Warning: Ton's of anime references ahead.

Chapter 25: Ninja's Over Powered Everyday (Nope)

The game

The match between Now_Keeeessss and 5NinjaClash began. Everyone was in their lanes and there was no decided invade by either team, like that the laning faze (Clan) started. In the top lane today Akali just takes out a insta-ramen cup and opened the top off and put it on the ground. Nasus is confused "Akali, i'm just going to farm if thats cool. Do whatever project your doing" Akali looks to Nasus "Oh this, it's nothing. I'm just going to boil this ramen in your tears" Nasus gave a confused look to Akali...

1:13 Draven: Stop feeding Akali, Nasus

1:15 Nasus: That was first blood Draven...

1:20 Nasus: Btw, Akali has some good ramen on deck

1:32 Brolaf: Shut up Nasus, trying to last hit

1:33 Sona: -_-

1:34 Draven: out

1:34 Draven: right

1:35 Draven: Now

1:37 Brolaf: stfu

Meanwhile in the bottom lane, Brolaf finally takes his leave. Kennen, the marksman for the other team, gets every last hit "Chidori Zenbon!" he shouts as multiple small needle like ballistic projectiles fire out of a ball of lightning from Kennen's fingertips. Shen comes from the brush and fist bumps Kennen. Ahri came out of nowhere "Sage art: Massive Rasengan" and one hits Draven like a minion. Ahri then goes ape shit, "Why the hell do you love Draven now instead of me!? I will make you love me again Sona-Chan!" Sona looks down at her instrument and starts to say something quietly. "My teigu (or imperial arms) allows me to play music to how my mood is and use it effectively. Currently, i'm really aggravated" Sona pulls back all her strings and let go releasing a double green fire dragon that revolved around each other and Sona had earned a triple kill.

Karma didn't call mid mia and was ganked by Akali. "Hold the phone Karma-" Akali slurps on her ramen "Sorry, this ramen that boiled in your top laners tears is really good" she places down the ramen and cracks her fingers and stretches her arms out, yawning and pulls out a huge scythe with a sniper rifle attached to it hidden behind her back that unfolds (RWBY, Ruby's Scythe). Akali shoots behind her flying forwards and slashing at Karma a few times before Karma managed to escape with one hitpoint. Akali uses her scythe to slam to the ground pointing at Karma and scores a headshot getting her the kill.

Nasus withers Akali, Brolaf throws an Axe, and Draven ults "Ya so dead bro" Brolaf shouts out, but Akali's cries for help. "Onii-Chan!" Shen hears this and ults Akali saving her life. "Onii-Chan, help me kill them please?" Akali said with a puppy dog face. The announcer announces "Enemy triple kill!".

13:37 Akali: Rekt kidz

13:40 Draven: Lucky

13:45 Zed: KS

13:48 Shen: You never gank stfu

13:50 Zed: No more ganks for you

13:55 Nasus: You're in all chat

14:00 Zed: Stfu noob

With Zed's horrible luck trying to get kills he decides to gank Sona. He comes from a bush with his shadow and ults "Sona, my teigu will destroy yours any day". Sona plays the brown note and Zed falls to the ground with his bowls going crazy, "Shadows is a stupid teigu" Sona says for the disrespect(aru). Sona q's and walks away from the scene.

Later in the game, came to the final team fight. Everyone charged in but was assinated in multiple ways. Sona was the last one left of her team. Akali and Shen were dancing to Bandz Make Her Dance. Sona just plays the song by Hentai dude - Bitch SMD. This gets Sona the penta-kill and everyone spammed chat to win the game. Somehow Ahri predicted this and had revive and used it for the first time and ran to Sona. Sona saw an Ahri… In tailed beast (bijuu) form… forming a bijuu bomb. Ahri did the most effective thing that all pro's do to win games, take the nexus.

Draven's team lost, Draven stood by himself as Akali and Sona walked off talking about some anime, maybe hentai, Draven never knows. Ahri, on her knees with an arm out, cries out "Senpai notice me!". Draven leaves talking to no one. He passes Zed, Akali, and Shen taking a selfie while Syndra yells at Zed about some random shit. Draven was mad at his feeding teammates that he just wanted to go home and smoke a big ass blunt. Darius picks up Draven in his green japanese convertible and they drive home together. "So how was the game bro" Darius ask, Draven just looks forward "We need blunts" Darius nods his head "Damn, feeder Draven again" Draven punches his brother for this as they drive off.

Yasuo's friday night

Yasuo didn't have the car today, so he just walked to the barbecue shop a few blocks from his house. It wasn't really the best place to have barbecue, but the prices are okay and the food isn't half ass. Yasuo walked in the blistering cold, he pulled his hoodie over his head so he wouldn't be as cold. Yasuo made it to the place, it was packed and there really wasn't too much room to get in line, but he saw good old Olaf working at the cash register and he just signals to cut everyone. Yasuo gets a bunch of "Fuck you's" and "Peice of shit" from many people but could care less. Olaf ask Yasuo "What'cha want?" Yasuo doesn't even need to think to ask back "What order will least likely get my food spat on?" Olaf chuckles, he pulls out a bag from under the counter. "This guys order that was apparently wrong, it's 8.50" Yas hands a ten from his pocket "Keep the change, by the way any jobs opening up here?" Olaf nods his head "Sorry dude, none right now" Yas tips his head "Ight man see ya 'round" as he left the door with his food.

Yasuo walks up to an alley where someone with their hood up was on their phone. Yasuo was having a long day and since it had been about a week since the last smoke he had, he pulled out a cigarette and his metal lighter. Flipping of the cap he remembered how he threw it against the wall because of getting constantly sniped by people. Yasuo sighed as the person next to him called out "Someone is having a shitty day, aren't you Yasuo?". No doubt that the person next to him was Riven, he looks over to meet Riven in the eyes. "Oh hey, looser" Riven giggles to this cutely as ever. She makes her way next to Yasuo and nudges him awkwardly with her hands in her sweatshirt pockets, "So why aren't you leaving yet, you don't seem to have any reason to stay here anymore" Yasuo looks into Riven's eyes and slyly cups her cheek with his as the other flows down from her shoulder to her forearm "Maybe I can create a new purpose for being here". It had been a while since Yasuo last really got to be with Riven one on one. He thought of this as he leaned into Riven's lips and stayed warm in the cold with Riven as their lips played at the rhythm of the winds (Anyone get?). Yasuo hand slid down her cheek and meant to go to her hips but he felt her heart pounding against his hand. Yasuo felt so good being with Riven and he felt Riven feel his heart as well that was racing as much as hers. Neither Yasuo and Riven wanted the moment to end but it ended with Riven's phone buzzing. Riven pushes off of Yasuo "Sorry, my boss is calling me. I'll call you sometime, I really miss you Yasuo" Yasuo left speechless only responded in "Yeah same, see ya Riven" "Bye" was what Riven muttered as she went back to work. Yasuo continued his walk home.

Yasuo walks into Draven "Yasuo my man, can I get some food" Yasuo wanted to say to not smoke weed when Draven is depressed, but the same goes for him with his cigarette's. "Draven, get your own food man" Draven just rolls his eyes "Pfft, like that will ever happen, peace dude" Yas just shook his head walking away with a smile on his face. All he knew was that he needed a new lighter.

"Ugh, i'm probably just as bored as Draven's team" -Akali sitting at her computer looking for some new anime to watch

Kinda didn't know what to write about so I wrote about a similar life experience from last friday during my break. I hope you enjoyed it, maybe i'll do short mini stories like this every so often. Girls have cooties kids.