's fault! Go on! Say it! See what's gonna happen!" You yelled. Laxus looked at you for a moment and then snickered. The moment he did laughed you had slapped Laxus across the face earning gasps of surprises from others. Laxus stared at you with a wide eyed expression seeing how angry you looked.
To your frustration Laxus automatically began to laugh. "What's so funny?" You asked angrily. Laxus just continued to laugh at you. You growled in anger. "Stop LAUGHING!" You were about to slap Laxus but he grabbed your arm firmly as he grinned evilly. "Let go..." You said calmly. Laxus just snickered. "I said LET GO!" You yelled as you punched him a bit to get away. "Damn baby...you know I love it when you hurt me to get attention...just like the good little w**** you are..." He said grinning. "...It's just like old times aye Tsuna?" "DON'T CALL ME THAT!" You shout as you slapped Laxus. HE growled angrily and yanked hard on your hair pulling you to the ground towards him making you wince in pain. "HEY!" Natsu shouted. "I CAN CALL YOU WHATEVER I WANT! NOW BE A GOOD LITTLE W**** AND SUCK MY DICK!" Laxus shouted. "LAXUS! LET HER GO AND SHUT UP!" Mirajane shouted.
Laxus letted go of your hair making it droop to the ground which caused you to feel weak. You walk back to Erza's side stroking your strand. "Take this" Erza said handing you some hair cream. "Thank you..." You said taking it. You apply it to your hair and it slowly ate the cream and healed itself. "Laxus! The Master said no one in the guild should be accountable for what happened! Not even you! Despite the fact that I begged you to help and you turned your back on us!" Mirajane cried. "STOP YOUR WHINING! THAT FIGHT HAD NOTHING TO DO WITH ME!" Laxus yelled.
His words made you and Erza glare at him. "IF I HAD BEEN THERE YOU ALL WOULDN'T BE DROWNING YOURSELVES IN A PILE OF RUBBLE RIGHT NOW!" Laxus finished. Erza growled. "WHY YOU-" "-I'VE HEARD ENOUGH OUT OF YOU!" Natsu shouted. You and Erza watched as he charged for Laxus. "Natsu!" Erza cried. "Don't do it!" You added. Natsu went for the punch only for Laxus to disappear into lightning and teleport away.
"C'MON LAXUS! FIGHT ME LIKE A MAN! YOU GUTLESS COWARD!" Natsu yelled. Laxus laughed. "How do you expect to fight me if you can't even touch me you dimwit? I can't wait to inherit this place and kick all you weaklings to the curb! YOUR FAIRY TAIL DAYS ARE NUMBERED KIDS! Things are gonna be a whole lot different around here...you guys will have to find a new place to hang out..." Laxus began as he slowly summoned his bright thunder portal with Electabuzz following. "GOOD! I don't wanna stay in a guild that's ruled by a white man anyway!" You said rolling your eyes. A few guildmates snickered at your comment as Laxus turned back to you glaring. "I'M NOT WHITE YOU W-GAH!" He cried disappearing into the portal as you threw a barrel at him. "GO HOME BITCH!" You shout. "89 Likes..." You heard. You turn to Fuse smirking. "You got that for Vine?" "Yep!" Fuse said smiling.
A few guildmates clapped at your little performance. You bow dramatically. "Thank you...thank you..." You then snap your fingers signaling for someone to bring you a drink and a guildmate presented you a barrel cup of Rabbit Blood. You sip it and walked back to the bar. "I hate white people..." "But I love you Lucy!" You cooed as you pat her head softly. "What a jerk!" Lucy said completely not acknowledging you weird behavior as she sat down. You sat next to her.
"Why would anyone let him take over?" Lucy asked. "We may not have a choice..." Mirajane began. You look at her worriedly. "Oh no! Uh uh! Don't say that!" You say shaking your head. "Kitsuna you know it's true...Laxus can inherit the guild because he's the Master's grandson..." Mirajane said. The shocked Lucy. "Weither we like it or not he's at the top list if the Master were to retire" Mirajane said. "Wow really? That sucks. Someone who talks like that to guildmembers isn't worthy of being Fairy Tail's Master" Lucy said. "Word!" You said. "Our Master refuses to retire for that very reason" Mirajane said.
