Hurky: It's the last chapter of All That Randomness!
Readers: Awwwww...
Hurky: But this is just part 1! Part 2 will be up soon! And sorry for the long wait. I have been totally busy these past few weeks and even more busier as my graduation approaches.
Sora: And it's finished on the one year anniversary of when ATR got published! WOOT! Enjoy!
Disclaimer: Hurky doesn't own Fairly Odd Parents.
Riku stood in the room and stared at Sora. "Why are we here?" asked Riku.
"I called my teacher Lisping Larry." said Sora solemnly. He looked up at Riku. "I was told that the school was used for executing people. They'd kiss their families goodbye, and then taken to a room. The audio visual room to be exact. Then, they'd make them sit in that room for the rest of their lives, forced to watch kid shows like Dora the Explorer, The Backyardigans, Lazy Town, Jojo's Circus, Barney, and Teletubbies until they croaked and dropped dead."
"Who told you this?" asked Riku in a serious tone of voice.
Sora didn't say anything. He sat there in silence, until after about three minutes. "They told me that Lisping Larry is my history teacher and he went here. He used to have a lisp, and everyone called him Lisping Larry, even until after he got speech therapy and after graduation. They even called him that at their high school reunion." he said.
Meanwhile, Roxas, Hurky, Ryo, and Kairi were in another part of TV land. They were on a channel that was nothing but static and that horrible sound it makes.
"Where the heck are we?" asked Kairi, covering her ears from the sounds.
"No clue." replied Roxas. "But I think we're lost."
Suddenly, a TV remote similar to Riku's, only black and not silver, appeared in Roxas' hand like how the keyblade did in KH2. He looked down at it. "Whoa, a remote!" he said in awe.
"Do you think it can take you into TV land?" asked Ryo, staring at the remote in Roxas' hands.
"I'm not sure." said Roxas. "But let's make sure!"
He pressed a few buttons and ended up in a cartoony place.
"Where are we now?" asked Kairi.
Suddenly, two fairies, one with pink hair, and another with green hair, popped up out of nowhere.
"Hi, I'm Cosmo!" said the green haired fairy.
"I'm Wanda!" said the pink haired fairy. "And we're..."
"YOUR FAIRY GODPARENTS!" she and Cosmo yelled and a huge sign with lights saying "Fairy Godparents" appeared out of nowhere.
"We get fairy godparents?" asked Hurky. "Cool!"
Cosmo examined all four of the teenagers in the room and noticed something. "Hey, you're not Timmy!" he said. "Who are you and what have you done to Timmy? Don't eat my blubber nuggets!"
He pulled out a box, opened them, and dumped all the blubber nuggets into his mouth. He chewed, swallowed them all and grinned. "Mmm. They're chewy!" he said.
"Blubber nuggets?" asked Hurky. "Let me have some!"
"Sorry, but I just ate them all!" replied Cosmo.
"But seriously," said Wanda. "Where is Timmy?"
"No clue!" said Ryo.
"So, what do you wish for in the meantime?" asked Wanda.
"Hmmm..." said Hurky thoughtfully. "I wish for a chocolate chip cookie!"
Cosmo and Wanda held up their wands and a cookie appeared in Hurky's hands.
"Sweet!" she said. She bit into the cookie, chewed, and swallowed. "Wow, this one good cookie!"
"Actually, it likes to attack people!" said Cosmo.
The cookie grew teeth and began to attack Hurky.
"OMFG, THE COOKIE'S ATTACKING ME!" yelped Hurky. She dropped the cookie and attacked it with her keyblade until it was nothing but a pile of crumbs.
"Okaaaaayyyy..." Kairi said slowly.
Cosmo looked down and saw a nickel. His green eyes lit up. "Ooh, a nickel!" he exclaimed as he flew down to pick up the coin. "I shall call you Philip!"
Kairi, Ryo, Hurky, and Roxas all exchanged glances, as if to say, "Weird!"
Back in the movie, the scene had changed to where Sora was lying in a bed, with the blankets pulled to his chin. Riku was standing next to him.
"Riku, I have a secret," Sora said, with his breath coming out in smoke (you know, when it gets REALLY cold).
"I won't tell anyone," said Riku. "Just tell me!"
"I see people," explained Sora in a cold voice. "They don't know anything. They walk around like normal people. They try to get in touch with their inner child. It's like you have a cell phone with no service! Which way is right? Which way is left? Which way is up or down? Nobody can save a bunch of money on their car insurance by switching to Geico in just fifteen minutes! What if it takes all day? Which came first? The chicken or the egg? NOBODY KNOWS! MUMBO JUMBO! It's all just a bunch of-"
Right when Sora was about to continue rambling on, Riku slapped Sora on the face. "Get to the point already!"
Sora took a deep breath and then let it out in a sigh. "I see dead..." he whispered.
