OK, so I caved and wrote you all another chapter before i have to leave.

Damn you all.

You and your sneaky little tricks.

-was wanting to write another chapter anyway, and also wanting to post it-

-and was in a writing mood, writing the second chapter for my newest story, so had no trouble writing this chapter-

Ah. Sia Uchiha's Worst Nightmare. The chapter you've all been begging me to put up sooner.

DAMN YOU ALL!

(but not really, bcuz i -heart- every one of you who reads this)

REVIEWERS!

Kawairashii hikari: Aw, I'm glad you like this story! And Sia! Makes me feel special...HA HA! Someone you would never guess.

Fiery-Water-Raven: I changed my mind...be glad...Yes i'm evil DEAL WITH IT!

garretluvr: AW THANK YOU!

Senbonzakura Kageyoshi 112: ...YOU'LL HAVE TO READ TO FIND OUT!

Animecherryblossem33: Mwahahaha. Only keeping you people on your toes... -pets your computer- -is talking to your computer, telling it u still love it- Lol. I do that all the time.. -sweatdrops- It's never a good thing when Sia's depressed. Mwahaha. -just broke out into total random laughter that had nothing to do with your review but someone else's- ...I am so EVIL-BEVIL!

00Midnight Siren00: WELL DUH YOUR CONFUSED! That was my goal...ish. Awwwww I feel loved. -hearts float around-

Me and Gaara 4evr: Sure, I will, when I have time. I ish a little busy right now. Lolz.

Hoshi-Naito: Yes. Well, I'm sorry, I can't teach you grunt because...I have to be a liscensed teacher-person to teach you grunt. -is totally making this up as goes, since has no idea how to actually TEACH grunt, only knows how to understand it and (SOMETIMES) speak it- Lol that last visual was funny in my mind. Well, for Neji, I doubt he would even TRY to warn Lee...mwahaha. I KNOW SERIOUSLY! Why no grunt-to-japanese-to-english dictionary? MAKES ME SAD! Sob. Shall go into emo corner...shalt thou join me because Kishimoto is so mean to us sometimes?

Pandastacia: OMG SO SORRY! ...I'm, currently, in on-and-off writer's block, so it was only courterous (on my behalf...DAMN U SP!), to warn you that it MIGHT take to weeks (not wanting u all to be on the edge of your seats for the next chapter, then having it come a year-and-a-half later) --sweatdrops-. Anyways...SASUKE DEFINATELY...wait no Itachi...no Sasuke...no Itachi...waitwaitwaitwait...DAMMIT I CAN'T DECIDE!

The Only Sane One; Awww! Thank you! Ur one of two who mentioned it! I thought, when deciding what to change it to, 'if the shoe fits-!' Which it does, since I'm always confused. -sweatdrops- Anyways...Lol yes. Must put that on To-Do list... "Must not die" Of COURSE it's not fun! ...Not that I would know, or anything... -sweatdrops-

Lost-and-not-found; LOLS! 'Itachi-style'! Your review cracked me up... -crickets chirp- Sorry, I am spacing again. No Dei this chap sorry but next chap...or the chap after that, I promise. I WUVS DEI 2! Lols.

FANGismine; Ugh. School. I know, it's like four/five weeks for me...gosh, I HATE school. Here ish update.

Kyra-Mitsu: KARIN? UGH NO I WOULDN'T EVEN PUT HER ANYWHERE NEAR THE UCHIHA PROPERTY! No it's not her. Gosh I hate Karin so much. Yeah, she is pretty ugly...and scary... -runs and hides-

Miorochi: Read 2 Find Out!

OK, I'm sorry everyone. I must apologize for freaking you all out, thinking it would be two weeks before the next update. Well...all I can say is that i have a new story up (READ READ READ! SasuxSaku and Sia and Gaara will appear...eventually-ish) and i'm trying really hard to get chapters three-five up so it has a hard'n'solid status in ffnet. ...Did that make sense? No? Sorry.

Disclaimer; I OWN NOTHING, DARNIT! SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP! Jeez.

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Jerks, Fangirls, and Mean Teachers: The Joys of High School

Chapter-Twenty-Five: Miss Preppy Annoying Little Itachi Fangirl and Sia's Worst Nightmare

"I'm visiting. Duh."

'…How many times have we told you, YOU ARE NOT WELCOME AT THIS PLACE/HOUSE/BUILDING!"

"Still as loud as ever, I see,' smirked one of my worst enemies ever, Shira Hemph.

…Yes I know, weird last name but she's still EVIL!!

And is a fangirl of Itachi.

…I rest my case. She IS my worst enemy.

Even though I haven't seen her in, like…since middle school.

Yeah.

"Well duh, I don't change. Now what do you want?"

'I'm here to visit Ita-kun," She said with hearts in her eyes.

…Excuse me while I gag.

Choke.

Cough.

Makes gagging sounds.

OK, I'm recovered now.

"…Well, you're not-"

"Sia, who is that at the door?' Itachi came down into the room.

