Disclaimer: I do not own Bleach.

A/N: It's too bad Heat the Soul 7 didn't deserve all of the hype it got, since they totally left out alot of content that should have been put in or made playable. And I'll have to think of a way to implant the current events of the manga without actually killing off this story's Aizen since he's the main character in this fic after all, if not a very fitting one considering his personality.

"Many years ago, the great Luisenbarn mafia was known as the most dangerous and powerful criminal organization in all of Spain. Even the government itself was forced to obey their demands or else face serious retribution. Unlike many other traditional mafia who ran through several generations, the boss of this group refused to choose an heir for himself; he is my father, Barragan Luisenbarn, who also created the Luisenbarn mafia with his very hands. He is a very arrogant man who believes his power and intelligence is akin to a god. However, multiple crises as of late have resulted in forcing what remained of the Luisenbarn mafia to flee from Italy and take up hiding in another country, namely here in Japan. My father fell into a dangerous situation with his health, and at the request of his advisers, he has reluctantly chosen me to take his place as the boss after his passing. However, I want this accursed mafia business to end for good when he dies, and I have a little sister who is also in bad health because she is generally neglected by everyone but me. I need your help in rescuing her from that cabin up on the mountaintop and bringing down the remaining members of the Luisenbarn mafia and turning them over to the police."

Aizen sighed. "Oh shit, son...that's alot of stuff I REALLY don't care about that you just told me."

Starrk lifted his rifle and blew Aizen's fighting stick to pieces with a single shot. The tiny splinters scattered all over the ground.

"M-MY FIGHTING STICK! BABY, NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO...!"

"So, you're seriously apart of some long-lost Spanish mafia...and ya want our help to take down said mafia? Are you out of your freaking mind?" Gin furiously exclaimed, jumping to a standing position off of the tree stump he was sitting on. "We just wanted to go on a hike and now we have to be dragged into something really dangerous because a bunch o' stupid daddy issues you have?"

"It's not just 'daddy issues'! He's a cold-blooded murderer and he takes joy in ruining the lives of others and torturing people and their loved ones! He doesn't deserve the life he's been given!" Starrk snapped back. "Even worse, he had my mother killed after she gave birth to my sister, and I was there when they did it! I want to stop him for good, but I can't do it alone..." He held out his hand to Gin, "I need your help, mister hiker."

"...Why should I help you if you don't even know my damn name?"

Starrk sighed; he hadn't wanted things to come to this, but he was going to have to resort to threats. "You know, I am the son of the leader of a mafia, and my father doesn't know that I plan to betray him...I could just as easily go back to him right now and have you all gunned down on the spot. Either you let that happen, or you help me."

"Umm...as much as I don't like this, I think we better do what he says for now, Gin," remarked Matsumoto with a distressed expression. Gin nodded to her, and then gave Starrk's outstretched hand a firm shake. Tousen was frightened for his very life, but he remained composed-looking on the outside. Komamura was barking at a fly that was buzzing over his head, as if mocking him.

"I thought I was the main character...I should get to make all the important decisions..." Aizen murmured as he solemnly watched on. He was feeling quite neglected as of late.

Suddenly, Kira poked his head out from behind a tree. "Uh, I finished peeing on the heads of the two guys you knocked out. What do I do to them next?" he wanted to know.

"...No one ever told you to do that in the first place."

"Oh. I guess it was because the little gnome inside my brain told me to do it. He's always saying crazy things, mainly about setting people on fire, but this time it was different."

"Yeah...I'm sure it was...just stop talking and making yourself look like an idiot, okay?"

"Okie-dokie. In any case, since we don't have any choice, we will have to help you take down the rest of the Luisenbarn mafia. Are the others a bunch of idiots like these two were?" Kira asked, pointing over to the unconscious forms of Avirama and Ggio behind him. Starrk sighed again.

"Unfortunately, no. Findor Carias and Charlotte Cuuhlhourne are the most ruthless of them all, the most physically powerful and most intelligent men whom still serve under my father. Even though I am the only one with a firearm, I had to use up my last tranquilizer dart to stop Avirama from killing you guys. It won't be easy to take them down, that's for sure,"

"SHIIIIIIIIIIIIT!" Tousen cursed.

"We'll need to come up with a strategy if we're going to succeed in the coming fights," Starrk explained.

"A strategy, eh? I know all about strategies!" boasted Aizen with a cocky grin, "I'm the man who took private lessons from the man who invented the phrase 'Just As Planned'! He's dead now after trying to become some kind of insane god with some super-evil notebook, but oh well...in any case, I know how to trick my opponents into doing exactly what I want them to do!"

"How are we going to do this, then?"

"Well, first we'll need another person who can help us and can actually fight. Matsumoto and Tousen don't even want to be apart of this, so they're out, and Starrk here can trick the enemy into thinking he's still on their side, but other than that he's useless. Listen, Gin, I never told you about this, but one day, when I got really high, I was wandering about an abandoned nuclear plant when I found...HIM..."

"Uh...who's 'him'?" Gin asked; he was starting to suspect Aizen was high at this very moment.

"He's a true powerhouse; way stronger than Mr. Emo-Bitch and Mr. I-Got-A-Gun-So-I'm-So-Cool..."

Starrk and Kira had a lingering feeling that the mullet-haired scoundrel was mocking them.

"He told me that during the weekdays he likes to wear a big suit he made out of a bunch of animals he killed once."

"Okay, dude, now I know for SURE you're high as a kite!"

"Too late! I already called him over."

"WHAT? WHEN?"

"When you weren't looking."

"OH FU-"

Suddenly, the tranquil sounds of nature were overtaken by a loud, deafening roar. Aizen was smirking like some kind of proud idiot. There was a bright flash, a scream, and Gin just barely jumped out of the way as a large motorcycle landed directly in front of him. Riding on the automobile was a large, bulky figure that hardly appeared human. Its head was hidden underneath the skull of some sort of antlered creature with a long brown mane, and it had long furry legs with hooves for feet, and a long scale-covered tail. The reason why it was at a nuclear plant where Aizen found it was instantly explained: this thing was a mutant.

"His name is Ayon." Aizen stated, patting the strange monster on the shoulder.

'THIS AIN'T GOOD AT ALL!'

As Matsumoto stared in horror at the being known as Ayon, she couldn't help but feel a chill, like she was looking into the depths of a bottomless pit...