A Certain Magical Index series created by Kazuma Kamachi and Dengeki Bunko

This is a Fanfiction written by: ~Emerald Sonata~

Starring: Last Order, Fremea Seivelun, and Fraulein Kreutune

A Certain Mystical Last Order

# 25 #
Misunderstandings Come from the Heart:
NOT_MATES_ROOM

"Aaah… University life is such a pain… to many classes to run to and from… Sigh. Hey, Kuroko. I'm ho…. GET THE F**K OUT OF MY CLOSET YOU TELEPORTING PERVERT!"

"Oh!? O-Oneesama! Y-you're not supposed to come home in another hour! D-did your Biochemistry class cancelled without my knowing! Good god, Uiharu! I'll spank you for not passing on such crucial intel to me on a moment's notice!"

"Stop blabbering and put down my pantiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiies!"

*BASHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!*

"Oh-ho-ho-ho-ho. Onee-sama. How can you always forget, I am a Teleporter. No one can catch me unless it's my marked target of lover… Even if you are my destined partner, I dare not accept your token of affection without preparing my body first."

"Shut the h*ll up and let me hit you with 10 millions volts!"

*BASHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!*

"Ooooh-ho-ho-ho! Please, please stand down, Onee-sama. We're both grown women are we not? We're even roomates to save up on our tuition fees, how can you treat your fellow house dweller like this… And besides, I couldn't resist taking this little token as memorabilia. Judgement work cropped up further than I had expected, I will be out of the city for a bit."

"H-heh? K-Kuroko? Y-you get another mission out of Academy City again? I-it's weird, really, having a high ranking Judgement member like you always flying around on a such short notice. D-don't Anti Skill have that kind of privilege? Y-you're not exactly trained to become this Private Negotiator with your own team of Psychologist, Ex-Cop, and Girl with a Shady Past...… A-AND STOP STUFFING MY UNDERWEAR DOWN YOUR BREAST POCKET! WH-WHAT WOULD PEOPLE THINK IF THAT FELL OUT WHILE YOU PULLED OUT YOUR PHONE!?"

"Fear not Onee-sama. I keep my devices in the most safest place known to womankind. Not even a lowly mongrel would dare to steal it."

"WHY THE H*LL DO YOU HAVE MY PHONE IN YOUR BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!"

*BASHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!*

"… Sorry Onee-sama. But I have to head out. Academy City is in danger and they require a professional Teleporter to resolve the case."

"U-uh? I-it's that serious?"

"Yes Onee-sama. I may not come back….. In time! In time for having a bath with you, s-s-so please put down your hand sparkling with killer lightning! M-my body would definitely break."

"Keep pushing my buttons and I'll give you more things to worry about…. What exactly is this problem?.. I can help you know."

"Objection! Onee-sama, you are the Royal Ace Alumni of Tokiwadai and the Blue Rose of our Maiden University! Should anything happen—"

"I can take care of myself. I've already dealt with Mercenaries, Robot Armies, had to chase down this Threat to Academy City in the form of a skimpy *ss girl, and survived a Third World War. What couldn't I handle?"

"…... Onee-sama… If you blew up every city in the nation, that would look bad on us."

"I'm sorry. I've already reflected on what happened in New Jersey… Please don't give me that look, it still hurts."

"I accept… Anyhow, this is a matter that wouldn't make sense for Onee-sama to personally see to the situation."

"Wh-what makes you say that?"

"Classified Information aside – I have to catch a Jellyfish."

"….. Hah?"