Spandam was not having a good day. Though the Enies Lobby incident had occurred eons ago, apparently, people were still talking about about it. It came up in every conversation. It wasn't even his fault! Like he'd been telling everyone, those insolent CP9ers were to blame! Especially Rob Lucci! Why that man was so weak Spandam could probably push him over with a finger! What a joke! That Fukuro had no clue what he was talking about. 4000 Doriki? Yeah right! 4 Doriki sounded more accurate!
Spandam was relaxing in bed, trying to enjoy his birthday best he could. He was still in a full body cast, and the doctor had instructed him to rest well, lest he become paralyzed from the waist down. Suddenly, he received a call on his Den Den Mushi.
"Purupurupurupurupuru" rang the snail.
"George!" screamed Spandam, careful not to strain himself. "George!"
"Yes sir!" replied a young marine, running into the room and saluting the chief.
"The phone, you idiot the phone!"
"Sorry sir!" said George apologetically, rushing for the snail.
"Ka-cha" said the snail, as George picked up the reciever.
"Spandam…" growled a familiar voice. The gravelly timbres made shivers run up and down Spandam's shattered spine.
"L-L-L-Lucci?" stuttered Spandam, disbelievingly.
"You know who I am. We will find you, and we swear we will do whatever it takes to destroy you."
And with that, Spandam could decisively say that his day had been ruined.
A.N.: Not my best. I'll probably rewrite if I get that chance. Reviews, Favourites, Subscriptions, and Requests are welcomed and much appreciated! See you on March 14th for Smoker!