I dont own twilight or its characters SM does. Please read and review. Thanks for the reviews! Gus to answer some comments...Edward, Emmett, and Jasper's parents aren't alive anymore and only Jaspers BIOLOGICAL PARENTS are Ghosts.

Chapter 25

BPV

I awoke early the next morning to hearing Emmett's bird whistling wedding tunes. That bird of his was really odd…who ever owned it before Emmett must have been strange. I looked at Edward and smiled….he really was adorable when he slept. There was a knock on the door.

"It's Alice…Jasper made eggs if anyone is awake in there!" Alice's voice said from the other side of the door. Edward started to stir.

"Give us a minute!" I called back.

"Okay!"

We reached the kitchen a few minutes later . There was a pound of eggs laid out on top of the table next to a giant mound of bacon. Jasper and Alice had already taken their share and were just starting to eat.

"So I was thinking for the wedding…" Alice started up.

"Alice do we need to talk about this now?" I asked.

" Yes!"

"So anyways I was thinking we go visit the florist and go invite shopping today…and if possible go dress hunting!" Alice said.

"ugh whatever Alice!" I said. It was then that Alice got up and left the room to try and wake Rose and Emmett up.

"Six months…I figured that between you and Edward you'd have like a ten year engagement?" Jasper asked.

"You can thank…" I started up.

"I knew that Alice would have something to do with that." Jasper cut me off.

"Not for nothing but your girlfriend is like turning into the wannabe wedding planner." I said.

"I'm afraid for when she takes us tux shopping." Jasper said.

Alice was like a wind up doll…going here there and every where. As we walked into the florist shop the man had a shocked look on his face.

"Alice…how wonderful it is to see you….but I thought that you said that your not…" he started up after Alice stepped through the front door.

"Billy-Bob…its great to see you too…but I'm not here for that…my friend is getting married and we need your help!" Alice said wiggling her eyebrows.

"So what style?" The florist asked.

"Simple but elegant…if you know what I mean!" Alice said. I didn't like how she said the last part. Rosalie glared at her.

"When is it?" the man asked.

"Six months." Alice answered.

" op I have the perfect arrangement for you then!" the man said. He then took out a large book…opened it about half way and pointed to the middle of the page.

"Perfect!…that will do just nicely…and it goes with that iky bridesmaids dress as well!" Alice mumbled the last part to herself. Rosalie subtly stomped on her foot.

We were then off to the dress shop.

"Nope…nope take that ugly thing off…it wont do!" Alice said staring at me.

"you know what…I could make a dress better than that…hey that gives me an idea!" Alice continued on. I would go for anything that would get Alice the hell out of this store at this point. I mean it was like our last day here and I was spending it in a dressing room with a dress that was like ten sizes too big for me.

"Alice I think your right…I mean its in your genes right?" I agreed.

"Ohh its settled then…I'll make your dress…it will be one of my gifts to you guys!" Alice squealed. We headed out of the store as fast as we could. Alice's phone played the wedding march again. Alice picked up.

"Yep…yep…we're still on for Brandon park for the ceremony…just like I said last year Uncle…love ya…hugs and kisses…bye!" Alice said hanging up the phone

"Alice I thought we agreed that I was getting married at the hotel?" I asked confused.

"Oh that wasn't for you silly…that was for me." Alice said with a small smile on her face.

We left early the next day. We had wanted to beat the traffic and made it home in record time. When we got in Alice and Rosalie both had goofy grins on their faces. I asked them what was going on.

"Well Alice and I decided that since you and Edward were engaged…and Jasper and Emmett are right next door anyways…that Edward would move in here and we would move in with the boys…I mean it was bound to happen sooner or later…we couldn't live together for the rest of our lives!" Rosalie said. I was shocked. I hadn't seen that one coming. I was speechless

"Rosalie…what can I say!" I finally sputtered out.

"We wont do it right away…probably with in a month or so." Rosalie said answering my unspoken question.

"HEY GUESS WHAT EDWARD ROSE AND I ARE GOING TO LIVE TOGETHER…ROSE AND ALICE ARE MOVING IN AND YOUR BEING SHIPPED OFF TO MARRIED PERSONS LAND…HAHAHAHAH!" Emmett's voice rang.

"Tact is not one of Emmett's strong suits is it!" Rosalie shrugged. It was then that the phone rang. I picked it up.

"Hey Bells…good your home…we'll be up to drop Little Edward off in twenty minutes…is that okay?" Charlie asked.

"Yeah now's great!" I lied. Well they were already on their way.

"Good..love ya…bye!" the phone clicked.

"babysitting tonight…just wonderful and I had plans with Emmett!" Rosalie moaned.

"Rose I'll break a deal with you…we'll take turns…before you have to leave drop Little Edward off with us…We'll be right next door…it's the best that your going to get…you don't want to have Alice anywhere near that child…she'll take it shopping!" I said.

"Deal!" Rosalie said shaking my hand. I then went off to tell Edward. He seemed very understanding…he loved little Edward like he was his own child. Edward was going to be a good father someday.

Twenty minutes later my father showed up. Little Edward was getting bigger and bigger by the day. He looked like a blonde haired version of my father which in a way kind of creped me out. Rosalie pushed me out of the way and grabbed Little Edward.

"mama…I mean Sister Rosalie is here…ohh your so cute…I could just eat you up!" Rosalie cooed. Her eyes twinkled materially. Yep definitely going to be the next one to get pregnant! I headed out the door to meet up with Edward…luckily we were just having a romantic dinner at his place.

Emmetts point of view.

