"The Fiction We Tell Ourselves"

"What the hell is going on here?"

As Subaru walked through the hallway, he couldn't help but wonder if he was walking through a disaster zone.

"Why is this happening?"

Starting to lose strength in his legs, Subaru almost crumbled to the floor; however, some invisible force kept him upright until now. With his determination crumbling away, Subaru finally fell to his knees as he exclaimed in despair.

"Why does this entire mansion look like my bedroom?! It's such a mess!"

Standing beside the despairing boy, Ram sighed "Once again, you're looking unsightly, Barusu."

Pounding on the floor weakly, Subaru complained "I don't understand! Did the mansion somehow get bigger or something?! Why does it feel like our workload has increased drastically as of late?!"

"The mansion is in such a state because we ignored our duties for too long." Ram reminded the boy as she held out her hand to him.

Accepting Ram's help, Subaru got back on his feet but continued complaining nonetheless "Seriously, it was nice that Ros-chi gave us a week off, but this workload is just unacceptable! I don't have the stamina of a shonen protangonist!"

A little less than a month ago, Subaru, Rem, and Ram were unexpectantly given a week off. Subaru doesn't really remember why they were given time off, but he didn't care to remember either. All that mattered was that he could take another vacation at the time.

Noticing the tired look on Ram's face, Subaru asked "You okay there, Ram? You're looking out of it."

Returning Subaru's worried gesture with a grimace, Ram scoffed "I don't want your concern when your face is dripping with sweat. You could collapse right now and I wouldn't be surprised."

"Subaru!"

Turning around to see a little girl with a red ribbon tied around her reddish-brown hair, Subaru couldn't help but feel rejuvenated "Hey, Petra. How's your work coming along?"

Approaching the older boy, Petra beamed "I've cleaned all the restrooms and I just finished doing the laundry."

With Petra's smile being contagious, Subaru failed to resist the temptation to pet her head "Way to go, Petra! Hiring you to work as a maid was Ros-chi's greatest decision yet!"

"The only reason you're saying that is because it reduced your workload. To rely on such a small girl for manual labor, you really are drenched with sin, Barusu."

As if not hearing Ram's remark, Petra giggled from the praise "Heehee. As a reward, could you take me on one of those dayt things?"

"A date?!" Subaru exclaimed as he took a step back.

"Yeah, it's one of those things where a boy and a girl go around and see the same sights and do the same things, right? I would love it if I could go on a date with you, Subaru."

"Even though I'm happy you're pronouncing it right now, I have to respectfully refuse. You see, if I go on a date with such a little girl, people would start calling me a 'lolimancer' and my respectable reputation could be put in jeopardy. Please understand."

With her cheeks puffed to the max, Petra pouted "Don't you go on dates with Beatrice all the time?"

"That's… Man, you're making this really difficult for me! It's fine with Beako since she's old enough."

"Isn't Beatrice about as old as me?"

"Actually, compared to Beako's age, I may as well be a baby." Subaru recalled, and with that thought now in his head, he surrendered "You're bringing a lot of disturbing facts to light, so as a bribe, I promise I'll spend some time with you the next time we both have free time."

"Okay, it's a promise!" Petra's lips curved into a smile that was brighter than the sun as she went about her other duties.

Watching as Petra happily hopped away, Ram asked "Are you sure Lady Beatrice won't get furious and call you a womanizer?"

"Why do you have to make it sound so scandalous?! Beako would probably get mad if it were Rem or Emilia, but she secretly adores Petra. They really hit it off, so I doubt my lovely wife would mind all that much if I spend some time with her. Heck, I could probably bring Beako along and turn it into some kind of group event."

"If you brought Lady Beatrice along, I'm sure Petra would be disappointed."

Flinching from Ram's conclusion, Subaru went on to ask "You really do say some scary things. Anyways, do you know why our workload has increased lately?"

Just as she's always done, Ram closed her eyes as she went on to explain "Barusu, I believe you've already been informed of this before, but Rem is still recovering, so she isn't able to perform all of her usual duties without straining herself."

Scratching his head, Subaru finally remembered "Oh, that's right. For some reason, my memory has been really terrible lately."

Opening her eyes, Ram added "Not to worry. Roswaal has instructed me to remind you on an hourly basis of that fact."

"'Hourly'? I'm forgetting faster than I can learn!"

"I was merely joking. Regarding our workload, we'll be receiving addition assistance soon. In fact, she should be arriving sometime today."

Overjoyed by the news, Subaru beamed "We're hiring another maid?! Hell yeah! That'll make five workers in total!"

"Indeed. If it wouldn't be betraying my character, I'd join you in your cheering; however, we must still survive today." Ram sighed as she dragged her feet forward.

With a smile still plastered on his face, Subaru marched along as well as he said "That's just what I needed to get me through the day. See you at dinner, Ram."

"Barusu."

Once Subaru turned around to look at her, Ram smiled "Do your best, okay?"

"Yeah, yeah, I'll hang in th- Wait, what did you just say?"

"I told you to go die and repent for your sins." Ram repeated with the same smile on her face.

Nodding his head in agreement, Subaru replied "Yeah, that's what I thought you said. For a second there, I thought you were cheering me on or something, but that doesn't line up with your cold personality at all."

With those words, he parted ways with Ram so he could continue doing various other chores; however, the moment he turned a corner-

"Subaru!"

Subaru found himself looking directly into the blue-haired maid's face. For some reason, Rem's smile seemed to look twice as bright today.

"Hey, Rem." Subaru's smile brightened when he saw her earnest expression.

Walking side by side with the boy, Rem requested "I'm just taking a small break, so I was wondering if I could spend it with you?"

"Sure, but I still have my hands full, so I won't be able to give you my full attention."

"That's fine. As long as I can indulge in ninety-eight percent of your attention, I will be fine."

Overwhelmed by Rem's calculation, Subaru chuckled "I'll try my best to live up to your absurd expectations."

As Subaru took out the bedsheets to wash, Rem simply followed behind him and admired his back.

Trying to initiat casual conversation, Subaru brought up "Hey, do you know about the maid that's being hired today?"

"No, I don't. It seems Master Roswaal choose to keep that matter a secret from us."

"Geez, that stingy bastard. It's one thing to leave me in the dark about it, but I'm surprised that he didn't tell you either."

"I'm sure he has his reasons. Master Roswaal probably didn't tell us to make it surprise."

"That's a pretty flimsy reason, but I can see it."

With her smile faltering, Rem dejectedly uttered "It seems like my time is up. I'll be going now, is that alright?"

Turning around to see the maid's puppy dog eyes, Subaru shot her a smile "Yup, as long as I see you again later."

With her eyes sparkling, Rem beamed "Of course."

Although he was surprisingly reluctant to leave the maid, Subaru managed to pry himself away only for Rem to call out to him "Hey, Subaru?"

Once Subaru turned around to look at her, Ram clutched her dress as she said excitedly "I'll see you later, okay?"

"Yeah, that's what you just said." Subaru couldn't help but chuckle, causing Rem to puff her cheeks.

After another trying day, Subaru collapsed in a dinning room chair as he murmured "So exhausted."

"Normally, I would have to scold you for your table manners; howeeeever-" Roswaal was in the middle of saying, and looking over to see Ram's face planted on the table, he went on "It seems the faaault lies with me for overworking you. Pleeeease forgive me for indulging in your services."

