Hey guys! So I'm going to update this fanfiction at least once a week, okay?
I know all of the dance to Happy Synthesizer and now I'm trying to learn the love and joy dance by using Hatsune Miku. I've almost got it! Now if only my cat didn't feel the need to get as close to my feet as possible...
I thought I was basically a virgin to yaoi...until I heard the PrusAus drama CD.
I'm surprised no one commented on the Prussia dirty joke I made. I'm immature.
The reviewers are: LoveCanada.o3o, Lovi's Tomato Lover, Hetalian Miss, DeadlyNightmareTrio13, Idon'tknowhowtodealwiththis, NaruSasuXSasoDei,
Well. *Picks up Mochimerica* Review or the mochi gets it.
Q: Prussia: That right there is why you are the Pernod the group. But I still love you! Oh and have you ever considered bottoming to Canada? He's a hot seme.
Austria (Prussia): He is not ever the seme! *Pouts*
Q: Canada: Sure... I still love you though!
America (Canada): *Blushes* Thanks...?
Q: Russia: So curiosity is getting the best of me here. First I have this friend who plays Russia and I play Prussia. She KIDNAPPED me and put me in 'your' basement. Why do you think that is?
China (Russia): To become one with her, aru.
Have you ever heard of the Berlin Wall? My best guess is that.
Austria (Prussia):
*Shudders* Don't ever talk about that again!
Sorry!
Q: Britain: Yup! I love your cooking! All the other nations are just jealous cause they can't cook as good as you.
France (Britain): O-Oui? I mean, oui! Of course they are!
Q: Author-san: Thank you for writing this *hugs and gives you cookies and manga*
WOOHOO! *Runs away to a corner of the room*
Germany (Italy): Nein! *Drags out of corner* Chapter first!
*Pouts*
Q:France: I googled you and Arthur and found something interesting. Apparently you and Athur are bringing sexy back wearing agent suits. How does that work? I understand Arthur bringing sexy back but... You catch my jist.
Britain (France): I am the sexy that was brought back!
Q: Canada: Nope, we can't get along. Also, I've been talking with the 2p! Britain, and we agreed that maybe I sorta belong there... but i can't leave my love! *glares at Iceland.*
America (Canada): NO! DON'T TALK TO HIM EVER AGAIN! *Pulls out a gun, hockey stick hybrid*
Q: Italy: I know, if it's a girl, her name would be Berlin Nicole. ( No, really, that's going to be her name, orginally it was going to be Edward no matter what, but I changed to Berlin.)
Germany (Italy): I like the Berlin name almost as much as Sicily.
Q: South Korea: It's ok Japan, I'll yell at South Korea right now.
Japan (South Korea): Hai. I will watch from the side.
Q: North Korea and Japan: WHICH ONE OF YOU CREATED GANGNAM STYLE?! IT'S SO ADDICTING!
South Korea (Japan): Everything was invented in me, Da-Ze!
Q: Spain: I'll send you some of 2p! Britains tomatoes!
Romano (Spain): Do you want to kill me, bastardo?!
Q: Romano: Battle Shi- *gets hand slapped onto mouth by 2p! Missouri*
Spain (Romano): *Glares*
Q: France: France, I just found out I have a special language, that's called like Missouri-French... WHY?! Also, why didn't you send me a birthday present yesterday? It was my birthday. (state wise)
Britain (France): Because you should already know of your heritage.
Q: Kit: Do you have a dA? I was wondering incase you had artwork or something. Also, thank you, it's not mine, my avatar.
Yup! It's corraterria! I do have a lot of drawings. Most of them are from manga and they're all in manga form. I drew a Canada that I used America for the model.
Q: Kit:(Yuki)Of course we missed you! Your the best!
*Blushes* Thanks!
Q: Kit:(DR)Sure! Oh and this one is great too! (Gives poster with a pic of prussia in the shower with wet hair that says, "With Old Spice, your man could smell like ME.") I am happy I bought that poster. And its not like i go online and print out random posters...or buy any. Nope not me. (pushes laptop behind back)
I would get on a horse with him any day!
Q: BTT:(DR) Sooo, France isn't a rapist? Prussia isn't a perv? And Spain isn't a pedo? Hard to believe.
BTT: We are lovers!
Q: America:(Yumi) You know if England haven't found you, you would be speaking spanish right now?
Canada (America): ...I like Taco Bell!
Q: Canada:(Ryuu) What are your thoughts on people thinking your the love child of France and England? And am i grounded?
America (Canada): I am not the love child and we'll see about you getting grounded.
*Cough* love child *cough*
Q: France:(DR)Sooo, This doesn't amuse you? (Holds up poster that says, "OMFG ITS FRANCE! RUN FOR YOUR VIRGINITY!")
Britain (France): So...so...uncouth!
Q: Iggy-chan:(DR) Don't you just love that nickname? And you do realize how redonkulous(Yup I spell it like that) this sounds? (Holds up poster that says, "England, he can see Flying Mint Bunny and fairies but he STILL can't see Canada")
France (Britain): Who?
Q: Swissy!:(Yuki) Don't you just love that nickname? Anyways, don't you agree that Bella Swan should stop comparing herself to you? (Sorry but me, my sisters, and DR all hate Twilight)
Liechtenstein (Switzerland): She's doing what now? *Pulls out rocket launcher*
I don't know which is scarier: Liechtenstein's body with a rocket launcher or where he just pulled it out from.
Q: Everyone:(Yumi) What are your thoughts on HetaOni? It made all of us cry.
WHAT IS SO FREAKING SAD ABOUT IT?!
