Episode 25

"Hello!" Therius greeted, waving at the camera and smiling. "So, Yurick and I are back..."

Syrenne chuckled. "You have any footage of your vacation?"

Yurick blushed. "Yeah, we do, but we'll show it after the Q and A!"

Q and A

"The first questions are from a Guest reviewer..."

I've just found this and I really love the show! Keep up the good work, you guys rock!

Yurick: are you willing to teach someone fire magic...? Just, y'know, curious. c: ...heheh.

Lowell: so... How many times has Sryenne had to beat you up for flirting with girls?

Therius: hOW IS YOUR HAIR SO FRICKIN PERFECT LORD HAVE MERCY ITS SO FLOOFY

Mirania: have you ever gotten kicked out of a restaurant for eating too much? I can just picture that happening. Either that or you'd get a big round of applause because whew... The money lost.

Dare for Yurick: dress up like a cat... FOR A WHOLE DAY. I think we all need to see this wonderful situation.
Oh, and you have to go out into public while this is going on. No question about it. *mischevious grin*

Yurick did not look amused as Lowell handed him a cat costume, complete with whiskers, ears and tail, as well as paws. "Well, I can handle teaching small children. As for grumpy adults, no."

Lowell laughed sheepishly as Syrenne glared at him. "Oh, well...let's just say I lost count after fifty..."

Dagran stared. "You flirted with that many girls!?"

Lowell nodded, grinning awkwardly. "Yeah, I did. Until Syrenne and I got together of course!"

Therius blushed as everyone stared at his hair. "Stop staring at me," He nearly squeaked.

Calista hesitantly put a hand on Therius' head, stroking his hair. She gasped, gazing at him in amazement. "I-it's so fluffy!" She exclaimed, continuing to stroke his hair.

Therius blushed even more, shrinking away from her touch. "L-Lady Calista, please stop! I don't know why it ends up being this nice, honestly."

Zesha chuckled. "Maybe you're born with it," He teased softly.

Mirania giggled. "No, I've never been kicked out. Especially at the all-you-can-eat restaurants, and I often got a lot of applause...or awkward stares." She blushed at that. "Dagran doesn't like it though, and food becomes a huge part of the budget because of my eating habits..."

Yuricklover1123 chapter 24 . Jul 5

{I'm still in the story, right!?}
*still sitting in the corner of the room, bored and lonely. Felt her heart skip a beat when Dagran came over and sat down in front of her, still trying to apologize, and avoiding her eyes*
*looks up at him and smiles* "it's ok, I'm..I'm f-fine-" *starts to tear up a bit* "sorry for slapping you last time." *looks back down* "my name is Emily, by the way. Umm... Do you think, if I got to join the mercenary group, and we got to know eachother more, do you think we could possibly get t-t-together…?" *blushes bright red and looks away, embarrassed*
{your choice what Dagran says! ;-)}

Dagran blushed, gently patting Emily's hair to try to calm her down.

"Um, it's okay, really...I was kinda being a jerk earlier." He managed softly. "Nice to meet you, Emily. And sure, you can join my group for now. Maybe we'll get together when we get to know each other. Maybe not. We'll see." He smiled at her.

Lowell was pumping a fist in the corner out of cheering. "Yes, Dagran's got a girl! He's growing up!"

Dagran glared at Lowell, blushing of embarassment. "SHUT UP!"

BigBangYingYang62

I apologize if my review was a little... lengthy... I'll try to keep it shorter this time around.

Zael/Calista: Hope the search for your parents goes well, Calista. And Zael, this should be simple. Which weapon do you prefer? Zangurak's lance, Stranger, or the upgrades Travie?

Mirania: Is your amazing appetite from being raised in the forest or were you just born with it?

Zangurak: I doubt human oppression was the only reason you're racist towards humans. So spill it. Why do you hate humans so much?

Therius: You got it, Therius. You're my favorite male/overall character for a reason. That being said, now that you're rested from your vacation, I'd like to know how a four way duel between you, Zael, Jirall hyped on Emperor, and General Asthar would go. Any ideas, or are you gonna have to have field test that for us?

