Guess which story got a new chapter! That's right, this one ;)

May your Christmas be filled with lots of happiness, peace and love... ooh and lots of presents :)

Lizzington Christmas edition

Agent Donald Ressler: What a lovely day, Christmas is coming!

* twelve seconds later*

Agent Donald Ressler: Oh, no, I just gave myself a nasty paper cut! I am killed, what irony is this?

Lizzie: * enters the room, quickly closing the door behind* Are you ok?

Agent Donald Ressler: Oops, never mind. My flesh was merely grazed.

Lizzie's morality: Please help hide from…..*"All I want for Christmas is you" starts playing in the distance* Oh, it's too late!

Agent Donald Ressler: What? Who are you hiding from?

Red: *dramatically enters the office* Lizzie, there you are! I've been looking for you everywhere. I dedicate this song to you: "I don't want a lot for Christmas, There is just one thing I need, I don't care about the presents, Underneath the Christmas tree."

Red's heart: I just want you for my own, More than you could ever know, Make my wish come true, All I want for Christmas, Is you, you yeah."

Lizzie: That is so sweet!

Lizzie's morality: I have to admit, it's really a nice gesture. But that doesn't mean that I forgive him for hiding mistletoe everywhere in the Post Office!

Red: Please do not be alarmed if a big man wearing a red suit picks you up and throws you into a bag.

Lizzie: Why?

Red: Because I asked for you for Christmas!

Agent Donald Ressler: Get a room you two love birds!

Lizzie's morality: Ressler! I thought you were my friend!

Later…..

Lizzie's morality: Let me out! You can't do this to me!

Agent Donald Ressler: You need this! You will thank us later.

Dembe: Have fun, you two!

Red: Why are you being so dramatic? Is it that bad to be locked in a room with me? "Don't, Don't you want me? You know I can't believe it when I hear that you won't see me, Don't, Don't you want me? You know I don't believe you when you say that you don't need me"

Lizzie's morality: Yes, I may accidentally kiss you and we can't have that!

Lizzie: Because I know I will enjoy it so much!

Lizzie's libido: Damn right!

Red: You know…. The last time I celebrated Christmas was more than 20 years ago. But if I am bothering you with my presence, I'll go….

Lizzie's morality: Fine, I'm not a cruel monster. You can stay here.

Lizzie: Why didn't you celebrate Christmas before?

Red: It was Christmas Eve and I ran out of gas. I pulled off to the side of the road. Seemed like it'd been snowing for days, no traffic, no cars to come help, just me and a car full of gifts. I must have walked four miles, five, maybe. It was so still, just cold and white. The whole time, all I could think about was them in our house. The warm light in the windows, the smoke from the chimney, the sound of my daughter at the piano, the smell of the tree and the fire, oyster stew on the stove. I was so upset to think that I'd ruined Christmas for them, being late, leaving the gifts in the car. But the closer I got, the more I realized how funny the whole thing was, how much they'd love the story, daddy running out of gas, how every Christmas they'd get such joy from telling that story at my expense.

Lizzie's morality: I have the feeling that now comes the sad part of the story…. brace yourself!

Red: And then, finally... I got there. I walked through the door and there was... just blood. All I saw was blood, all there was was blood.

Lizzie's morality: What? Who's crying? I'm not crying! Shut up!*sobs*

Lizzie: I'm in a glass case of emotion!

* Meanwhile*

Agent Donald Ressler: What's happening? I can't hear what are they saying.

Assistant Director Harold Cooper: They are kissing?

Samar Navabi: Not yet. I think they're hugging.

* twelve seconds later*

Red: May I kiss you? Please say yes, please say yes!

Lizzie: I thought you'd never ask. Finally!

Lizzie's morality: I'm only doing this because I'm feeling compassionate today. That's the only reason!

Lizzie's libido: "I'm so excited, and I just can't hide it, I'm about to lose control and I think I like it, I'm so excited, and I just can't hide it, And I know, I know, I know, I know, I know I want you, want you"

Red: *kisses Lizzie*

Red's heart: "Could I hold you for a lifetime, Could I look into your eyes, Could I have this night to share this night together, Could I hold you close beside me, Could I hold you for all time, Could I could I have this kiss forever, Could I could I have this kiss forever, forever"

Lizzie: Yes!

Lizzie's libido: Hell yeah!

Lizzie's morality: Okay, it wasn't bad….I have to admit. But it's a one time thing!

Dembe: That awesome stupendous glorious moment when your OTP BECOMES CANON!

Daddygater: So what if he kissed her passionately on the lips? My father does that all the time. It's obvious he is her father!

Agent Donald Ressler:What?

Dembe: I'm gonna kill him! I'm gonna finish him like a cheesecake!