Still Doll Chapter 25: This Is War, a d.gray-man fanfic

Moyashi-neechan: Sorry if this took so long, plot bunnies and school work had me tied up. Anyways, enjoy~

This Is War!

BOOM!

The white haired doll evaded their shots,

Running in zigzag motions

Tumbling up and down

Sheesh, the doll could make anyone dizzy if one stared at it too much.

"Oi! Oi! Dolly, Stay put! We need to put a hole on your head now!"

Devit shouted as he shot another bullet at his target.

"Hole in the head now! Heehee!"

Jasdero added as he shot the doll as well.

Obviously,

The twins missed

As the doll jumped out of the way.

"Arrgh!"

Devit shouted in frustration.

Heh, this is definitely a challenge.

He thought furiously.

The doll moves differently now.

Unlike their previous games,

The white haired doll never moved away until the attack was fairly blatant

But now…

He and his twin are having a hard time aiming at their target since it keeps moving around and around.

It can now anticipate our moves.

Jasdero jumped away from him as the doll swiped his left claw towards them.

Devit took this chance to sprint near the doll.

He smirked as he was inches away from his face.

Then, he aimed his pistol at his head.

Got you!

Only to be swatted away as the doll swung his claw in his direction.

Damn!

Devit managed to land on his feet after the onslaught.

Then a shot echoed.

Heh, Jasdero finally made a shot.

Which was true as droplets of red decorated the white streets.

The doll returned its arm back to its usual state,

Before jumping a feet away from them.

By that time,

Jasdero was already by his side again.

"I didn't get to put a hole in his head! Heehee!"

Devit surveyed the damage the made at the white haired doll.

Ruined clothes

Road will skewer us for that

Bruised arms and face

And a puncture wound on its stomach.

The blood from the injury was drenching his starch white shirt red.

Devit didn't like the amount of wounds they've inflicted on the doll.

It was too… small.

Insignificant.

Anyone could easily cause that damage.

He needs to be wrecked a bit more!

Clap

The twins blinked

As the white doll clapped.

Then he smiled at them.

Blank gray eyes stared at them.

"That's great!"

He said.

"You managed to tag me!"

The twins blinked.

"So now I'm 'it'!"

The doll added.

…

"Eh?"

Devit and Jasdero asked incredulously.

"He thinks we're playing tag! Heehee!"

"Oi! Oi! Dolly, I think we banged your head too much against the concrete walls."

Devit stated as the doll stared at them.

Gray eyes conveyed nothing.

The doll was definitely acting differently but his eyes are still the same.

Same old lifeless gray.

"Dolly, didn't you notice that you're already bleeding?"

"Bleeding! Heehee!"

Don't get them wrong,

The twins couldn't care less if the doll died because of blood loss.

But

Road will make them wish that they could die permanently

If the doll will become damaged beyond repair.

Gray eyes blinked.

"Bleeding?"

Gray eyes blinked again.

"What bleeding?"

…

….

…

"You had a freaking hole on your stomach, Idiot!"

"Hole in the stomach! Hole in the stomach! Hee!"

The twins flared.

What was wrong with this doll?

Both of them may have ceased to be humans a decade ago

But they still know fatal and painful wounds are

And the injury they inflicted on the doll

Is definitely painful

And fatal if left alone for too long.

Road will definitely torture us for this!

Meanwhile,

The white haired doll was oblivious to their dilemma.

"Hole? Stomach?"

His gloved hand touched the wound.

The twins expected him to flinch with pain

But…

The doll poked and pressed the injury

Causing more blood to drop on the white streets.

His white face still devoid of any emotion.

That's not how-

"What are you doing?"

Devit yelled.

"He's making it worse! Heehee!"

Jasdero added.

Gray eyes blinked.

"But there's no hole anywhere."

The doll answered tonelessly.

"I'm not hurt."

"I'm perfectly fine."

…

Devit resisted the urge to put a dozen bullets on the doll's head once and for all.

"Now that's a load of-"

A rain of candles showered upon them.

Eep!

The three of them immediately ran away from their previous location

Before being embedded by the colourful waxes.

"She's here! She's here! Heehee!"

Jasdero shouted with glee.

"I know! I know! You don't have to tell me!"

Devit yelled at his twin as his mind went into overdrive.

Crap

What are we going to do?

Crap

He looked around,

Searching for the Noah of Dream's beloved doll.

Crap

Where the hell is he?

Devit thought that he's going to go insane any minute now.

Crap

Cra-

His shoulders tensed

And he's sure that his twin also tensed too.

Both of them could feel an evil murderous aura behind them.

The Noah of Bonds started to chant every curse word they could think of in their minds.

Then they heard footsteps.

Footsteps coming towards them.

The twins huddled together on the ground.

Each wracking their brains for any excuse they could give about the doll's damage.

They don't want to experience Road's wrath.

True,

They always made the girl irritated enough to chase them around with candles

But

That was intentional.

That was a game.

They know what to expect.

But this?

…

The footsteps finally stopped.

