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We Weren't Invited?!

"Unbelievable!" Cardin exclaimed in frustration. "Why weren't we invited to that Smash thing? I want in there so I can pummel that Jaune loser!"

"But how are we going to go in?" Sky asked.

"Oh, I'll tell you how we're going in. We're sneaking in!" Cardin declared.

"Should we get some ninja outfits?" Russel asked

"No. We don't need ninja outfits for this." He smirked. "Let's go!"

One trip to the Smash Mansion later…

"Alright, you got the rope?" Cardin asked.

"Yup." Dove replied as he threw it up toward the roof. They quickly climbed up and then got on to the roof of the mansion, where they noticed in the backyard, they saw Roy training with Marth, but they didn't particularly care for it. They found what they were looking for, a small sky light, and then looked down and saw Jaune walking while talking with Pyrrha.

"There's old Jauney boy." Cardin smirked. "Sky, the rope!" He requested as Sky handed him the rope as he strapped himself to it.

"I feel like this is from a cheep spy movie…" Dove wondered as Cardin opened it up and jumped in, where he softly landed on the ground. The rest of his team followed him and then landed.

"Alright, we're in." Cardin said. "Now… let's have some fun." He smirked, cracking his knuckles.

"Excuse me… who are you?" A voice asked as they turned over to see Crazy Hand floating over to them.

"I'm Cardin, and this is Russel, Dove and Sky Lark. We're team CRDL!"

"Oooh, another team?" Crazy Hand asked.

"Yes… and we wish to beat up Jaune."

"Oh! So you want to compete just to beat a certain someone up with no qualms? Just a second. Stay right there." Crazy Hand said as he floated off as CRDL grinned widely, their moment to beat up Jaune was in sight!

Suddenly, the floor underneath them disappeared and the four of them fell in. "Wh-what's going on?!" Cardin asked as a cannon was raised from the ground and when it reached the roof, it stopped, turned around and proceeded to shoot CRDL somewhere else.

"Have a nice day!" Crazy Hand waved and then floated off.

CRDL, meanwhile, were flying and screaming. Cardin spotted a building in the distance that they were headed toward, and noticed a sign that said "The Rejects" as they landed in the building.

"Ugh… where are we…?" Sky wondered.

"I have no idea." Cardin rubbed his head as he noticed that the whole entire building was covered with anime-style characters and video game characters that were rejected from Smash Bros… and movie characters to boot.

"Hey." They heard a voice as they turned to see King K. Rool. "What are you in for?" He asked, as all of them looked at each other and started crying.

Speed Demon

Over at the starting line in Mario Speedwagons, Yang in her Bumblebee, Sonic in his Speed Star, Link in his Master Cycle and Captain Falcon in his Blue Falcon.

"I didn't know you actually had a car." Yang said to Sonic.

"Yeah, I've dabbled in racing with several good friends of mine." Sonic chuckled. "But anyway, I'm going to cream you."

"Oh, we'll see about that, blue boy!" Yang smirked.

Lakitu came down from above and held a checkered flag. "Alright, on your mark! Get set! GO!" He yelled as the four of them took off… that is, until Captain Falcon ignited his nitro boost and sped through the finish line in two seconds flat, leaving everyone in the dust.

"What was that all about?!" Yang asked.

"Ugh… so, Slot Car Derby?" Link asked.

"Yes, we'll have a better time there." Sonic nodded.

Later…

"Captain Falcon wins… again… for the umpteenth time!" Lakitu said, watching Captain Falcon doing victory laps while Yang, Sonic and Link looked annoyed.

"We have GOT to stop inviting him to these things." Link said.

"Agreed." Both of them said in unison.

Rude Wake Up Call

On top of Angel Island, there was the Master Emerald, and in front of it was none other than Knuckles, who was guarding the Master Emerald. Only problem was, the knucklehead was sleeping and snoring very loudly.

Because of this, two individuals snuck toward the Master Emerald, and it was none other than Nabbit and Sableye.

They snuck past Knuckles and then looked at the Master Emerald.

Nabbit gleefully chattered as he dug through his bag and pulled out earmuffs, then gently placed them on Knuckles' head so he wouldn't hear them. The duo looked at the Master Emerald.

"Sable…" Sableye mused as Nabbit went through his bag and pulled out a claw which he used to pull the emerald out, only to realize that it was too small for the big emerald, so he decided to pull out a metal plate and put it underneath the Emerald and pulled out a huge magnet. The metal plate went over to him… but the Emerald fell out of it and was put back into place.

Nabbit rubbed his scarf in thought, silently chattering to himself and then pounded his fist into his palm. He then started building metal support beams on the Emerald and put a metal roof on top of it as he then ran off, and a minute later, Nabbit came by in a helicopter with a giant rope and a magnet. And then Sableye hooked the magnet to the emerald and signaled Nabbit, to which he lifted it up as it gently lifted up from the ground… all the while Knuckles was still snoring away.

Then, Sableye opened up the bag wide enough as Nabbit pressed a button, deactivating the magnet as it fell toward the bag and Sableye… and then it went into the bag and, surprisingly, the bag was still small by the time Sableye closed it while Nabbit went back with the helicopter and then came back with his feet.

