Phoenix:The defense is ready, your honor.
Edgeworth:I'm always ready, so I call my first witness, the suspect of the police 'murder'
Meekins enters
Edgeworth:Name and occupation.
Meekins:I'm Officer Mike Meekins, occupation:Character you want punch.
Just then the judge punches Meekins
Judge:Sorry. You're personality and dialogue just really irritate me. Testifying will make it better.
Meekins:No! I'm suing you for assault!
Judge:Let's have a trial right now then. Mr. Wright can be my defense.
Wright:Sweet!
Mr. Edgeworth will be the prosecutor.
Edgeworth:Well, this is a case I can win.
Judge:And I'll be the judge. Now Mr. Meekins, could you testify on the assault?
Testimony
Statement-1:I was professionally telling my name and occupation...
Statement-2:When suddenly I was punched by the judge, for no reason!
Judge:I leave my fate to you, Mr. Wright.
Cross-Examination
Statement-1:I was professionally telling my name and occupation...
Statement-2:When suddenly I was punched by the judge, for no reason!
Phoenix:OBJECTION!-No reason? What about the fact your occupation is 'character you want to punch'? Also, you're instantly dislikable.
Edgeworth:OBJECTION!
Judge:Overruled.
Edgeworth:What!
Judge:It seems clear to me. I declare Judge...
NOT GUILTY
Edgeworth:Damn! Another loss to Wright! This is all your fault, witness! Testify!
Testimony
Statement-1:I-
Phoenix:OBJECTION!-I've had it with your lies. Admit it. You're #4989596!
Meekins:Yes, sir.
Judge:Wait a moment. Mr. Edgeworth also entered the crime scene!
The crowd began picking on Edgeworth. Edgeworth is about to cry.
Judge:Shut up! Your 1st amendment doesn't work here!
Meekins:All this somehow reminded me about this security tape.
Edgeworth:But I was told it was accidentally erased!
Phoenix:No one trusts you, jerk. Now let's watch this tape with this VHS player.
Everyone in the courtroom tried to figure out what a VHS is, while the video played.
Edgeworth:Screw this video of miscolored badgers, testify Meekins!
Testimony
Statement-1:Only Detective Goodman could've opened his safe due to fingerprints.
Phoenix:OBJECTION!-Look at this tape! The light's already on! It was stuck open by this glove. This Goodman was a fake!
Edgeworth:Shut up! Testify again, witness!
Testimony
Statement-1:Goodman's ID was used. Only he could've done it!
Phoenix:OBJECTION!
Meekins:Why will you never let me finish, sir?
Phoenix:I don't like you.
Meekins:Can't we just hug it out, sir?
Phoenix:Shut up! Especially when Goodman lost his card, meaning anybody could've used it!
Edgeworth:If the murderer is a fake, then this is irrelevant to the case.
Phoenix:Or is it? I would like to call Jake Marshall, to the stand.
Meekins:Is this just to send me away?
Phoenix:Shut up.
Judge:A recess while we wait, no?
Lobby
Lana:I'm depressing.
Ema:You scientifically are!
Gumshoe:Sup everybody!
…
Gumshoe:I am depressed.
Lana:Did you get the files?
Gumshoe:Whatever...
Phoenix:I'll use...them...wait! Ema! Why are you in here?
Ema:...wha? I don't scientifically know...unless-
Lana:It's the case number for the Joe Darke Killings.
Ema:What! That's scientifically impossible! NOOOOOO!
Ema ran away, crying
Gumshoe:I'm still depressed. I guess I'll go kill myself.
Phoenix:Let's see, Jake Marshall, Angel Starr, Damon Gant, Miles Edgeworth, Lana Skye, and Ema Skye. Seems like everyone has something to do with this case.
Lana:Knowing you, you'll figure it out.