"Not at all, Master Roswaal. I take great pride in working for you." Ram mumbled who still couldn't lift her head up.

With a clap of his hands, Roswaal smiled "In liiiight of your efforts, I've hired another maid to work alongside of you. I'd like to take this time to introduce her to you; although, for some of you, this will be a reintroduction. You maaaay come in now."

"A new challenger approaches." Subaru couldn't help but comment.

On Roswaal's cue, the door to the dining room opened up, revealing a tall woman with blonde hair and emerald-like eyes.

"For those who have joined this household in my absence, allow me to introduce myself. My name is Frederica Bau-"

"M-Monster!" Subaru exclaimed as he jumped from his seat. With her fangs and sharp eyes, Subaru felt like prey right before it gets attacked by a predator. The terrified boy was about to take a defensive stance when-

"Uuu…"

"Ah…" Subaru uttered once he noticed the fat tears running down the woman's face. Somehow, the woman's hair seemed to droop as she brushed her tears away.

From across the table, Petra stood up from her chair as she scolded "Subaru, you big dummy! You can't call someone you just met a monster! Apologize to her!"

"I can't help but feel like you're berating me in Emilia-tan's place." Subaru thought aloud, knowing full well that Emilia wouldn't let his comment go without reprimand.

Taking a stand from his seat, Subaru deeply bowed in apology to the new maid "Feel free to punish me however you like, but just so you know, I have like zero pain tolerance. I'm the kind of guy that requests off from work and school if I stub my toe in the morning. So please bear that in mind when you consider your options."

Wiping the rest of her tears away, Frederica put a finger to her cheek as she contemplated "Hmm, which would you prefer, getting skinned or being boiled alive?"

"Are you really a monster after all?!" Is what Subaru wanted to reply with; however, realizing that might make her cry all over again, he went with "Ahh! My humble appeal has backfired! You were supposed to say how that wasn't necessary as you showed me a smile that would move my heart."

With her lips curving into a gentle smile, Frederica bowed "Then, at your request, that won't be necessary, sir."

"Hard to call that a captivating smile with those fangs, but… this will do!" Subaru half-thought, half-said aloud as he shot the maid a thumbs up.

Glaring at Subaru with the deepest disdain, Ram scolded "First you make her cry, and then you order her around. You really are beyond salvation, Barusu."

After giggling from Ram's comment, Frederica went on to ask "If I recall, I was summoned here because Rem isn't able to keep up with maid work, is that correct, Master Roswaal?"

"Yeeeees, that is the general situation."

From Roswaal's side, Rem bowed to the new maid with a troubled expression "I'm sorry for causing you trouble, Frederica."

Before the returning maid could answer, Subaru cut in "Come on now, you don't have to apologize, Rem. You've worked harder than anybody, so you deserve to take it easy for a while."

Turning her attention to Roswaal's left side, Frederica thought of her response carefully as she smiled "It's no trouble at all, Rem. I'm simply happy that I can work together with you once again."

The troubled expression that persisted on Rem's face instantly vanished at Frederica's words as a bright smile emerged on her lips.

Having an opposite reaction than Rem, Ram turned her glare to Frederica "No matter what, I won't let you become Rem's big sister. I will do anything it takes to monopolize that role."

After a sigh, Frederica came up with a solution "I see that you're as cold as ever, Ram. Why don't I become your big sister too?"

Visibly cringing from Frederica's proposition, Ram returned Frederica's offer by giving her a look of disgust.

Trying to soothe the situation, Subaru looked directly at Frederica as he declared "Don't worry, you can still become my big sister!"

"…Or is it still too early to be saying such things?" Subaru uttered timidly as he returned to his chair.

"You idiot…" Beatrice couldn't help but let out a long sigh.

With her gaze returning to the boy, Frederica recalled "I was informed by Master Roswaal that there would be a boy who acts too familiar with newcomers. You're Mister Natsuki, correct? Or rather, since you're an employee of this mansion as well, I'm sure just Subaru will do, yes?"

Regaining some of his previous momentum, Subaru introduced himself "That's right! I'm Subaru Natsuki, at your service! I was this mansion's most promising new employee, but then Petra showed up and stole that title from me. Anyways, it's nice to meet you!"

With her hand to her mouth, Frederica let out a small giggle "Fufu, you're an interesting one. I wouldn't mind being your older sister all that much, but my heart is telling me that I should refrain from having more than one younger brother. Besides, if I make you my little brother, I bet Ram would get jealous."

For the third time since she arrived, Ram shot Frederica a death glare "Fred, I was honestly thinking about forgiving your foolish comments until now; however, I cannot let that one go. Apologize for being born."

"'Fred'? What a cruel pet name to give a woman."

Ignoring Ram's protest all together, Frederica came up with another idea "If this is acceptable, you can still become something like an underling to me."

With a fist to his chest, Subaru accepted "Then from this moment onward, I will be known as Frederica's underling!"

Stomping her feet as she marched out of her chair, Beatrice fiercely protested "No, you will not, I suppose! Have you forgotten that I already have claims on you, I wonder? I won't let allow you to be known by any other alignment!"

Amazed by the spirit's reaction, Frederica pointed out "My, Lady Beatrice, you seem overprotective of that boy."

"Gah!" Beatrice shouted, and playing with her fingers nervously, she added "W-Well, he is something like my slave, I suppose."

"S-Slave?!"

Seeing such a wide array of emotions from Beatrice and Subaru, Frederica questioned "You two seem… awfully close. As someone who will be working alongside of you, might I inquire about the relationship between you and Lady Beatrice?"

"You mean, you don't know?" Subaru asked as he furrowed his brows.

With a small nod, Frederica explained "I'm afraid I'm in the dark on the matter. I've received numerous instructions from Master Roswaal, but I wasn't informed about Lady Beatrice in any way. Her possessing a slave is an unexpected development for me."

"I'm not her slave!" Subaru exclaimed as he stomped on the ground.

"You both are also similar in the way you overreact." Frederica couldn't help but point out as well.

Turning his attention to Roswaal, Subaru noticed that the curve of his lips seemed a little more devious that usual. It was obvious to Subaru that the mansion owner wanted to personally witness Frederica's reaction.

After a short sigh, Subaru spoke to the returning maid "Before any other misunderstandings arise in the future, I should probably tell you about the situation between myself and Beako."

"No, no, no, no, no, no!" Beatrice protested with a raging blush, and as she lightly pounded on Subaru's chest with her fists, the spirit continued to shout "You idiot! These kinds of things should be slowly revealed over time! You'll overwhelmed her if you tell her the entire truth at once, I suppose!"

As he continued to resist Beatrice's weak yet annoying assault, Subaru reasoned "Why does it feel like I'm hearing that for the second time? Anyways, she's going to find out either way, so we might as well drop the bombshell on her all at once and get an interesting reaction out of her."

"That's exactly what I'm worried about, I suppose!"

Suddenly looking dejected, Subaru uttered "Or… Could it be that you're embarrassed to be my..?"

"Of course I'm not, I suppose!" Beatrice exclaimed, yanking Subaru by the hem of his shirt.

Starting to make sense of their relationship, Frederica asked in astonishment "Ah, I think I'm starting to understand what you're hinting towards. Lady Beatrice, could it be that Subaru is your contractor?"

"T-That is correct, I suppose." Beatrice answered with a heavy sigh of relief.