Nabbit picked up the bag, none of them blinking an eye over the fact that the bag was not even heavy or cartoonishly humongous from the metal and the Master Emerald inside of it, it was still pretty small and light weight.

He then took the earmuffs off of Knuckles as the two of them high fived and then took off, both of them giggling… and then Knuckles finally woke up.

"Mmm! That was quite the nap." Knuckles said, stretching. "Now, back to what I was doing and-… where's the Master Emerald?" He asked, realizing that it was gone and all there was was a piece of paper and a written on it. "What the… the Master Emerald was stolen?! Why I oughta…"

It was at this moment that Angel Island started to rumble, as Knuckles realized one thing on why it was rumbling.

"Oh no!"

Angel Island fell to the water and caused a tidal wave in the process as Knuckles growled in irritation. "ROUGE! I'LL GET YOU FOR THIS!" He yelled as he ran off, unaware that Rouge wasn't the one responsible this time…

The Doctor is In!

Cinder sat in the waiting room along with Roman, Emerald, Doc and Neo. "So… why are we here again?" Mercury asked.

"Our annual check up. Duh." Roman said.

"We all need to be perfectly healthy in order to continue with our evil plans." Cinder said… and when the doors swung open… Bowser quickly ran off.

"ANYONE BUT HIM! ANYONE BUT HIM!" Bowser yelled as he ran off.

"Scaredy cat." Emerald muttered.

"Roman Torchwick? The doctor will like to see you now."

"Heh, wish me luck!" Roman walked in with stride… and about ten seconds later, he came out covered in soot and his hat was on fire, not to mention he had a scared look on his face. "I am never… coming back to this place… again!" He said as he fell over.

"What happened to him?!" Neo asked with a sign.

"I don't know… and I'm going to get to the bottom of this." Emerald said as she was next to go in… and ten seconds later, she came out twitching all over the place, complete with a few electric sparks. "N-N-Never… again!"

"Okay… this is getting weird." Mercury said. "Don't worry, friends! I will put an end to this doctoral tyranny!" He said as he ran out… and ten seconds later, he came out crawling in exasperation. "Never again! Never again!" He exclaimed, curling up in a fetal position and rocking back and forth, all the while Neo was getting more and more scared.

"ALRIGHT! What is going on here?! I am going to find out why everyone is getting injured!" Cinder demanded as she marched straight into the doctors office, complete with fire coming out of her hands… and ten seconds later, she was rolled out of the room in a full body cast. "Neo… safe yourself… the doctor is a monster!" She exclaimed.

Neo paled, not knowing what to do as she tried to run outside, but found out that it was locked from the outside.

"Neopolitan! The doctor is waiting for you!"

Neo still paled, and pulled out her umbrella with the blade out, her body shaking in fear as she slowly made her way to the doctors office, her breathing was quickening and her eyes were almost in tears. She made it to the door… and what she saw before her…

"My shift is over. Take care of the rest for me, will ya? I should probably warn him about my makeshift bomb I've been working on... Ah he'll figure it out."

Doc, who was just leaving the room, and O'Malley the one who was talking about a bomb. And coming in to take his place...

"Hiiiii!"

Was none other than Kirby in his Doctor power up.

"Poyo poyo poyo!"

Neo nervously made her way to the bench as she fearfully pointed the umbrella at Kirby. Kirby tilted his head before taking the umbrella away from her, which even terrified her even more. Kirby then waked over to his potions as Neo closed her eyes, fearing the end.

Instead, she felt a little poke in her arm as she turned to see that Kirby was actually giving her a shot, and also giving her a bandage in the process… and then he pulled out a hammer to which she panicked and flinched… only for Kirby to lightly hit her on the knee to check her reflexes, which just confused her. Then Kirby checked her blood pressure, checked her heart rate, her heart beat, basically all the typical doctor things while Neo was still confused, wondering how her friends got in such bad shape while she was not even hurt one bit.

"Poyo!" Kirby smiled in satisfaction as he walked toward a cabinet while Neo held her breath, not wanting to know what was in there and panicked, wondering if this was the end for her… but she felt something in her hand as she looked down to see… a lollipop.

"Poyo poyo!"

Neo just stared at it and unwrapped it, and very cautiously, she put it in her mouth and expected poison… but instead, it was cherry flavored as her eyes widened. She smiled at this, and gave Kirby a big hug as he gave one back to her. She cheerfully walked out of the doctors office with a smile on her face and walked past her teammates, while they gave her the most surprise looks as she walked outside.

"She's not hurt?!" Emerald asked.

"She has a lollipop?!" Mercury asked. They all looked at each other as they scrambled to go back into Kirby's office while Roman pushed Cinder into the room.

BOOM!

Kirby casually walked out of his office and hummed a little while the four crawled out, covered in soot from O'Malley's bomb and they all looked exhausted.

"I hate doctors…" Cinder groaned.

"Tell me about it..." groaned Church, whose disembodied head was right next to her.

Adorable Neo and Kirby is adorable. Hehehehe.