MidnightStar: Again, everyone reviews quickly. Sorry if I take forever... my mom's been like this all week.

Mom: Go outside, it's beautiful out.

MidnightStar: Ugh, I'm too lazy...

Mom: Aren't you ashamed of yourself when you say that?

MidnightStar: Should I be?

Mom: -sigh- Go outside, now.

MidnightStar: And who do ya think didn't get to write her story?

Disclaimer: I don't own Ouran, or Hannah Montana

The Great Race!

Kaoru's POV

"Sensei!" said Stella raising her hand. "I don't feel good, can I leave?"

"Whatever. No, Asahina, you can't, he's your brother," mumbled the teacher. He was really into watching this new drama about cops. Anyway, today was the day of the 'great race' as Hikaru called it. Right after he said that, he would smile mischievously and laugh like a mad scientist.

"Is she really sick?" I whispered, and Robin shook her head.

"She's just bored. Hey, maybe you could get a head start," she whispered back. I shook my head and she sighed. Surprisingly, she was sitting next to Hikaru, and they were looking at something on his laptop. When either Stella or I tried to see what they were looking at, the closed the laptop. I was wondering what they were watching, so I tried to listen to Hikaru's thoughts. But he was singing this song in his head, that one by the lady named after a state, with a wig, and had a seriously annoying high pitched voice. Hannah Montana.Oh yeah. Noticing the bell was about to ring, I collected my things and waited.

BRING!

"And he's off," said Robin as I ran out door. I quickly got to the elevator, and noticed I wasn't the only one there.

"Yo Hitachiin," said Luke, reading a book. It was titled, Ways to Pass Your GEASKS5. I looked at it for a while, and he must've noticed. "Oh, it's stands for Guardian Eidolon Assessment of Skills, Knowledge, and Silence the fifth Test. I'm studying to upgrade my license. Oh yeah, Angie's working on Robin and Hikaru's plan. So I'm gonna help you with asking Stella cuz we all know you'll chicken out."

"It helps knowing you all trust that I'll do well," I muttered. "What plan?"

"You'll see, it's the greatest plan I've ever heard of that Stella didn't come up with. Oh look, it's our floor. Well, let's hope you do well," he said, walking out the door. I walked out, and saw that Stella was opening her locker.

Meanwhile.... with Hikaru and Robin~

Robin's POV

"This is the greatest plan I've ever heard of that Stella didn't come up with," I said, and Hikaru smiled evilly. I was wearing the Ouran girl's uniform, and I was wearing a light brown wig. "So, I'll I do is shout, creating a fan girl mob?"

"Yep."

"Let's do this thing!" I said, then cleared my throat. "Is this high pitched enough?" I asked, in a higher pitched voice, and he nodded, handing me his laptop. I walked out of the classroom we were in, happy to see there were a bunch of Nico fan girls, including one I don't recall meeting. She small, well petite, had short auburn hair, and brown eyes. I don't remember her coming to the Host Club, yet she seemed to almost be like leader of the fan girls. I ran over to them, holding the laptop open. "OMG! There was this new photo posted on the Host Club website!"

"OMG it's Nico-kun!" squealed the girl with auburn hair, and then the rest of them screamed and crowded over to look at the laptop. In a matter of seconds, we had a mob of Nico fan girls blocking the hall. I looked over to classroom 2-A, and Tamaki, Kyoya, and Nico came out with the rest of their class.

"NICO-KUN!" the mob shouted, and I ran with them towards him. After they were all crowded around him, I looked for an escape route. I was almost out, when I felt a hand on my shoulder. I turned around and saw Kyoya.

"Care to tell me why there's a group of Nico's fan girls blocking the hallway, Robin Smith?" he asked, smirking.

"Took you long enough," I replied, then removed his hand and continued to run back to the classroom where Hikaru was. "Mission complete."

"Awesome!" he said, giving me a high five. "Now how do we get out?"

Back to Kaoru and Stella~

Kaoru's POV

"Hey Stella-chan," I said, walking up to her.

"Hey, Kaoru-kun," she said, putting in her combination.

"Um, did anyone else ask you to be their date to the dance?" I asked, and she shrugged, opening her locker. When she opened it, a pile of little notes came falling out, a sea of pink, red, white, and various other colors. "Oh..."

"So what brings you here?" she asked, putting all the pieces of paper inside a plastic bag.

"Well, I, uh, wanted to ask you something," I began, and Luke face palmed.

"M'kay."

"Uh, do you want to go to the dance with me?" I managed to get out, she turned to look at me. She looked confused, her golden eyes looking at mine. I blushed again, and Luke shook his head annoyed.

"Reassure her dummy!" he whispered in my ear.

