Back in Goku's world, Es had just finished restoring the memories of Goku and all of his friends who suffered from the affects of the 11th Nox Nyctores' Phenomena Intervention. Now that that was done, she returned to the Azure Gates to await her next order.
"Good to have my memories back!" Goku said.
"Dad..?" A voice said.
The Saiyan turned around and spotted his son.
"Goten! Thank goodness, you're ok." Goku said in relief as he ran to his son.
"What happened?" Goten asked.
"I'm not sure, pal. You should head back home, your mother's probably worried about you." Goku suggested.
"Ok!" The boy said, flying away to his mom and brother.
"Still can't believe you and your kid can freakin' fly." Kagura said in amazement.
"It's not that hard to do, you know." Goku said.
"You're saying I could fly too?!" Kagura questioned in disbelief.
"Yeah! It's easy!" Goku confirmed.
Kagura then ran up to the edge of the giant crater he made during the fight with Raditz and stood over it.
"Ok! Up, up and..!"
He jumped off the edge and fell straight into the ocean.
"Down..." He said underwater.
"You do remember that it takes months for a normal human to learn how to use their Ki for flight, right?" Vegeta asked.
"I know, I just wanted to mess with him!" Goku giggled.
"Hey, sorry about that. Had a bit of a break in." Kokonoe explained as she returned to her chair.
After they fished Mutsuki out of the sea, he explained to Goku, Vegeta and Beerus that he was from another dimension and he was looking for Noel. They believed him right away since they've been to parallel worlds all the time, much to Kagura's surprise.
"I guess that explains how Beerus here knows Kokonoe." Kagura said.
"Yes, me and Ms. Kokonoe had quite the evening together when we first met and I must say that she's quite the feisty one, if you know what I mean?" Beerus winked.
Kagura's eyes widened.
"Kokonoe, you slept with this guy?!" He questioned.
"Yep." She answered.
Beerus chuckled.
"Ah yes, it was a magical night. She loved it so much that she was practically begging for more." He spoke, blushing slightly.
"Eew! Lord Beerus, my virgin ears!" Goku whined while covering his ears.
'I alway thought Lord Beerus was a virgin.' Vegeta thought.
"Me? Begging? Don't make me laugh, you piece of shit." Kokonoe growled.
Goku and Vegeta heard exactly what she had just said. She just called the God of Destruction himself, a piece of shit?! Is she insane?!
"And just what does that mean?" Beerus questioned.
"We fucked alright, but I was the dominant one." Kokonoe corrected.
The Saiyans' ears perked up.
"Seriously?!" They questioned Kokonoe.
"Of course not, morons! Hahaha... Kokonoe what are you doing?! We agreed to tell people I was on top!" Beerus whispered to her.
"I don't recall making a promise about not telling people that I strapped you to a rack and went Dominatrix on your ass." Kokonoe said.
"What?!" Goku exclaimed.
"Lord Beerus was! Was!" Vegeta couldn't say.
"That's a lie and you know it!" Beerus shouted,
"Nope! I got it all on tape!" Kokonoe giggled.
"WHAT?!" Everyone exclaimed.
"Yeah. Here, listen."
Kokonoe then took out a video tape and put it into a VCR. (Yes, she still uses a VCR!)
"Kokonoe, if you dare play that tape I will come over to your world and wipe your planet off the face of the uni-"
"AAH! No! No more! Please, Kokonoe! No more! I'm sorry!"
Beerus was cut off by himself, screaming and begging.
"Was that Lord Beerus' voice?!" Goku yelled in shock.
"You think I give a damn if you're sorry?" Kokonoe said coldly.
They then heard a whipping sound and Beerus screaming in pain.
"Mother of all things, it's true!" Vegeta exclaimed.
"Thats Kokonoe for ya." Kagura said.
Beerus was in complete humiliation. She actually DID film that?!
"Ok, tail's up, probe's lubed, this is gonna suck for you." Kokonoe said to the crying God of Destruction, ties to a rack.
"Kokonoe, If you- AAAAAAAAHHHHH!"
Beerus felt insane pain course through his lower body as he was probed.
"Ms. Kokonoe, What in the universe are you doing to Lord Beerus?!" A voice shouted.
"Huh? Is that Whis?" Said Goku.
