Discovering Fanfiction
Maya Normousbutt didn't expect to see Scott Buttreeks when she opened her front door after hearing a knock. To be honest, she didn't expect to see anyone familiar. She thought it surely had to be a mistake.
But no. Scott Buttreeks was standing there, purple and stiff, and looked at her blankly.
She blinked.
"I ran out of milk," Scott Buttreeks said after a few long moments of silence.
"Oh," Maya Normousbutt said dumbly.
"Can I take some of yours?" He asked, shifting uneasily in his place. He hated to rely on others.
Maya Normousbutt blinked again. "Ahh…" God, Maya Normousbutt thought to herself, say something and don't just stare at him! "...y-yes." Very Good, Maya Normousbutt!
Scott Buttreeks nodded and looked at her expectantly.
"Well?" He said finally, raising an orange eyebrow.
"Well what?" Maya Normousbutt asked.
"The milk?"
Maya Normousbutt wanted to die from embarrassment. "Oh," She said dumbly. "Right."
Stupid, stupid, stupid!
After he walked away with three bottles of milk (Maya didn't want him to be in a loss of milk, after all), she kicked herself mentally. Because she hated Scott Buttreeks, and she just gave him three bottles of her milk.
Her milk!
She shook her head at her eagerness to please Scott Buttreeks, then moved to the computer to read some comments and messages of other people, because she didn't have any of her own.
There was a new comment on Ripper's Wall, and Maya Normousbutt went to check it.
Ripper Profile Page
Name: Ripper.
Age: 40.
Home: District Twelve.
Current location: In my shop.
Interested in: Drinking, selling drinks, and Haymitch ;)
In a relationship: No.
The comment was from Gale Hawthorne, and it was received on May 22 at 13:09PM.
'Who the hell are you?'
Ripper sent the next comment.
'I'm Ripper. The woman who sells alcohol to the amazing Haymitch ;)'
Haymitch Abernathy then joined the conversation.
'God bless you.'
Gale Hawthorne sent the next comment.
'But you're from District Twelve. How come I don't remember you?'
Ripper's next comment was received at 13:13PM.
'Suzanne Collins barely mentioned me in the books. *humph* You know that there's only one fanfics about me in Fanfiction? Seriously! Even Buttercup has more fanfics about him than me, and he's a freaking cat!'
'Mew.' Buttercup sent.
Katniss Everdeen then joined the conversation.
'What the hell is Fan Fiction?'
Peeta Mellark answered her question.
'Fan fiction is a broadly-defined term for fan labor regarding stories about characters or settings written by fans of the original work, rather than by the original creator. There's a website, called Fanfiction dot net. You should check it out. You have NO IDEA how many stories there are about us! *heart* There are a lot of loafly people out there.'
'Oh no.' Was Katniss's reply to that.
'Oh yes!' Peeta sent back happily.
Gale Hawthorne then posted the next comment.
'Really? There's a website dedicated for stories written by fans? I want to see what people think of me! I bet they all just LOVE me!'
Ripper sent the next comment.
'…no. No, they don't.'
Katniss Everdeen sent the next comment five minutes later.
'I CAN'T BELIEVE IT! Only four stories about me and Thresh, and 4,914 about me and Peeta? WHY!'
Gale Hawthorne was the next one to post a comment.
'Only 1,185 stories about me and Katniss? COME ON, PEOPLE!'
President Snow The Sexy Rooster then sent a comment of his own.
'NO STORIES ABOUT ME AND CATO? THAT'S AN ABOMINATION!'
Peeta Mellark then sent the next comment.
'Here, Katniss loaf, I'll send you some of the best fanfics on Fanfiction!'
Katniss Everdeen sent the next comment a few minutes later.
'Ahh… Peeta?'
'Yes, Katniss dear?' Peeta sent.
'They're all about you and Gale.' Katniss wrote.
Gale Hawthorne sent the next comment.
'O.O There are… there are fanfics about… us?'
Peeta Mellark then sent the next comment.
'*nodding* Yep. 179 fanfics. Want me to send you some of my favorites?'
Johanna Mason then joined the conversation.
'Oh, Peeta. You never fail to entertain me.'
'Why, thank you! :D' Peeta Mellark wrote happily.
Katniss Everdeen then sent the next comment.