"I-I'm serious," I said, "I want you to come with me to the dance..." I was about to say 'as my date', but Luke motioned me to cut it off right there. She didn't look as confused, more like waiting for something.

"Okay," she said, closing her locker. I looked at her in amazement, did she just agree? Just like that? No questions? "Should I meet you there, or...?"

"I was planning on picking you up," I said, still slightly amazed that she would agree so easily. "So you're gonna come with me, just like that?" I asked, and Luke punched my arm, trying to tell me to shut up. She nodded, getting her bag and walking with me towards the club.

"Well yeah. You seem honest enough, and you're the only person who's asked me in person. So unless you didn't mean it-"

"No, I did mean it," I said, and she looked at me.

"Well there you go," she said, punching my arm playfully. "Ya see? There's really no reason to say no. Anyway, I know you pretty well, you're a good friend."

Later~ After Club Hours~

"Okay, so then, the girl just runs up the stairs," explains Stella, talking about a ghost story she heard. "And the kid is gone. She has no idea where he went, and she has to find him, cuz the killer's inside the house. So she runs back downstairs, and when she opens the door, it turns out the kid was killed, and was pinned to the door with knives-"

"Sorry to interrupt, but can I ask you something?" asked Nico. Stella nodded, and he glanced at me. "I was wondering if you wanted to go to the dance with me." I glanced at Stella, wondering what she would say.

"Can't, I'm going with Kaoru-kun," she replied, and Nico sweat dropped.

"When did he ask?" asked Nico, and Stella looked over at the clock.

"I have no idea. Before club hours started," she said, and got up. "Oh, I have to go ask Violet something."

"So you sent the mob," he said, sending the question to me. "The mob of fan girls, you sent them, didn't you?"

"What fan girls?" I asked.

"Cheater. You asked for a fair race, and I didn't do anything," snapped Nico, and I looked at him confused. What fan girls? The only thing I did that could be counted as 'cheating' would be following the advice of two seven year old ghosts. It can't even really be counted as cheating because it's just another way to her locker.

"The only thing he cheated on was this morning's math test," said Robin, sitting next to Hikaru. "It was a completely fair race. That is, until Hikaru decided to help the underdog."

"You sent the fan girls?" he asked, directing the question at Hikaru, and he nodded smiling.

"Your fan girls sure did help a lot."

"Don't worry Nico, all hope is not lost. You can still ask Kelly," said Robin laughing, and Nico sweat dropped. "By the way, are we still going through with that plan, concerning Violet and that hot dude who is supposed to be her fiance soon?"

"Yeah," mumbled Nico, "why?"

"I want to invite the twins."

"What?" we all asked, and she looked at us.

"A crazier house would be a lot better. And I have a feeling they could come in handy," she said, and he nodded.

"Yeah, I guess. Do you really think Kelly would be willing to go with me?" he asked, and Robin sighed annoyed. Then she nodded, and he left.

"What an idiot," she muttered, and we looked at her. "He still doesn't know that Kelly has had a crush on him since she met him."

At the Miracolo Mansion~

Robin's POV

"So what do we do?" asked the twins, and I shrugged.

"Nothing really, just cause a fight between Kyoya and Violet's super hot fiance to be," I replied, and the sweat dropped. "Hey, I'm not kidding. I would pick this guy over Kyoya if I had the chance."

"Here's a picture!" said Lilly extremely energetic. "He's just smokin hot!" She showed them her orange laptop.

"Is that the picture on your desk top?" asked Kaoru.

"Maybe."

"Violet is so lucky; if I knew that I could have picked him, I would have said that I wanted to have the arranged marriage," said Rose, and the twins looked at her. "I can't believe her, she likes Kyoya when there's such a yummy guy asking for her hand in marriage."

"That sounds really shallow, Rose," said Stella also coming over. "I think it's more important to know his personality instead of his looks." Lilly showed her his picture on her laptop, and Stella sighed. "I'll admit, he is good looking, but I would rather know if he's a good person or not."

"Enough of that crap Stella-Bella," said Lilly. "Can you look at me in the eyes and say that you would prefer Kyoya over that really, really, really, really, really hot dude?"

"Nope, but that's because I don't think I'd prefer either one of them," said Stella, and Rose brought her pink laptop over.

"You have to stare at his picture for a while, then the whole dang world makes sense," she said, shoving her laptop towards Stella. "Is the whole world starting to make sense? Do you understand the meaning of life?"

"Not really, and if you keep shoving that laptop towards my eyes, I'm gonna need glasses like Violet," mumbled Stella, and the other two girls sighed. "So I did some investigating, well, really Violet did, I just asked the questions, and it turns out that Kyoya and Kenichi are like bitter enemies. Which makes it even easier to cause a fight between them."

