WELL, I GOT MY WISH. THUNDERCRACKER WON! 8D

... Yeah, by one vote.

TC: What?! This is unacceptable! Do these fleshies even know true superiority when they see it?! They need a talking to!

Me: Yeah yeah. *type type* At least you didn't lose to Lockdown.

Ahem. Yeah, well, Lockdown will be next time. Should be a bit of a challenge for me considering how much I don't like him. Like I said to my friend the other day, he's like Airachnid minus the extra legs and boobs. With a hook.

And I recently played a scary game about a guy with a hook for a hand. SAVE ME IT HAD SO MANY JUMP SCARES.

Anyway! I'll do my best with him, hope I don't disappoint you Lockdown fans. I SHALL WORK VALIANTLY.

After Lockdown... *consults her list* It looks like we're moving into Beast Wars territory, kiddies. ... And yes, that smirk was aimed at you, Anonymous BW FG. I KNOW YOU WANT YOUR RATTRAP. (... I want him too! LET'S SHARE~)

But for now, enjoy the total TC-ness. He's just too adorable.


TO: (Reader)

FROM: Thundercracker


Let me start by saying this isn't easy, you know

Praising someone else, letting them steal the show?

It may be the most difficult thing I've had to do...

But as hard as it is, I'm going to do it, only for you

You're so lucky to have me - you know that, right?

To have someone to hold you even at night

And I do it so well, not a single moment is acted-

Scrap, I have to stay focused, I'm getting distracted

Of course... you're just as good as I am, I guess

If I had to pick words, I'd say "beautiful hot mess"

That... doesn't sound very sweet, at least not to me

Why can't I just tell you exactly what I see?

Because I see you're a saint to stay even now

Lovely and flattering, but never bow down

Unlike so many others, you never speak lies

And I love you for that; I've won the prize

For now all that matters is that you are mine

I have to have you, now and forever, my Valentine.

Love, Thundercracker


HE'S SO CUTE. I JUST WANNA SQUEEZE HIM.

I needed to write something adorable like this. My friend and I were talking about Dreadwing and Skyquake yesterday, and we both got all depress-ified. I was busy sitting on their graves and putting down like a million flowers and crying and singing sad songs.

THEY'RE WITH PRIMUS NOW BUT DAMN IT I MISS THEM SO MUCH.

Rest in peace, Seeker twins... and Starscream? Yeah, you. DON'T GO RAISING ANY MORE ZOMBIES. LEAVE 'EM. JUST LEAVE 'EM.

Also, drawing my friend with them as sparklings helped a little too. XD

Hope you guys liked, this lifted my mood!

Thanks for reading! ^^