Everyone else: You have no heart.
Q: All: Woo-hoo, my random confused everyone! But be warned, I am extremely high on Sprite right now! *Yes, I get soda drunk. Quite often.*
Sprite! *Brofist*
Q: Germany: *stares at, then pokes his forehead and runs off laughing* YOU'VE BEEN POKERFACED!
Italy (Germany): *Starts crying*
Q: Italy: I like you cause you're cute and silly! *gives pasta*
Germany (Italy): But pasta is all fatty!
Q: Romano: I give you all the tomatoes I can possibly possess *points to huge mountain of tomatoes* IF you kiss Spain and compliment him. *Heh heh, Spamano FTW!*
Spain (Romano): *Pecks his cheek* You aren't a complete bastardo!
Q: America: Michigan apologizes for making you feel bad, but she still says to lay off the burgers cause she wants both her parents around, not for you to give yourself a heart attack or something.
Canada (America): Maple! Fine!
Q: Turkey/Prussia: I saw a vid of you two acting all couple-y! Are you in looooooooooove?
Austria (Prussia): NO!
Q: All: *holds up plate of scones* Everyone must eat one. Michigan made 'em.
Everyone: *hesitates until they hear they weren't made by Britain*
France (Britain): *FOREVER A SCONE*
Q: Russia: Yes, it IS so bad. If you attack anyone, I will give Belarus an indestructable tracker to find you!
China (Russia): kolkolkol, aru.
Q: Kitouran: whats a chatzy ? :D ... P.S : i am happy that you will finally updat normal yaaaay !
It's a chat room! And danke!
Q: Prussia/Germany : ... .so ... i have two cookies...just two cookies...just two...w...-gives each one of them one-...yaaaay ! X'D
Italy (Germany): Yay!
Q: Netherlands : .. Pfffftttt -imagining ned with a cat-smile-...BUAWHAHAHHAHAAHHAHAHAHA ! OMG ! HAHAHHA i can' breath lol XDDD HAHAHHA ! ...LOL X'D ..omg .faints-...
Belgium (Netherlands): *Same grin*
Q: Spain/Roma : ... so ... i got caughed by my teacher ... reading a fanfic about you...how can someone get more embarssed than this ? HA !? it's all your fault ... WHY! WHY ! ...
Was it yaoi?
Q: America: dude...stop trying to get attention .. its sickness me .w. ... just bc england had the Olympics doesn't mean you have to land on mars w''...next time land in hell and i will be proud of you...
Canada (America): S-Sorry! *Whimpers*
Q: Britain: ...sooooo i went into a 2 week vaction to your capital...and it's just -thumps up-...so amazing good job iggy ...
France (Britain): Merci~
Q: Kit:Chu listen to Novacane? Chu like it?!
No. I feel really bad about not liking it so...
ONE BIG GIANT INCESTUAL THINGIE.
Q: Scoland:-stareing at boobs- o.o
Ireland (Scotland): You can stare when you pay me in alcohol.
Q: Japan:Why you always grope me my boobs hurt sweatdrop- I feel like killing you...but insteed torture -ties up and puts on tentacle porn while siting in his lap- Perfecto
South Korea (Japan): *Tied up* Does this count as groping me?
Q: Kit:-crying- N-no incest..THATS WHAT I LIVE FOR -goes in corrner crying-
I just did!
Q: Germania: NOW I SHA'LL PULL ALL OF YOUR TINY CURLS! -pulls then all and runs away-
Rome (Germania): *Enough self control to not do anything*
Q: Everyone:-geting drunk off booze- You made a bad decsion Kit -poor 2 bottles of booze in everyone's mouth- Gutan
Everyone: *Barely drunk*
Q: Germany:-contuiely pulls curl-
Italy (Germany): *Follows his grandfather's example*
Q: Kit:NEW SONG! Strawberry Swing also sad because i suck at pick music
Okay~
Q: All Italians/Romains: Do you thhink your smooth, if so show how please
Germany (Italy)/ Spain (Romano)/ Germania (Rome): The curl.
Q: America:Papa? Me and Utah got in a fight because i said It does nothing to help you...
Canada (America): Maple! You guys need to grow a pair and solve things yourselves!
Um, America?
Canada (America): What?!
They tried that once and a war broke out.
Canada (America): *Sigh*
Q: Britain:Want me to call ya Iggy? and als can i has a cupcake?
France (Britain): No and I don't make cupcakes.
Q: New Zealand:Is your voice soft when you have smexy?
Australia (New Zealand): What? No!
Q: Kit:ChinaxHongKong -snikers and runs away-
YOU DARE INSULT THE RUSCHU?! HAVE AT THEE!
Q: Canada:-pulls ahoge waiting for him to pass out or get calm-
America (Canada): *Points the hockeyzooka at you*
Q: France:-tackles and sits on top of him rubing his eyebrows- w
Because that's a smart thing to do to the world's biggest pervert.
Q: Turkey:-pokes cheek- You look handsomer in Greece's body -snikers-
Greece (Turkey): *Asleep*
Q: Kirklands:o 3 o do you hate eachother?
Kirklands: Yes. we. do.
Q: Kit:p - p -still crying over incest- I-I cant belive it...
I'm sorry! C(TT_J_TT)D
Q: Ukraine:-pokes nose- Bella?
Belarus (Ukraine): Nyet.
So it's the end of the chapter! You guys have been suggesting songs for me so I'm going to start suggesting my favorites (The ones that are on my iPod) Today: Europa by Globus.
So review?
HASTA LA PASTA!