"Jerk!"
"Jackass!"
"Prat!"
"Malfoy!"
Rose slid into the seat beside Lily. "At it again, are they?" she asked, pulling out a book. "What happened this time?"
Lily, who was braiding her hair, didn't even look up at the pair who had now pulled their wands on one another. "I think Malfoy got Albus a detention."
Rose sighed. "Their enmity is so childish. I wish they could get along."
Later that night in the boys' dormitory…
"Oh, Merlin, yes," Albus whispered. "I didn't- ah! Mean any of those things I said."
In reply, Scorpius just took Albus' cock into his mouth.