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SHERLOCK! Uncuff me. - John Watson
Uncuff you? What did you get yourself into this time Watson? - SH
Don't play coy, just come home and uncuff me. - John Watson
Play coy? Why would I be doing that? Also, how are you texting if you're cuffed? What were you doing? - SH
I can text with one hand, it's hardly difficult. Are you telling me you are completely ignorant of my situation? Until I told you, of course. - John Watson
What use would it do for me to handcuff you John? Please be logical. You made me sign that contract not to experiment on you after the flea incident... I wouldn't risk a legal battle - SH
Right. Of course. Come home, please? It's really uncomfortble. - John Watson
I'm in the middle of something John. I can't exactly go "sorry, need to pop home, my flatmate's managed to handcuff himself to..." What have you handcuffed yourself to? - SH
Your chair. - John Watson
YOU'RE IN MY CHAIR?! - SH
No, handcuffed over it. I'm upside-down. I think I'm going to pass out in a second. - John Watson
Upside-down? Have you tried calling for Mrs. Hudson? - SH
I have to admit John, I'm finding your predicament very amusing - SH
Of course I bloody have! She didn't answer. Bloody hell, Sherlock, I need you, please. - John Watson
John, being unconscious for a while won't hurt you. This is really quite important. I'm sorry. Why don't you use your phone to ask someone else for help? Lestrade or Anderson? - SH
On second thoughts, not Anderson. I don't want him in our flat. - SH
I'm getting Anderson just to spite you. - John Watson
Wouldn't work. He doesn't have a a key. Lestrade does. - SH
Yes. Doesn't have a key. - John Watson
Repetition John? - SH
No. Just reassuring you that Anderson definately doesn't have a key. - John Watson
John Watson. Tell me you haven't given Anderson a key to our flat? - SH
I haven't given Anderson the key to our flat. - John Watson
Now be honest. - SH
I haven't given Anderson the key to our flat. - John Watson
I'm going to text Lestrade and make both him and Anderson stay at scotland yard until you tell me what you're trying to hide - SH
I promise you I haven't given Anderson a key. Anderson does not own a key. - John Watson
Can't you come? I don't trust anyone else seeing me like this. - John Watson
Has Anderson acquired a key in any other way? Oh? Like what John? - SH
Weak. Vunerable. In an humiliating position - John Watson
Your own fault John. If you think you can survive for another half hour I can come and free you - SH
I really hate you sometimes - John Watson