A.N.: Well, dudes, thanks for the great feedback! It motivated/inspired me to add on pretty fast. I did want to do another scene with the Stepford Cuckoos cause I love them and they're irresistable to write and are kind of bloody fantastic. So here's a new take and spin on them, is it so bad that I like to make them Scott's kids and also like to put them together in compromising positions? If you read the comics there is so much innuendo between the Cuckoos and Cyclops! Also, I don't know much about X-23, but I assume she can't really read? If I'm totally wrong and judging her as some primitive, please fill me in! I feel soooo bad about Jean, I did this to her and I don't know what to do about it! Stupid former Jott fan in a dilemma.
Oh and warning: I obviously don't own X-MEn/Marvel/yadayada. If I did, then I think you would see them on T.V. doing very strange things, and there would be a lot of naked Scott and suddenly the whole movie series would just be centered on James Marsden and his talents of gorgeousity and Wolverine would be shipped off to Canada and we all could live happpily ever after. But, as of now, I can only do that here. Bear wit meh! Review please!
Shout OUTS:
Yokai no Miko- Once again, another thoroughly helpful and lovely review! Thank you so much for your advice, insight, and thoughtful questions. Hmmm! You're right about Emma not thinking before leaving, but she did just suffer like a massive brain hemmorage and isn't herself since Jean totally ripped her another, figuratively speaking, ***hole. HAHAHA I literally started cracking up and LOL'D at "Who's going to teach them that sleeping with your father is something that happens in hentai and isn't socially acceptable?" Good question... Not like Scott would be much help as a father in teaching them. I don't think he can so much as say no if they made advances on him. Stupid boys! As for Jean, another good question. *SIGHH* I don't know! I am so conflicted! BUt not to worry, I will figure it out and meanwhile, stall that time...
Anonymous J- Your demand, is my wish. or however that goes, your wish is my demand, but not really, your demand is my wish because I do wish to see more Cuckoos. Sorry bout that, just haven't had time to put them in, I thought I'd give them a rest since they sorta strayed from the nest and all... hehe Emma and Scott Finally together! ...or are they? I dunno. I don't plan these things. Hope you enjoy this update and my portrayal of the fabulous Stepford Cuckoos.
Happy reading!
Trouble Smells Like Lady Speedstick Deoderant and Wears a Catholic School Girl Uniform
A very disgruntled Laura slashed open an envelope from the mail pile at the front of the Xavier Institute's door with a metal claw, and carefully retrieved the contents inside.
Gingerly, she sniffed at it, before making certain that it was safe.
Laura squinted at the text on the letter inside and read the unfamiliar words slowly, making them out.
"S-Suh-weed-ungh. Is. Vuh-are-i cauld. M-mmm-...My! Boy fry-end. Ugh!" The young mutant scrunched her nose in disgust. "Vile!"
She continued deciphering the strange codes, "Keeps m-me, wurm. Eww! Do y-ow hayve ah boy-fry-end two?"
The dark brown raven-haired girl stared puzzled at the words.
Enhanced senses caused Laura to turn alert and unexpectantly withdraw a claw and spin around to force someone coming up behind her, to the wall.
It was Jamie Maddox who had been approaching her, and even though Laura could smell him, she still had to be safe.
With one hand grabbing at the front of his shirt and shoving him against the wall, and her other with the claws held up to his eye point, she snarled, "Never ever sneak up on me like that."
The collar of Multiple Man's shirt bunched up in a fist, was now covering his nose, as Jamie tried to sink in his shirt and hide himself in fright.
For the past two weeks, Jamie had been helping Laura out timidly, to enhance her reading and comprehension skills, and to tutor her in English.
Jamie had also gotten Laura a pen pal from a foreign country, to help her practice socializing and writing as well as reading.
"Um, s-s-sorry X-23. I j-just wanted to see if y-you got a letter back. From your pen pal!"
Laura surveyed him slowly and then released him.
She held out the letter to him and he fearfully took it with shaking fingers.
