I don't know why I made this, but here you go.
"Quiet frankly, I'm concerned about you toning down vault security Ozpin," Ironwood said.
"Not to worry old friend. When my new plan is put into place, no one will be able to even look at the vault once its complete," Ozpin said.
Ironwood raised an eyebrow as Ozpin handed him details of the new security system. Ironwood got a few lines in before his eyes widened and he dropped the papers in horror.
"You- you- YOU'RE WORSE THAN SALEM!"
Ozpin could only chuckle.
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Cinder Fall did it! She finally did it! She found the fault where the fall maiden was hidden.
All she had to do was kill her and the power was hers.
She reached the vault and couldn't help but notice how dark it was. But as she walked forward, the lights automatically came on and revealed...
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Cinder screamed. Her shrieks deafened the heavens as she turned and ran, far away to live the rest of her life in the caves.
What did she see to scare her such?
Well, it involved Ozpin's new secret security measure.
He coated the walls and stasis pod with printed out nudes of Peter Port.
Was it a war crime: ABSOLUTELY! It warranted his execution in every single kingdom.
But it worked.