'Oh, dear God. What the hell is that thing! "Katniss woke up and felt a sharp pain between her legs. She looked down, and noticed she grew a 'Katniss Junior' down there during the night. She's a boy. She is now a he. Boy!Katniss." WHAT THE HELL!'
Peeta Mellark sent a quick, excited reply.
'Ooh I loaf this kind of fanfictions! You know, Boy!Katniss, Female!Peeta. Really shows me what would've happened differently if I was a girl and you were a boy.'
'What would've happened differently in the story then?' Ripper asked.
It took Peeta a few long minutes to think about his answer and post it.
'Ahh… nothing, really.'
Gale Hawthorne sent the next comment.
'Then why would people want to add Katniss equipment between her legs and give Peeta a pair of boobs?'
President Snow The Sexy Rooster replied quickly to Gale's question.
'Because Boy!Katniss is way hotter than Boy!Peeta and Girl!Peeta is way hotter than Girl!Katniss. Jeez, Hawthorne, it's not that hard to understand.'
Cato The Sexy Buffalo sent the next comment.
'Why are there so many fics about me and Peeta?'
'There are? :D' Peeta Mellark asked excitedly.
Maya Normousbutt smiled. Oh, she just loved those fanfics about Peeta and Cato. Those were the best.
President Snow The Sexy Rooster, apparently, didn't agree with her.
'Okay, this must change. I'm going to start writing some stories about me and Cato RIGHT NOW! There is no way that Fanfiction will lack the sexiness of me and Cato as a couple!'
'Oh sh*t.' Was Cato The Sexy Buffalo's response.
Haymitch Abernathy then sent the next comment.
'Just found a fanfic about me and Peeta! I don't know what that M under the description of the story means, but that won't stop me from reading that story!'
Heehee.
'He's going to regret it.' Ripper sent.
Katniss Everdeen, Cato The Sexy Buffalo, President Snow The Sexy Rooster, Johanna Mason and Gale Hawthorne liked this.
Johanna Mason sent the next comment.
'Haha, I LOVE the stories about me! I'm such a badass!'
'That's one way to look at yourself…' Katniss Everdeen sent in reply.
Haymitch Abernathy then rejoined the conversation after reading the M rated fic.
'Oh. Dear. Lord. I think my nightmares are going to get worse now.'
Ripper sent a quick, comforting reply.
'Oh, my poor baby! Was it that bad?'
Haymitch Abernathy immediately replied.
'*shudders* There are some people with a very sick imagination out there.'
Peeta Mellark sent the next comment.
'I know. And it's so totally awesome! ^^'
President Snow The Sexy Rooster sent a comment a few minutes later.
'DONE! Check it out, Cato, I wrote a fanfic about us! Its name is, 'The Rooster, The Buffalo And The Three Baboons'!'
Cato The Sexy Buffalo sent the last comment.
'I thought that my suffer ended after Katniss killed me. I guess I was wrong.'
Am so tired. My flight was at 1 am and I didn't sleep at all.
And then, when my family and I finally got back to our house, we saw that our ceiling was on the floor.
I'm not kidding.
The plaster of the ceiling in our living room fell to the ground.
I didn't even know it was possible until today.
Ugh. That was not a pleasant surprise.
But Hungary was awesome and I had so much fun in there! Budapest is seriously the most beautiful city I've ever seen. The architecture of the buildings and houses is incredible, so, as an artist, it was just amazing to see it.
Me and my family were in a group of other Israelis tourists, so we all walked with our tourist guy to some of the more important buildings in Budapest, and when he told us in Hebrew about the history of those buildings I always looked at the people passing by us. They all gave us "…the fuck are they saying?" looks.
It was so funny.
Oh, and you wouldn't believe it.
I saw a mini Alexander Ludwig! :D
Seriously, a four-year-old boy who looks just like Alexander Ludwig.
I started blabbering to my family on and on about how much he looks like Cato and how awesome is that and how hot he is. In the end, my little sister looked at me weirdly and said, "You're a pedophile."
*roll eyes* Oh, please. So what if he's only four years old? He looks just like Cato! That's so awesome! :D
Random Quote:
My art teacher showed us the painting 'The Dance' by Matisse.
Teacher: So, do any of you have any questions about the painting?
My friend: Yes. Why is it so ugly?
Heehee XD
Hope you enjoyed the chapter, and have a lovely day :)