Zepha: Do you follow the same code of honor as Therius that dictates running away isn't allowed or did you just seriously think that when you, wounded or no, could handle Zael and his group ALONE when you and your brother TOGETHER got your shit wrecked?

All: I dare everyone, unless anyone is currently absent from the group, to go on a two week camping trip in teams of three after the episode you're reading this review takes place, record the whole thing, and show us the results of the team who did the worst at the whole "rough it in the great outdoors" thing. That team THEN has to spend 5 days walking around Lazulis Island naked and take on the arena once a day armed with nothing but umbrellas, feathers, and water pistols.

I hope this was shorter than last time, sorry if it wasn't. I know that this last one shows I'm evil, but when this thing is in the humor category, I had to throw in at least ONE evil idea. You do understand. Nick, OUT!

Yurick gasped. "No, no, it's okay! You can have them as long as you want! We don't mind the questions!"

Calista smiled. "Thanks, Nick. I appreciate it. I'm still searching..."

Zael tried to think. "Hm...well, I'm really bad with lances, so it's a toss up between Stranger or the upgraded Travie...actually, I think I like Travie best."

Mirania smiled. "I think I was just born with it, honestly. The Forest Guardian herself was concerned about my appetite, though, and did often remind me not to over-consume, as that was bad for the forest..."

Zangurak glared at the camera. "They all just seem pathetic and...once you see them slaughtering your home village, it's hard not to hate them.." He hissed.

Therius tried to think. "Um...well, first, thank you for being a favourite of yours. Second, Zael has beaten me in the past. But I've also beaten Asthar in the Tower of Trials (and then he beat me later in practice duels). I've never dueled Jirall so I don't know how I would fare against him, but a four way battle? I have no idea how that will work. I believe we'll have to test that out next episode."

Zepha sighed, nodding. "Yes, I follow the same code of honor if you must know..."

Everyone stared at the last dare.

"No." Arganan whispered. "Well shit."

"Language!" Asthar responded, giving him a look. "One copper."

"Fine!" Arganan slapped one copper coin into Asthar's hand.

Therius stared. "What sort of system is this?"

Asthar sighed. "Arganan and I have swear jars for each other because we cuss so much in our spare time. So every time either one of us swears, we have to put one copper into the other's swear jar." He chuckled slightly, grinning. "Though I'm happy to say that Arganan has sworn ten times more than I have so far."

Arganan blushed slightly. "Er...yeah..."

Calista blinked. "Um, let me try to separate everyone into groups..."

Groups for camping

Group 1— Arganan, Asthar and Zoran

Group 2— Zael, Calista and Zangurak

Group 3—Zesha, Zepha and Jirall

Group 4— Syrenne, Lowell and Mirania

Group 5 — Yurick, Therius and Dagran

Zael took a deep breath. "Hands up if you think Zesha, Zepha and Jirall will fail."

Everyone else but Zesha, Zepha and Jirall put their hands up immediately.

Jirall stared. "Wow," He spoke sarcastically, "We have so much support, guys..."

XxGirlGamerXx

Omfg best episode yet! I couldn't stop laughing! Anyway, Yurick, I'm sorry for this, but I just have to do it.

Yurick stared. "Wait, what?"

All of a sudden, loud, electronic annoying music began starting up, with random yells that sounded like "DA!" interspersed.

Yurick's eyes widened in horror as Lowell yelled out in triumph.

"OH YES!"

DA DA DA DA DA DA—

DO THE HARLEM SHAKE!

All of a sudden, random dancers appeared, randomly dancing to the music. Yurick let a loud, piercing scream of pain escape him as he covered his ears, while Lowell let out a roar of evil laughter.

Syrenne, Therius, and everyone else stood to the side, staring.

"Uh..." Syrenne trailed off slowly, placing one hand on her own pregnant bump and wondering how crazy her child's father exactly was.

Therius winced. "This is pure evil." He managed.

Zangurak looked like a mix of confusion and cringing in one. "I second that."