"So basically we just say how Kyoya is better, and then they'll fight," said Kaoru.

"Exactly," me and Stella said simultaneously.

"Hey guys, I just dragged- um, I mean, invited Kyoya-senpai and Tamaki-senpai," said Nico. And sure enough, you can hear his one victim argueing with Tamaki. Yep, you guessed it, his one victim is Kyoya. "You know what my parents do Kyoya, maybe, if your nice and kind and considerate, they'll tell you the company's secrets. I would but, I don't know any."

During Dinner~

"Kind of rude don't you think? I'm a guest, yet you forgot about the vacation you gave the maids," muttered Stella, as Rose apologized for the sixth time. "Too late now, I just finished making dinner. By the way, you think Nico can keep his promise when your parents are in China?"

"Not really, if the Shadow King decides to kill us, then we're all screwed," said Lilly. "Check mate."

"Damn," I muttered, and everyone (twins, Stella, Lilly, and Rose) looked at me. "What?"

"Please tell me you'll refrain from using your vocabulary filled with profanities," muttered Stella, and I could tell she was tired. She tended to use bigger words when she was tired.

"Okay, I'll try. Can I use wizard swears?" I asked, and the girls laughed. This is a Potter Puppet Pals reference.

"Sure, if the twins don't know what we're talking about, I doubt Mr. Sexy will," said Rose. "Speaking of which," she said as the doorbell rang, "he's here!" Rose and Lilly ran out to open the door, and then the sound of someone falling down the stairs overpowered all other sounds. "Nico be more careful, people die that way!"

"Got it," came the muffled sound of Nico.

"So the idiot fell down the stairs," I murmured, picking up all the chess pieces. "Well, more like he was thrown. If he seriously fell, that would be a new level of stupidity." We all just waited in the kitchen, preferring to hear what happened instead of watching. We already knew what to do; when it seemed like Kyoya and Kenichi were about to fight at that second, we were all supposed to run out of the kitchen screaming, 'JAKE THE SNAKE IS LOOSE!' in various languages, and hopefully Lilly's pet tiger would chase us.

Kelly's POV

"Yep, Kyoya is vice pres.," I said, and I saw Kenichi, Violet, and Kyoya's eyes twitch.

"Only vice president?" asked Kenichi chuckling, "I'm the president of four clubs." I kicked Nico under the table to get on with the next thing.

"Kyoya's top of his class," said Nico, and I swear, Violet seemed just about ready to kill everyone except Kyoya, Tamaki, Kenichi, and me. And whoever was inside the kitchen.

"Kyoya's the smartest person in school, and he's only a second year!" said Tamaki, who had no idea what was going on. I looked over at Rose and Lilly, who had hearts in their eyes. They were so not helping.

"If he was in my class, there would be no way he could be even slightly smarter than me," boasted Kenichi, and you could hear a pin drop in the silence.

"Is that what you think?" asked Kyoya cooly, still keeping his fake smile on. I could tell it irked Kenichi, because an irritation mark appeared. I didn't even know those existed.

"Violet liked, no loved, Kyoya before you," I mumbled impulsively, and everyone looked at me. Nico looked proud, Rose and Lilly looked like they just woke up and had no idea what was going on, Tamaki looked at me like he knew it was coming, Violet looked embarrassed, Kyoya didn't look as angry, more like sad, and Kenichi looked extremely irritated. I blushed, I was hoping that thought would stay in my head.

"Kelly's right!" shouted Nico, forcing everyone to ignore me. "Violet loves Kyoya!" Kenichi and Kyoya stood up, both having extreme irritation marks on their heads, but still having their fake smiles on.

"So you think you're better than me?" asked Kenichi, and Kyoya smirked.

"I don't think, I know I'm better than you."

"OMG, JAKE THE SNAKE IS LOOSE!" shouted the twins, Stella, and Robin. They all ran out of the kitchen, and Esmeralda, Lilly's pet tiger, began to chase them.

"Why didn't you tell us there was a tiger too?" shouted Hikaru. Then there was a scream, and a thump.

"Calm down, he's vegetarian... I think," said Robin.

"The wedding's off!" said Kenichi. I thought it would take a lot more than this to get him out of here. This is nothing in comparison to what was about to happen.

"NO! Marry me instead!" shouted Rose and Lilly following him out.

"Kelly? Can I, talk to you for a second?" asked Violet, getting up from her seat. "Actually, I want to talk to all of you." I couldn't see her face, so I was terrified. We all (In exception to Kyoya and Tamaki) huddled in a group, waiting for the huge lecture that was to come. "So, who's responsible for this prank? Or 'plan' as you all like to call it." We all stepped back, leaving Nico to suffer.

