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Snape sends another letter, what about this time?
Dear Lily,
Your son flew a car to school. You noticed the 'flew' part and thought I mixed it up with 'drove'? I did not. They, as in Mr. Ronald Weasley and himself, flew the car to school and proceeded to fly it into the Whomping Willow. How they managed to hit that tree when it's nearly as tall as the castle and nearly as wide as a dormitory room is beyond me! If that isn't something the Marauders would do, I don't know what is. Your son is an arrogant and attention-seeking boy exactly like his father, even got a side-kick. They only got detention too.
If I didn't know better, I would think that Minerva thought the whole thing at least mildly amusing because I'm positive Dumbledore did.
Severus Snape
Oh a flying car, we should have known.