DISCLAIMER: I own nothing except for a Nobody name

MP: I'm getting as bad as the anime whenever it comes to filler crap… -_-'

However, every time I open my document to try to write 15 I just draw blank. My classes are way more mentally exhausting than I'd anticipated which means my original work is suffering too.

I hope to have Chapter 15 up by Thanksgiving (if I can force myself to write it).

After that, I will try to update once a month until school or this book ends. Then I'll work on 3 and try to have it half way written before I post anything. So that's my game plan. Let's see if I stick with it.

This filler chapter will be several deaths of Ozai in a row (13 to be precise) in honor of Halloween

Chapter XII: Filler, Filler Everywhere,

Bolt Out of the Blue Halloween Special:

The Thirteen Deaths of Ozai

"Werewolf Barmitzva. Spooky, scary. Boys becoming men. Men becoming wolves," Malik(Marik) from Yugioh Abridged, Paranormal Cractivity, by Little Kuriboh

Death 1

Ozai's death at the hands of: Light Yagami from Death Note 1*

Ozai was puzzled by this young man in strange clothing who had appeared in his throne room after he had sent everyone away.

"I can hear the screams of the innocents you've killed. They scream to a god for Justice," the young man said as a manic glint appeared in his eyes, "I will be that god!" then, with an overly dramatic flourish, the young man with the strangely cut light brown hair wrote something in an odd looking book with weird characters on the front. If Ozai wasn't mistaken they looked like the words "Death Note." That's when it happened. Ozai's hand suddenly caught on fire, burning his flesh. The dictator tried to bend it off of him but it wouldn't obey him and spread until he'd completely spontaneously combusted. All that was left was his ponytail ornament and a pile of ashes.

Light smirked as he read over what he had written,

Fire Lord Ozai. He will die after spontaneously combusting.

Death 2

Ozai's death at the hands of: Lelouch from Code Geass 2*

Ozai looked at the youth before him. This was getting strange. His men were surrounding him, one by one.

"How dare you barge in here!" Ozai said. The boy just stared at him with strange eyes before the boy said in a calm voice.

"I, Lelouch vi Britannia, command you to kill yourself by ordering your men to kill you." Ozai's eyes took on a red glow before he said,

"Men, I order you to destroy me now!" The already controlled firebenders obeyed without question, turning their Fire Lord into nothing more than a pile of charred flesh.

With that Lelouch left slowly. It wasn't as if he could have run very fast to begin with anyway…

Death 3

Ozai's death at the hands of: Cooler from Dragon Ball Z

Ozai had a sense of déjà vu whenever he looked at this strange creature before him. It was tall, lizardlike, with blueish disks of reflective…skin on its head, shoulders, and on its hips.

"Why are you in my presence, monkey?" the creature said in a (dare I say) cool tone.

"How dare you address me as such, you vile creature!" Ozai said. The strange, mostly white thing raised a muscular arm and fired a small beam of light at Ozai, vaporizing him and half his throne room.

Cooler then left, more bored than ever.

Death 4

Ozai's death at the hands of: a Neoshadow Heartless from Kingdom Hearts II

Ozai was trying to out run strange creatures that seemed to be able to peel themselves out of the ground. When they did they had long, zigzagging antennae, dark blue veined muscular forms, and vile, vacuous yellow eyes. Fire bending worked to a degree but the creatures seemed to be multiplying no matter how many he destroyed because more would appear to take their place. Then it happened, one got him from behind. A light flashed and darkness enveloped Ozai. This darkness grew until a Darkside heartless stood where Ozai had once.

Death 5

Ozai's death at the hands of: Sora from Kingdom Hearts

Direct continuation from death 4

The Darkside that had once been Fire Lord Ozai rampaged through his palace destroying most of it and stealing the hearts of many who inhabited it. It reached for the heart pulsing with darkness that was Azula whenever,

"FIRE!" a fireball slammed into its side and it hurt! The writhing creature turned its massive body towards the source, which was a young man with spikey brown hair that defied gravity, amazingly blue eyes, and a strange key shaped weapon. It knew this instinctively to be a Keyblade wielder and it needed to stamp out the boys light NOW. Next to the boy was an anthropromorphic duck and dog, each wearing some sort of clothing (the dog fully dressed, the duck only wearing a top and a hat). Having been in a world with many strange creatures (such as sixlegged flying bison and turtle ducks) no one batted an eye.

"Let's get 'em!" the dog said. The boy nodded before he charged in, keyblade at the ready.

Having fought more of these than he cared to count, Sora and the others knew the drill: take out the hands before going for its head. Once they defeated the creature and a pitifully small heart was released Sora nodded to the still frozen girl before he, Donald, and Goofy, ran off to take out more Heartless. After all, it was his job.

Death 6

Ozai's death at the hands of: Roxas and Axel from Kingdom Hearts II

Semi continuation of 4 again. After all Ozai is one stubborn SOB. It stands to reason he'd leave behind a Nobody, so meet Zaxio who will be slaughtered soon

Zaxio remembered his life as Fire Lord Ozai. Now he was something… more than human. He could take on the Avatar now, he was sure. He should have found how to do this sooner. First thing's first, he needed to overthrow the organization.

"I don't think so newbie," said a voice. Zaxio turned to see the annoying redheaded wannabe firebender, Axel, and his blonde pet, Rocky.

"What do you want," Zaxio said.

"Look, talking to yourself out loud in front of a samurai Nobody is seriously stupid stuff whenever Roxas here controls them, got it memorized?" Axel said as he summoned his chakrams. Roxas summoned his kingdom key and said,

"By the way, Axel is my friend and the names ROXAS."

"You two are no match for me," Zaxio said as he summoned a pair of dao blades.