With tears gently streaming down her face, Frederica beamed "Oh, what wonderful news! I'm so happy for you, Lady Beatrice!"

With the maid's smile overwhelming her, Beatrice replied "There's no need for you to get so excited; although, it makes me a little happy to hear you say that, I suppose."

Looking up to see Subaru shrugging his shoulders, Beatrice could tell that he was going to drop the topic.

"I'm in the clear, I suppose." Beatrice couldn't help but smile at that thought.

Still not satisfied with the result, Roswaal chimed in "You seeeem to be misunderstanding something crucial here, Frederica. While it's truuuue that they're bound by a contract as spiritualists, there's a little more to it than thaaaat."

"Ros! Waal!" Beatrice screamed as her raging blush returned.

As she wiped away her tears using her handkerchief, Frederica tilted her head in confusion "What are you talking about?"

Grabbing Beatrice by the hand, Subaru pointed to the heavens as he declared with a smile "Beako and I are married, I suppose!"

"Kyaaa!" Beatrice let out a cry filled with embarrassment at Subaru's bold declaration.

For a second, Frederica's eyes seemed to blink rapidly as a look of bewilderment appeared on her face; however, with a wide smile, the maid chuckled "Kukuku. My, you have an interesting taste for jokes; although, that may be going overboard a little bit. The idea of Lady Beatrice marrying someone is just-"

Looking at the agitated great spirit, Frederica noticed that Beatrice used her free hand to nervously fiddle with the hem of her dress as she looked away with an obvious blush on her face. As the spirit's lips seemed to tremble, Frederica couldn't help but think that Beatrice's eyes seemed to be sparkling.

Once Frederica noticed the rings wrapped around Beatrice's and Subaru's fingers, the teapot she was holding just a second ago shattered against the floor.

As her fangs trembled, Frederica awkwardly smiled "I-I understand. No, wait, I don't understand this at all! For a human and a spirit to marry, is such a thing even possible? Even if it is, would Beatrice really sink to such a low as to accept a man with such terrifying eyes?"

"In light of my earlier mistake, I'll let that rude comment go without an argument. Anyways, it's not like there are any universal laws preventing a human and a spirit from marrying each other. Even if there were, I'm pretty sure Beako would declare war and take over reality to get her way."

Still avoiding eye contact, Beatrice looked at the ground as she huffed "I-I don't recall being that fervent about marrying you; although, I did say that I would blast anything that got in the way of our marriage, I suppose."

"And with those contradicting statements, I'd like to introduce you to Beatrice Natsuki."

Finally regaining some confidence, Beatrice looked at Frederica as she spoke "I-It's as Subaru says. I'm a young lady who's devoted herself to another, I suppose."

"I wouldn't go so far as to say that you're young though." Subaru pointed out jokingly.

Although Frederica's eyes seemed to sparkle at the news, that sparkle quickly turned hollow as the maid uttered "If I may speak without restraint, it somehow feels rather presumptuous of you to marry before me."

"More so, it's quite presumptuous of you to compare yourself to me, I suppose!" Beatrice exclaimed with crossed arms, and with a triumphant smile, the spirit celebrated her victory "That just goes to show that my charm is far superior than yours. Reflection on your shortcomings and better yourself as a maiden, I suppose."

"If your charm could only go so far as to woo someone with such a scary face, it seems that I don't have to worry."

"You should do something about your fangs before you slander Subaru's eyes, I suppose."

"Gyahahaha!" Frederica hunched over as she let out a bloodcurdling laugh, and once her laughter died down, the maid apologized "Oh my, please forgive my outburst. It's just that I never imagined that we would ever engage in such light-hearted banter."

With his face being slandered yet again, Subaru exclaimed guiltlessly "You're even more terrifying when you laugh!"

Wiping the tears from her laughter away, Frederica replied "I'm still surprised. I never thought that you would settle down with another person."

Although Beatrice froze for a few seconds, the spirit timidly answered "Since meeting Subaru, I've realized that obtaining happiness is an endeavor that's impossible for me to accomplish alone. I…"

"I can no longer live without him. I need him. That's why I had to be this boy's wife, I suppose." Beatrice finished as her eyes seemed to glisten.

Startled by his wife's emotional outburst, Subaru put a hand on her shoulder "W-Whoa, what's with the waterworks. Even though it made me really happy to hear all that, I'm still surprised you managed to say that with other people around."

As she wiped the tears out of her eyes, Beatrice demanded passionately "I-It's just to show my devotion to you, and now I demand that you share the countless stories of how you've been enamored by me, I suppose!"

"Nope. Not happening. Ask me again in ten years." Subaru replied with an empty expression.

"Ah?!" Beatrice uttered in shock with a face expressing the ultimate look of betrayal.

Cutting into the spotlight, Petra introduced herself to the new maid "You've worked here before, right, Miss Frederica? I hope I can learn a lot from you."

Entranced by the little maid's smile, Frederica grabbed Petra by the shoulders as she insisted "I wasn't informed that our new maid was such a cute one! I beseech you, refer to me as your older sister!"

"O-Okay, big sis."

"Big sis." Petra's voice rang through Frederica's mind as she entered a state of bliss.

With her heartstrings being pulled on, Frederica uttered "You're a dangerous one. Just so you know, I'm a very strict maid, so I won't be spoiling you."

"Even though it looks like you'll be spoiling her right from the start." Subaru couldn't help but comment.

Joining the conversation yet again, Ram commented "Fred, you're unknowingly tarnishing the strict reputation you've built up for so many years."

With her hands balled up into fists, Rem looked overjoyed as she beamed "I really am happy that Frederica has come back to us."

Remembering their previous conversation, Subaru wondered "I just realized something. You obviously already know Frederica. So, when we talked earlier, why did you say you didn't know who was arriving tonight?"

Seeming a little flustered, Rem frantically explained "T-That's because I was never informed that Frederica was returning. I was under the impression that a completely new maid would be joining us."

"Is that so?" Subaru thought it was strange that Roswaal never bothered to tell her that Frederica was returning, but for whatever reason he decided to drop his questions as he concluded "I guess Ros-chi just wanted to see how you'd react."

"I suppose so." Rem answered reluctantly.

Still interested in the spirit, Frederica's gaze returned to Beatrice as she asked "So, what do you like about your husband?"

With an noble air about her, Beatrice crossed her arms as she huffed "Hmpf, it's not like you're leaving me much to reply with, but I guess I have no choice but to answer, I suppose."

"She's still so dishonest." Frederica whispered loud enough for Subaru to hear.

Not hearing Frederica's comment, Beatrice coughed out a small "ahem" before proceeding "Firstly, that guy's sleeping face is really stupid, but that makes playing with his cheeks all the more amusing. The way he pulls me into a loving embrace is exceptional, but for whatever reason, that inconsequential boy doesn't do it as much as I'd like him to. I-It's not like I care all that much, but I wouldn't mind it at all if Subaru paid a little more attention to me, held my hand, showered me in kisses, and embraced me for hours on end, I suppose."

"You're self-destructing pretty casually over there, aren't you, Beako?" Subaru chuckled as he poked his wife's cheek.

"Gyah! Subaru, were you eavesdropping, I wonder?!" Beatrice screamed as a furious blush rose to her cheeks.

"It's hard not to hear you when you've been sitting right next to me this entire time. Plus, you sounded pretty passionate, so my ears just tuned in on their own."