You stood up banging the table a bit. You felt everyone's eyes on you. "Well if Laxus ended up taking over and he kicked us out, Ima buy the Magical House and turn it into our guild and we all gonna stay there..." You then turn to everyone in the guild. "I GOT YOU COVERED Y'ALL!" You annouced. The majority of the guild cheered at how you had a plan while others laughed at your half joke. Natsu and a few others still growled in anger at the serious confrontation with others. "Man I hate him!" Natsu said clenching his fist.
"Forget it! It's just a needless waste of energy" Erza said. "Let's try to get your mind off him. What do you think about taking a job?" "And we can get Kitsuna, Gray and Lucy to come along" You smirk and walked over wrapping your arm around Natsu. "You know if Natsu going I'm automatically gonna go!" You chuckle. Natsu smiled at you. "Yeah?" "Yeah! You and me best friend!" You said as you and Natsu fist pumped."Wait us?!" Lucy asked shocked. "What you acting so surprised for white girl?" You asked. "She's right! We've been working together since the Eienswald incident! So I guess we're a team of sorts" Erza said.
You look at her in disbelief. "Uh...didn't we establish that we were a team like...five chapters ago? NO! We established that EIGHTEEN chapters ago!" You said. Erza glared at you. "Don't break the fourth wall..." She warned. "Whatever...just stop acting like it's the first episode..." You said rolling your eyes. Erza continued to glare at you. "Oh! And by the way? Saying 'don't break the fourth wall' IS breaking the fourth wall!" You pointed out. Erza's glare turned into an amused expression. "Touche..." She said. You smile back.
Erza turned to the others. "So what do you think about making it official? The five of us working as a team! Well actually seven if you include Happy and Fuse" She said. This brought smile's to Fuse and Happy's faces. "But...are you sure you want someone like me on your team?" Lucy asked shyly. You looked at her amused. "Girl what you talking about? Everyone needs a bitching loud white girl on a team or the team wouldn't look good!"
Lucy gave you a small glare. "I'm not white..." "She means..." Natsu began. "It's gotta be EXACTLY you! It just wouldn't feel right if we didn't have you out there with us-" "-Waving your fanservicery ass for the camera!" Fuse said with a wink. "SHUT UP!" You laugh as you playfully smack his head. You turn back to Lucy wrapping your one arm around her. "C'mon white girl...roll with us!" Lucy just blush and giggled signaling that she did want to be on your team.
"I already got a job lined up for us..." Erza said. "We blowing up Mc'Donalds?" You asked eagerly. "No...we can do that some other time..." Erza said. 'Damn...c'mon I need them likes though...' You thought. Erza then explained the mission. "You with me?" She asks. "YEAH!" Everyone but you asks. "Well if we said no it would create a major plot hole ending the episode/chapter so...We kinda HAVE to go!" you said amused. Everyone stopped cheering and looked at you confused. "Pfffft-" You said covering your laugh. Erza cocked and eyebrow. "I'm sorry..." You laughed. "C'mon don't break the fourth wall like that! It's not cool" Gray said. You continued to laugh. "C'mon ya'll let's go!"
After the job the next morning you met up with Lucy at a bar seeing her still exhausted. She wore a green flannel shirt and pinkish reddish pants. You wore a bikini pants/shorts outfit which consisted of two drama masks faces. The masks made up each breast with the happy-laughing face on your right breast and the sad face on your left breast. Your pants/short shorts were leather pants with movie film strip symbols printed on. Your shoes consisted of sparkly white stilettoes. You watched Lucy groan as she layed her head on the table.
