Sorry for a lack of update for this story: October was very stressful in more ways then one. I hope this will satisfy you all who are waiting for another crack-ish bit. ^_^
Warning: Goes to AU,Horitsuba, Canon, XXXHolic very quickly and language
Disclaimer: Don't own them; never will
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Things you're never meant to see
Kurogane and Fai looked at the sign before them as they landed in a winter-like world.
Thin Ice: Go ahead, try it anyway. You don't weight that much…it won't break.
The two looked at each other.
"You first."
Watanuki could only stare at the sign before during one of Yuuko's errands. Left, up, down, corner right, slant down if take the straight lane and an individual way that points right. Plus what it said below didn't help matters.
Good Luck.
"Damn it."
Sakura could only look at the huge poster on the side of the store when she went out shopping that morning.
0 percent off selected items today only.
"…..so that means….it's like regular price?"
Doumeki walked on a trail next to a forest on his day off when he came across a yellow metal sign that was hit by a car and an assumingly flown tree trunk.
Be prepared for the unexpected.
He could only imagine what the hell happened to have such a sign exist.
Kobato was walking down a small town with Ioryogi in her arms; when they came across a park; there was something that stopped them in their tracks.
No Pets Allowed
It sounded legitimate for a sign if not for what was said below it.
All Dogs Must Be On a Leash
Kobato for the most part was confused. Luckily for her, Ioryogi was able to voice it….out-loud.
"What the hell does that even mean! Why can't they make up their own freaking minds!"
Syaoran was crossing the street late one night in a town that he wasn't aware of. He wanted to see if there was anything he recognized. Then he looked up and saw a picture of a man crawling towards a bottle along with a warning on it.
Drunken People crossing
The boy gave a soft chuckle. "That's just silly. Who would actually be alcohol intolerant to—" His words dies in his throat as he saw something crawling on the road with a bottle of Sake in hand.
His eyes widened as he got a good look at the person.
"F-Fai!"
Kurogane's eyebrow twitched. He just couldn't even describe the anger he was feeling. There it was…
No Ninjas.
"Oh come on! I just got here!"
Yuui was traveling to his older twin's vacation house when something caught his eye.
No Signs Allowed
"…..Wouldn't that sign count as well?"
Confusion realized.
The Mokonas were giggling near a church as people stopped and looked at what they were laughing about.
Don't make me come down there. –God
The white Mokona laughed harder at that. "Ooh~! We're so scared~!"
Fujimoto was just flabbergasted as he came across a sign while taking a walk in the morning.
No Swimming in this Area
Of course it shouldn't be a big issue on the first look…unless said area was a grass plain.
The young adult raised an eyebrow to the sign before taking a second look on the area behind it.
"Now who the hell swims on grass?"
Himawari was walking across a beach during her summer break when she found something plastered to one of the palm trees.
Watch out for Falling Coconuts.
Needless to say, it made her giggle. "That's just ridiculous; what are the chances of that hap—"
BOINK
She was in the hospital shortly after for a possible concussion. It was a very big coconut.
Yuuko and Clow were going from world to world to get random items. When they landed in one particular world; something was there that stopped them in their tracks.
Warning to Tourists: Do not laugh at natives
The two were plain confused at why a something like that would be there. Then they went into the place.
Let's just say only one of them followed the warning.
Kurogane and Syaoran were looking for a restroom one day. They immediately found one but the ninja stopped the boy from entering.
"What's wrong Kurogane?" Syaoran asked; feeling a bit confused.
The warrior didn't answer but pointed to the sign instead.
Syaoran; still not getting it, looked up at the sign. His face complexion paled a few color shades.
The sign did say MEN but it was the picture that made them stare in wonderment. Above was a person they assumed was a guy but…..said guy was wearing a dress.
Kurogane and Syaoran looked at each other.
"Oi mage! I found the perfect place for your cross-dressing ass!"
Watanuki and Yuui were walking down a semi-deserted path; as they were separated from the rest of the school group. After a few minutes they heard the sound of an airplane just close by.
Their eyes trailed to a sign that was a bit damaged.
Yuui narrowed his eyes as he tried to make out what the sign said.
Beware of Low Aircraft
Watanuki chuckled as Yuui read the sign. "That's just dumb! I mean who would fly their aircraft so lo-HOLY CRAP IT'S COMING RIGHT FOR US!"
Fai was separated from the rest of the traveling group as he landed in the next world. "Hyuu~! I wonder what world I came across this time~!" He then looked around to see if there were any people in sight. Instead, he found a billboard that was as big as the eye can see.
Be Polite.
"Yes, that's right." Fai agreed. "You should always be polite no matter wh—" He then stopped as there was more below it. He then smirked in amusement as the statement.
Go F*** Yourself!
"Hmm. Looks like Kuro-puu came here first."
Syaoran blushed as he looked up at the billboard before him one day.
Still a virgin? Then Call this number…
"I think the dimensional witch is making fun of me."
Doumeki could only stare at the billboard before him as he was pumping gas for his car.
Need A New Screw? ACE Hardware.
Despite the obvious mistake; he knew what his mind implied.
And they thought Watanuki is the only boy whose face would turn bright red at the thought.
If you don't teach your kids about sex, who will?
Kurogane can only groan at the thought of anyone (CoughYuukocoughFaicough) who would taint the kids' already shocked minds.
WARNING:
If the help desk thinks your question is stupid; We will set you on fire.
Ioryogi darkly smirked at the sign. Maybe he should set up a help desk.
END
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