JAKKID COLLABORATES WITH BARRYLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWN (and icantyping)
CHAPTER
PHONEBOOKS FRIGHT ESCAPS FROM PRISOOOOOOON!
little nick was in jail and was crying tears of sad and mad he was goin mad hee hee mad mad yes mad looky at him he gone MAD AHAHAAAHAHAA HAHA HA HA HA HAHA HA AHAHAAHA HEE HEEEEEEEEE o yes dont worry bout me people just go on without me tis is too funny
nick look through bars for the 70th time on day 100 hed been in prison for sooo long it was his last day and he had enough and wanted to escape. ever day he look outside to see if some idiot stupidfuck was the guard so he cud ask for sex because they always fall for dat if theyre dumb but they never came it was always that SMART asshole who got 100% in al his exams and is now working in prison
phoenix cried as the food came to him and wanted to get out nowwww cause its sooo boooooring in jail
however phoenix looked through the crap he had to eat and realized that he cud use it so he took the food and made it sharp and KILELD THE GUARD
"AAAAAAAAAAAA HES TRYIN TO GET OUT" shotued the ghost of the guard but this is before ghosts started becoming real so he wasnt heard
nick ran out and out of jail and all the bells rang
"INTRUDER ALERT INTRUDER ALERT PHOENIX WRIGHT IS TRYIN TO GET OUT SURROUND DE INTRUDER AND MURDER HIM!"
suddely robot ninja guys from that scene in professor layton and the miracle happen came out and spun they sords around to kill him the evil prisoner getting away
phenix was scared he was only a little boi he cudnt fite but he was saved by the best person ever who came in out of nowhere and slap them all so they died in explosion and he jump away from it badassly
"WHO U" shouted nick
"I AM BARRY LAWN" shouted barry and i gracefully sent him to safely
"wtf are u writing u stupid dumb you got hurt a lot" said jakkid who was at that safely
"shut up im writin this story" said barry
"ok well we stop contradition of phenix dying in past from happen and now he didnt complete prison so he tecnicaly doesnt have criminal record so lets go back to time
===TIME===
"ok we back now" said jakkid
"wtf" said shitty little boi voice and we looked down and saw baby phoenix
"aaaa fuckin god i dont wanna be dad u guys take care of him" said me runnin away
and as i turned i ran into a phoenix
BUT IT WASNT LITTLE PHOENIX! (ik im surprised too)
it was an EVIL PHOENIX
"kys" said phoenix who shot bullets out of his fingers wich the tree autors objected to wich caused tree bubbles appear to protect us and also stab wright which killed him in a blood way and it got blood on their hands and we were was like BLEH
"ok tats phoenix 1 ded" said icantyping
we took a single step when POLICE CARS APPEARED AROUND US
"WE R THE POLICE" shouted a voice
"wat no ur not ur phoenix wright" said a voice
"SHUT UP NOW OR I ARREST U" shouted phoenix so we all shut up "NO NOT U"
"o ok fuk u" said gumshoe
"insulting a police man policemen arrest him" shouted phoenix
we all got arrested for murdering the phoenix and insulting the police
===IN PRISON===
"wat we do" said gumshoe "we dont have an attorney theyr all dead or in the future"
"maybe if we wait for the future to happen before trial" said jakkid
"thatll take too long" said littlenick "look i gonna be a defend attorny in the future wich means it shud be ok if i defend us rite"
"makes sense ur tecnically phoenix wright and the law says phoenix wright can defend in court so ok pal" said gumshoe but to be safe he made nick a cardboard badge
===IN COURT===
"ccccccccccourts in season ehhh" said canada judge
"i am redy" said nick
"im also redy" said prosecutor von karma
"WAHT U BETRAY US" shouted nick
"wat did u expect u stupid little boi" said karma "im evil"
"WHAT A" shouted canada
"i mean ive reformed im now a nice person" said von karma "it is honor pleasure to meet u mr canada"
"o tank u" said canada "so make ur opening statement"
"nick and gumshoe jakkid other people idk they all killed phoenix wright"
"objection only one person can kill someone" said nick
"HA HA HA HA HA" laughed karma and nick got penilized "so if we all done ill call the witnesses"
"wat witnesses" said nick "wats a witness"
"to tink theres someone here who doesnt no what witnesses are very well... witnesses are liek the fingerprints of the case when killer kills they leave witnesses theyre quite accurate" said von karma "anyway cross examine them"
"hm hey how do i cross examine" said nick to his assistant who wasnt there "god dammit i really want an ass" said nick
"CUM IN WITNESSES" shouted karma and the witnesses came in
ALL 6 OR SOMETHING OF THEM
"names and occupations" said karma
"phoenix wright" said phoenix
"phoenix wright" said phoenix
"phoenix wright" said phoenix
"phoenix wright" said phoenix
"phoenix wright" said phoenix
"phoenix wright" said phoenix
TO BE COMPLEXED