"T-This is the ultimate shame, I suppose!" Beatrice turned her gaze to the floor, and noticing Frederica's frown, the spirit went on to ask "What's wrong with your face, Frederica? Was my answer not satisfactory to you, I wonder?"

Cursing her own existence, Frederica sighed heavily "It's just that I realized how lonely it is to be single. Not only have I never experienced a first kiss, I have also never felt the intimate touch of a man. I feel like my dreams are shattering to pieces right in front of my eyes. For someone like Lady Beatrice to experience such things before me, I surely am hopeless."

"I was considering cheering you up; however, I cannot overlook that last thing you said, I suppose."

After Beatrice scolded the returning maid, dinner finally commenced as the mansion occupants happily ate the refreshing food.

As Subaru eagerly ate his steak, he couldn't suppress his thanks "Frederica, I feel nothing but gratitude towards you now. It's not a stretch to say that you've saved all our lives. As much as I enjoy Ram's steamed potatoes, a diet consisting of nothing but those would be the nutritional death of me."

Voicing her thoughts as well, Beatrice added "I too was starting to get tired of eating the same thing over and over again, I suppose. The only reason I stayed quiet until now is because I frequently went out to dinner with Kenichi and Naoko."

"You went out to eat with my parents without me?!"

"I invited you every time, but you kept saying you were too busy because of work! It hurts to be rejected so much, I suppose!"

Watching as the married couple argued, Frederica wondered "I didn't realize that Subaru's parents were so near. Do they perhaps live in the neighboring village?"

"They live quiiiite far away, but with Lady Beatrice's Door Crossing, they are also juuust a door away." Roswaal's smiled sharpened as he went on to say "In fact, you'll proooobably be meeting them tomorrow."

With a bow to Roswaal, Frederica added politely "I await our meeting with much anticipation."

"I want to meet your parents too, Subaru!" Petra beamed from across the table.

Starting to get a headache, Subaru warned "Petra, it's in your best interest to stay as far away from my parents as humanly possible. They'll corrupt you just like how they've corrupted poor Beako over here."

"If anyone has corrupted me, the blame would undoubtedly be yours, I suppose." Beatrice corrected as she went on to say "Subaru's normally an honest person, but when it comes to his parents, he always hides the truth, I suppose."

"A common practice among adolescents." Frederica remarked, and with that comment, dinner wrapped up as everyone retired for the day.

-The next morning-

"The Daddy Dive Bomber!"

Although Subaru was still sleeping soundly moments prior, the boy was forced awake as his body lurched upward as he felt incredible pain in his stomach.

"Dad, you bastard." Subaru barely squeezed out as he found his father's elbow implanted into his stomach, and reaching out towards his wife, Subaru uttered "I trusted you."

With a tiny bow of her head, Beatrice replied "Apologies, but even if I'm your wife, I want absolutely nothing to do with your familial shenanigans, I suppose."

Subaru watched helplessly as both of his parents and wife walked out of the room as they started chatting aimlessly.

In a vain attempt to stand, Subaru instantly crumbled to the floor as he uttered under his breath "You assholes…"

Noticing that he was in a particularly bad mood, Subaru searched under the mattress and eventually pulled out his medicine.

"Now that I think about it, I forgot to take one yesterday." Subaru remarked coldly, and as if trying to make up for it, the boy concluded "Well, I doubt it'll kill me if I take two."

After Subaru swallowed the two pills, he finished getting dressed; however, right before leaving the room, he looked into a mirror.

Seeing his unsightly reflection, Subaru cursed himself "Let's go see if I can survive another day."

"Subaru..?"

Turning towards the doorway to find his wife waiting there, Subaru instantly replaced his grimace with a smile "Oops, sorry for taking so long. I just thought that I saw Bloody Mary in the mirror."

"But, what did you just say, I won-"

Grabbing his wife by the hand, Subaru urged "Don't worry, just complaining about my increased workload. Now that I think about it, with this being Frederica's first day on the job, it should be a breeze! Now, lets go eat before my selfish dad steals from our plates."

"Well… As long as you truly mean that, I suppose." Beatrice reluctantly dropped the issue.

With Beatrice behind him, Subaru used this last chance to let out a long sigh as he mentally prepared himself for the day. Once Subaru caught up with his parents, the Natsuki family entered the dining room.

"There's no need to fear, for I am here!" Kenichi declared his arrival.

Bowing to the eccentric man, Frederica introduced herself "It's a pleasure to make your acquaintance. My name is Frederica Baumann and I am a returning maid."

With a bright smile on her face, Petra excitedly added "It's nice to meet you, I'm Friend's subaru- I-I mean, I'm S-Subaru's friend…"

With her introduction failing spectacularly, Petra hissed at herself "I messed it up! Now they're going to think I'm an idiot!"

Not expecting the two new maids, Kenichi smiled at the mansion owner "Wow, you really have a knack for hiring cute girls, Roz."

With a hand to her hip, Naoko stared directly at Petra as she huffed "Hmpf, I won't lose to you."

"Ehh?!"

Tapping his wife's shoulder, Kenichi pointed out "Honey, I think you're declaring war on the wrong girl."

Finally noticing the blonde-haired maid, Naoko apologized "Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't see you there. I'm Naoko."

"And now you're casually introducing yourself to your rival. You're also apologizing to the wrong girl too." Kenichi continued to spectate.

With his arms spread out, Roswaal amusingly commented "As you can cleeeearly see, these are the two who raised and nurtured Subaru."

"If you have any questions about Barusu's upbringing, all those questions should have been answered just now."

Hearing a door opening behind him, Subaru turned around and saw a sight that cleansed his tainted soul.

Rushing over to Subaru, Emilia asked worriedly "Good morning, Subaru. I just got back from my business trip. Were you good while I was away? You didn't do anything reckless, right? Have you been brushing your teeth?"

"It's feels like I've heard this overwhelming concern before. Stop treating me like I'm a kid or else mom will take her jealous streak out on you."

Nodding in agreement with her son, Naoko revealed "Yes, that's right. I'm the only person allowed to think of my son as a child. I just remembered something important. When Subaru was just a little boy, I had to put suppositories into his-"

The airheaded woman's next lines stunned the group while Subaru planted his face against the table.

Tilting her head from the stares, Naoko asked "Hmm? Did I say something weird?"

Trying in vain to contain herself, Ram snickered "No, it's just that I think you've just unintentionally murdered Barusu's social life. I'm sure he's repeating 'I want to die' in his mind over and over."

"I wanna die, I wanna die, I wanna die, I wanna- Hey, who gave you permission to probe my thoughts?!"

Walking up timidly to the scary-eyed woman, Petra asked through teary eyes "U-Um, Beatrice told me that you have pictures of Subaru when he was little. I-I was wondering if I could maybe see some of them?"

Crossing her arms, Naoko huffed again "Hmpf, I guess I could show you if you're that interested."

"Honey, why are you still being cold to the little lady here?"

"Because I already really like her." Naoko answered with a straight face.

"So, you were just being tsundere?!" Kenichi exclaimed in surprise.

Bouncing up and down excitedly, Petra grabbed Naoko's hand as she beamed "Really?! You'll show them to me?! It's a promise now, so if you break it, you'll have to swallow one hundred needles, just like Subaru said!"