"Uh-huh," coaxed Riku. "You see dead..."
Sora looked up at Riku in terror. "I see dead Riku." he said.
"WHAT?" cried Riku in anger. "You see me dead? How dare you!"
"That's not it," whispered Sora, still trembling in fear. "I see dead Kairi...and dead Hurky...and dead Mr. Whiskers. IT'S HORRIBLE TO SEE YOUR OWN PET ROOSTER DEAD!"
"Oh. You're just going through a near mid-life crisis." Riku said with a chuckle. "You don't have an actual mid-life crisis until at least fifteen more years! Come on! Let's get out of here before you make me go crazier than I already am!"
He took his remote and pressed the button and ended up in Fairly Odd Parents.
"Awesome!" said Sora, back to his normal self. "I love this show!"
"This show sucks!" said Riku, wrinkling his nose. "Every episode is practically the same. Timmy Turner makes a completely retarded wish every episode and it's a good idea at first until it all goes wrong. I know how these kid shows go!"
"I only watch it because Cosmo cracks me up!" said Sora with a shrug. (Hurky: It's why I watch it, too, lol!)
"Guys!" yelled a familiar voice.
Sora and Riku turned around and saw Hurky, Ryo, Kairi, and Roxas running towards them.
"Hey!" said Sora.
Kairi and the others stopped in front of Sora and Riku. Sora looked at Roxas' hand and saw that he had a remote.
"Hey Roxas, you got a remote, too?" he asked.
"Oh. this?" asked Roxas, holding it up into the air. "I guess I did."
"How the hell did you get a remote?" asked Riku.
"It just appeared out of nowhere," said Roxas with a shrug. He looked down at it. "So, how do you use it?"
Everyone's jaws all dropped open.
"You mean you don't know how to use a remote?" asked Ryo. "My home world doesn't even have electronics and I know how to use a remote better than you do!"
"It's not that!" said Roxas. "I've never dealt with ths kind of remote before."
"It's easy!" said Hurky, taking the remote from Roxas. "You can do a lot of things with it! Like freeze time!"
She pointed the remote at Cosmo and Wanda and they froze. She pressed the button again and Cosmo and Wanda unfroze themselves. Hurky gave Roxas back his remote.
"Alright, I'll give it a try." he said. He pressed a button and then he disappeared.
"Where did he go?" asked Sora.
Ryo turned to Riku. "Can you find out where he is?" she asked him.
"There's no way for me to find him." replied Riku as he shook his head. "We'd have to channel surf!"
Meanwhile, Roxas had really zapped himself out of TV land and into the dark headquarters of Ansem and Maleficent. He stood in front of the two bad guys.
"Where am I?" Roxas asked himself.
"Hawaii," said Ansem sarcastically. "No, not really. You're in mine and Maleficent's headquarters. NOW GET OUT!"
"Okay." said Roxas. He began to walk out when his remote fell out of the pocket of his pants.
"Wait!" said Maleficent, waving her staff. "Is that one of those remotes you were telling me about, Ansem?"
Ansem bent down and picked up the remote. He studied it and grinned. "Indeed it is." he said. He turned to Roxas and then back to Maleficent. "Do you know what we can do with this?' he asked.
"Don't you have a remote?" asked Maleficent.
"Yes, but it was submerged in water during the battle royale a few chapters ago." replied Ansem.
"What do you plan to do with my remote?" demanded Roxas.
"Don't worry," said Maleficent in her eerie voice. "We won't take your remote. Why don't you hand us the remote so we can make it better and more easier for you to use?"
Roxas stood there and thought. "I don't know." he said. "Aren't you the bad guys from KH1?"
"Uh..." said Ansem.
"No!" lied Maleficent. "We're just here to help you find what you want, and isn't knowing how to use that difficult remote what you want?"
"Well, yes." said Roxas.
"Then come with us," continued Maleficent in that persuasive voice she used with Riku, holding a hand out to Roxas. "We're here to help you."
Back on Fairly Odd Parents, Riku turned to Cosmo and Wanda. "Hey, do you think we can wish him here?"
"Of course!" said Wanda as she and Cosmo waved their wands, but they went limp.
"What happened?" asked Hurky.
"Roxas isn't in TV land!" said Wanda. "That means we can't wish him back here!"
"So that means he's out of TV land." concluded Ryo. "Let's go!"
Riku pressed a button but suddenly, they ended up in a strange place that Riku or his friends don't recall ever seeing on TV...
Hurky: And that's the end of part 1 of All That Randomness! But don't worry! Part2 will be up in as early as a few weeks.
Riku: Then all the fun continues there!
Sora: Hurky would like to thank everyone for all their support throughout this long story. You guys left a ton of reviews! 239 as of this writing! We hope you're able to catch All That Randomness: Part 2 real soon! You guys are the best!
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