You raised an eyebrow. "Yeah you definently not feeling well if you wearing clothes...are you okay?" Lucy looked up at you confused. "I always wear clothes..." "Girl you know what I meant! This is the first time I don't see you tryna be cute showing skin!" You said. "Look at you! No stomach, no legs, no ass cheeks hanging, no back, no boobs, no nothing! Just a white face!" You said pointing at Lucy. Lucy layed her head on the table again. "You must be insecure when your skin is covered..." You said. "You want me to go back to the apartment and bring you a miniskirt to change into?" You asked. "Thanks but that's not my problem right now..." Lucy sighed.
You sit next to her. "Then what's with you white girl? Tell mama what's the matter" "It's the job we did last night...it was nuts! Natsu kept spitting fire, Gray froze the stuff he missed, YOU danced so hard you caused an earthquake-" Lucy began. "I did!" You said smirking at Mirajane. "And then Erza...UGGGHHHHHHHH! DON'T GET ME STARTED ON HER!" Lucy cried. You turn back to the guildmates. "Someone BRING this white girl some CHEESE so she can calm the f*** down!" "I have some cheese! Here ya go Lucy!" Mirajane said handing her a stick of cheese. Lucy grabbed the stick and bit it. You widen your eyes in amusement. "White girl actually ate her cheese!" "I'M NOT WHITE!" Lucy yelled.
"I warned you this could happen" Mirajane said. "We caused so much destruction that we had to pay for it all out of our reward!" Lucy cried. "JUST keep eating your cheese white girl! I don't wanna hear you yell or Ima end up needing a hearing aid" You said. "Okay..." Lucy said as she layed her head on the table and munched on her cheesestick quietly.
"Mmmmm yes...a white girl needs her cheese..." You said as you slowly stroke Lucy's hair. Lucy anime teared. "If this keeps up I won't have enough to cover my rent!" She whined. "What did I say?! EAT your CHEESE!" You said glaring at her. Lucy sniffled. "But I'm all out of cheese..." "Here ya go!" Mirajane said giving Lucy another stick of cheese to munch on. "I have a special job for you!" Mirajane said. "This one's perfect and best part is your team won't be able to destroy anything!" She said. "Damn..." You said narrowing your eyes. "I wanna blow up Mc'Donalds!" You whined.
All seven of you were now in Onibus station. "Wow! We haven't been here since the Lullaby thing!" Lucy said. After you each got off the train with Natsu 'comforting' you the whole time he was to sick to move so you carried him bridal style. You walked behind everyone else and because Natsu was to sick to notice anything you took chances and licked his abs and pecks when no one was looking. 'Taste like sweat...and coal...' You thought.
"So lemmie make sure I got this right...our job is to simply use our magic to draw a crowd to some rundown theater?" Gray asked. "Yep! Natsu will impress the crowd with his fire breathing, you'll make amazing ice sculptures, Kitsuna can perform and attract others with her amazing dance moves and Erza will requip into different armor! And then I'll have Lyra sing a song to melt their hearts!" Lucy said. "Flattering me won't make me happier! I wanna blow up Mc'Donalds!" You whined. "Don't worry! Later on we'll go to Burger King and eat" Erza said. "Ok!" You said. "Whoa..." Gray said surprised. "Is it Burger King?" You asked.
You all stopped and marveled at the sight of the theater as you set the recovered Natsu on his feet. "Pretty classy huh?" Happy asked. "Ooh! We going to church?" You asked excitedly as you do a little dance in place. "Your not going to church as long as you live!" Fuse said. "Yes I am! I don't care what they say! I LOVE church!" You said. "Whatever just don't ever bring us with you to church ever again" Gray said. You sighed and rolled your eyes.
"Excuse me?" A voice asked. You all turned seeing a petit man with purple hair. "I don't suppose your the wizards from Fairy Tail are you?" He asked. "Well four of us are wizards..." You began. You then put your hand on Lucy's shoulder. She looks at you confused. "Huh?" "...But this is Sabrina the Teenage Witch!" You finished. "Why do you keep calling me that?" Lucy asked. "Hiro Mashima should have named you Sabrina! It would have made SO much of a connection!" You said.