Shira bounced on her toes, hands clasped and the hearts in her eyes growing larger. "ITA-KUN!" She squealed.

'…Oh. It's just you," He muttered, then turns to me. "Sia, why is this piece of trash on our property?"

She deflated like a balloon, leaning against the wall, swooning. I took this as an opportunity to slam the door in her face.

"I have no idea 'Tachi."

"…You know what this means, don't you?"

Knock knock knock.

Knock.

Knock.

"Yes."

As long as she's in town, she won't stop bothering us.

"IIIIIITAAAAAAA-KUUUUUUNNNNNNNNNN!"

"SHUT UP AND GO AWAY YOU ANNOYING LITTLE GIRL! GO! FALL INTO THE DEEPEST PITS OF HELL! MAY KAMI CURSE YOU, AND THE GOD OF HELL WELCOME YOU WITH OPEN ARMS! YOU! ARE! TRASH! AND! A! SLUT! AND! A! WHORE! NOW! GET! OFF! MY! PROPERTY!" I screeched through the door.

…That hurt my vocal cords.

Let me take a minute to recover from that yelling.

Beep. Beep. Beep. Beep.

OK all good now.

Brrrrring.

Brrrrrring.

Brrrrrring.

I picked up my phone.

"Hnn."

"PANDA! I MISS YOU!"

"Miss you too,' He mumbled.

"Why are you calling me? Not that I don't appreciate it, or anything…"

"I'm outside your house, and some…thing is holding on to me, begging forgiveness and for me to help…it."

"…GODDAMNIT SHIRA!" I screamed, handing the phone to Itachi. I slammed open the front door.

There was Shira, all over Gaara.

MY Gaara.

My panda.

"GET OFF HIM YOU SLUT!' I screamed.

"You shouldn't be using that language, Sia-" Itachi said.

"I DON'T CARE! SHE'S TOUCHING GAARA!"

I was over there in a second, pulling Shira off of Gaara and sending her flying over the gates of the Uchiha mansion.

I stomped up to the guards.

"WHO. LET. HER. IN??" I demanded.

They all shook, and pointed to one of the newest hires.

"YOU'RE FIRED!"

"But-she said she was a friend of-"

"WAS SHE ON THE LIST?"

'N-no-"

"THEN WHY DID YOU LET HER IN, YOU FOOL? OUT! OUT! OUT!"

"Calm down," Gaara mumbled, grabbing me and dragging me back inside.

Itachi looked highly amused.

"Sia."

"WHAT?"

"Thank you."

"…Er, what?"

"Thank you for getting rid of Shira."

"…AW I KNEW YOU LOVED ME!" I chirped, jumping onto him and hugging him.

"Hnn."

"What the fuck is going on down here?" Sasuke asked, appearing out of nowhere.

Darn you, Sasuke!

"Language, foolish little brother," Itachi said, setting me down.

He raised an eyebrow. "Why were you two…" His left eye spazzed. 'HUGGING?"

"…What, you don't hug anyone, Sauske?" I said.

He glared.

"Oh, of course not. You're too anti-social to hug anyone but Sakura…but you won't admit it to yourself."

"SHUT UP!" He blushed.

"Hey, Itachi, he's blushing again."

"Sasuke likes Sakura?" Gaara asked.

"What is GAARA doing here?"

"He came to visit me…I think."

"…" Everyone stared at me.

"WHAT??"

"You're weird."

"Yes, I know, thank you."

"…You still haven't answered my question."

Sigh. "YES, panda, Sasu likes Saku."

"DON'T CALL ME SASU!"

"I CAN CALL YOU WHATEVER I LIKE!'

'NO YOU CAN'T!"

"YES I CAN!"

"OH YEAH?"

'OH YEAH!"

"WHO GAVE YOU PERMISSION?"

'I DID!"

Gaara grabbed me and began to pull me away, while Itachi was dealing with Sasuke.

"PANDA!"

"Hnn."

"You can put me down now. We're by my room."

He did so.

Only after escorting me into my room.

Sigh.

I smiled up at Gaara, kissing him on the cheek. He smirked. "How are you, Panda?'

"Fine."

"Good.'

"I'd be better if you stopped calling me Panda."

"You like it."

"…No I don't."

'Yes you do."

"Hnn."

I smirked. VICTORY! Score one for Sia Uchiha,

…Twenty for Gaara no Sabaku.

Damn.

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Lol i -heart- Sia.

-hides in corner-

O.O

Sorry, everyone. I'm in a dark place...is scarying me.

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

Inner Maybelle: Boo.

JEEZ KAMI FUDGIN...oh it's just you. Everyone, say hi 2 inner me!

Inner Maybelle: Yo. -peace sign-

STOP ACTING LIKE KAKASHI, YOU FOOL?

Inner Maybelle; I'M NOT A FOOL! UR THE FOOL, FOOL!

-cries-

Inner Maybelle; ...kami...Please review everyone, not a flame, while I try to...er...revive my outer.

-sob-

Ja ne,

Lady Maybelle of Confusion