Although Naoko still had a stern look on her face, a blush rose to her cheeks as she mumbled "Too cute, idiot."

"Actually, she would have to swallow one-thousand needles." Kenichi informed the little girl.

"But if she swallowed one-thousand needles, wouldn't that be too much for her?" Petra asked worriedly.

"You think she could handle a hundred?!"

Covering her husband's mouth with her hand, Naoko ordered "Kenichi, just hush for now. If it's for this girl, I'd swallow a million needles."

As he continued watching the phenomenon that was his mother, Subaru sighed "I feel like I see a new side of mom every time she meets someone new."

Eyeing the two Natsuki's as well, Frederica giggled "Fufufu. As I have been told, your parents are interesting indeed. I feel like I could stave off any kind of boredom while in their company."

With another headache approaching, Subaru warned "Trust me, it gets to the point of insanity if you live with them like I did."

Walking up to the married couple, Rem beamed "Good morning, Kenichi and Naoko."

Watching as his parents continued to pet Petra's head, Subaru broke in "Umm, guys, Rem is talking to you."

Finally pulling herself away from Petra, Naoko apologized "Oops, sorry. I was too busy spoiling this cute kid over here. Good morning, Rem."

With a warm smile, Kenichi greeted the maid "Morning, Rem. As always, thanks for taking care of my useless son."

"You should be directing your thanks towards me, I suppose!" Beatrice broke in with dissatisfaction all over her face.

Finally reaching the limits of his curiosity, Subaru asked "Anyways, I think it's time to finally ask the obvious question. What are you two here for this time?"

With a lightbulb going off in his head, Kenichi beamed "Aha! That's right, I almost forgot."

"No, I'm pretty sure you did forget." Subaru commented with a sigh.

Placing his hands on Subaru's shoulders, Kenichi snapped his fingers and announced "We're taking you to go see that new A*engers movie!"

"Huh?" Subaru uttered stupidly, and once the news finally sank in, he exclaimed "HUUUUH?! That's in theaters already?!"

"Yup, and I already talked things over with Roz, so you're free to come along! It's your once in a blue moon day off!"

Bending his knees as far as they'll go, Subaru used all his strength to jump as high as he could as he cheered "Hell yeah!"

Amused by Subaru's reaction, Roswaal entered the conversation "As your father alreeeeady said, I gave you the day off, but as repayment for my kind gesture, I will be accompanying yoooou to witness this movie."

Latching onto Subaru's arm, Beatrice reminded her husband "And it goes without saying that I will follow Subaru where ever he goes, so you better have taken that into account when you bought tickets, I suppose."

Appearing right beside his contractor, Puck asked "Hey, Lia, do you want to go with them?"

With a soft smile on her lips, Emilia offered "I want to go a little bit, but I should really return to my studies. How about you go in my place?"

Scratching behind his ear, Puck replied faithfully "Nah, if Lia isn't going, then I'll stay behind too. Somebody has to keep you company, after all."

Charging over to the cat spirit, Beatrice asked fervently "Hey, Bubby? Would you like to go with me to see the movie, I wonder?"

"Sure thing, Betty!" Puck beamed as he hopped into Beatrice's hand.

Feeling a small sense of betrayal, Emilia exclaimed "You really wanted to go all along, didn't you?!"

Tilting her head at the unfamiliar word, Petra asked "'Movie'? What are you guys talking about?"

"We're going to go see an extravagant play, I suppose."

With her eyes lighting up with interest, Petra asked excitedly "A play? I've never been one of those. Can I come too?"

Having not explained to Petra about the other world yet, Beatrice faltered "A-Ah, well-"

Coming between Petra and Beatrice, Frederica spoke to the little maid "I apologize, Petra. While Master Roswaal has already given Subaru consent, I'm afraid we must stay behind in their absence. We must put our job first, after all."

Although looking initially dejected, Petra brushed it off as she reminded "Okay, but you better remember your promise to me, Subaru!"

"I know, I know." Subaru answered Petra sheepishly, and turning to see an exhausted look on Ram's face, he added "You look like you could fall over at any time. Are you okay with all this?"

As she blankly stared at Subaru, Ram spoke in monotone "If it entertains Master Roswaal and helps cheer you up, then I will gladly continue to fulfill my duties as a maid."

"Ah, I see. How thoughtful of- Wait, what did you just say?"

Still staring at Subaru, Ram repeated in monotone "I said, if it entertains Master Roswaal and gets me away from you for one day, then I will gladly-"

"Okay, yeah, that totally makes more sense."

Walking over to the two, Emilia entered the conversation "Wow, Ram, you're being a lot nicer to Subaru these days."

"You mean I wasn't imagining it?!" Subaru exclaimed who was shocked beyond belief.

With Subaru gawking at her, Ram simply turned away and snorted "Hmpf."

Suddenly feeling disturbed, Subaru asked out of concern "Ram, now I'm actually worried about your wellbeing. Are you sure you're not mentally exhausted after so many rough days of work?"

"If I am, I implore you to enjoy your day off to the fullest, because it's my turn tomorrow."

With another maid coming to mind, Subaru insisted "Actually, now that we have so many staff members, we should consider giving Rem extended time off so she can solely focus on recovering."

Although it looked like Rem was about to protest, Roswaal smiled "What a fiiiine idea. We're adequately staffed enough to allow such a thing, so it shooould be no problem at all for Rem to take a few days off."

Taking a step forward, Rem fervently argued "Master Roswaal, I can still-"

With his arms crossed, Subaru interrupted "Nope. Not happening, you're taking the time off whether you like it or not. Learn to give up when it's your health at stake."

"Fine words for someone who's taking the day off as well." Ram glared at Subaru, but she went on to add softly "Although, I don't object to the idea."

With her gaze shifting between the two, Rem uttered "Subaru… Big sister…"

"Y-Yeah, that's a good idea, after all." Emilia answered with a nervous smile.

Finally seeing the opportunity before her, Rem requested "If I'm being forced to take some time off, would it be alright if I accompany you to see this movie, Subaru?"

Glad that Rem saw it his way, Subaru started petting her head "Of course you can come with us."

"Fine words when I'm the one stuck with the bill." Kenichi complained under his breath as he pulled out his phone "I only preordered five tickets, so let me see if I can buy anoth- Dammit, Roz! You don't have Wifi!"

"You should knooow it's impossible for me to have such a thiiiing."

Saving her husband from the hassle, Naoko insisted "Well, I'm not really into superhero movies, so I guess I can stay here and help around the place. It's the least I could do since breakfast was so good."

Shaking his hand back and forth, Roswaal replied "That's very kiiiind of you to offer, Miss Natsuki, but there's no neeeeed for you to trouble yourself. You can simply reeeelax and let these wonderful maids attend to your needs."

Walking towards the pink-haired maid, Naoko asked "So, Ram, where are your cleaning supplies again? I forgot where you store them."

"Right this way, Miss Natsuki."

With her fingertips to her lips, Frederica remarked "My, there's not that many people out there who would dare ignore this nation's greatest mage. That woman possesses nerves of steel."

Adding to Frederica's comment, Subaru explained "It's more like once she puts her mind to something, she drowns everything else out. She probably didn't even hear Ros-chi."

With a smile still present on his face, Roswaal added "Weeeell, I'm sure Ram and Petra would appreciate the extra hand. Now then, shaaaall we proceed?"