"Thank you for accepting the job! I can't tell you how grateful I am!" The man said. "We'll make sure you have a packed house!" Lucy said. "Actually about that..." The man began. "Unfortunately I'm in a bit of a pickle right now..." "Mmm...pickles..." You whisper lustfully as you lick your lips. You then slip a finger into your mouth and suck on it imagining that it was a pickle and moan. Everyone turned to you afterwards. You opened your eyes blushing. "Oh! Um...ahem! What's the problem sir?" You asked professionally trying to cover up your embarrassment.
You all then walked into the theater rooms where the man explained his situation. "WHAT? ALL OF YOUR ACTORS WALKED OUT ON YOU?!" Lucy asked shocked. "Yes...thank you so very much!" The man said. You raise an eyebrow. "Uh...what are you thanking for us EXACTLY?" You asked. "My last few shows were failures! The reviews have gotten so bad that the actors are to embarrassed to perform!" The man explained. "Was it Rotten Tomatoes? Or maybe IMDb? Cause both reviewers can be mad harsh!" You said. "Oh yes! Rotten Tomatoes came to see a show but in the end they brought actual tomatoes and threw them at me!" The man cried.
Luckily for you, you sat in the back behind everybody and a wide grin grew across your face as you snicker silently. "Tsuna it's not funny!" You heard Happy whisper. You turn seeing the look of disbelief on his face as he looked at you. Which only made you snicker a bit louder but not loud enough for the others to hear. "Everybodies left! Just like my wife...but I won't give up on my dreams!" The man said. "To cosplay as Shrek? You've already achieved that dream with that hair style" Fuse muttered. This caused you to shake as you bit your cheeks inside to prevent laughter.
"PPFFTT-!" You covered your mouth to prevent it as everyone turns to you with looks of confusion on their faces. "-ACHOO!" You fake as you covered your mouth. "Oh! Bless you!" Natsu said. "Thank you..." You snicker weakly as you shake. "Are you alright? You don't look so good..." Gray said. "No...I'm sick..." You snickered as you get up. You cough to cover it. "Tsuna?" Natsu asked. "I NEED TISSUE!" You blurt out as you run out the room. As soon as you left you bursted out laughing. You then heard Fuse laughing from inside the room.
As soon as you came back you were told by everyone that you each had to to a play. You each wore jumpsuits. Yours was a teal on top which showed your stomach and the pircing you kept on and black sweatpants on the bottom. Your deep teal Fairy Tail symbol was on your back. Fuse's jumpsuit was light green. Lucy alongside Happy, Fuse, and the man watched from one side of the stage as Erza rehearsed her lines while you, Natsu and Gray were on the other side of the stage. Natsu and Gray were working while you were leaning back on the wall taking selfies for Instagram.
"I can't let her steal the show!" Natsu muttered. "No way!" Gray said in agreement. "Yeah! You keep working boys!" You say encouragingly as you kept your eyes on the screen of your iphone 6 plus adjusting your hair for the perfect selfie. "Instead of doddling on Instagram how about you come and help us?" Gray asked. " Yous an ice wizard right? So chill then Gray!" You said. Gray groaned. "Very funny...will you just come and help?" "Relax! I got you! I'll help when I'm done with my selfie!" You said. You finally took a pic and began typing.
Me, Natsu, ice stripper, white gurl, redhead and cats all about to b in a play! We gona do good? Or naw? #SupportNLovePlease!
You then stuff your iphone in your bra and turned to Natsu and Gray who were working. "Okay y'all! Im coming!" You said as you go to help them. It lasted for days and each day you saw more and more likes from your Instagram posts. You each rehearsed your lines and you were in charge of choreography which was the ONLY thing you enjoyed. You also enjoyed how Erza would fetch you to order Burger King foods during breaks.
During rehearsal you look back at your Instagram posts.
MiraMira: Come outside! ^^
TsunaLuv: Y?
MiraMira: Were here! ^^
TsunaLuv: Whos we?
"I hate to interrupt but you have some fans here to see you!" The man said. You smirked. 'So this is what Mira meant' You thought. You each got up and went outside seeing Mira and the Master along with familiar faces. "What are you guys doing here?" Lucy asked. "We wouldn't miss your debut! Break a leg!" Mirajane said encouragingly.