Devit and Jasdero could feel the girl's presence behind them,

Death has come upon them.

Both of them gulped and gathered their courage.

The two of them thinking the same thing.

All right

We can do this!

The twins looked behind and

…

Wished that they're somewhere else at the present.

Road Kamelot was livid!

Her golden eyes flashing with-

Oh crap! She's a miniature Millennium Earl!

Her lips smiling that

That

Maniacal smile that could send any criminal running for the hills.

The twins shivered at the sight of her very very sharp fangs.

Crap!

The only thing missing was a matching raging hell's fire behind the girl and their nightmare is complete.

Eeek!

The girl growled.

Oh s***!

Road never growls

Oh s***!

Jasdevi started sweating buckets.

What to say?

Devit finally gathered his wits.

"U-uh…Road?"

The Noah of Dreams ignored them.

But she's still growling.

"Uh… we could explain. Heehee."

Jasdero finished his twin's interrupted statement.

Bonds waited for Dream's response

And

…..

….

…

"Tyki!"

The twins almost jumped at the rage filled scream.

"Tyki!"

"Don't. You. Dare!"

The girl's voice promised nothing but torture and pain.

Devit needed to get himself and his brother out of trouble fast!

"Wait Road, we could explain-"

…

Wait a darn second!

…

The twins' world went into a screeching halt.

Their brains crashed.

…

Wait,

She said "Tyki"

She said "Tyki"

Shesaid "Tyki"

She said "Tyki"!

Jasdevi thought that maybe it is time to celebrate their victory in this war

Because the world is practically ending anyway.

Road is angry at Tyki?

Road never gets angry at Tyki!

Their eyes looked in front of them

And saw the Noah of Pleasure

With his arm around the white doll's neck,

Smirking like he just got a gift from the Earl or something.

All right, what's up with him?

Then sharp, pointed candles rained upon Tyki.

Eep!

The twins looked behind.

Yup,

Road was still hell incarnate.

But why?

"Come on, Road."

The Noah of Pleasure spoke.

Jasdevi looked back at their brother and…

Damn it, his powers are really convenient against Road.

They thought furiously

As the man, together with the doll, phase through the candles.

"It's just a simple lesson."

The man smiled.

"Once the boy learned it, you'll benefit from it too."

Road behind them growled.

"Come on, you know you want it."

Tyki egged her on.

"No!"

The Noah of Dreams bellowed as she waved her hand.

Candles showered upon Pleasure.

But of course, the man just phased through the attack.

Jasdevi could swear that they saw smoke coming out coming out of the girl's nostrils.

"I. Said. No! Now. Let. Noe. Go!"

Tyki just smirked at the irate girl.

"Not until you win against me in a game of Hide and Seek."

His hold on the white doll became tighter.

Road growled again.

"What do you say, boy?"

The Noah of Pleasure purred against the white doll's ear.

"Let's play the game so dear Road will be happy."

At the mention of "Road" and "happy",

Lifeless gray eyes sparked with something.

Road's golden eyes widened.

"No! Noe don't!"

But it was too late

As Tyki smiled smugly and phase under the streets together with the doll,

His last words:

"You're 'it' Road."

…..

….

…

Road started to chuckle.

Jasdevi felt like somebody poured ice cold water on their backs.

Road then started to cackle.

Evil

Cackle.

"Hey…let's get out of here."

Devit whispered to his twin.

Jasdero nodded in agreement,

For the first time, he had nothing to say.

"So this is how want it, Tyki-pon!"

Road screamed.

Jasdevi scrambled towards safety.

Oh crap

She finally lost it!

"If it's a war you want! It's a war you'll get!"

The girl continued to scream

As she raised all her legion of candles

Her golden eyes glaring at everything.

Got to get away

The twins have a door within reach.

All right

Just a little-

"Jasdevi!"

Road yelled.

The twins resisted the urge to whimper.

Goodbye sweet sweet escape.

They faced the irate girl

And she smiled at them.

It would have been her usual smile

Sweet

Sadistic

But

This time

There was a hint of madness in it.

Oh crap

"Were playing Hide and Seek with Tyki-pon~"

She stated simply as she continued to smile at them.

"You're going to help me catch him and save my poor Noe from his evil clutches, understand?"

The twins couldn't do anything else but nod.

"Good."

The girl said curtly before turning around,

Screaming at the top of her lungs.

"Hear that, Tyki! Me and Jasdevi are going to get you~!"

"And I swear if you've done anything nefarious to Noe,"

…

"I'll make you wish you could just die permanently!"

And as a finishing touch to her threat,

Road started to cackle maniacally.

For the first time,

Devit and Jasdero wished that Earl was at home with them.

The Noah of Dreams

And the Noah of Pleasure

Are acting as crazy as hell.

As the twins sullenly followed the currently deranged girl along the white streets,

Both of them thought at the same moment,

Since when did we become the sanest members of the family?

Moyashi-neechan: We're finally reaching the end of the Noah Family Insanity fluff. Prepare yourselves, the Exorcists are coming soon. *evil grin*

Stay tuned~ XD