Why are these there.

Why are such stories like me and Mira HERE?!

Seriously, you guys… Mira and I are nothing but friends, and rivals (beck when we were little). What makes any of you guys think that Mira would like, I dare say, LOVE me, as a LOVER?!

*She is trying to contain her rage as she continues on*

I have had a bad day. First it was those stupid blockheads messing around, resulting in a ruined suit of armor, and then it got worse by Happy destroying my strawberry cake (may it rest in peace T_T). And now I see this? THIS?! ME AND MIRA, TOGETHER!?

THIS IS NOT ACCEPTABLE.

NOT. ACCEPTABLE.

*She transforms into her Flame Empress armor and burns the Cologram to a crisp*

...

Hm… This is quite strange, wouldn't you say? Erza and me~? We are friendly because we are childhood friends, or even rivals you may say, and we share common hobbies~. Every time that I get a new object for my collection, I always turn to her for advice, because she is the sadist between us~

I can't possibly see why this pairing grew out of control so much~. Is it because we both have long hair? It can't possibly be because our rooms are next door, correct~? Then again….we did use to share bras until she stop growing~. My, this is really starting to make me rethink our friendship.

Mirajane~ S~

*Later that night, Mirajane invited Erza out for mud wrestling*

*The next week, they both went shopping and stayed the night at Erza's to try out the products*

*Erza still has the bruises, but she still enjoyed it*

*This is now a weekly thing*

*And Mira is still wondering how this friendship turned into yuri*