Once the group of four departed, Naoko let a long sigh "Finally, all the guys are gone. Now we can all talk about girly stuff. Well, I don't know any girly stuff to talk about, so does anyone else want to start?"

With her hand shooting up, Perta beamed "Then how about we talk about-"

"Don't you think you're getting ahead of yourself?" Naoko interrupted the little girl.

"Ehh?!"

Patting the bewildered girl's head, Naoko giggled "Fufufu. Sorry, but whenever I see your adorable face, I just want to tease you until there's nothing left."

"Ehehe. I feel like I'm in danger." Petra nervously giggled.

With a small "ahem", Frederica eagerly insisted "Miss Natsuki, I'm going to have to ask you to release Petra. The role of spoiling- I mean, instructing her is solely my responsibility."

"I really am in danger, aren't I?! Ram, help me!"

Finally seeing her opportunity, Ram asked "Fred, I have to clarify something with you while that idiot is away. You've been informed about Rem and Barusu, correct?"

Biting down on her lip, Frederica answered "Yes, I have. I believe my actions thus far have been in accordance with Roswaal's instructions."

With her gaze falling to the floor, Ram replied "Okay, I was just making sure. It would be troublesome if you slipped up like Lady Emilia did earlier."

Although she was reluctant to ask, Frederica couldn't help but worry "Ram, if I'm not intruding, may I ask if you're alright?"

With her lips curving into a sinister smile, Ram uttered "That's a cruel question to ask. The one who obviously needs your concern is…"

Putting her hand on her shoulder, Naoko offered "Ram, if you ever need anything, just let me or my husband know. We'll do whatever we can."

With her face softening just a little bit, Ram scoffed "I'll consider your offer if I feel backed into a corner, but I doubt I'll need to resort to going to you fools."

Worried that Ram was in a foul mood, Frederica rushed to apologize "Ah, please forgive Ram, Miss Natsuki. She-"

"I know, she's brutally honest, just like my husband. After living with him for so many years, I'm used to such unbending honesty."

"Comparing me to that man is the ultimate insult. I'm going to have to ask you to retract that comparison and to rework your thinking process that led to such an absurd conclusion."

Taking her hand off of Ram's shoulder, Naoko giggled "Okay, I take it back, I take it back."

Looking out the window, Ram thought aloud "I wonder how long Barusu is going to indulge himself."

"I-I'm sure Subaru is going to get better any day now." Petra answered confidently but timidly.

Starting to look out the window as well, Naoko sighed "I don't know about that. I really am proud of Subaru, but he's terrible when it comes to facing reality."

As she continued looking at the blinding morning sun, Ram replied "For once, I'd have to agree with you, Naoko."

After they used Door Crossing to reach the Natsuki's house, Subaru, Beatrice, Kenichi, Roswaal, Rem, and a hidden Puck finally ended up at the theater once again. Preordering the tickets this time, the group entered the auditorium and took their seats.

Once Subaru reclined back in his chair, he closed his eyes as a moment of relaxation suddenly hit him. It was if all the stresses of his day to day life suddenly vanished for the moment as a soft smile emerged on his face.

"Subaru?"

Still enjoying the moment, Subaru murmured with his eyes still closed "Hmm?"

"I love you, I suppose."

Seeing the confused look on Subaru's face, Beatrice lightly blushed "I just wanted to remind you of that fact once again, I suppose."

Acting upon a sudden desire, Subaru started to ask "Hey… Beako, can I ask you something?"

With her heart starting to beat faster, Beatrice anxiously replied "What is it, I wonder?"

As he scratched his cheek sheepishly, Subaru finally requested "Can you remind me that you love me every day?"

With her worries for naught, Beatrice started to calm down as she sweetly smiled "Of course I will. I have to make sure your Betty meter stays full, I suppose."

Just as Subaru started to smile in response to his wife's sweet words, Rem pouted "It's rude to flirt in public, Subaru. Shame on you."

"Ah, you're right. My bad, I just got a little carried away there."

With her arms crossed over her chest, Rem sighed "Honestly, Subaru, you really are a handful. As an apology, I wouldn't mind it if you spoiled me by petting my head and saying everything that you like about me."

"Doesn't that contradict your previous statement?!"

With a small giggle, Rem motioned her head towards Subaru with an expectant look in her eyes.

"R-Rem, if you keep this up, Beako will-"

"It's fine, I suppose." Beatrice interrupted as she clasped her hands together.

"Huh?"

As she looked down at her fidgeting hands, Beatrice murmured "For now, it is fine, I suppose."

With Rem eagerly awaiting her reward and with Beatrice being surprising tolerant, Subaru found himself petting the top of Rem's head.

Starting to get into it, Subaru beamed "Rem, you're such a good girl. Such a good girl."

With Rem's eyes tightly closed and her lips curved into an adorable smile, Subaru couldn't help but think that he was spoiling a puppy as he imagined Rem's tail waving back and forth excitedly.

"Somehow I get the feeling that you're treating me like a dog, but I'm still happy regardless."

"Being compared to a dog shouldn't make you happy at all!"

Getting ahead of himself, Subaru placed his other hand on Beatrice's head and started mussing up her hair.

"H-Hey, stop this nonsense at once, I suppose! You're ruining my perfect image!" Beatrice protested as she weakly resisted.

With his smile widening, Subaru admired his wife "An adorable reaction as always. This really is too much for a pure hearted guy such as myself. I feel like I'm indulging here."

Sitting in Beatrice's lap, Puck couldn't help but sigh "Why isn't anyone indulging in my fur? I've even kept it so clean too."

Finally surrendering to the affection, Beatrice closed her eyes as she seemingly purred "Well… As long as enough thought and care is put into it, I don't mind all that much, I suppose."

"Subaru, you really are greedy. If I'm going to have to comb my hair again, then you might as well mess it up some more." Rem beamed as she voiced her empty complaints.

As Subaru slowly descended into pure bliss as he continued patting their heads, he couldn't help but wonder "What the heck am I doing?"

"What the heck is my son doing over there?" Kenichi remarked as he looked down the row to see his son goofing around.

"It shooould be obvious that Subaru is trying to satiate his excitement."

"Well, I guess I can understand his eagerness since he's been looking forward to this movie ever since he saw the first one, but he's just acting shameless over there."

"I thooought you instructed Subaru to discard such a thing." Roswaal remarked with a wide grin.

While they were on the topic, Kenichi's expression tensed up a little bit as he asked "Hey, Roswaal, how's my son been doing?"

With his smile softening, Roswaal answered "Same as always; although, soooometimes he has an abrupt change in mood."

"And Ram?"

"She's haaaandling it better than I expected; however, considering her circumstances, I wooouldn't be surprised if she was hiding it."

Looking at the man straight in the eyes, Kenichi tried saying "Roswaal, I-"

With a small shake of his head, Roswaal interrupted "There's no need for yooou to say anything, Kenichi. You did everything you could and gaaaave us some helpful insight. No matter what the end, I am graaateful for your selfless help."

With his brows furrowing, Kenichi scoffed "'Selfless'? Let me correct you real quick. I'm the most selfish guy around. I didn't try to help as a kind gesture, I did it because I really, REALLY wanted to help, so save your thanks for those hypocritical 'selfless' people."

With a small chuckle, Roswaal remarked "You and Subaru are a loooot alike. I'm suuure you are the only person in both worlds that could have been his father."