"Teaching him a lesson what happens when you cross Professor Kokonoe. You think the God of Destruction is such a cool cat? Well right now, the "God of Destruction" is my little bitch!" She said aloud as she whipped Beerus in the balls.
Beerus cried in pain as his sensitive testicles send intense pain through his body. Tears streaming down his face for the first time since the day he was born.
"That's right, I made Beerus the Destroyer cry like a little girl!" Kokonoe bragged.
Goku and Vegeta were in complete disbelief. Beerus actually cried?!
"Honestly, Kokonoe. I love you and hate you." Beerus said.
The scientist laughed.
"Moving on to the problem at hand. Relius Clover is alive and has somehow found a way to revive the 11th Nox Nyctores, he used Phenomena Intervention to screw up Goku's world for reasons unknown, I got attacked by an eleven year old who knows Relius and wanted info on him, and Kagura, look out for that kick in the face coming your way." Kokonoe spoke.
"What kick in the-"
*THWACK*
"AHH! What the hell?!"
"So it really WAS you! Huh, Pedo?!"
A little girl came out of nowhere and slammed her foot into Mutsuki's face. She was wearing colorful cloths, hand long blond hair and held a staff with a heart shaped end. She landed on Kagura's gut and started punching him in the face.
"SENSED YOUR PRESENCE AND I COULDN'T BELIEVE IT UNTIL I BACK TRACE YOU HERE AND LOOK WHAT I FIND!" She roared as she smashed poor Kagura's face in.
"Aah! *THWACK* Damnit! *THWACK* Hey! *THWACK* Luna! *THWACK* STOP IT! *THWACK*" Kagura demanded through each punch.
Luna stopped and got off the poor guy. Kagura's Head was now embedded into the ground.
"What was that for?!" He yelled.
"I have been wandering around this fucked up world for days now and I've been blown up, smashed, stabbed and almost taken by a pedo! I needed to work off my anger!" Luna shouted.
"Sorry about that, Mr. Kagura." Said a male voice from Luna's mouth.
"Wow! That kid just beat Kagura to a pulp! She must be really strong!" Goku said in excitement, hopping of fighting her.
"You've got to be kidding me, Kakarot. She just caught Mutsuki off guard, that's all." Vegeta said.
Luna turned to the Saiyans.
"And just what are YOU TWO looking at?!" She barked.
They got scared from her bark and turned away.
"S-sorry about that, Misters. Luna can be a little prickly at times." The male voice apologized.
"Huh? Who said that?" Goku wondered.
He turned and saw Luna was not angry now, but looked guilty.
"Oh, where are my manners? I'm Senna, the girl who wanted to rip your junk off was Luna." He greeted.
"I wasn't gonna yank off their junk. I would if they tried something though." Luna said.
Goku was getting confused but Vegeta knew what was going on.
"I see, this brat, or brats, share a single body." Vegeta explained.
"Wow! You found that out right off the bat! I heard from someone named Android 18 that you were to stupid to figure it out." Senna said.
The Saiyan's head vein popped. First she breaks his arm, now she's calling him dumb?!
"So there are two of you in there, huh?" Goku said.
"Hey! Stop lookin' at me like that!" Luna yelled in his face.
"Give it a break, Luna. Telling Goku to back off is like teaching a cat to swim." A voice said.
Out of nowhere appeared a young boy with blue hair, a jean jacked and a broadsword.
"Trunx?!" Goku and Vegeta exclaimed.
"Hey, you guys. Long time no see." Trunx greeted.
Kagura then finally ripped his head from the ground.
"Ow, my beautiful face..." He cried.
"You ok, sir?" Trunx asked in concern.
"I'm fine. I've taken worse. Wait, who the hell are you?" Kagura asked back.
Goku moves beside Trunx and wrapped his arm around his shoulder.
"Kagura, this is Trunx. He's Vegeta's son." Goku answered.
"Son? That vertically challenged, hot tempered little baby man got laid?" Kagura questioned.
"WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY?!" Vegeta shouted.
After they all met and shook hands, Platinum told Kagura how she ran into Trunx when she was fighting off the pedophile who tried to get her. Trunx came back to the past to complete a mission the the Supreme Kai of Time assigned him to. This mission was to exterminate Relius Clover.
"So your after Relius too, huh?" Kagura asked.