After getting ready I had come over to watch the little tyke while Rosalie got ready…a feet that she usually takes two hours to accomplish. Alice and Jasper had gone out and since my apartment was now off limits to everyone but my bird I had no other choice. Rosalie placed Baby Edward in his motorized car and wheeled him over next to me while I was watching the foot ball game.

"GO SEAHAWLKS…RUN RUN RUN!" I chanted at the TV. I went to turn up the volume…and nothing happened. I tried it again…nothing happened. I pressed the power button…didn't do anything. Huh their remote must have been broken.

"TOUCHDOWN!" I chanted when they landed in the end zone. Football was so exciting to watch. It was then that Rosalie came walking out all ready to go.

"Ready to g…where is Little Edward?" Rosalie glared at me. I looked down to see the car had disappeared. So that was what that remote was for…opts!

"On a date with Bella in the next apartment…duh!" I responded.

"I meant the baby!…WHAT DID YOU DO WITH THE BABY!" Rosalie roared like she wanted to choke me or something. We then heard what sounded like a motorized engine speeding down the hall way. We looked to see the door to the apartment wide open.

"YOU DIDN'T EMMETT…PLEASE TELL ME YOU DIDN'T HIT THE AUTOMATIC BUTTON!" Rosalie roared. Opts….I thought that was the power for the TV

"OH MY GOD…HOLD ON BABY EDWARD!" Rosalie roared as we sprinted down the hall. The car hit the back wall of the elevator…turned itself around, but was stopped by the closing doors. We looked up to see the numbers going down on the top of the elevator and sprinted down the emergency stair well.

"EMMETT YOU ARE SUCH AN IDIOT…HE COULD BE ANYWHERE!" Rosalie roared.

"Me! I'm not the one who tricked the car out so that it could turn….I'm not the one that placed identical remotes next to each other…so I'm not completely at fault for this!" I responded back.

We then proceeded to check every floor.

BPV

Edward and I had just finished cleaning up when we heard a knock on the door of my apartment. It went on for a few minutes before who ever it was moved to Edwards door. We looked at each other confused….where the hell were Emmett and Rosalie? I opened the door.

"Excuse me miss…we found your son in the main lobby…he was hitting the glass door with his vehicle …you should keep a better eye on your children!" The doorman said pushing Little Edwards car into our apartment. I could see why he thought Little Edward was mine…he really did look a lot like me.

"Thank you sir for finding my little brother!" I empathized the last word. How the hell did he end up in the main lobby?

"Oh well…all the same…keep an eye on him!" The man said walking away. I shut the door.

"What happened?" Edward asked staring at the child. I told him and we immediately took the child to the kitchen table where we checked him over for injuries. Why the hell were Emmett and Rosalie not watching him? We then examined the car…which was heavily scuffed. From the look of it he had inherited "The Swan Family Curse"…he was definitely one of us.

"Hey I got an idea…lets teach them a lesson!" Edward said. I agreed with him…at the very least one of them should have been watching the child! I placed little Edward in his crib in my apartment and headed back to Edwards. A few minutes later there was frantic bangs on the door. I opened it to see the frightened faces of Emmett and Rosalie.

"Is little Edward in there?" Emmett asked trying to gain composure.

"No what are you talking about?" I asked playing dumb.

"I…um…uh…ROSALIE LOST THE BABY!" Emmett roared. Rosalie whacked him.

"THAT'S A LIE….THAT'S NOT HOW IT WENT DOWN AND YOU KNOW IT EM!" Rosalie roared

"So let me get this straight…YOU TWO DID WHAT?" I shouted the last part

"We cant find him anywhere…idiot over there accidentally put the car in automatic and sent it down the hallway into the elevator." Rosalie said frantically.

"We've looked on every floor…if he's hurt Em so help me god…." Rosalie trailed off. Emmett gulped.

"What if someone took him…EMMETT WHAT IF SOMEONE TOOK HIM!" Rosalie roared the last part.

"IF HE DIES EM IT WILL BE YOUR FAULT EM…I'LL MAKE SURE YOU'LL GET SUED!" Rosalie roared some more. It was then Alice came in the door spraying the latest Dolce and Gabbana perfume all over the baby who was in Jaspers arms.

Um guys whats this horrible smell coming from the baby…it completely stunk up our apartment!" Alice cried.

"BABY MAMMA ROSALIE IS HERE…WE'RE KEEPING YOU AWAY FROM EVIL EMMETT AND HIS WIGGY THUMB!" Rosalie roared pushing Jasper out of the way. Emmett looked confused.

"What's a wiggy thumb?" Emmett asked. We all just started to laugh.

"OH ALICE YOU'RE A LIFE SAVER WHERE ON EARTH DID YOU FIND HIM?" Rosalie cried hugging the baby and kissing his head profusely.

" In his crib…obviously!" Alice answered as if it should have been obvious.

"How…I know what I saw…BELLA ?" She shouted the last part.

"Alright …the doorman found him in the main lobby and found me…he actually though I was his mother…and then I realized what had happened and we decided that we would give you guys…well Emmett more than you…a lesson in child care…he was in his crib …which he cant escape so he wasn't in any danger!" I said.

"THAT WAS NOT FUNNY!" Rosalie shouted angrily.

"Actually it is…if it were me I'd probably have done the same thing!" Emmett burst out laughing. Rosalie ignored him and headed back to our room to change Little Edward's diaper.

"Alright…I'll forgive you…if you don't say anything to mom and dad about our little "accident"" Rosalie said add hand gestures around the word "accident".

"Deal!" I said.

"Alright babe…Baby's safe…I'm hungry!" Emmett moaned heading out the door.