"Um, I'm really sorry..." began Nico, and Violet surprised us. She hugged him.

"Nico, you're the best brother ever," she said, and it was the first time any of us had seen her cry. "Thank you so much. I thought dad was kidding when he said they accepted. Thank you so much."

"Of course I'm your best brother," bragged Nico, and Robin slapped him upside the head.

"You're her only brother, idiot," she muttered.

The next day~

I don't remember exactly what happened last night, only that Kyoya and Violet stepped outside to talk, and we didn't bother them. Mainly cuz they are the Shadow Lords, governing us with their powers of terror.

Okay, so maybe that is a bit exagerated... but still. Well the next morning went a little like this.

"Yay! Our little toy/sister/dress-up-doll/accomplice is so cute!" said Hikaru and Kaoru, hugging Stella in what can only be described as the death hug. "She's so much more adorable than Robin~!"

"Aren't you gonna kill them or anything?" asked Lilly, as Robin continued to read the reviews for her story in the newspaper.

"Hey, if I was as 'cute' and 'adorable' as Stella, don't you think that would be me instead of her?" she asked, and we looked at Stella, who was being crushed. "The twins smell like cherry blossoms, and she smells like what ever cologne they use. You know, she takes a bout a million showers now, she says she doesn't want to smell like a dude. Frankly, I don't want to either. I think it's just plain better that they're afraid of me."

"Oh," was all Lilly said. "Should we help her?"

"Yeah, I think her face is about to go blue from lack of oxygen," muttered Robin. "Why doesn't anyone think Sky is gonna die? She is so next, well, according to me, which means it will happen."

"Oh... my..." gasped out Nico, looking like he just ran a thousand miles. "My eyes, they burn!"

"What happened?" I asked, walking over to him. He sat down on a chair, looking pale.

"I saw, Violet and Kyoya making out! Oh jeez," he said, looking disgusted. "Couldn't they do it where no one could see? I think I'm going blind." Then his head shot up, looking around. "They were in the courtyard, making out like there was no tomorrow. I think I'm gonna be sick."

"Shouldn't you be more supportive of your youngest sister?" gasped out Stella, still trying to escape the death grip.

"You two should let go before she dies," said Robin, whacking both Hikaru and Kaoru with the newspaper. Amazingly, at the same exact time. "Stella has a point you know, it was your idea. You should support Violet more, who knows when another dude will like her?"

"That sounds harsh," I said, and then Violet walked into the room with Kyoya's arm draped around her shoulder. (A/N: How un Kyoya-ish...)

"OMG, he's stealing the twins' move!" said Rose. "Put your arm around her waist Kyoya-senpai, the twins are always putting their arms around Stella's shoulders!"

And so, Violet and Kyoya are together, Lilly lied, Nico didn't give up on Stella, Rose and Lilly have a crush on Mr. Sexy, I mean Kenichi, and I'm all alone. I just wish Nico knew about my feelings.

MidnightStar: I ended it on a bad note! T.T Why are you such an idiot Nico!?

Nico: I'm not an idiot, you're the one who takes forever to write on chapter!

MidnightStar: You're the one who makes really stupid plots!

Nico's Plot for a Chapter~

After Nico admits his love, Stella falls for him and Kaoru dies, the end.

MidnightStar: I could never write Kaoru's death, he's my fav character! Just go away Nico! -Authoress is on the verge of tears from Nico's stupidity and lack of sensitivity-

Well, moving on. This story is nearing the end... as you can see, the quality of my work has decreased just a bit. It's because I know what happens next, and we're getting to that. Character revelations, accidents, confessions, and the one secret everyone (Me, Azura, Kelly [real one], and hopefully you guys) has been wondering about. BTW, it has to do with Justin and Robin... just throwing it out there.

I wanted to write down what happened in the dance, you know, with Kaoru and Stella, but I figured that would be rushing it, I want it to be special. Yeah, so that's what happened with the whole Violet and Kyoya thing. I was planning on having him stop the actual wedding, but then I figured that would be difficult to write because I never pay attention at weddings. (Not that I've ever been to one after I was five...)

So thanks for reading, and this story is almost over... I only really did intend on writing a KaoruxOC, not really HikaruxOC. For those of you who came because you saw in the summary, KaoruxOC and HikaruxOC, I'm so terribly sorry! If you want a sequel completely about how a relationship develops (or not) between Hikaru and Robin (or maybe Lilly... sorry, yet another idea caused by writer's block... unless you want it...) I'll write it. It would just cause this story to be unbelievably long...

So thanks again, and sorry for taking up your precious time with my ranting!

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