Mirania gave a blank stare. "Um, let's go to the next questions that XxGirlGamerXx gave us..."

Someone sing Shut Up and Sleep With Me to a random person on the street. You can use that in the skit if you'd like.

Everyone immediately started arguing over who would do it.

"LOWELLL!"

"ZANGURAK!"

"ARGANAN YOU DO IT!"

"HELL NO, JIRALL, YOU'RE DOING IT!"

"WAIT!" Therius screamed, and everyone went silent, staring at him. Therius coughed awkwardly, trying to regain composure. "Zangurak you do it."

Zangurak stared blankly at him. "Why me?" The King of the Gurak asked.

Therius gave him a look. "Because you haven't had to do any embarrassing things yet on this show. So do it."

Zangurak smirked. "Fine." He spoke, before walking out of the room. Yurick and Jirall were setting up the cameras that showed what was going on outside the building, and soon they found Zangurak, who'd corned somebody and was singing/hissing the song while the other person looked plain terrified.

"Oh goodness." Asthar spoke up. "I think he's cornered Miss Meredith.."

Jirall and Zepha were both nearly laughing at this. "L-Lord Zangurak is so bad at singing..." Zepha managed to utter through his chuckles.

Meredith, on camera, eventually couldn't handle it anymore and screamed, running away. Zangurak blankly stared, stopping singing, before shrugging and going back inside the building back to the room where everyone else was.

Questions: Lowell, I heard you were in an episode of Doctor Who along with Arganan and Asthar. I just finished Lowell's episode, but I haven't seen Arganan's or Asthar's yet. Anyway, let me just ask, what was it like fighting a werewolf? And what did you think of The Doctor and Rose Tyler?

Lowell gasped. "Wait, you saw it!? That's awesome!" He chuckled a bit. "It was damn frightening to fight that werewolf. Sucks that I got killed by it. The Doctor and Rose Tyler were pretty nice, I think..."

Yurick and Therius' vacation at the Empire!

Day 1

"So," Yurick spoke up, holding the camera so that it was facing him and Therius, before it switched to showing the shiny, pristine lobby area of the hotel, "This is the inn that Therius and I are staying in. It's evening and we only just got here, so we're going to be settling in for the day. All the hotels here in the Empire are really expensive, so if you're vacationing here, inns are probably a more economical choice...I think...let me just show our room."

The camera then transitioned to a nice, cozy room with one big bed for the both of them to share.

Therius blushed. "Um, I think we were supposed to get two beds..."

Yurick stuttered slightly, nervous. "The people at the counter told me that one of the beds broke. I told them that we'd be okay with sharing one..."

Therius blushed even more at that. "W-well, I don't mind. We can share..."

"Okay..."

The footage then went straight to the bathroom.

"Oh!" Therius gasped. "They have a decent bathroom here, with working toilets and sinks as well as a working shower. Very nice."

Yurick nodded. "I agree." He then sighed. "Remember the last time we went on vacation?"

"With the bad showerhead? Let's not talk about it here."

"Okay."

Day 2

The camera footage went straight to the two of them having breakfast, with sausage and eggs and toast to go with it.

"This is actually good," Therius spoke, biting into his toast and finishing eating it, grabbing a napkin nearby and wiping his mouth. He then put it down, before getting another napkin (clean one) and he reached it towards the camera.

"What are you doing?" Yurick was heard (off camera, as he was holding the camera).

Therius blushed slightly at this, continuing to try to wipe towards the camera. "I'm trying to wipe your face. You have crumbs..."

The footage skipped straight to the marketplace, hustling and bustling with people. The camera screen was waved about wildly.

"S-sorry about the shaky camera!" Yurick was heard shouting. "It's just...there's a lot of people! Umm, ummm...we'll back to you!"

The footage went straight to Therius and Yurick in their room at the inn.

Therius chuckled sheepishly. "So, uh, we would have shown you what the marketplace here in the Empire is like, but unfortunately we didn't realize how busy it was and we didn't want to accidentally drop our camera while filming so sorry about that. We basically went out shopping for the entire day..." He winced, trying to massage one of his arms with the other arm's hand. "Ouch...those bags got heavy..."