Laura ordered, "Read. It."
Jamie looked up uncertainly and then dictated, "D-Dear Laura, Sweden is very cold. My boyfriend keeps me warm. Do you have a boyfriend too? American boys are very nice-looking. I like to ski and sail boats. I hope to become very excellent at English, maybe you could try Swedish? What do you look like? Enclosed, I have put a picture of me-."
Laura interrupted, "Stop. Boy-fry-end? Hmm. Should I have one to tell her about?"
Not knowing what to say, Jamie merely tried to avoid eye contact with Laura as she speculated over the question and then looked him up and down curiously.
Attempting a grin like she saw on her peers from time to time, Laura imitated the movement of muscles on the face and lips and directed one towards Jamie.
"You can be my boy-fry-end!"
Jamie gulped and pointed a finger at himself, "M-m-me?"
Laura grinned wider, "Y-y-you!"
While Jamie was about to reply, Laura suddenly stuffed a fist to his mouth and hissed, "SHH!"
She turned her head and perked her ears, listening on the dialogue next door.
"Oh my gawd Kurt! Like, stop teleporting at random times! Seriously could like cause some harm." "Oof, hiya Keety! Vhat's up? Vhy do you and Bobby look so scared? Is my hologram image messed up again?" "Dude, like, no! Get this..." "-eep! Bobby, and like, me, were in the hallway and like totally like heard weird like sounds and like..." "Dude, Emma Frost. NAKED!" "BOBBY!" "Ow, Kitty! Well, it's true! Kurt! It's more amazing than anything we imagined and she so beats Witches of Breastwick!" "Witches of-what? Ew, you guys are like gross." "Aw shut up Kitty, we're men! We like porn." "Yes, Keety, can't handle vreal men?" "Eww, yeah right..." "VAIT VHAT? EMMA FROST NAKED?" "Guys, like, that's so not the point here..." "Kitty, please, men are talking." "It was...splendid, Kurt! Never seen anything like it." "Like, don't forget Bobby, Scott was there too. MMM, now that's a body to stare at..." "Uh, vhat? Come again? Scott vas there? Naked? Vith Emma Frost? Naked?" "Oh hey Rogue." "Hi, Bawbby. Who was naked? Don't tell me, I don't think I want to know." "Emma Frost and Scott our fearless leader vere naked!" "Huh? Kurt, you're a perv. Lahk, why would you tell meh that." "It's like so true though!" "Gawd, what have they done to you Kitty? Poor innocent cha-ild, these boys are corruptin' ya!" "Vait a second! Vhat vere they doing together? Naked? Isn't Jean supposed to be the one naked vith Scott?" "Excee-uze meh whaile Ah barf." "That player! The bro is too lucky." "Nawt after Jean's through with him, what's gonna happen?" "I'm like confused." "So does this mean that Jean is on the market again and totally vulnerable, insecure and desperate?" "Uh..." "I've gotta go, guys, got some comforting to do. HERE COMES BOBBY! Jean probably wants some company and understanding..." "What a pig! All boys just want one thang." "Hey, zhat's not true, Rogue!"
Jamie looked wide-eyed at the motionless X-23.
Laura sniffed in the air and muttered, "I smell trouble."
Just as if to add to the day's irony and double entendres, trouble did come in another form in pleated skirts and collared shirts with uniform ties.
Trouble also came in a package of five.
Instinctively, like a wary dog, Laura crouched low to the ground and a low growling emitted from her throat.
Young girlish sing-song voices called out, "Somebody's in trouble!"
Jamie shivered as the Stepford Cuckoos approached, walking in a straight formation besides one another, and swinging their hips slightly as they walked in sync.
He stared at their white knee-high socks bunched up slightly around the ankles.
As they swept by, Celeste knowingly said, "Ms. Frost and Mr. Summers did something called love!"
'Don't you know something about that with Mr. Summers, Mindee?'
'Yes, Mindee! What happened to we don't like boys and they are icky?'
'Quiet, girls! Ms. Frost isn't happy about that.'
