"Yui?"
"Yeah what"
"Can you pass me the-"
"No"
"Listen yui that was not a fucking question"
"Dad I think that is child abuse"
"Yui I think this is parent abuse"
"Fuck you"
"Well you're adopted"
"No dad, I'm Yui"
"Listen Yui who's the fucking dad here"
"Wh-"
"I'm kitiro69696969 and you are not allowed to make dad jokes"
"Hey"
"What now Yui"
"What'd you call a shit that's in pain?"
"What?"
"A kirito"
"I will fuck the shit out of you"
"But I'm a robot"
"I will shit the fuck out of you"
"That's not how it-"
"Yui if you continue being a piece of fuckstick I will remove another triple A battery from your system"
"I don't run on batteries"
"But I've been feeding you batteries"
"No dad that's mums plate"
"Oh fuck"