You, Natsu and Lucy went to talk to the fake Salamander and Dragon Dancer, aka Bora and Glora. "The fake Salamander...and Dragon Dancer...didn't expect to see you guys here..." Lucy said sweatdropping. You turn to the Fanfiction Viewing Audience. "See? Now this takes us back to the VERRRYYY first chapter! Well third chapter of the first episode! Which was how we met white girl!" You said patting Lucy's head. "I'm not white..." She groaned. You turn back to Bora and Glora who both scratch your right ear.
You smiled at them. "So what have you been up to?" Natsu asked. "Y'all still kidnapping kids and raping?" You asked smirking. "We...never raped!" Glora said. "We've decided to change our ways of becoming model scouts!" Bora said. "WAIT! That's what you guys have been doing this whole time?!" Lucy asked shocked. "Oh! Lucy! We ruined your chances of insta fame! HA HA!" You laughed as Lucy anime teared.
You watched as Lucy talked to two dark skinned ex Phantom Lord guildmates. "We'rent y'all from Phantom?" You asked. "After we saw Natsu beat up Gajeel" The tall guy said. "So we came to see the show and...give you this..." The girl said presenting raw meat. This caught the eyes of Natsu and the chicken guy. You raised an eyebrow. "You got any rabbits?" You asked. "I actually made it for the cute little doggies" The girl said referring to Happy and Fuse. "Awww! Look at that! Y'all get love!" You said. "Yayyyy!" Happy said. "Cool with me!" Fuse said smiling.
The Galuna Island old man then appeared. "So when are you all gonna destroy the moon like you promised?" "THAT WAS TWO ARCS AGO YOU OLD TIMER!" You shouted. "OLD TIMER?! YOUR 8,000 TIMES OLDER THAN ME!" The old man shouted. "YEAH BUT I'M STILL BEAUTIFUL! AND I'M WINKLE, BACK BREAK AND GASSY FREE YOU OLD FART!" You shout. "WHY YOU LITTLE-!" The old man began. The two of you then got in your old man old lady fight. "Happy! Film this for Instagram!" Fuse said. "Aye!" Happy said.
Few days have passed and it was finally the day to perform the play and everyone was lined up to see it. You each were backstage in your costumes. Lyra was out. You looked at Lucy who was in a Princess costume. "Of course yous playing the princess! YOU WHITE!" "I'm ignoring that!" Lucy said. "Oh! I've never sung in front of audience this big before!" Lyra said enthusiascticly. "That's funny! Kitsuna always tells me how you always performed at parties in her kingdom" Lucy said.
"Uh hey guys...can I ask you a favor?" You asked. "Sure what?" Lucy asked. "...I wanna sing..." You said. "You?" Lyra asked confused. "You could have told us that earlier...why do you suddenly want to do it now?" Lucy asked. "I just...wanna have the thrill to have others watch me sing...you know...my dream?" You asked. "I see...but I thought you didn't want others knowing about your ability to sing yet" Lucy said. "Exactly! And this is what we're going to do..." You began.
You each got everything ready. Lyra got on stage for the audience and you were backstage with a floating mic close to you. The curtains then lift up showing Lyra with her harp. You got ready when she did. Lyra lip synced as you sang backstage. You were on the other side of backstage so Natsu and Gray wouldn't spot you. "I never knew Lyra could sing like that...she sounds so peaceful..." You heard Natsu whisper from the other side of the stage. You blushed at his words and stopped singing when Erza finally appeared on stage.
You walk to the other side of backstage where the others were. Lucy gave you a knowing thumbs up. "Where have you been?" Gray asked. "Aw you missed me?" You asked. "Well I missed you too!" You said hugging Gray a bit. "Cute..." Gray said rolling his eyes. You let go of him. "So? How we doing?" You asked. "Erza's got stage fright..." Natsu said. You raise an eyebrow. "What?"