'Of course not, but who cares about Ms. Frost? She was beaten by Jean Grey. We don't have to listen to her anymore.'
'Ooh, Esme, you have something against Ms. Frost?'
'And Mindee?"
'I sense an emotion... Like jealousy!'
'Hush, girls!'
'I'm telling.'
'Celeste, we all know you're a tattle tale.'
'Esme wants our father to herself and she does not like that Ms. Frost and Mindee get his attention.'
'He pays attention to all of us!'
'Yes, but not in the way Esme wants.'
'Oooh, Esme, you have a naughty mind!'
'Yeah? What are you gonna do about it Sophie?'
'I think we all have something in mind, don't you agree girls?'
'I like our idea. Of course, five-in-one is better than one.'
'Love sounds horribly awful.'
'Agreed, Phoebe. We are much more powerful without it.'
Jamie tentatively waved, "Hey Cuckoos!"
Sophie ignored him and led the girls up the stairs to pay a certain redhead a visit.
Jean groaned slightly when she was met by a blank telepathic line in her head and the five blonde devil spawn she dreaded to see, came into her room.
Bobby was trying to entertain her with ice sculptures and jokes, but to no avail. Jean's mind was on a completely different schedule.
Bobby thought to Jean, 'Those chicks are creepy.'
Sophie blankly stated, "Bobby Drake's thoughts are always creepy about Jean Grey."
That shut Bobby up.
Phoebe grimaced and said, "Yuck, boys. Typical."
Jean feigned a smile, "Uh, hi girls, what's up?"
Esme gushed, "We just wanted to see how you were doing, we know Ms. Frost can be quite a head ache."
"Especially to Mr. Summers." Said Celeste.
Jean gave them a dead-pan look and sighed. Since she had psychic attacked Emma, everything about Emma- especially flaws were revealed. Jean had caused Emma to be faced with all her failures and let downs as a person and the people she had let down before. Consequently, Jean found out quite a lot about Emma as a person and her hidden life and every secret about the blonde telepath.
She also found out some very interesting information.
Jean looked incredulously at the five identical blonde girls in their school girl uniforms, idly watching her with looks like predators in innocent and young, petite bodies and docile stares.
Jean closed her eyes for a moment, they could not, she amended, be the product of Scott and Emma.
These were actually the daughters of the two people she felt most affected by right now.
Jean could not believe it at first, but telepathic intrusions and unveilings could not lie and this was fact.
Scott was a father to Emma Frost's children.
The last thing other than Emma Frost herself, Jean wanted to see, were the clones and miniatures of Emma Frost.
This changed everything Jean knew about her best friend and love of her life, Scott Summers.
This changed everything she knew and assumed about Emma Frost as well.
Where did this leave Jean?
She supposed she was just about to find out from the Stepford Cuckoos who all looked blankly at her with knowing smiles.
'They've been in that room, naked for hours!'
'Just knock!'
'It's okay, my girls, you may come in, I hear you, no point in hiding.'
The Stepford Cuckoos all looked at each other and proceeded to follow the instructions of Emma's telepathic message to them, and opened the closed door that hid many mysteries behind it.
They shuffled in with identical bare feet.
With their shoulder-length blonde hair down and a pin neatly placed perfectly identically so that their bangs were pinned back, the clones timidly greeted their so-called parents.
Each girl was clad in the same flannel red pajamas with matching tops and bottoms.
Scott grinned a little at the sight of their little bare toes sticking out from under the baggy red pants, and how small their frames looked in the big button up red tops.
Having showered and been resting together the whole day, Emma was snuggled against Scott's chest and Scott's hands were behind his head in a liesurely attitude.
It appeared that Emma was still undressed and she had the blanket pulled up to her chest and did not seem to mind the Cuckoo's young presence.
Scott was bare-chested, but he was wearing boxers underneath.
Emma pulled on one of Scott's large t-shirts over herself.
Sophie stepped forward and said, "We would like to say goodnight before sleeping."