Yurick chuckled a bit, putting a hand to Therius' arm and trying to help him massage it. "Your fault for insisting on lifting all the souvenirs." He teased.

Therius blushed a little, smiling back at him. "True...You know, we might as well just show some of the souvenirs we got for everyone."

Yurick nodded. "Yeah." He took out a box. "This is for Calista. We heard you liked tea, so we got a small set that contains a whole variety of looseleaf tea.."

Therius was digging around in the bags when he pulled out something. "And this is for Asthar—"

"Um..." Yurick stared at the item, his face beginning to go red. "Therius, that's not a souvenir. That's your spare boxers. D-did you forget to separate your clothes from the souvenirs earlier before we went to dinner?"

"AAH!" Therius' face was a beet red as he put it away. "SORRY!"

Yurick blushed. "It's okay...also, earlier after we went shopping but before filming this part here, we went to the hot springs. We would have shown footage from there, but we weren't sure if this camera was waterproof so we didn't want to take the risk. Sorry, fangirls that probably wanted to see us shirtless!"

Day 3

"So," Yurick spoke up, he and Therius pointing the camera to the window. "It's a snowstorm out there, so we're staying in for the whole day..."

Day 4

Therius shivered a bit, hugging himself a bit as he and Yurick walked through a park. "It's still pretty cold out—"He managed, even wearing earmuffs and a scarf covering the lower half of his face, "But at least the snowstorm's over so right now we're in one of the Empire's open parks. A lot of people come here to play in the snow after the snowstorms. There was even one time when I ended up making snowmen with children while on knight duty because they got lost and they were scared..." He smiled a little at that. "It was fun.."

Yurick smiled. "Therius?"

Therius blinked, looking to him. "What is it?"

Yurick blushed. "D-do you wanna build a snowman?"

Therius blushed a little. "Uhhh...sure!"

The two then proceeded to go and build a snowman, shown by the now sped-up footage. The two were helping each other roll up the snow into balls and then stacking them on top of each other. Then..

"Yurick?"

Yurick looked up from sticking the last twig into the snowman's side. "Yeah?"

"...We're missing eyes."

Yurick blinked. "What?" He repeated. He stood, staring in near horror.

Therius was right. The snowman was missing eyes.

Therius blushed. "I-I forgot to find any rocks or coal..."

Yurick was now blushing also. "D-do you think it's okay to leave the snowman like this?"

"I don't know...what if children are traumatized by the sight of it?"

"I don't think it's that bad."

"Okay..."

Day 5

"We're on our way back from the Empire," Therius spoke up, the two now in a carriage, "And hopefully we'll get back to Lazulis by ten this evening..."

That was when a roar was heard from outside.

Yurick was heard gasping. "What was that!?"

Therius looked through the window. "...Oh no."

"What?"

"...It's a yeti."

Yurick groaned. "NO."

"Yes." The white knight uttered.

Yurick winced. "Any idea what to do?"

"Yeah. DRIVE FASTER WHOEVER IS RUNNING THIS CARRIAGE!"

"There was an actual yeti?" Dagran exclaimed.

Therius nodded. "Yeah. Thankfully we managed to get away..." He let out a slow breath. "Otherwise Yurick and I would have been yeti dinner!"

Yurick shivered. "This is why I don't want to go back to the Empire any time soon..."

Therius gently patted Yurick's head. "Don't worry. Next time we go on vacation maybe we can go to a warmer, relatively safer place."

"Sounds good."

Conclusion

Yurick grinned, waving at the screen. "So, that's it for this episode. Hope you guys enjoyed it, and see you next episode!"

Jirall stared. "That's it?" He repeated.

Therius nodded. "Uh, yeah."

"Okay." Jirall then ran out of the room. Zepha gasped, getting up.

"Brother, we have to continue hunting him! GO!" He promptly dragged Zesha out of the room, the twin brother of Zepha looking rather surprised.

Zangurak stared. "That was quick..."

Asthar nodded. "You can say that again..."