You watched as Erza shook and tremble in place. "I...IM A PRINCE! I came to...SAVE THE PRINCESS!" "I WIELD THE POWER BECAUSE I HAVE 10 SWORDS!" With that Erza unleashed her swords towards the audience nearly killing them. "Vine time!" You said in a sing song voice pulling your iphone 6 plus out from your bra and taking in every oppurtunity to film anything crazy. "What do we do?" Gray asked. "We improvise!" Lucy said.
Lucy then appeared tied up on stage. "Poor helpless white girl" You said as you continue to record. "Wow! You care so much!" Gray said sarcastically. "Mmhm! I'm such a loving old lady..." You said playing along. Gray just sighed which made you giggle. "Help me my prince! I'm held in the terrible clutches of that fienish brute Signheart!" Lucy cried. "That's my cue..." Gray whispered. He then walked on stage. "I am the Great Julius! If you want to save the princess then you will have to cross blades with me!" You narrowed your eyes. "The f*** he doing...?"
"C'mon Tsuna! We gotta get in the costume!" Natsu said. "Yeah I'm coming!" You said following him. You watched Natsu pick up the head of the dragon costume. "Wait...your gonna be in the front?" You asked. "Well yeah..." He said. 'Wait if Natsu's gonna be in the front...and I'm gonna be in the back...then I get a full view of his...' You flushed a deep red at the thought and grin. "Oh! Okay! No problem at all!" You said happily. Natsu raised an eyebrow. "You okay? You're all red" You cleared your throat. "Ahem! Oh! I'm just a little sick...that's what happens when your old..." "Whatever! Let's do this!" Natsu said tossing you the bottom half of the dragon costume.
"Come forth my dragon!" You heard Gray call. "That's our cue Tsuna!" Natsu whispered. The two of you were currently in the giant dragon costume with Natsu in front and you in the back. "Hee hee hee! Okay Natsu!" You giggled. You couldn't stop blushing and laughing because of the whole view you had of Natsu's butt which wiggled around in your face. Natsu took the lead of the dragon roaring while Happy and Fuse flew the two of you across stage.
"I am a powerful dragon I will destroy you all!" Natsu roared. "Oh my god! I can't resist!" You squealed. You pulled your arm away from your side and reached your hand up towards Natsu's rear. Your hand was soon inches away. You got closer and closer and soon you made a grab and squeeze it. You let out a aroused giggle feel his butt in your grasp. That was when you heard Natsu scream much to your confusion. 'What's his deal? I didn't grab too hard' You thought. You then felt the pressure of gravity as if being forced down. "Eh-?" You then widen your eyes and automatically let out of 'Disney Goofy' like 'laugh-scream' before hitting the ground of the stage with a loud BANG!
Anime swirls fill your eyes. "Is this what I get for being a perverted old woman? C'mon...I'm old! I need pleasure in MY LIFE!" You groan. "MY DRESS IS ON FIRE!" Lucy cried. "I'll save ya!" Before Gray could do something Erza jumped on his head and sliced off Lucy's dress completely making her naked arousing the males in the audience. You glared at Lucy. "HOE!" You shouted.
"I'M NAKED!" Lucy cried. "MARIA!" You heard. To your surprise you saw Shadow spring into action and carry the nude Lucy bridal style. "WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? I DIDN'T CALL YOU!" Lucy cried as she made an effort to cover herself. "Maria I promise to protect you..." Shadow said. "I'm not Maria!" Lucy cried. "I'M HURT!" Natsu shouted. He then fumed with fire leaving his mouth. "NATSU!" You shouted. "WOULD YOU CUT IT OUT?!" Gray yelled.
He then went to beat up Natsu while you crawled out of the costume. "OH! NO!" Lucy cried in horror seeing them fight. "Don't worry Maria! I will handle this!" Shadow said setting her down. Shadow then skated towards Natsu and Gray. "CHAOS SPEAR!" BOOM! Before you knew it the three were clashing it out.