Celeste continued, "We keep having strange fiery dreams."
Phoebe nodded, "Jean Grey is very upset."
Esme uncharacteristically glared at Emma, disrupting the identical blankness.
Mindee awkwardly and formally bent over the two in the bed and put her arms over them in an unfamiliar hug.
Emma lifted up the corner of the sheet and gestured, "Come rest with us for a little. You seem frightened. Strangely enough."
Scott lifted a brow, 'Maybe they care, about you Emma?'
Emma scolded him, 'No such thing, I don't teach them to care, Scott.'
The girls formed a straight line and stiffly got in the bed with them.
They all lay on their backs and looked straight ahead, up at the ceiling and thought to each other.
Scott moved over and covered them with the blanket and thought to Emma, 'Well, this is weird.'
'Just a little?'
'It's kind of nice, Emma.'
It was a tight fit, but the clones were small and fit perfectly together in the bed, and only edged Scott off the side slightly.
Scott put his mouth over Emma's shoulder and blew, "I'm glad you got the western king-size, dah-lin'."
Emma swatted him tiredly and turned her head to the Cuckoo's, whose blonde heads rested identically on the plush pillows.
"Girls, you'll have to excuse the mess in here. Mummy and Daddy have been fighting and having mind-blowing s-."
Scott muffled Emma with a hand smacked to her mouth, "Uh, no, Emma! Heh, er, Stepford's, um, when a man and a...woman feel this thing called love..."
Emma shoved his hand away and smiled, "Darlings, please. Scott, dear, I don't think now is the time for that particular life lesson, but yes, as the man, it will be your duty to explain the process of birds and bees to them."
Scott flipped over onto his back and groaned, "We are all so messed up."
Emma fluttered her eye lashes and quickly kissed his cheek, "Yes, isn't it wonderful? We made these marvelous girls together."
Scott grinned at them, silently and blankly lying in their bed.
Mindee piped up, "We heard that you have to be married to be in love and that you make babies after marriage!"
Sophie nodded, "Weren't you and Mr. Summers only our age when you had us and not even married?"
Celeste wondered aloud, "How can that be? Ms. Frost should be setting an example."
Esme said, "Love is stupid and dumb and whoever falls for it is dumb."
Scott thought, 'I guess we're dumb, huh, Em?'
'You are so impossibly gushy sometimes. It's turning me on. And darling, correction: you're the dumb one.'
'That Esme, seems to take on a lot.'
'Must get it from you, Scott dear.'
Scott said outloud, "Ya know, I'm starting to get a little more used to this idea of parenthood."
The girls giggled simultaneously, startling Scott and making him jump up slightly in bed.
After the girls had inevitabley fallen asleep, closing their eyes slowly together at the same time, Scott propped himself on his elbow and looked over Emma at the sleeping Stepford Cuckoos.
Scott smiled goofily and nuzzled Emma's nose.
Emma rolled her eyes, "Yes, I know, I see them too. Scott? Don't touch them ever. Again."
Scott shuddered at the memory and managed a nod, as he stared at the eerily sleeping girls, who lay motionless and perfect.
Scott kissed Emma's mouth and mumbled, "One Frost is enough for me."
Emma put a hand on his waist and murmured, "Please darling, I can do almost anything, but I think doing that here in the same bed while the girls are sleeping just crosses the line. Please stop. This whole display has me so riled up though."
Scott lay back, and spooned Emma's back as she turned from him.
His last thoughts before drifting off to a very satisfactory and content sleep, was a nagging thought that he would 'deal with it tomorrow.'
A.N.: hope ya enjoyed the update! If not-still lemme know! By the way, when I first introducted the Cuckoos in earlier chapters, I was debating whether to have ti be the three-in-one, or the originally five-in-one. I was tempted to go with 3, but then I do think all the 5 have interestingly different personalities and I have a thing for ESME! It would be too complicated to explain why there's now three, and maye I'll go along with the storyline and kill off Esme and Sophie later, but...I love how evil and anti-Emma Esme is.