IYD: 23. Swiss Cheese

HPBC: 36. wrong


"Ollie, why is there a hole in the cheese?" four-year-old Katie Bell asked.

Oliver drew himself up, feeling very important for seven. "Because, the Swiss Cheese comes from the moon, and everyone knows there are holes on the moon. So Swiss cheese has holes in it, too."

Katie sat down with a frown, staring at her cheese and crackers. "But... how does it get from the moon to us?"

"It comes in a rocket, silly," Oliver said, rolling his eyes. "Now eat your snack so we can go play!"

Katie shrugged. Wherever it came from, it was yummy.