50 Times Failed

by Mairu and Kururi

Ed and Roy are in love, but Roy can't tell him, nor can he propose. The fails of these two idiots. Because that's exactly what they are. YAOI, T for Ed, adn refferences to sex. Will later just become to random ventures of Ed and Roy. I swear to god, my writing is not usually this crack-a-licious.

25. Chapter 25

HALWAY BITCHES

"EDWARD ELRIC!" Roy shrieked from a seat at the bar. Ed rolled his eyes as Roy sat himself on Ed's lap and began to grind onto the blonde.

"I love you," Roy whispered seductively into Ed's ear.

Ed pushed him off his lap.

"Doesn't count."