"First you take my flame, schtick and now you underestimate me? You really are PISSING ME OFF!" Axel said before he and Roxas attacked. Roxas was send sliding out of the battle just before Axel scored the final hit, making Zaxio fade into nothingness.

"Jerk used an underhanded move," Roxas said after he 'curaga'ed them both.

"Let's just tell Saix that this moron is dead," Axel said before they left number XIV's room. The short lived number XIV

Death 7

Ozai's death at the hands of: Black Cat AKA Train Heartnet AKA XIII from Black Cat

Ozai thought he heard something. He turned to look and BLAM!

Azula had seen a strange man enter her father's throne room, she burst in and the stranger was gone with a shot from his odd weapon.

Train was beyond the outer walls whenever the alarm was sounded that there was an intruder. He leapt onto a nearby, departing merchant cart and was gone into the darkness.

Death 8

Ozai's death at the hands (well paws) of: Fluffy the Three-Headed Dog from Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's/Philosopher's Stone Really, why did they change the title for the American version?

Ozai was walking back to his bedchambers whenever he heard a growling noise coming from a weapon storage room his personal guards would use. Ozai opened the door to see an enormous, three-headed dog staring down at him growling and drooling. He tried to get away but the middle head was too quick for him and had him by his ankle. The right head got one arm, and the left got the other. The heads all tugged until he rest in pieces at their feet.

Death 9

Ozai's death at the hands of: Dark Jak from Jak II

Ozai stared at the strange man they had in captivity. He had long ears and strange hair that started off green but became blonde part way down. He'd been in the company of a similarly strange woman with green hair that sort of flipped upwards at the end. He would torture her to find out how he used the strange substances that had appeared to ooze out of the grounds. Ozai placed a burning hand on her exposed midriff. The woman screamed and the man snapped. His skin paled rapidly as strange violet electricity crackled all over his form, horns force their way out of his head standing out starkly against his now ash colored hair, dark claws were on his hands, his once electric blue eyes now pools of darkness above a snarling, fanged mouth. He was now able to rip out of the cage and then ripped the guards apart. His next target was Ozai himself.

When Jak came down from being Dark Jak he saw a lot of bloody carnage, yet Keira wasn't even covered in one blood droplet.

"So Dark Jak can be taught," Keira said as Jak found the keys and unlocked her chains.

"I guess so. Who knew," Jak said before he grabbed his things and they left.

Death 10

Ozai's death at the hands of: Darth Vader from Star Wars (can we say irony boys and girls?)

Ozai stared in disbelief as this wheezing stranger in odd black armor wielded a sword of fire and used it to block his lightning as if he'd simply thrown a cushion at the tall, menacing form.

"You try my patience. Now tell me where the rebels are located!" Ozai could feel an invisible hand around his throat and spots forming in his vision.

"I, *cough* don't, know of any, r-rebels," Ozai said, while choking.

"You are lying to me," the man said before Ozai's windpipe was completely crushed and he died.

Darth Vader let the corpse drop to the ground in a heap. Though there was something about this man's voice that was familiar. Never the less, he would continue his search for those rebels, and his son.

Death 11

Ozai's death at the hands of: Rem from Death Note

Ozai had his flaming hand near Misa's throat, Light was unconscious on the floor and Ryuk was being himself, which meant not helping. Rem was left with no choice. She pulled out her own Death Note and wrote down Ozai's name. He died of a heart attack right away while Rem became nothing more than a pile of sand with a Death Note resting in it.

Death 12

Ozai's Death at the hands of: Vanitas from Kingdom Hearts Birth by Sleep

"You're pathetic, scared of a twelve-year-old boy," said the voice of a young man wearing a smooth reflective helmet that had a metal section attached to the chin and the neck armor. The suit was odd, black with red veins, and it looked almost organic. Plus there was that odd skirt thing around the waist. Ozai threw everything he had at the boy only to find it was blocked by an invisible shield.

"My turn," said the boy before he summoned a bizarre key-shaped weapon and sliced the tyrant in half.

"Killing non-keyblade wielders is so dull," Vanitas said before he opened a corridor of darkness and left.

Death 13

Ozai's death at the hands of: Malik from Yugioh

Ozai didn't know what to make of the effeminate blonde before him clad in tight black pants and a lavender belly shirt wearing a lot of jewelry on top of all this. Clutched in the teen's right hand was a strange golden rod. In his left, what appeared to be a rectangle of parchment.

"You've insulted me for the last time, you fool," the young man said before he held the paper above his head. Ozai could now see there was a dragon of some sort on it.

"Great beast of the sky, please hear my cry, transform thyself from orb of light and bring me victory in this fight. Envelope the desert with your glow and cast your rage upon my foe. Unlock your powers deep within so that together we may win. Appear in this shadow game as I call your name... Winged Dragon of Ra!" The dragon appeared and Ozai nearly fainted there.

"Obliterate him!" the young man yelled. The dragon complied. Most of his palace was gone afterwards.

Malik was laughing hysterically.

"Ah, he should have seen his face! Now time to go kill the Pharaoh," Malik said before he dismissed Ra.

1*My friend is on a Death Note kick to the point where she has gotten me to watch the movie and several clips of the anime. Though it confirmed that the psychological profile I'd mentally made for Light was dead on

2*Please note all I know of him is summary from online sites but he's similar in character to other characters I've encountered *coughLightcoughhackwheeze* so I think I'll be able to get this down without butchering his character

Added 11/30/11

My friend, Makenzie Rush (the selfsame friend who was on the Death Note Kick) is on a Code Geass kick and has told me I needed to fix my Lelouch death. I have now done so, and she is happy.

MP: That's all folks!

Hope you enjoyed this special Halloween chapter, oh and one more thing… Happy Halloween!

WARNING: I proofread this myself, therefore there are bound to be mistake I have missed.