"That's right, he's been causing trouble across multiple universes and timelines. He's a threat that can no longer be ignored." Trunx answered.
"That's something we can both agree on, considering what he tried to do to Goku here." Kagura agreed.
"Why'd he revive Raditz, and as a Super Saiyan too?" Goku wondered.
"He probably thought it would be entertaining to watch you die at the hands of the brother you hated so much, and to give him the advantage, used Phenomena Intervention to make you forget that you were a Super Saiyan to further the humiliation." Beerus guessed.
"Sounds about right. Make you forget your massive amounts of power so he could beat you at your weakest state. Relius always did have a twisted sense of humor." Kagura agreed.
"Then What the hell are we waiting for?! Let's take the fight to that creepy fuck!" Luna said impatiently.
"H-hang on, Luna. We can't beet Relius ourselves. Plus, these guys don't know what he's capable of, so they have a disadvantage." Senna told Luna.
"He's right, Luna. On top of that, we don't know where he is." Kagura explained.
"Ugh! Damnit! If we had Noel, she could use the Power of the Eye to find him on the fly, but NO! She's nowhere to be found after she jumped into Kokonoe's Trans Dimensional Yiff Machine!" Luna complained.
"Yiff Machine?!" Kokonoe snapped.
"This women's that important huh?" Beerus questioned.
"Yeah. Noel's special. She's be able to find where Relius is no problem thanks to a special power she has." Kagura answered.
"And you don't know where she is? That's great." Vegeta grumpily said.
"I found who you're looking for."
A man appeared out of pure nowhere. He had white hair and strange clothing with a staff.
"Oh. Hello, Whis." Beerus greeted.
"Who the hell..." Kagura said.
"Kagura, Platinum, this is Whis. Lord Beerus' assistant and teacher." Goku explained.
"Hello, Sir." Whis greeted.
Kagura used his Kagura vision (His intro when he's fighting a female character where he inspects them in Blazblue) to asses Whis.
"Oh, you're a dude." He said.
Everyone was astounded by what that pervert just said.
"Don't worry, I get that a lot. Anyway, I found the girl your looking for." Whis said cheerfully.
"How exactly did you find the girl they were talking about?" Beerus asked his assistant.
"I simply sensed her presence and traced her straight to the Soul Society." Whis answered.
"Those losers? Perfect." Beerus said sarcastically.
"What's the Soul Society?" Goku asked.
"Unlike Other World, that houses the souls of dead warriors, the Soul Society is a world that houses ordinary souls. It is home to being called Soul Reapers or "Death Gods" who help the dead find the light." Whis explained.
"They're just sorry excuses for gods. Nothing compared to me." Beerus arrogantly said.
"Gods or not, what would they want with that chopping block?" Luna asked.
"Don't know. For all I know, Mayuri is probably dissecting away at her right now." Whis said.
Kagura pulled out his huge sword as soon as Whis said those words.
"We're going!" He sternly said.
"Yeah! No way I'm gonna let some pervert do something funny to her!" Luna said.
"Are you two sure about that? Soul Reapers are quite powerful. Not the kind of people ordinary humans can handle." Whis questioned.
"Noel's my friend, no way I'm just leave her for some freak to dissect!" Kagura boldly said.
"Plus, these three are coming with us!" Luna said.
"Wait, you can't be serious!" Vegeta said.
"If these Soul Reapers are as strong as this guy said, we'd need all the help we can get. Goku, you said you owed me, remember?" Kagura said to Goku.
"I guess." He replied.
"Are you kidding me, Kakarot?!" Vegeta complained.
Goku only chuckled a little.
With that, everyone grabbed onto Whis and he used his light speed to travel to where the Soul Society was located. At the center of the Boundary.
'Hang on, Noel babe. I'm coming!' Kagura thought.
As he thought, his mind slipped away and he lost his grip on Whis. He would have fallen off, if he had not grabbed Beerus at the last minute.
"Hey, I'm a Destroyer, not a body pillow!" Beerus snapped.
"Sorry." Kagura apologized.
Next time
The Sereitei celebrates Captain Komamura's return by throwing a big ass party. Rukia is waiting to go into laybor, Sajin and Makoto connect, Tsubaki and Hakumen are brought together again, and Jubei talks about a certain event with a certain friend.