RANCID RUSSIANS *Italy as the Shouty man and Russia as a resident of Samoyedic tribes*
"Hi I'm a shouty man here to tell you about the new fabric that can be useful for you Siberians."
He held up a white sweater.
"It's the new Samoyed yarn. Made with real samoyed fur that was shed from a samoyed dog."
A sign popped up that said, "True."
"With Samoyed fur you can knit a great sweater that will keep you warm in Siberian snow. Just look at these people over here."
He walked over to a man wearing the sweater.
"How do you feel about the sweater my friend?"
The man then answered,
"It actually works and the best part is that you just need samoyed for use."
"That's right with samoyed yarn, all you need is one samoyed dog, and you'll be set with the use of its fur for life, or at least the dog's life. Order now and we'll include pre-made yarn."
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