"Of course, we are. He probably hasn't told you this, but I'm that dumbass's role model."

Back with Subaru, the boy's eyes were deeply concentrated on the screen as he anticipated the movie starting soon.

Noticing the glint in Subaru's eyes, Rem pointed out "You're really cute when you're excited like this. Do you want to see this movie that badly?"

Feeling a torrent of enthusiasm, Subaru explained passionately "Of course, I do! I've been waiting for this movie for six years, and it's finally here! It's not a stretch to say that this is one of the most exciting moments of my life thus far!"

"Our wedding better take the top spot on that list, I suppose." Beatrice warned with a deathly tone.

"Of course, of course, so this is obviously the second most exciting moment of my life."

Pressing her fingers together a bit nervously, Beatrice asked with a glint in her eyes "May I inquire about any other exciting moments involving me, I wo-"

"Shh! It's starting!"

-Roughly three hours later-

"Welcome back, Suba… Subaru?!"

"Hi, Emilia." Subaru and Kenichi uttered in unison as they walked arm in arm into the room. Both father and son had vacant expressions on their faces.

Right behind Subaru stood Beatrice and Rem who seemed relatively normal expression wise; however, their eyes seemed a little red.

"An ending like that really is too much, I suppose."

"That… was a lot different from the last movie I saw."

Last to enter the room was Roswaal and Puck who both had brilliant smiles on their seemingly glowing faces.

"Ah, what an increeedible spectacle that was. It was truuuly fascinating."

"It's been so long since I've had such a good time. I can see why Subaru is obsessed with that kind of stuff."

Taking their seats in the lounge chairs, Subaru and Kenichi both stared blankly at the ceiling.

As she looked at the dead expressions on their faces, Emilia remarked worriedly "I've never seen somebody cry with such a straight face before. Puck, what happened?"

Pointing his tail at the father and son, Puck explained "That movie was probably too much for them. Remember how excited they were before we left?"

"Did they not like it or something?"

With a small shake of his head, Puck sighed "Actually, I think it's the complete opposite. I doubt they saw it coming, so they're in a state of shock right now."

"Saw what coming?" Emilia asked with a slight tilt of her head.

Before Puck could answer, Petra charged into the room as she beamed "Hi, Subaru. I just heard that you got back, so if you want, we could- What happened?!"

Using their hands to cover their faces, Subaru and Kenichi both let out a long moan in unison "Uhhhghhhghhhh."

Looking around for an explanation, Petra asked anxiously "You said they just went to see a play, so why is Subaru and his dad like this all of a sudden?"

Grabbing Petra by the hand, Beatrice tried leading her away "Petra, it's in your best interest to stop asking questions and come play with Betty, I suppose."

"O-Okay… Wait, are you crying Beatrice?!" Petra exclaimed as she noticed the faint trail of tears running down her face.

Hiding her face with her arm, Beatrice sniffled "It's nothing, I suppose. Nothing at all, I suppose."

Seeing the golden opportunity in front of him, Kenichi forced out a chuckle "She's fine, Petra. Beatrice just doesn't feel so good."

"Y-Y-You!" Beatrice cried out as the floodgates opened yet again. After taking off and throwing her shoe at the man, the spirit ran off with Petra in hand.

"She forgot her shoe." Kenichi remarked lifelessly as he continued staring at the ceiling.

"I just realized that Beako's a real softie when it comes to movies." Subaru remarked as well as he joined his father in aimlessly staring upward.

Plopping down on Emilia's head, Puck suggested "I think it would be for the best if we just let them be. They're basically going through mourning."

"…Okay."

With everyone else vacating the room, Subaru and Kenichi stared up at the ceiling for another hour before deciding to play Smash with each other. Subaru continued to goof off with his father until he realized the sun was starting to meet the horizon.

Retuning to his bedroom, Subaru let out a long sigh as he walked into the room "Beako, I'm back."

From the bed, Beatrice didn't answer back as she seemed to be deeply concentrating on something in her hand.

Thinking she was just playing with his phone yet again, Subaru took a step closer which startled the spirit with her shoulders hitching up.

Once Beatrice slowly turned around to face him, Subaru asked "What's with that bizarre reaction? Are you browsing lewd things on my phone again?"

"Subaru, I need to ask you something, I suppose.""

Revealing what she had in her hand, Beatrice asked "Five H.T.P? What is this, I wonder?"

Seeing his medicine case in his wife's hand, Subaru's body immediately tensed up as he forgot to breath for a second. More than anyone else, he didn't want his wife to find it.

"It's… It's a supplement."

Looking back at the case in her hand, Beatrice remarked curiously "A supplement? You seem to be healthy enough, so I wasn't aware that you required any nutritional supplements, I suppose."

Scratching up the back of his head, Subaru forced a smile "Well, you can't be too healthy, right?"

Noticing the obvious panic on Subaru's face, Beatrice asked impatiently "Subaru, why do you have this, I wonder?"

Breaking out into a sweat, Subaru tried to satisfy her question "Five H.T.P is a natural amino acid that help the boy produce serotonin."

"Okay, but why do you have this, I wonder?"

"Serotonin is very important to the body. If you're low on serotonin, it could really kill your mood."

"Subaru."

"It's basically an over the counter enhancer of sorts. It's something you could get at any drug store."

With her soft expression turning into a glare, Beatrice demanded "Why. Do. You. Have. This. I wonder?!"

"I…"

"Suba-"

"It's none of your damned business!" Subaru snapped, feeling an uncontrollable rush of anger.

As quickly as the anger came, it instantly vanished when he saw the shocked, almost hurt expression on Beatrice's face as she stared at him with disbelief.

"I'm… I'm sorry about that, it's just…" Subaru apologized as he stopped himself from giving his wife an empty excuse.

After closing her eyes for a few seconds, a soft smile surfaced on Beatrice's lips as she patted her lap "Perhaps you would like to lie down on my lap, I wonder?"

"N-No. I-I mean, it's not like I don't want to lie down in your lap or anything, but-"

"Before you make more of a fool out of yourself, I'd recommend you accept my offer, Tsunderu."

"'Tsunderu'? That's a new one." Subaru remarked, and not being able to say no to his wife's beaming face, Subaru ended up resting his head on her lap "Pardon the intrusion."

"Pardon accepted, I suppose." Beatrice giggled as she started to eagerly muss up her husband's hair.

After enjoying Beatrice's unrelenting assault on his hair, Subaru said in almost a whisper "I'm sorry, Beatrice."

Still smiling down at her husband, Beatrice closed her eyes as she replied "It's okay, I suppose. It's clear without you saying it that you're overwhelmed, I suppose."

"Was it that obvious? I really am terrible at hiding things."

"It'd be more accurate to say that it's foolish to try to hide anything from your prying wife anyways. I always endeavor to understand everything about you; however…"

Losing the smile on her face, Beatrice pressed her hand against Subaru's cheek as she said in a low tone "I ignored this problem for far too long, and as a result, you had to resort to taking anti-depressants, I suppose."

With his fears being realized, Subaru closed his eyes as he uttered "So… You already knew?"

"The moment I inquired about this bottle, your mom told me your history with these pills, I suppose." Beatrice explained, and as her hand softly went across his cheek, she added almost pleadingly "Subaru, please tell me, are you depressed, I wonder?"

With the truth getting caught in his throat, Subaru answered in a small voice "That's not something I can just say out loud."