"This is a bitch..." You said shaking your head. "But the show must go on!" You went backstage and picked up your cute little pink friend that held a tiny mic. "Alright Jigglypuff! It's up to you!" You said. Jigglypuff smiled. "Jiggly!" You set Jigglypuff down and she walked across stage past the destructive Natsu, Gray, Erza and the confused Lucy. The whole audience sighed in awe seeing Jigglypuff. "And now for our singing intermission...song...thing..." You said nervously in the mic. Jigglypuff then closed her eyes and got ready.
Jigglypuff: Jig-glypuff jiggly ly puff! Jiggly-
In the matter of seconds the audience was snoring due to Jigglypuff's voice. Lucy gawked at the sight in horror. "KITSUNA! YOUR FRIEND JUST MADE THE AUDIENCE FALL ALSEEP!" She cried. Jigglypuff glared at Lucy puffing her cheeks. "...PUFF!" She said angrily. Lucy sweatdropped nervously. "Uh hello..." Jigglypuff took off the mic part of the microphone revealing a marker. "Uh...what are you gonna do with that?" Lucy asked curiously. "PUFF!" Jigglypuff cried. She then charged for Lucy. "Hey what are you do-? AHHH!" Lucy cried as Jigglypuff tackled Lucy and automatically worked her magic much to Lucy's horror.
"Never judge Jigglypuff on her singing!" You said waving a finger. (Me: Jigglypuff: Pokemon Original Series) "Now what do we do? The audience is asleep!" Gray said. "No problem! I got this!" A voice said. You each turned seeing Shoutmon slide across the stage holding his microphone. (Me: Shoutmon: Digimon Fusion Series) "Who's that?" Natsu asked. "Shoutmon? What are you doing here?" You asked. "Duh! Saving the show! Watch this!" He said grinning. "ROCK N' ROLLER!" He yelled into his mic.
The auditorium automatically began shaking. The audience immediatedly woke up. "See?! I told ya they'd wake up!" Shoutmon said. "The area is shaking!" Erza cried. Slowly one by one bit by bit the whole auditorium began to tumble down. "WE HAVE TO RUN!" A member in the audience said. "Jiggly!" Jigglypuff said angrily. "GET THIS FOR INSTAGRAM!" You ordered. "GOT IT!" Fuse said. Before he could get a bit of footage the auditorium tumbled down on top of you all.
Anime swirls were in your eyes again. "Can't a old lady get a break?" You groan. You then heard the sound of cheering come from the audience. "WHAT THE HELL? THEY ALL LIKED THIS S***?" You asked shocked. "YEAH! IT'S ALL ABOUT ME!" Shoutmon said happily. Jigglypuff jumped into Lucy's arms and ^^ smiled. "Jigglypuff!" She cooed. Lucy went blue anime face and screamed at the sight of Jigglypuff in her arms and ran away.
One week later you each were in your tents where the man appeared in your dressing rooms. "Our show has become such a hit! Especially with the lousy actors we got..." He said. Natsu, Gray, Happy and Fuse layed on the tables exhausted while Erza practiced her opera singing. "Is it off now?" Lucy asked. "Nope!" You said. You were currently using a wet rag to wipe off Jigglypuff's ink off of Lucy's face. 'This is some serious permanent ink!' You thought.
"C'mon man can't you just give us our money already?" Natsu groaned. "We can't keep doing several performances a day..." Gray groaned. "That reminds me! We have new co-stars who will join us!" The man said. Shoutmon then walked in. "What's up?" He asked. Jigglypuff then walked in as the Ending Music played. "Jiggly!" She cooed. Lucy went blue anime face. "JIGGLYPUFF!" She screamed. To your amusement Lucy ran away from your and dashed out through a window and ran through the streets. You smirked. "Thats right! Run bitch run!" You laughed as you picked up Jigglypuff and cuddled her in your arms.
R&R guys! So...so far Shadow the Hedgehog and Kirby are Lucy's Celestial Spirits. Who else will make an appearance as her spirit? It is up to you all to post requests of your favorite TV or video game characters through reviews so they can make an appearance! So R&R! BYE!