Penny's curled up on the sofa, wrapped tight around a hot water bottle and feeling awful when the usual triple knock sounds on the door
she sighs and drags herself off the sofa, still wrapped in her blanket
"Hi Sheldon. Sorry, I'm not feeling like doing much tonight, my shift was hell"
He nods and walks into her apartment. she notices he's holding a box of full of unusual stuff, boxes and meters and cables.
"I know. I've been tracking your menstrual cycle for a while and cross referencing it with your moods. "
"you've WHAT!"?!
"You did agree I could monitor your health and well being. "
"Oh. yeah."
"I understand you often suffer from menstrual cramps, so, I've decided to apply myself to relieving them. I do not like to see you in such distress. Also it takes up valuable time you could be spending with me."
He hands her a bottle of water and a few pills - first, Pain relief medication and hydration.
"I've already taken something."
"what did you take and when?"
"just a couple of advil this morning"
"did it help ?"
"sort off. "
"we can start a drug review later to work out the best medication and dosage for you. now, to the bedroom"
she shuffles along after him
"I've got to warn you I'm really not feeling sexy, Sheldon and I look a real mess" she complains half heartedly
"duly noted. "
He rummages in the bathroom, tut-tut-ing over the lack of towel organisation. "Do you even have a system? how do you ever find anything in here?"
giving up he takes a large dark bath towel from the box and lays it over the middle of the bed. In the centre of that he puts an electric heat pad and plugs it in.
"here, take off your clothes and lie on this." She looks at him with a frown. He explains.
"Simply stated, menstrual cramps are caused by contractions in the uterus. If the uterus contracts too strongly, it presses against nearby blood vessels and cut off the supply of oxygen to the muscle tissues, and pain results."
he starts unpacking a load of multicoloured wires and strange machinery from the box
"I can fix that"
"is this going to hurt?"
"This is a TENS unit. It's like being flicked with a finger -noticeable but not unpleasant, you'll just find it unusual to start."
The electrodes go on the bit of the lower back where the triangle of the pelvis starts.
"relax and enjoy it."
"Oh. ow.. I see what you mean. it's kind of .. odd. "
she lies there as the device pulses, feeling her back tense and relax
"Now, spread your legs."
puzzled, she moves her feet a bit apart.
"wider, get your feet to the edges of the bed"
She spreads wider, feeling rather exposed. "this is a pretty undignified pose Sheldon"
"don't worry, all will become clear"
"Enjoying the view from back there?" she chuckles a little, flexes her muscles, making her ass jiggle and bounce for him. He peered down between her legs, his intent gaze making her even more flushed
"Indeed i am"
He strokes the back of one finger slowly up and down over her lips, watching her part and spread, glistening wetly. She sighs "mmm that's nice. "
he holds up a large glass rod with a rounded end. turning it, she sees there's a slight curve to it. it's clamped onto one end of an electrical cable.
"Ok, what the hell is That for?"
"this is for the internal stimulation"
"Internal Stimulation? are you serious? "
He nods. "Don't worry, this is perfectly safe. "
"well... ok. I'll trust you on this. "
she lays her head down on the pillow, muttering "why am I letting a wackadoodle doddle me with a glass dildo?" She turns her head back "That better not be cold!"
resting his hand in the small of her back he strokes the glass dildo down between her legs, probing her lips apart, stroking up and down. She's surprised how softly he strokes and how wet she is. It could just be the little shocks from the pads but there's something about being the centre of Sheldons attention that's kind of sexy.
"oh, that tingles. mmmmm. hey, is that thing electrified too?"
"yes, just like the pads. "
"I've noticed you enjoy clitoral stimulation but this calls for a deeper, more internalised orgasm to relax the uterus"
"ah... it sounds so dirty when you talk science to me, Dr Cooper. "
she wiggled her hips, settling down into the comforting warmth of the pad as he slowly strokes the glass rod back and forth. How can something so intimate and sexy be so unsexy?
He adds a tens pad to the inside of each of her thighs.
she gasps then purrs "this is very weird but very good.." she slips her hand down between her legs, starting to slowly rub her clit, enjoying the rhythmic pulse of the shocks .
he lightly slaps her ass - "No, not like that. put your hands over your head. "
"but you said I needed to cum..."
"put your hands over your head. to get the best results you'll need to orgasm without external clitoral stimulation. "
petulantly she grumbles "But I don't just come like that."
"No, you've just never come like that before. an important distinction."
she sighs and puts her hands over her head
He takes her crossed wrists in his left hand and holds them down, not breaking rhythm with his right
"you trust me, don't you? "
"you'd not be doing this to me if I didn't... ah.. mm... yes, yes I do. "
he keeps his grip on her wrists. nothing she couldn't twist out of, just a firm reminder
"then relax"
He clicks both machines up a notch and she squirms
"I'm all yours Dr Cooper"
"Indeed you are" He starts to move the probe faster now and she moans and starts to hump the pillow, hips circling. She can feel the familiar excitement building, but it's different somehow, deeper. She starts to tense and relax in time with the shocks, feeling the probes curve trace tingles inside her. Having Sheldon hold her down, do things to her, tease and probe her makes it all the more exciting.
She feels the excitement build, gripping inside her as she screams "Sheldon!" and arches her back, thighs spasming, feet gripping the edges of the bed. She tugs at her held wrists but he holds firm, which sends more shudders down her spine to the deep pulsing warmth. "Yes! oh Yes!"
After she Lies there, spent.
"that was... new. and good. very good. where do you get all these wonderful toys?"