"Is it possible for you to communicate it to me then, I wonder?"

Looking straight up at his wife, Subaru couldn't help but think her face looked incredibly strange from this angle. Her smile was no longer present as she looked down at him, her gaze awfully soft yet expectant.

Replying to his wife's insistence, Subaru shut his eyes tightly as her answered her with a nod of his head. Opening his eyes once again, Subaru felt a torrent of relief to find the same expression on Beatrice's angellike face.

"I was worried you were going to cry." Subaru said honestly.

Still gazing intently down at Subaru, Beatrice replied "That movie from earlier already drained all my tears away. I fear I wouldn't be able to cry even if you told me you hated me, I suppose."

"Idiot. As if I could bring myself to say that." Subaru reprimanded with his face turning stern.

"I wonder…" Beatrice murmured with a look of true skepticism on her face, and after shaking away those thoughts, she offered "You can talk to me about it, you know. No matter how uncool and desperate you sound, I will accept you. I will accept everything about you, I suppose."

After letting out a dry chuckle, Subaru shook his head "You're right about it sounding uncool. If I talked about it, I'd feel like I'm a cringy, overemotional teenager who just got dumped after a three-week relationship. Wow, I think I made a lot of enemies just now."

"Subaru." Beatrice whispered his name angelically.

"YOU are a cringy, overemotional teenage, I suppose." Beatrice pointed out as she went on to say "It's just you and your lovely wife present, so you don't need to worry about appearances."

"Low blow. Well, if you're going to be that persistent about it, I think I'll go ahead and show you my unsightly side."

After giving himself a few seconds to prepare himself, Subaru let out a long sigh and tightly shut his eyes once again. This was a side of him that he'd rather not show anyone; however, he knew he wouldn't regret telling Beatrice.

After all, their relationship was built on overwhelming, suffocating honesty.

"Beatrice, before I came here and met all of you, I was depressed. I was too afraid to go to school, so I shut myself in my room all day every day. The medicine helped me cope, but when I came to this world, I felt like a whole new me. I told myself that didn't need happiness from a bottle anymore, but…"

Biting down on his lower lip, Subaru tried desperately to hold back his tears; however, he couldn't stop them from trailing down to Beatrice's lap.

"About a month ago, during that week off that Roswaal gave me, Rem, and Ram, I don't know why, but I went back to being my old depressed self. It's pathetic, I feel so god damn pathetic, but it feels like such a chore to even get out of bed! And the worst part… The worst part of it all is that I don't know why I'm feeling this way!"

Slamming his fist against the bed, Subaru silent tears turned into sobs as he continued to cry out.

"I have you, and you're the greatest thing to ever happen to me! I mean that from the bottom of my heart! I've met so many quirky and wonderful people! I have a stable job and I live in a mansion! Compared to how I was a year ago, I might as well have it all, but it feels like something's not right! It feels like something is missing, but I don't know what!"

Once Subaru started to calm down, the boy bitterly smiled "Throwing a tantrum over something as baseless as that. Am I pathetic or what?"

Lightly pinching her husband's cheek, Beatrice comforted "You're not wrong to be feeling this way, and I'll blast anyone who disagrees, I suppose."

"Will you blast me if I disagree with you?"

As she tenderly wiped the boy's tears away, Beatrice softly smiled down at him "You're a special exception. I'll simply smother you with affection until you see things my way, I suppose."

"You really are a cruel wife." Subaru couldn't suppress a dry laugh.

"You were supposed to say 'captivating' and 'attractive', and you were supposed to remark about how you just fell in love with me all over again, I suppose." Beatrice lectured with an adorable pout on her face.

Once her cheeks returned to normal, Beatrice's expression turned bitter as she stated her true feelings "Subaru, I will always remain by your side. Even if no one else understand how much you've sacrificed to keep us safe, I understand. You… You really have done a lot for us. You deserve all the happiness in the world, so why…"

"Why does it have to be like this, I wonder?" Beatrice finished with fat tears rolling down her face.

Feeling something wet crash against his cheeks, Subaru opened his eyes and saw his wife's tear-filled face.

"Beako..?"

Hastily wiping off her face, Beatrice insisted "Subaru, let me talk to Roswaal about giving you some time off, I su-"

"No!" Subaru interrupted with a shout as he pleaded "Please, anything but that! If I don't work, I'll go back to shutting myself in my room all over again!"

"But, then, you'll just be…" Beatrice fumbled for a solution, and when she failed to think of one, she hastily offered "Subaru, what can I do for you? If it's for you, I wouldn't mind doing just about anything, I suppose."

Not wanting the conversation to take a wrong turn, Subaru joked "That's something you should never say to a guy."

"I'm being serious, I suppose." Beatrice stated as she stared down at the boy.

Gazing up at the spirit with his eyes glazed in sadness, Subaru sighed "I know, but I really wish that you weren't."

"Subaru..?"

Since Beatrice seemed so earnest about her offer, Subaru tried prying the truth from her "If you're going to be so adamant about it, then tell me what you're hiding from me."

"…"

Beatrice's eyes widened from shock as her mouth hung open. The spirit couldn't bring herself to say anything as she stared dumbfoundedly at the boy.

"You said that I'm not good at hiding things, but you're just as bad."

"…"

"What's with that silence? Aren't you at least going to deny it?"

"Subaru…" Beatrice called her husband's name as if begging him to stop.

"So, you're not going to tell me?"

"…"

If things continued like this, Subaru knew he would raise his voice to his wife again, so to prevent that from happening, he left Beatrice's lap and started laying down on the bed with his back to the spirit.

Beatrice reached her hand out to Subaru; however, when her hand was just millimeters away from her husband's hair, she stopped herself. Once she finally drew her hand back, Beatrice reluctantly laid down as well as she prepared herself for another sleepless night.

As powerlessness and guilt ate away from her, Beatrice started to cry as she remembered a recent mistake that she made. An unforgivable, unsalvageable mistake.

Subaru wasn't the only person living in a fantasy right now. Beatrice was also running from the truth.

Author Notes: And here's my shameless "Happy Birthday to me!" insert. Man, it feels like in chapter 24, I led you guys to a really interesting cliffhanger, and then I proceeded to punt all of you off that cliff in this chapter. Don't worry, that cliffhanger in chapter 24 will eventually be resolved (either in the next chapter or the chapter after it).

Man, this chapter is really long. I didn't mean for it to be this long, but after bringing Frederica and Petra into the story, I got a little carried away with the banter in this chapter. Naoko's cold attitude towards Petra was something that definitely wasn't planned, but I just had a stroke of inspiration and a catastrophe was born haha. I really like this chapter comedy wise, and I made sure to sprinkle some hints in here too.

Please no bulli Petra.

Speaking of long Fanfics, sweet baby Jesus, I just realized that this Fic is longer than all of my other Fics COMBINED. What's with this blatant favoritism?! Most of my Fanfic career (if it can be called that) has been devoted to this Fic, but I'm definitely not complaining. It's been a lot of fun and it's honestly brought me a lot of joy to write about Beako's happiness and seeing the feedback from you guys. I feel like I've leveled up a few times as a shoddy Fanfic writer during this story.

Well, that's about it for now. Today really is my birthday, so I'm going to go eat some ice cream cake and get some fries at Steak and Shake, so I'll see you guys in the next update. Buh bye!